Two and a Half Men TV Schedule

Two and a Half Men on TV

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• 27 Mon

• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 7:00pm
  • Season 4 Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 4 Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • Time
  • Episode
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• • 5:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 5:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 4: City of Great Racks
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 4: City of Great Racks
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 11:00am
  • Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 11:00am
  • Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 11:30am
  • Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 11:30am
  • Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 12:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 12:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 12:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 12:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 6 Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 1:34am
  • Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 1:34am
  • Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 2:03am
  • Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 2:03am
  • Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 4:36am
  • Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 4:36am
  • Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 5:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 5:30pm
  • Season 6 Episode 17: The Ocu or the Pado?
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
  • FX (Pacific)
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• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 7: Best H.O. Money can Buy
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 9:00pm
  • Two and a Half Men
  • KCBS (CBS)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 7:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 8: Pinnocchio's Mouth
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 8:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 8:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 8:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 8:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 9:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 9:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 9:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 9:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 5:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 5:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 5:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 5:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:00pm
  • Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 6:30pm
  • Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 2 Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 7:00pm
  • Season 6 Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 7:30pm
  • Season 6 Episode 23: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
  • KTLA (CW)
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• • 8:30pm
  • Season 9 Episode 9: Frodo's Headshot
  • KCBS (CBS)
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• • Time
  • Episode
  • Channel
• • 1:00am
  • Season 6 Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 1:00am
  • Season 6 Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 1:30am
  • Season 6 Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 1:30am
  • Season 6 Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 4:00am
  • Season 6 Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 4:00am
  • Season 6 Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
  • FX HD (Pacific)
  • 
• • 4:30am
  • Season 6 Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin
  • FX (Pacific)
  • 
• • 4:30am
  • Season 6 Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin
  • FX HD (Pacific)
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