Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 8

• Season 8 Episode 8: Keep on Running

  Gaz must choose between Donna and Janet when they give him an ultimatum to decide who he wants to be with - but as the deadline approaches, he still has doubts. Elsewhere, Louise is worried Scott is going to run off with a groupie. Last in the series

• Season 8 Episode 7: You Decide

  Janet returns from hospital and tells Gaz she spent the night with Wesley holding her hand, prompting him to confess he slept with Donna. After being thrown out of the house, Gaz realises he still loves his former wife and feels torn between the two women. Meanwhile, Louise is desperate for a boyfriend. An online vote to decide the outcome of Gaz's dilemma will be held immediately after transmission

• Season 8 Episode 6: Val Doonican

  Gaz decides the time has come to propose to Janet. Donna offers to help as she is scared she is losing her friends, although Tim believes she is holding onto the past. Meanwhile, Janet is rushed to hospital after experiencing sudden stomach pain whilst helping Wesley on his market stall, but when they try to contact Gaz he is nowhere to be found

• Season 8 Episode 5: D.I.V.O.R.C.E

  Donna and Gaz's impending divorce prompts them to reminisce about their relationship through a series of fantasies and flashbacks, remembering how they met as children and the first time they slept together. As their nostalgia grows, they try to imagine how life might be without one another, leading them to wonder whether they have made the right decision

• Season 8 Episode 4: Ello Ello

  Janet hopes to earn Gaz's respect by making her first arrest as a police community support officer, but finds herself out of her depth. Donna and Gaz have difficulty coming to terms with their divorce, but feelings soon change when Donna realises the effort Wesley is prepared to make for her. Meanwhile, Louise tries to improve her baby's IQ and become more like Janet as a mother

• Season 8 Episode 3: Flan Van

  Janet responds to being mugged by becoming a police community support officer. Wesley returns to the area intent on seeking advice from Gaz on the best way to win Donna's heart, while Louise runs into problems as she tries to find a father figure for her daughter. Comedy, starring Sheridan Smith, Will Mellor, Thomas Nelstrop and Kathryn Drysdale

• Season 8 Episode 2: Candle

  Janet twists Gaz's arm into having a romantic night in with her after he suggests going out and letting his former girlfriend babysit Corinthian. However, the mood turns sour when the couple begin to disagree over Jonny, prompting Gaz to make a big commitment

• Season 8 Episode 2: Gazman

  Janet is unsure about Donna's new boyfriend, who she thinks sounds like a bit of an idiot. Meanwhile, Louise struggles with her duties as a mum - leaving her baby behind whenever she goes out - and receives some much-needed advice from Tim. Comedy, starring Sheridan Smith and Natalie Casey

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 7 (2008)

• Season 7 Episode 8: Borry

  Janet struggles to make the right decision when Gaz confesses his love to her. Upon discovering Janet and Gaz's illicit relationship, Donna vandalises Gaz's van - but has an affair of her own to hide. Meanwhile, Munch attempts to find a suitable birthing expert to help Louise through labour. Last in the comedy series, starring Will Mellor and Sheridan Smith

• Season 7 Episode 7: African Death Face

  While Donna is away in London at a job interview, Gaz enlists Janet's aid to inject some much-needed sophisitication into his new home, but while the two decorate their mutual attraction begins to resurface. Louise goes into labour - and with each of her friends otherwise engaged she attempts to become her own birthing partner

• Season 7 Episode 6: Six Months Later

  Just as Janet begins to feel ready to go on with her life after Jonny's death, Louise reveals that she has been hiding all of her post for six months - and among the unopened letters is a repossession order for Janet's house. With only 24 hours to save her home, she seeks the help of Aidan, a bumbling local villain who has come into money after robbing a post office

• Season 7 Episode 5: Here Bums the Bride

  Gaz and Donna's wedding turns out to be a morbid affair, prompting the groom to draw up a list of things to do before he dies and his bride to confront her fear of death by taking a job in a charity shop. Janet sees Munch in one of Johnny's old tracksuits, and Louise makes a shocking discovery about Corinthian

• Season 7 Episode 4: Dead Jonny Walking

  Louise makes a distressing discovery about her pregnancy, Gaz trains Munch to be his best man and Janet picks an unconventional theme for Donna's wedding - Dead Jonny

• Season 7 Episode 3: Homophobia is Gay

  Now that she is pregnant, Louise becomes desperate to move in with Janet, but when she is repeatedly rebuffed, she attempts to persuade Janet by contacting the spirit of Jonny in a suspicious seance. Donna comes to the conclusion that her slightly camp boss Tim is homosexual, despite being happily married with children, and attempts to help him to come out of the closet

• Season 7 Episode 2: DABDAA!

  Janet struggles to accept the death of Jonny, and decides she must race through the stages of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance - for the sake of her son Corinthian. Louise has trouble convincing friends she is pregnant while simultaneously attempting to keep her Auntie Val in the dark

• Season 7 Episode 1: When Jonny Met Sharky

  Jonny wins a competition to jump over a shark in Hawaii, leading Gaz to try to prove that he's more exciting than his mate. Meanwhile, the girls compete for a job behind the bar at the newly refurbished Archer pub. Live episode, starring Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Natalie Casey, Will Mellor and Kathryn Drysdale star

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 6

• Season 6 Episode 10: When Janet Killed Jonny

  Horror-themed episode of the comedy in which the gang learns the Archer is facing demolition and breaks in the night before to bid the place farewell. However, the friends soon find themselves trapped inside the sinister pub - where strange forces are intent on killing them. Ralf Little stars

• Season 6 Episode 9: Closing Time

  The gang struggles with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open, and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz and the arrival of Donna's brother causes a stir. Sheridan Smith and Kathryn Drysdale star

• Season 6 Episode 8: War, Hurrgh!

  Janet starts her job managing the Archer and, in a bid to attract an older clientele, decides to give the pub a wartime theme. Donna is still intent on revenge, Jonny helps Gaz become a dad and Louise turns to prostitution. Comedy, starring Sheridan Smith and Natalie Casey

• Season 6 Episode 7: Finger Sniffing

  Jonny makes a startling discovery about Corinthian's parentage, while Janet and Donna argue when they both become convinced they will get the job managing the Archer. Sitcom, starring Ralf Little, Natalie Casey and Sheridan Smith

• Season 6 Episode 6: Croppity Crops

  Donna regrets persuading Gaz to try tantric sex when he gets hooked on it, while Louise wants a new family and seems to know exactly where to find one. Jonny gets a job as a farmer and Janet increases her home security

• Season 6 Episode 5: Drunk

  After being chatted up by Louise's father, Jonny resolves to become more macho, but things don't go as planned. Donna refuses to have a baby with Gaz, leaving him with only one option for getting the child he so desperately wants

• Season 6 Episode 4: Cauliflower

  Louise meets her dad for the first time, but he shows more interest in Jonny than in her. Donna gives Gaz an answer to his marriage proposal and Janet comes up with a new way of supporting her child - which is not strictly legal

• Season 6 Episode 3: Mummy Cupboard

  Louise gets a shock when she meets her birth mother for the first time. Gaz decides he has to make a real commitment to Donna, and Janet talks dirty for a living. Kathryn Drysdale and Will Mellor star

• Season 6 Episode 2: Goblins

  Donna's career falters just as Janet's is taking off. Louise gets a letter from her mother but can't face reading it, and proud father Jonny leads the charge in the fight for baby-changing facilities in the pub

• Season 6 Episode 1: Speedycruise!

  Janet is offered a job on a cruise ship, but realises that taking it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind. Louise learns the truth about her parents and Donna goes into business

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 5 (2005 - 2006)

• Season 5 Episode 14: Near, Far

  Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory. Janet gets the chance to become a star, and Gaz confronts his fear of sheep head-on, while Louise tries desperately to hang on to Mick. Comedy, starring Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith. Last in series

• Season 5 Episode 13: Love 83199

  Jonny tries to get a job to prove he can be a responsible father - and a position at the biscuit factory might be just the line of work for him. Louise dates her mobile phone before finding a fantastic boyfriend, and Gaz discovers a dream home to share with Donna

• Season 5 Episode 12: God

  Louise has a religious experience, while Jonny attempts to make his son more exciting. Janet finds it difficult to choose a godmother, and Gaz starts taking HRT tablets in an effort to get in touch with his feminine side. Comedy, starring Kathryn Drysdale

• Season 5 Episode 11: Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

  Jonny feels neglected as Janet focuses all her attention on the baby, and he resorts to desperate measures to get her to notice him. Donna flaunts her new-found financial success, but refuses to share the wealth with her friends, while Louise cannot understand why the others have no time for her. Comedy, starring Ralf Little

• Season 5 Episode 10: Who's the Daddy?

  Gaz is run over by an ambulance, making Donna realise she still loves him. However, while concussed, he confesses to being the father of Janet's baby - which sends a furious Jonny storming off to the maternity ward in search of answers. Meanwhile, Louise worries about her career prospects

• Season 5 Episode 9: Stot or Pronk

  Janet struggles to remember things, so Louise signs her up for a pub quiz to keep her mind active. However, she gets wrapped up in the competition and forgets her antenatal class - prompting Gaz to accompany Jonny in her place. Comedy, starring Sheridan Smith

• Season 5 Episode 8: Fat

  Gaz reacts to the misery of Donna leaving him by binge eating. Jonny gets a job working in the pub, while his house receives a much-needed tidy, courtesy of Louise's group of teenage delinquents - who provide Janet with an opportunity to work on developing that all-important maternal instinct

• Season 5 Episode 7: Crab

  It is the day of Janet and Jonny's wedding, but the bride and groom are locked in the back of a van surrounded by a breakfast of dressed crabs and baked beans. While they ponder whether it was ever meant to be, Gaz comes up with a plan to rectify the situation - he and Donna will get married, but sign their friends' names on the register

• Season 5 Episode 6: Antlers

  The conflicts between the group conspire to ruin Janet and Jonny's hen and stag parties. The plan for a quiet baby shower rather than a raucous girls' night out goes awry, as Donna refuses to come and Louise is desperate to let her hair down before she gets sent to jail

• Season 5 Episode 5: Potato People

  Jonny offers to provide some under-age kids with alcohol, but having been banned from the off-licence, it falls to Louise to provide the goods. When she returns empty-handed, all hell breaks loose. Donna decides she needs to find new friends, while Gaz goes in search of casual sex

• Season 5 Episode 4: Ecuador

  Jonny decides to prove his responsibility by learning to drive, but his efforts come to an abrupt halt when Louise holds his car hostage. Donna splits from Gaz and resolves to take revenge on Janet - but eventually decides to leave the country instead

• Season 5 Episode 3: Shrink

  Janet announces she is pregnant, much to Jonny's delight. Gaz leaps into action to foil Louise's blackmail scheme, and Donna discovers selling the house is going to make her rich. Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith star

• Season 5 Episode 2: Nobbly Bobbly

  Donna inherits a house, but receives a strange warning never to open the cupboard under the stairs. Louise confides in a police psychotherapist and Jonny feels too scared to go outside after the shooting - so Janet resorts to starving him out

• Season 5 Episode 1: Death

  Jonny recovers from his recent brush with death, enjoying 15 minutes of fame and organising a Press conference at which he plans to take his first step from the wheelchair. Donna and Gaz's relationship begins to look shaky, while Louise confesses to the shooting since she can't bear the thought of someone else taking the credit

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 4 (2003 - 2004)

• Season 4 Episode 8: Filthy Brunching

  Donna enjoys some 'filthy brunching' with her tutor, while Louise gets Jonny into trouble with the police. Gaz solves his bedroom problem and Janet becomes a vociferous advocate of adventurous sex

• Season 4 Episode 7: Homeless and Horny

  Donna's tutor invites her to have a little extra-curricular fun, but she is shocked when it turns out to be on his sofa. Gaz begins to experience problems in the bedroom, and Janet urges a reluctant Jonny to sample her latest pasty recipe

• Season 4 Episode 6: Mate Date

  Janet's new boss makes her life a misery, while Gaz resolves to split the lovely Kate from Jonny, who in turn receives an ultimatum to dump his friends or face a return to being single

• Season 4 Episode 5: Purgatory

  Gaz tries to ease his guilt by doing something special for Donna, and Janet throws a party in honour of Louise's graduation. Meanwhile, Jonny and Kate are more concerned with finding somewhere private. Will Mellor and Natalie Casey star

• Season 4 Episode 4: Cuggles

  Lonely Janet and frisky Gaz grow closer than intended, and Louise applies for a new job. Jonny and Kate learn how biscuits can spice things up in the bedroom. Comedy, starring Ralf Little, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith

• Season 4 Episode 3: My Delicious Guava

  Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying to be too macho. A large spider spoils Louise's plans to live with Janet, and Gaz tries to become a pop idol. Sitcom, starring Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Will Mellor and Sheridan Smith

• Season 4 Episode 2: Piggy Goes Oink

  Jonny finds a new girlfriend, Gaz challenges David to a drinking contest, and a book has a profound effect on Louise. Sitcom, starring Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith

• Season 4 Episode 1: Corinthian Dies

  Janet tries to dump Jonny, but suffers the indignity of being upstaged by some pasties. Louise gets revenge on David, and Donna plucks up the courage to pursue a new dream. Sitcom, starring Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 3 (2003 - 2004)

• Season 3 Episode 10: Schluballybub

  David finds a new way to test Louise's commitment, while Jonny fails to notice Janet is having second thoughts about getting married, and Gaz experiences a health scare. Sitcom, starring Ralf Little and Will Mellor. Last in the series

• Season 3 Episode 9: Dump

  Louise runs riot with her new-found social conscience, and Gaz advises Munch on how to handle women. Meanwhile, Jonny shows Donna a way of getting everything she's ever wanted - without paying. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Will Mellor

• Season 3 Episode 8: Jammy Dodgers

  Louise finally agrees to sleep with her eager boyfriend. Janet tries to be sexy for Jonny, and Gaz sends Donna out for a night on the town so he can be passionate with himself. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith

• Season 3 Episode 7: Fockin Mokky Bokka

  Jonny gets a new job and a sexy offer he can't refuse. Gaz and Donna have trouble sleeping, while David shows Louise how to cope with growing old. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Will Mellor

• Season 3 Episode 6: Dresses Dresses Dresses

  The girls go shopping for Janet's wedding dress, little suspecting what an epic adventure they are embarking on. Jonny and Gaz decide to set out on a search of their own, and are thrilled to discover an unattended barrel of beer. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Will Mellor

• Season 3 Episode 5: Hospikal

  Gaz lands in hospital when he attempts to avoid Munch, and Jonny tries to persuade Janet's father to approve of their marriage and pay for the ceremony - but ends up blackmailing him into agreeing. Sitcom, starring Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith

• Season 3 Episode 4: Beastiality

  Munch falls for Donna, Louise has to live with a sordid secret from David's past and Janet gets caught in a conflict between her two bridesmaids. Comedy, starring Natalie Casey and Lee Oakes

• Season 3 Episode 3: Kangaroo

  Jonny gets more than he bargained for when he begs Janet's dad for his blessing to marry his daughter, Donna's plans for a kinky night in ensure Gaz and Munch get an eyeful and Louise plays weird love games with David. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith

• Season 3 Episode 2: Fish

  Gaz tries to spice up his sex life with Donna using whipped cream. Janet's attempt to quit smoking has an alarming side-effect, and Louise discovers the identity of her secret admirer. Comedy, starring Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey and Sheridan Smith

• Season 3 Episode 1: Munch

  Jonny's job-hunting plans are put on hold by a sex-starved cat. Gaz comes face to face with the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Will Mellor

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 2 (2002)

• Season 2 Episode 6: Mo Mo and Pigsy

  Relationship troubles get out of hand for the Runcorn five as Janet moves in with Gaz, leaving Donna to live with Jonny. It falls to Louise to come up with the perfect solution to everyone's problems. Comedy series, starring Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey and Kathryn Drysdale. Last in series

• Season 2 Episode 5: Crusty Curtains

  Jonny refuses to speak to Janet, so Louise tries to bring about a reconciliation. Meanwhile, Donna and Gaz set some ground rules for their new flat, but they prove difficult to abide by. Starring Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale, Will Mellor and Sheridan Smith

• Season 2 Episode 4: Vomit

  Gaz tries to find the right moment to ask Donna something important, Louise buys a puppy, and Janet runs into an old flame - with startling consequences. Comedy, starring Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith and Kathryn Drysdale

• Season 2 Episode 3: Dirty Girls

  Janet resorts to deception after she finds a love letter from an old flame. Flo decides to start a massage parlour, and Louise experiments with lesbian sex. Comedy, starring Beverley Callard, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith

• Season 2 Episode 2: Bungle

  Gaz and Donna manage to ruin Janet's dinner party, Jonny finds an unusual way of spending his winnings from a scratchcard and Louise tries to cope with a new boyfriend's desperate attempts to get her into bed. Starring Ralf Little, Beverley Callard, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale and Sheridan Smith

• Season 2 Episode 1: On the Blob

  After hearing that Donna might be pregnant, Gaz panics at the thought of becoming a father, while Louise uses her psychic powers to find Jonny a fitting vocation, which leads him on a new career path - involving a black leotard. Starring Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey and Kathryn Drysdale

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Season 1 (2001)

• Season 1 Episode 6: Ugly Babies

  Jonny tries to inject a bit more excitement into his dull life, but Janet reveals news that promises the opposite. Louise tries desperately to prove she's still cool, while Gaz and Donna have a communication problem - she wants to talk, he wants sex. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Beverley Callard

• Season 1 Episode 5: Lard

  Jonny develops an obsession with Louise, but gets a nasty shock. Janet fancies herself as a bit of a joker, and decides to put her talents to the test, while Gaz foolishly tries to manipulate Donna. Comedy, starring Ralf Little and Beverley Callard

• Season 1 Episode 4: Angry Wangry

  Janet is persuaded that being well-educated makes a person sexy, so she decides to enrol as a student, and is soon invited to a poetry recital - much to Louise's annoyance. Meanwhile, Gaz fears he may have lost his touch with the ladies. Comedy, starring Ralf Little

• Season 1 Episode 3: Bone with the Wind

  Flo wants Donna to move out and Gaz accidentally gets the wrong idea. Janet feels neglected by Jonny and decides to spice up their relationship by surprising him in her sexy underwear - but things don't go according to plan. Meanwhile, Louise meets a new man. Comedy, starring Ralf Little

• Season 1 Episode 2: Spunk

  Louise starts losing weight and gets stretch marks, Jonny decides to stop being Mr Nice Guy, and Gaz gets cold feet over his relationship with Donna. Comedy, starring Kathryn Drysdale and Ralf Little

• Season 1 Episode 1: Fags, Shags and Kebabs

  Donna tries to find a boyfriend to please her mother in the first episode of the comedy series following the lives and loves of five young adults from Runcorn. With Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little, Beverley Callard, Will Mellor and Natalie Casey

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Special

• Comic Relief Special

  Janet and Gaz from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps join characters from Coming of Age and Grownups for a Comic Relief inspired night of fun in The Archer, hosted by Tim. When Louise mocks Tim for his lack of friends, he retorts by inviting his pals from Manchester and Abingdon to come down to partake in three money-raising events - but the competitions cause jealousy and fighting, before being rounded off with a song

• Outtakes

  Outtakes from the comedy series focusing on the sex-fuelled exploits of Gaz, Donna, Janet and Louise

• Outtakes

  Outtakes from the seventh series of the comedy focusing on the sex-fuelled exploits of Gaz, Donna, Janet and Louise

• Outtakes

  Featuring outtakes from the sitcom's sixth series focusing on the lives and loves of five twentysomethings