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Saturday FarmSeason 1 Episode 6: EPISODE: 6Dick Strawbridge helps the farm manager round up sheep that need ear tagging, and serves a main course of roast beef with bread and butter pudding for dessert. Meanwhile, his son James heads out to the arable fields to learn about planting and tractor driving, before preparing mini hot dogs with coleslaw
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All Star Mr & MrsSeason 5 Episode 3: EPISODE: 3
The three couples competing tonight are Coronation Street's Jennie McAlpine (Fiz Stape) and her partner Chris Farr, former Olympic champion Sally Gunnell and fellow athlete Jon Bigg, and The Only Way Is Essex stars Joey Essex and Sam Faiers, who find out how much they really know about each other. The pair who give the most correct answers to a series of questions get the chance to win £30,000 for their chosen charity. Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield
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River MonstersSeason 1 Episode 1: Piranha
Extreme angler Jeremy Wade investigates the stories behind supposedly deadly freshwater creatures, beginning by examining whether the piranha deserves its fearsome reputation. He travels to Brazil to swim in the Amazon with the fish and incites them into a feeding frenzy, before tracking down survivors and eyewitnesses of attacks
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The ChaseSeason 1 Episode 5: EPISODE: 5
Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants pit their wits against ruthless quiz genius the Chaser in the hope of winning a potential prize pot worth thousands of pounds. They must work as a team and play strategically to answer general knowledge questions against the clock and race down the game board to the exit without being caught
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- 10:25am
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Midsomer MurdersSeason 12 Episode 7: The Great and the Good
When schoolteacher Connie Bishop keeps waking in the night, convinced she has an intruder, most of the villagers in Badger's Drift dismiss her fears as an overactive imagination. But days later a local councillor, thought to have been obsessed with her, is found murdered in her garden, and the ensuing investigation by Barnaby and Jones uncovers jealous rivals, ruthless social climbers and a cottage with a few secrets. Guest starring comedian Paul Kaye, with John Nettles and Jason Hughes
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You've Been Framed!You've Been Framed! Full Throttle
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage from the You've Been Framed archive, featuring thrill-seekers, show-offs, below-the-belt mishaps and painful-looking accidents
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- 2:00pm
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Live UEFA Champions LeagueLive UEFA Champions League Final: UCL: Borussia Dortmund v Bayern Munich
Borussia Dortmund v Bayern Munich (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the showpiece match at Wembley Stadium, where the Bundesliga clubs contest the prestigious trophy. While the tournament this season has been one to forget for English teams, those from Germany and Spain have dominated, with Dortmund defeating Real Madrid in the semi-final, and Bayern demolishing Barcelona in their last-four encounter. This will be the fifth match to take place between the rivals during this campaign, with the two league matches finishing in 1-1 draws, while Bayern triumphed 1-0 in the quarter-finals of the DFB-Pokal and 2-1 in the DFB-Supercup. Adrian Chiles presents, with analysis from Roy Keane, Gareth Southgate and Lee Dixon, and commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend
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- 5:15pm
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Crank
Fast-paced thriller, starring Jason Statham as an assassin who learns a rival has poisoned him with a drug that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. As he sets out to avenge himself on his enemies and find an antidote, he must resort to increasingly desperate acts to keep his adrenaline pumping, from risking life and limb to having sex in public and taking every drug he can get his hands on. Utterly over the top stuff, also starring Amy Smart and Jose Pablo Cantillo
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The NightshiftThe Nightshift
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