Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Two and a Half Men: Season 11 (2013 - 2014)

Two and a Half Men: Season 10 (2012 - 2013)

  • Season 10 Episode 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Jake and Alan go on a trip. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones, Hilary Duff and Marilu Henner

  • Season 10 Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan is encouraged by Walden to update his look, and then faces a moral dilemma when he attracts the attention of a married woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond

    Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey ends their relationship, so Walden tries to find a way to help him get back on his feet. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Courtney Thorne-Smith

  • Season 10 Episode 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter - and Alan and Walden become involved in the ugly repercussions. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 19: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Herb goes on a wild party binge at the beach house, prompting Walden and Alan to feel the need to keep up with him. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 10 Episode 18: The 9:04 From Pemberton

    Alan seeks refuge with Herb after he and Walden have a disagreement. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Ryan Stiles

  • Season 10 Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Walden attends a singles' night with friends from high school. He encounters Bridget, and they begin talking about getting back together - which worries Alan. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 10 Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Alan tries to make Valentine's Day special for Lindsay, but his plans go awry at the last minute. Meanwhile, with Kate back in town, Walden tries to persuade her to take him back. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Jake returns from the base with his girlfriend Tammy, and asks Walden for money so he can propose to her. However, the teenager has misunderstood his relationship with the tattoo shop owner, who has several children and just wants a bit of fun with no strings attached. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 14: Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Lyndsey threatens to end things with Alan when he refuses to give her a key to the house, while Walden, Herb and Billy commiserate about their failed relationships. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne

  • Season 10 Episode 13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Walden decides to tell Kate the truth, so he flies to New York to meet her, but his revelation only succeeds in upsetting the fashion designer. Meanwhile, Alan expresses his enthusiasm for musical theatre with a song-and-dance routine

  • Season 10 Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest

    Kate expresses frustration at her lack of career development, so Walden tries to help in a way that will not blow his cover as regular guy Sam Wilson - by giving Alan $100,000 to invest in Kate's fashion designs. However, Walden begins to feel guilty when Kate shows her gratitude, and he later begins to experience erectile dysfunction

  • Season 10 Episode 10: One Nut Johnson

    Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head

  • Season 10 Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee

    Kandi, now a successful Hollywood actress, tries to get back with Alan. He turns her down, citing his commitment to Lindsay, before landing himself in hot water when compromising images appear online. Award-winning American comedy series, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 10 Episode 8: Something My Gynaecologist Said

    Alan hesitates over whether to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but receives inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys the perks of dating a rich, older woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 10 Episode 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Walden hires a professional actress to pose as his girlfriend when he becomes tired of the ups and downs of a traditional relationship, and Jake arranges for a beach-house rendezvous with his sweetheart Missi. Guest starring Miley Cyrus

  • Season 10 Episode 6: Ferrets, Attack!

    Award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 10 Episode 5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    After a series of bad double date set-ups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman. Unfortunately, she turns out to be Charlie's ex, Rose. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey

  • Season 10 Episode 4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi (guest star Miley Cyrus) pays a visit, but his problems appear to have disappeared when Jake shows up unexpectedly. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Alan and Lyndsey decide to take their relationship to another level by allowing Walden to become involved in their more intimate moments. But the plan goes awry when Walden realises he is still in love with Zoey. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 10 Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden has a breakdown when he and Zoey split up, taking his anger out on Alan, Robin and business partner Billy, before using a dog he finds on the beach to get even with his ex-girlfriend at Ava's birthday party. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    The Award-winning American comedy series returns to follow the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan, who has taken up residence in his late brother's beachfront house with his son Jake, only for internet billionaire Walden Schmidt to stumble into their lives. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • 10 Episode 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits

Two and a Half Men: Season 9 (2011 - 2012)

Two and a Half Men: Season 8 (2010 - 2011)

  • Season 8 Episode 16: That Darn Priest

    Charlie is tricked into fearing for his safety as his so-called affair continues, and Rose finds out how all Alan's investments are being spent. Desperate to keep his scam under wraps, he follows her home to beg for her silence, but ends up discovering the truth about her husband Manny. The last ever episode featuring Charlie Sheen

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  • Season 8 Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Alan receives investment money from family members for his booming chiropractic business, and pockets their contribution instead of using it to further his plans. Meanwhile, Gordon delivers a pizza to Rose's house, and catches sight of her new husband

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  • Season 8 Episode 14: Looking' for Japanese Subs

    Rose moves back to the beach with her elusive new husband Manny Quinn, and the tables appear to have turned when she demands that Charlie should stay away from her. However, a spot of stalking results in the pair agreeing to have a passionate affair. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge try to film a collection of Jackass-style stunts

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  • Season 8 Episode 13: Skunk, Dog, C**p and Ketchup

    Alan forbids Lindsey from inviting Charlie to her housewarming party when he begins to suspect his womanising brother is about to make a move on her. However, the plan backfires and he ends up getting banned himself - forcing him to spy on proceedings from the outside

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  • Season 8 Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    A depressed Charlie laments that all his relationships have failed, and becomes so desperate for attention that he shows up at a party Jake is attending. With nowhere else left to go, he turns his attention to his therapist Dr Freeman (guest star Jane Lynch), who explains that instead of picking up women he needs to go out and make more friends

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  • Season 8 Episode 11: Dead From the Waist Down

    Alan feels inadequate when he realises he cannot shower Lindsey with gifts the way Charlie does with Courtney. Desperate to gain ground, he offers massages at the mall for extra money, but when this venture fails to bring in a decent profit, he decides to resort to desperate measures

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  • Season 8 Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Courtney is released from prison, and immediately hooks up with Charlie. Alan worries that the ex-con is taking advantage of his brother, and goes to Evelyn for advice, but when he arrives at her house, he realises his mother is conducting a similar scam on Marty Pepper. Jenny McCarthy guest stars

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  • Season 8 Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa

    Berta take a few days off and arranges for a friend fill in as a replacement housekeeper, but she fails to live up to Charlie's high standards. Meanwhile, Alan gets back together with Lindsey, but discovers he has a stalker in the form of his sweetheart's ex-husband Chris

  • Season 8 Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie and Alan hope to cheer up a depressed Evelyn by inviting Russell the pharmacist to her birthday party. However, when he shows up with a hot date in tow, the Harper matriarch ends up even more upset

  • Season 8 Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Rose makes one of her dramatic balcony entrances, interrupting Charlie's romantic evening with Michelle. She proceeds to reveal that she is about to get married, prompting Alan and his long-suffering brother to crash the event. However, things are not quite what they seem

  • Season 8 Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie begins to have second thoughts about a woman he is dating when he discovers she is slightly older than him, and Alan ends up getting arrested after he is caught in a compromising position at the cinema

  • Season 8 Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Evelyn advises Charlie to get some minor plastic surgery done in Las Vegas. While he is away, Alan assumes his identity, and secures the attentions of a female admirer at Pavlov's. However, when he returns home with her, it appears she has an ulterior motive for responding to his advances

  • Season 8 Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lindsey takes every opportunity to remind Alan he accidentally burnt down her house, and when Charlie goes to check out the charred remains, he ends up bonding with Herb, Gordon the pizza guy and Lindsey's ex-husband Chris (guest star Judd Nelson)

  • Season 8 Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper

  • Season 8 Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Eldridge's mother Lindsey, and is so furious that he decides to moves out and live with Judith full time. Meanwhile, Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit

Two and a Half Men: Season 7 (2009 - 2010)

Two and a Half Men: Season 6 (2008 - 2009)

Two and a Half Men: Season 5 (2007 - 2008)

  • Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie faces a dilemma when he meets the adult daughter of his latest date, and his former therapist Dr Freeman returns. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of The Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing

  • Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer

    The CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception. Special episode, written by CSI writers Evan Dunsky, Sarah Goldfinger, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanka. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan throws himself enthusiastically into planning Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiance, while Charlie continues to pursue his manipulative future stepsister, getting advice from Rose on how best to stalk the object of his affections. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star

  • Season 5 Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is getting out of control. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist

    Alan goes on a date with one of Judith's friends, who reveals some surprising information about his former wife's sex life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose returns from England and takes on the job of nursing a sick Charlie, but her methods turn out to be somewhat disturbing. Meanwhile, Alan begins to feel Jake is pulling away from him. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander

    When Alan feels his latest relationship is going badly, Charlie offers him advice on the best way to break up with someone. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan learns that Charlie stole his girlfriend back in high school, and tries to get revenge - but the plan leads to disaster. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good

    After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, his soon-to-be stepsister

  • Season 5 Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Alan is annoyed when Charlie becomes famous after writing a successful children's song. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

    Alan takes Jake away to move in with his mother, after having an argument with Charlie over a decorative bowl. Robert Wagner guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    Jake disobeys his father's orders and sneaks out of the house to attend a concert. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him at an important dinner after a medication mix-up makes him change character. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie is forced to come up with different ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile Alan becomes a test subject for a drug study to raise some funds. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 4: City of Great Racks

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but the former has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Jane Lynch guest stars alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in the 100th episode of the US comedy

  • Season 5 Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda, but the bachelor shows his inexperience in dating woman of his own age. Desperate for a second chance, he goes to great lengths to speak to her again. When he is arrested by the police, he is able to see her in court

  • Season 5 Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also acts out of character the next morning. Janeane Garofalo guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping when he prepares to start a new school - until they land themselves in trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Two and a Half Men: Season 4 (2006 - 2007)

  • Season 4 Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato

    Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas and the brothers deal with lingering feelings about their mother's dating habits, discussing the men who have come into and out of their lives. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 4 Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie is shocked when Chloe seems to show more interest in the handyman working on his house than him - but Alan has little sympathy for his brother. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Rachel Cannon and Jon Cryer

  • Season 4 Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Charlie takes Jake to the racetrack, and when Alan gives up his turn in the queue at the Department of Motor Vehicles to a pretty woman sitting next to him he ends up waiting all day

  • Season 4 Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities when they befriend a gay single man, and Jake develops a crush on a man's daughter. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 4 Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister, Myra, and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 4 Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Alan enters a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actress. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 4 Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too

    The Harpers are shocked to be considered old when Charlie's young girlfriend takes him and Alan to a club. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 15: My Damn Stalker

    Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces that she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual. Charlie Sheen stars

  • Season 4 Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    When Charlie realises that new neighbour Danielle shares a lot in common with Alan, he proceeds to set them up. The matchmaker soon becomes jealous though and plans to sabotage the relationship. Brooke Shields guest stars

  • Season 4 Episode 13: Don't Worry Speed Racer

    Jake's admittance that he regularly overhears his mother Judith and her fiance Herb sleeping together brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose

  • Season 4 Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter Naomi. He is initially worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, Starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 4 Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his date, but unexpectedly finds himself hosting a festive party as his family drop-in. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 4 Episode 10: Kissing Abe Lincoln

    Charlie faces a difficult decision when his girlfriend Lydia, and Berta fight for his support - but turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 4 Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Alan tries to leave Charlie with the restaurant bill during a double date, but his frustrated brother soon plays him at his own game. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 8: Release the Dogs

    Charlie suggests Alan should take a jog along the beach to cure his insomnia, but after his run takes a disastrous turn, he seeks help from a psychiatrist to learn the cause of his condition. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Berta swears revenge on the married man responsible when her daughter becomes pregnant, and forces Charlie to accompany her. Naomi helps with the housework. Naomi helps with the housework. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie finds himself attracted to real estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother, but this leads to difficulties. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 4 Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer stars

  • Season 4 Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey

    Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie attempts to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but nearly drowns. He tells Alan that their father appeared to him while he was at death's door and made a request that his brother feels reluctant to fulfill. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers

    Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. The pair also deal with a noisy neighbour. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 1: Working for Caligula

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house, and the latter suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Two and a Half Men: Season 3 (2005 - 2006)

  • Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie

    Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first ones. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens

    Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Charlie and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school. Meanwhile, Alan starts to fall for Francine upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father, Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby

  • Season 3 Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan encounters financial problems when he starts paying for all his girlfriend's bills, and gets into trouble with Judith for not paying his alimony cheque on time. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 3 Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

    When Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, he decides to boycott the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. The rest of the family try to con him into going. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 3 Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call

    Alan has trouble deciding whether he should take his much younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party, afraid his former wife Judith will not approve. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat

    Mia chides Charlie for his unhealthy diet, addiction to cigars and fondness for alcohol, making him so resentful that he begins to question whether he is really in love with her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier

  • Season 3 Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie is desperate to consummate his relationship with Mia so he arranges a romantic date. However, his oversexed ex-girlfriend Kandi throws a spanner in the works. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier

  • Season 3 Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Charlie finds it difficult to deal with a relationship that is not based on sex, so when he makes an inappropriate proposal towards Mia, their chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier

  • Season 3 Episode 12: That Special Tug

    Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him, so Charlie dates a psychiatrist in the hope that she might help his brother deal with his insecurities. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned

    When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, all her delicious feasts cause Charlie and him to pile on the pounds, and it is not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted

    Alan begins to see himself in a new light, and vows to a sceptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for approval from his mother and the other women in his life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend

    One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes romantically interested in Alan, while Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman

  • Season 3 Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie's romantic advances are rejected by a teacher - forcing him to prove to Alan he can attain a date from the woman, but Jake becomes infatuated with her after joining her ballet classes. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 3 Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Charlie wakes up with Rose the night after her birthday party. Her irate father is quickly on the scene demanding to know what the future holds for the couple, but is interrupted when Evelyn unexpectedly shows up. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones, with guest star Martin Sheen

  • Season 3 Episode 6: Hi, Mr Horned One

    Charlie continues to date an attractive Satan worshipper - despite Alan's warnings - but when she threatens to put a curse on his manhood, he begins to see sense. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

  • Season 3 Episode 5: We Called It Mr Pinky

    Rose tells Charlie he is unable to sustain a lasting relationship with a woman because of his attitude to his mother, while Jake seeks advice about a girl at school. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

    Berta temporarily moves into the beach house with Charlie and Alan, causing tension to arise between the two men, and convincing Alan to find his own apartment. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 3 Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie is curious about Alan's mysterious love life - until he finds out his brother has been seeing his former wife Judith. He later admits to Rose that he is scared he will miss Jake if the couple patch up their differences and start again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates, and Alan is summoned by the principal. Meanwhile, Charlie starts work at the chiropractor's office and promptly hires a masseuse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Alan injures himself falling from the roof, forcing Charlie to look after nephew Jake for the weekend - until he finds his social life compromised. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

Two and a Half Men: Season 2 (2004 - 2005)

  • Season 2 Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie sleeps with a young woman, oblivious to the fact she is married to an elderly man. Jake's teacher asks him to write a report of his weekend and he describes how the man showed up at the apartment looking for his wife, but the story veers some way from what really happened. Last in series

  • Season 2 Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Evelyn hears that Jake has been spending a lot of time with his other grandparents and demands he stay with her for a night. Alan is horrified at the prospect of his son getting the same treatment he did, so Charlie tries to take his mind off things - with help from a female volleyball team

  • Season 2 Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Evelyn sets Alan up with her boyfriend's daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab centre. However, their encounter soon spirals into chaos and finally results in his brand new sports car being involved in a televised high-speed chase. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 2 Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Evelyn discovers her second husband Harry has died and is pleased when Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her - until she finds out the pair had stayed in contact. Jake expresses his excitement at seeing a dead body, while Charlie looks forward to the prospect of meeting a recently bereaved widow

  • Season 2 Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Judith bills Alan for a pair of expensive shoes she bought Jake, and Evelyn harasses Charlie for not keeping in contact. Peeved and generally aggrieved, the brothers take their frustrations out on each other. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 2 Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

    The Harpers bump into Charlie's former girlfriend Sherri in a cafe and Alan takes an immediate shine to her, but can't get over her former relationship with his brother. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom

    Charlie is eager to impress at a party thrown by gay advertising executive Eric, and asks Alan to pretend to be his partner. However, when the host's beautiful former wife makes an appearance, his cover is soon blown. Guest starring Lucy Lawless, with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

    Charlie injures his back and refuses to let his chiropractor brother help him. Seeking medical advice, he finds out his new doctor is a beautiful woman - but does not realise they have met before. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    Judith goes on holiday, leaving Alan to take care of Jake, but things do not go according to plan, meaning it is Charlie who becomes responsible for getting the youngster to school. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 2 Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure he is facing, so Charlie persuades him a trip to Las Vegas would take his mind off the operation. However, things take a turn for the worse and they end up staying at home

  • Season 2 Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

    Evelyn attempts to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attention

  • Season 2 Episode 13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan

    One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It is not long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star

  • Season 2 Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie cannot understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners

  • Season 2 Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster does not think the music is right for the project

  • Season 2 Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He is overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) guest stars

  • Season 2 Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can

  • Season 2 Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful towards Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons

  • Season 2 Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Jake's grandmother tells him that Alan was caught shoplifting as a child, a crime he still has no memory of committing. When Charlie finally admits he planted the stolen goods on him, Evelyn has to step in to heal the rift between the brothers. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic

    Charlie starts going out with a female version of himself but does not like the way she treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill a sense of discipline into Jake in an attempt to improve his homework habits. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

    Friday 1st August 7:00pm EDT - WPIX (CW)
  • Season 2 Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Jake forms a bond with Judith's new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. He promises to teach him to snorkel and scuba-dive, but things turn sour when the relationship ends

    Thursday 31st July 7:00pm EDT - WPIX (CW)
  • Season 2 Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea

    Jake faces suspension from school, so Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher Miss Pasternak. However, when he decides to end the relationship for his nephew's sake, he is not prepared for the repercussions. Starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

    Wednesday 30th July 7:00pm EDT - WPIX (CW)
  • Season 2 Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Alan is encouraged by Charlie to return a keepsake he stole from Judith during their divorce. In doing so, he learns she has a new boyfriend - a revelation that makes him even more depressed. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

    Tuesday 29th July 7:00pm EDT - WPIX (CW)
  • Season 2 Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins

    Alan is upset when Charlie asks him to keep out the the way while his friends come over. He is further put out to learn all his old chums are at his former wife's house, leaving him alone - except for his brother's readily available stalker, who tries to cheer him up

    Monday 28th July 7:00pm EDT - WPIX (CW)

Two and a Half Men: Season 1 (2003 - 2004)

  • Season 1 Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?

    Charlie makes a doctor's appointment for a vasectomy - but decides to freeze some sperm in case he ever wants children. However, the simple procedure of producing a sample seems destined to fail as his family and friends manage to thwart one attempt after another. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

    Today at 7:00pm EDT - WPIX (CW)
  • Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo

    Jake's inappropriate remarks at a meeting of Judith's divorcee support group prompt his furious mother to tell Alan she does not want her son living with Charlie any longer. The womanising musician goes to the next meeting and struggles to convince the ladies he has a good influence on his nephew

  • Season 1 Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Alan starts sleepwalking, and Charlie feels duty-bound to cure him. Meanwhile, Jake starts seeing a therapist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie forms a relationship with Alan's divorce attorney, whose demands quickly become excessive even for the womanising musician - but the short-lived flirtation threatens to jeopardise his brother's chances of obtaining the settlement he wants. Comedy, guest starring Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Judith suggests that Jake see a therapist to help him get over his parents' divorce. Charlie and Alan aren't convinced the split is to blame for the boy's mood, while Evelyn uses the situation as an excuse to offload her own resentment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 19: I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    Judith's sister Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher) turns up at Jake's birthday party, to the delight of Charlie, who remembers her from a previous encounter. Humiliatingly, it seems she does not recall him - and worse, is determined to seduce Alan. Meanwhile, Rose goes to a wedding in a clown costume

  • Season 1 Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick

    Charlie agrees to meet an old flame, but is stunned to learn his former girlfriend, Jill, is now a man. The shock does not end there as Evelyn turns her attentions to her son's 'new' friend. As a relationship blossoms, the rest of the family waits to see how she will handle the inevitable revelation

  • Season 1 Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Charlie is furious when Alan decides to make his cousins Jake's guardians in the event of his death - but when the boy hurts himself playing basketball, the bachelor sees an opportunity to prove his worth. Judith provides her ex-husband with a lengthy list of legal demands. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan

    Part two of two. Frankie reveals the reason she and daughter Joanie are on the run. Alan feels aggrieved by his mother's assumption that their guest is sleeping with Charlie, but cheers up once it becomes apparent Frankie's interested in him

  • Season 1 Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Part one of two. Charlie falls for crazy woman Frankie (guest star Jenna Elfman) whom he sees smashing up a car. Despite a worried Alan's protests, Frankie comes home with the pair - leading to a battle for her affections between the brothers

  • Season 1 Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie finds his debts are mounting, and is forced to start budgeting. He soon realises the only solution to his financial crisis is to ask mother Evelyn for a loan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 1 Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan

    A long-time crush of Charlie finally agrees to go on a date with him, as long as she can bring her sister - who will also need an escort. Alan is persuaded to step in, even though he has caught flu from Jake, but the entire evening is soon jeopardised. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones

    Charlie meets Berta's grand-daughter Prudence, who quickly takes an unwanted interest in him. He asks Rose to pretend she is still his girlfriend as a cover - but the lovelorn old flame takes her role a little too seriously. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Alan is devastated to learn Judith has found a new boyfriend, and begins to wallow in gloom. To help boost his confidence, Charlie and Jake try to give him a makeover, but eventually admit defeat and bring in a gay man to choose the perfect outfit

  • Season 1 Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving

    Charlie is taken aback to learn his former girlfriend Lisa is getting married and resolves to prove he is a better family man than her fiance by organising a Thanksgiving get-together. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor and Angus T Jones. Guest starring Denise Richards

  • Season 1 Episode 9: Phase One, Complete

    Jake gets close to one of Charlie's girlfriends, but when his uncle declares he will not be seeing her again, the youngster decides to make him suffer. However, a chance encounter with the woman puts Charlie firmly in his place. Meanwhile, Alan and Rose strike up a friendship through Scrabble

  • Season 1 Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful

    Charlie goes along to Jake's parents' evening with hopes of seducing the teacher. However, he ends up in control of the school music show and takes charge of a class full of kids - who promptly brand him a loser. Meanwhile, Judith ruins Alan's hopes of patching up their marriage

  • Season 1 Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Judith worries when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie's friends as part of a school assignment, and confides all her neuroses in her reluctant brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Alan resolves to create a wholesome environment for his son. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers, which backfires when Evelyn turns up unannounced. She drags him off to dinner with her new boyfriend and his daughter - who turns out to be one of the women Charlie has studiously avoided ringing. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games and ends up hitting it off with another player's mother. Meanwhile, Alan's attempt to help with the team's organisation leads to two women fighting over him. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Charlie's cleaning lady walks out in exasperation over the increasing demands being placed on her, so Alan offers to take over as housekeeper - but proves unsuited to the role. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Alan resolves to enjoy a weekend at Disneyland with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol. The pair eventually decide to track down their mother and tell her what they think of her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 2: Big Flappy B*******

    Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few rules. Alan finds himself continually summoned to Judith's house to do odd jobs. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

    Charlie Harper is shocked when his brother leaves his wife and asks to move in with him - with his son in tow. Initially reluctant to take in the new arrivals, he soon warms to having them around when the boy displays an unexpected skill for poker and proves useful in attracting women

Two and a Half Men: Other Episodes

  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Alan encuentra una oportunidad de hacer dinero; Walden resuelve sus problemas de codependencia.

  • Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Después de reconectarse con Kate, Walden se convence que ella es la única para él, hasta que él conoce a una mujer llamada Vivian.

  • West Side Story

    La ex novia de Walden lo invita a la inauguración de su tienda de ropa; Gretchen espera pasar más tiempo en la casa de Alan.

  • Mr. and Mrs. Cankersore

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey descubre la relación entre Alan y Gretchen; Walden pasa momentos difíciles para decirle a Barry que encuentre su propio lugar.

  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden piensa que su novia lo está engañando; Alan empieza a salir con Gretchen, la hermana de Larry.

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan le pide a Lyndsey que elija entre él y Larry; Jenny se preocupa porque ella y Brooke se estén separando.

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan descubre que Lyndsey terminó con Larry sin decírselo; Walden intentan probar que él es muy hombre.

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court
  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    El novio de Lyndsey le organiza una cita a Alan; Walden quiere ayudar a Nicole con su proyecto para que ella tenga tiempo de salir con él.

  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden hace equipo con una hermosa ex-empleada en un nuevo proyecto; Alan le da a Jenny un consejo acerca de su novia.

  • On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Jake le envía a Alan una delicadeza japonesa; la casa se llena de vida con las letras cuestionables de Navidad.

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    Cuando el romance de Alan y Lyndsey pone en peligro a Walden, él se ve obligado a aceptar la ayuda de Rose.

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden tiene una cita con una modelo propensa a los accidentes; cita de Alan revela información personal sorprendente.

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Los celos de Lyndsey perjudican las citas de Walden y Alan con mujeres hermosas.

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Alan desea concertar una cita con Lynda Carter una vez que se entera que Walden la conoce; Walden acepta de mala gana invitar a cenar a Lynda.

  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan intenta averiguar qué tiene el novio de Lyndsey contra él; Walden ayuda a Jenny a buscar una carrera en la actuación.

  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden festeja con Jenny y sus atractivas amigas; el romance ilícito de Alan con Lyndsey está en peligro.

  • This Unblessed Biscuit

    Cuando Berta se lastima su espalda en el trabajo, Alan y Walden piensan que ella debe retirarse.

  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Jenny se muda con Evelyn y su novio rico llamado Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • Nangnangnangnang

    La hija de 25 años de edad de Charlie llega a la casa de la playa con la esperanza de conocer a su familia.

  • My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan decide actualizar su imagen con el apoyo de Walden; Alan se enfrenta a un dilema moral cuando él atrae a una mujer casada.

  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden sale con una atractiva joven de 22 años (Hilary Duff), pero termina más interesado en su abuela (Marilu Henner); Jake y Alan realizan un viaje.

  • Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Walden y Alan están atrapados en un fuego cruzado cuando Jake engaña a su novia con su hija.

  • Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Alan Walden y terminan festejando demasiado en su intento de animar a Herb.

  • The 9:04 From Pemberton

    Alan se muda con Herb después de discutir con Walden.

  • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
  • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Deprimido en el día de San Valentín, Walden intenta convencer a Kate en darle otra oportunidad; planes de vacaciones de Alan van al sur.

  • Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Alan se preocupa cuando Jake y su novia de 36 años de edad lo visita.

  • Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Walden, Alan, Herb y Billy se quejan de sus relaciones.

  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Alan y Walden van al espectáculo de modas de Kate en Nueva York por lo que Walden tiene que revelar su verdadera identidad.

  • Welcome to Alancrest

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden tiene problemas con sus dos identidades; Alan termina solo en Navidad.

  • One Nut Johnson

    Alan ayuda a Walden a crear una nueva identidad para que él pueda evitar a las mujeres que sólo están interesadas en su dinero.

  • I Scream When I Pee

    Kandi, la famosa ex esposa de Alan, quiere reconciliarse; Berta no está interesada en celebrar su cumpleaños y Walden quiere hacer su día muy especial.

  • Something My Gynecologist Said

    Alan se siente renuente para hacer un compromiso con Lyndsey, pero una fuente inesperada lo inspira; Walden disfruta siendo el niño-juguete de una mujer rica y mayor.

  • Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Walden se cansa de las complicaciones que provoca una relación tradicional, él contrata a una actriz para que sea su novia; Jake planea una reunión con Missi (Miley Cyrus) en la casa de playa.

  • Ferrets, Attack!

    Walden se ve obligado a elegir entre Zoey y Rose.

  • That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Walden ignora las advertencias de Alan y empieza a salir con Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Lyndsey y Alan intentan añadirle un poco de emoción a su vida amorosa.

  • A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden sufre una depresión después de que termina su relación con Zoey.

  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Una hija (Miley Cyrus) de un amigo que está de visita hace a Walden sentir su edad.

  • I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Walden planea una sorpresa para el cumpleaños de Zoey.

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Zoey no está convencido de que Alan merezca todo el amor que él recibe después de su salida del hospital.

  • Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Zoey y su hija se mudan con Walden; Alan obtiene mas de lo que esperaba con Lyndsey.

  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake se gradúa y debe decidir qué hacer con su vida.

  • Why We Gave Up Women

    El fantasma de Charlie (Kathy Bates) visita a Alan cuando él sufre un ataque cardiaco.

  • Grandma's Pie

    Walden le dice a Zoey que emprenderá un negocio con su ex esposa; Lyndsey y Alan luchan con la nueva relación de sus madres.

  • Palmdale, Ech

    Madre de Alan y de Lyndsey se conocen; Jake y Eldridge salen y Walden los conduce a una fiesta.

  • The War Against Gingivitis

    Un ex-compañero de negocios de Walden aparece en la casa de playa buscando hacer las paces.

  • Not in My Mouth!

    Una experiencia casi mortal tiene un efecto adverso en la relación de Zoey y Walden; Alan piensa que Lyndsey podría tener un problema de alcoholismo.

  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Cuando una gran tormenta mantiene a Walden, Alan, Zoey y Lindsay en casa el Día de San Valentín, surge un conflicto y sus relaciones se complican.

  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden intenta ganarse a Zooey compartiendo algunos de los panecillos especiales de Berta.

  • A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey intenta convencer a Walden para que se afeite y se corte su cabello; Alan y Lyndsey reviven su relación.

  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Cuando la madre (Mimi Rogers) y ex-esposa (Judy Greer) de Walden intentan apoderarse de su compañía, él le pide ayuda a Alan.

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Alan se enamora de la mamá de Walden que está de visita; secreto surge acerca del pasado de Walden.

  • What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget (Judy Greer) reaparece en la vida de Walden cuando él intenta impresionar a una mujer.

  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden conoce a una atractiva mujer británica pero se siente indeciso para tener una cita romántica.

  • Frodo's Headshots

    Después de ser dado de alta del hospital, Alan se enfrenta con unos desafíos que ponen a prueba su estabilidad mental.

  • Thank You for the Intercourse

    Alan se emociona extremadamente cuando Walden redecora la casa de playa.

  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake se enamora de su tutora de química, pero ella se enamora de Walden.

  • The Squat and the Hover

    Walden se deprime cuando recibe sus papeles de divorcio.

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan descubre el secreto de Lindsey; Walden da una fiesta en la casa.

  • Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan busca reconciliar con Lyndsey; Walden busca amor.

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan ayuda a Walden para una cita con Bridget; Jake decide dejar la escuela.

  • People Who Love Peepholes

    Alan se muda de la casa de la playa, pero no pasa mucho tiempo para que Walden aparezca pidiéndole ayuda con su ex-esposa Bridget.

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Después de decirle adiós al desaparecido Charlie Harper, Alan se reúne con Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), un millonario con el corazón roto.

  • That Darn Priest

    Rose descubre el plan de Ponzi de Alan; Alan conoce al 'esposo' de Rose; Charlie intenta pasar un momento a solas con Rose.

  • Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Charlie y Rose continúan con su romance; el negocio de Alan resulta un plan de Ponzi.

  • Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie empieza a acechar a Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan se preocupa cuando Eldridge y Jake empiezan a grabar unos actos peligrosos.

  • Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Alan siente enloquecer cuando Lyndsey se muestra muy amigable con Charlie.

  • Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Charlie está deprimido después de su rompimiento con Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) y va a ver a su psiquiatra (Jane Lynch).

  • Dead From the Waist Down

    Alan es muy creativo y se avergüenza ya que no puede comprarle un regalo de cumpleaños a Lyndsey.

  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie sale de compras por culpa de su ex-novia Courtney cuando ella se aparece después de estar en prisión durante tres años.

  • A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie se enamora de la mujer que reemplaza a Bertha en sus días libres. Alan se siente perseguido.

  • Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie y Alan tratan de unir a Evelyn con Russell, el Farmacéutico.

  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    La novia de Charlie cansada de Rose, quien lo acecha.

  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie tiene dificultades al tratar de ajustarse a salir con mujeres un poco mayores que él.

  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Alan pretende ser Charlie cuando éste sale de viaje; Charlie se somete a cirugía plástica sin que nadie se entere.

  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lyndsey y Eldridge se mudan a la casa de Charlie después de que su casa se incendia.

  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Después de mudarse con Lyndsey, Alan continúa con su cita con Melissa en la casa de Charlie.

  • A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Cuando Lindsey le pide a Alan que se mude con ella, Charlie hace lo posible por que él acepte.

  • Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake se va a vivir con Judith y Herb luego de descubrir que Alan ha estado saliendo con la mamá de Eldridge; Charlie decide disminuir su consumo de alcohol.

  • Gumby With a Pokey

    Mientras Alan y Jake se encuentran de viaje; Charlie es visitado por los fantasmas de sus ex-novias.

  • This Is Not Gonna End Well

    La Licencia de Charlie es suspendida; Alan planea ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Chelsea.

  • I Called Him Magoo

    Alan desea tener una noche íntima en un hotel con su nueva novia.

  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    El nuevo amigo de Jake es mala influencia, pero Alan esta interesado en su atractiva madre.

  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie sale con la mejor amiga de Chelsea, creando problemas cuando ésta quiera volver con él.

  • I Found Your Mustache

    Charlie y Chelsea tienen una aventura de una noche tras su separación.

  • Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie regresa con una esposa nueva después de huir a Las Vegas.

  • Aye, Aye, Captain

    La relación de Charlie con Chelsea se ve amenazada por los celos de él.

  • Crude and Uncalled For

    Una pelea en un bar envía a Alan a la cárcel; Charlie se preocupa de que Chelsea esté interesada en el abogado encargado del caso de Alan.

  • Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie se somete a una colonoscopia para evitar un viaje para ver a los intolerables padres de Chelsea, pero los descubre en su sala cuando él regresa a casa.

  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake escribe canciones de amor para cortejar a su ex-novia; Herb y Alan esconden su amistad secreta a Judith.

  • Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie entrena a Jake en el arte de la infidelidad mientras su novia sale por la Navidad.

  • That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Charlie descubre que Chelsea no ha sido completamente honesta sobre sus finanzas.

  • She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Charlie se apresura a sacar a una mujer medio desnuda de su recámara antes de que llegue Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor).

  • David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Convencida de que Alan no es apreciado por su familia, Melissa le pide que viva con ella y con su madre.

  • I Think You Offended Don

    Judith está esperando una niña y Alan está convencido de que él es el padre; Jake está de muy buen humor y Charlie cree saber por qué.

  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Charlie descubre que no ha estado satisfaciendo a Chelsea; Alan intenta curar su caída de cabello sin gastar mucho dinero.

  • For the Sake of the Child

    Jake rechaza quedarse con Charlie y Alan después de que ellos lo avergüenzan en público.

  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea intenta ayudara a su hermosa compañera de cuarto para que supere un rompimiento romántico.

  • Untainted by Filth

    Charlie y Alan despiertan juntos en una cama con una mujer desconocida.

  • Give Me Your Thumb

    Alan sugiere que Chelsea se opere para reducir el tamaño de su pecho y Charlie lo corre.

  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan acepta trabajar para Evelyn; Charlie debe componer la inestable relación de Chelsea y Jake.

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Alan cuida al bebé de Judith y a su madre ebria; Jake usa una fotografía incriminatoria para chantajear a Charlie.

  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    La casa de Charlie se llena de mujeres cuando Chelsea lo convence para que se mude la novia de Alan.

  • 818-jklpuzo

    Charlie debe decidir entre su prometida, Chelsea, y su ex-novia, Mia.

  • Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

    Cuando Chelsea y Alan se hacen mejores amigos, Charlie intenta sacar ventaja de la situación.

  • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Alan descubre que no hay mucho espacio para él en la casa cuando Charlie le permite a Chelsea mudarse al lugar.

  • Thank God for Scoliosis

    Charlie y Jake luchan por el afecto de una camarera, mientras Alan lucha con la tensión sexual con su recepcionista.

  • Pinocchio's Mouth

    Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

  • Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Alan intenta escapar de Judith mientras Charlie y Herb están merodeando.

  • The Devil's Lube

    Cuando muere uno de los antiguos compañeros criminales de Charlie, él reevalúa su peligroso estilo de vida.

  • It's Always Nazi Week

    Cuando Judith patea a Herb, Alan llega para golpearlo.

  • A Jock Strap in Hell

    Los chicos coinciden con una ex-maestra (Alicia Witt) de Jake que se convirtió en bailarina exótica luego de un romance con Charlie; Charlie le da un cuarto y un empleo para ayudarla, pero las cosas se salen de control.

  • The Mooch at the Boo

    Charlie es dejado para cubrir cuando Jake desaparece con la hija del vecino; Alan consigue una cita con una chica muy guapa, gracias en parte al carro de Charlie.

  • Baseball Was Better With Steroids

    Cuando Charlie descubre que Mia ha regresado él empieza a dudar de su relación con Chelsea; Judith tiene que ir al hospital.

  • The Flavin' and the Mavin

    Alan espera un desastre cuando Charlie coquetea con la dulce recepcionista del primero.

  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Charlie intenta cocinar, Alan intenta salir con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo, y Jake prueba cervezas.

  • Pie Hole, Herb

    Alan cruza una línea cuando intenta recuperar un dinero que le prestó a Charlie.

  • Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    Charlie descubre que una de sus ex-novias tiene un hijo que se parece mucho a él.

  • Above Exalted Cyclops

    La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.

  • He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    Cuando Evelyn ofrece pagar par la educación universitaria de Jake, Alan se pregunta si tiene que seguir trabajando.

  • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    Evelyn finalmente conoce a Charlie y Chelsea.

  • The Two Finger Rule

    Chelsea descubre fotos de una mujer desnuda en el teléfono de Charlie.

  • My Son's Enormous Head

    Charlie lucha contra el impulso aplastante de huir cuando Chelsea se enferma y él es forzado a cuidar de ella.

  • The Ocu or the Pado?

    La vida de un soltero da un giro total cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él. La información del episodio se anunciará.

  • I'd Like to Start With the Cat

    La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.

  • Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie intenta resistirse a la tentación cuando conoce a la hija de la mujer con la que sale y descubre que ya se habían encontrado antes.

  • If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie descubre que siente atracción por una mujer mayor que escribe libros de autoayuda; Jake y Alan pelean por una tarea escolar.

  • Fish in a Drawer

    Un equipo CSI investiga una muerte misteriosa en la casa de Charlie.

  • Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan planea la boda de Evelyn; Charlie busca a su futura hermanastra.

  • Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan teme que la actitud de mujeriego de Charlie se salga de control.

  • Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie va con Jake a una doble cita y reúne a Alan con una prostituta.

  • The Soil Is Moist

    La cita de Alan, quien resulta ser una amiga de su ex, revela un secreto sobre la vida sexual de Judith.

  • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose vuelve de Inglaterra y cuida de Charlie enfermo de una manera muy extraña.

  • Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie ofrece consejos a Alan sobre cómo romper su relación con una mujer.

  • Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan busca vengarse cuando descubre que Charlie le robó a su novia de la preparatoria.

  • Tight's Good

    Charlie intenta resistirse a la atracción que siente por su futura hermanastra (Jenny McCarthy).

  • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie tiene éxito como cantante estrella infantil provocando que Alan se sienta miserable.

  • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Charlie y Alan discuten sobre el lugar de Alan en la casa, provocando que Alan y Jake se mudan con Evelyn.

  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    A la novia de Charlie no le gusta ser vista con él en público; Jake se escapa sigilosamente para ir a un concierto.

  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie tiene que entretener al hijo de 4 años de su novia; Alan se convierte en un conejillo de indias humano.

  • City of Great Racks

    Aunque Charlie se está acercando más a Linda, el empieza a ver el rostro de Rose por dondequiera que mira.

  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie permite que Alan le prepare una cita con una mujer de su edad.

  • Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie se comporta de forma extraña después de una noche con su madre; la pareja (Janeane Garofalo) de Alan reacciona de forma extraña después de hacer el amor.

  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie y Alan intentan preparar a Jake para su primer día en la secundaria.

  • My Damn Stalker

    Charlie debe enfrentar sus sentimientos cuando Rose anuncia que se muda a Londres; Alan actualiza su perfil en Internet, sólo para terminar con una conocida (Allison Janney).

  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Cuando Jake le dice a Charlie y a Alan que él seguido escucha a Judith y a Herb (Ryan Stiles), acciona la memoria reprimida de Charlie.

  • Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta descubre que Alan ha estado saliendo con su hija (Sara Rue).

  • Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie organiza una fiesta que no deseaba realizar; Evelyn intenta evitar que Charlie se quede dormido en la fiesta.

  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Charlie y Alan tienen una doble cita, dejando a Jake solo en casa por primera vez.

  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Charlie ayuda a Berta a enfrentar al hombre que embarazó a su hija (Sara Rue); Alan satisface un fetiche secreto.

  • Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie no se da cuenta que su última novia es una versión más joven de su madre.

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertiliy

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Who's Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie le dice a Alan la verdad acerca de su separación de Mia; un vecino (Steven Tyler) famoso provoca problemas.

  • Working for Caligula

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

  • Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie y Alan deben enfrentar sus 'asuntos de papi' cuando el nuevo novio de Evelyn los invita a Las Vegas.

  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie pierde una mujer por culpa de un joven (Enrique Iglesias) apuesto y servicial que trabaja en su casa.

  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Jake tiene un beneficio inesperado en la pista con Charlie; Alan visita el Departamento de Automóviles.

  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    La amistad de Alan con un papá soltero homosexual incita tanto Alan como Charlie a reconsiderar sus identidades sexuales.

  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan prepara a Jake para la boda de Judith; Charlie continúa su romance con la hermana de Herb.

  • Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Charlie se acerca a la hermana ingeniosa de Herb, mientras se aproxima la boda de Judith y Herb.

  • It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Tras descubrir que la infancia de Jake casi ha terminado, Alan hace un intento de último minuto para acercarse a su hijo; Kandi inicia una nueva carrera.

  • I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Evelyn sorprende a Charlie y Alan al decirles que ella no tendrá ningún doliente en su funeral.

  • Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Una mujer (Morgan Fairchild) más madura ayuda a Charlie a reconstruir su ego después de que está inseguro por su edad.

  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie está convencido de haber visto a su padre fallecido al vivir una experiencia cercana a la muerte.

  • A Pot-Smoking Monkey

    Después de su separación, Alan quiere ganar la custodia del perro de él y Kandi.

  • Release the Dogs

    Alan acepta la sugerencia de Charlie de ir a la playa para curar su insomnio; Jake le pide a Charlie no salir con la madre de una chica que le gusta.

  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Charlie debe elegir entre su novia y su ama de casa; Alan intenta vender el condominio de Kandi, pero el sexo sigue entrometiéndose.

  • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie y Mia planean su boda a pesar de las complicaciones en ambos lados de la familia.

  • Arguments for a Quickie

    La ex-novia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) de Charlie regresa con una solicitud inesperada.

  • Just Once with Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • And the Plot Moistens

    Alan descubre que él tiene más en común con la maestra de Jake que con Kandi; Charlie ayuda a Jake a preparar una canción para su audición para la escuela musical.

  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie duerme con la madre de Kandi, mientras Alan intenta reconciliarse con su hija; Kandi arregla una cita entre su padre y Judith.

  • Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Kandi se muda con Alan provocando muchos problemas porque Charlie tiene aventuras con varias mujeres.

  • The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan tiene problemas financieros por pagar los recibos de su joven novia.

  • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

    Charlie boicotea un banquete de premios de publicidad, tras haber perdido varios años consecutivos contra su némesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

  • Ergo, the Booty Call

    Alan intenta evitar llevar a su sexy novia de 22 años a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.

  • My Tongue Is Meat

    Cuando Charlie descubre que no puede continuar con el estilo de vida saludable que Mia le impuso, él consume cigarrillos, cerveza y hamburguesas en el garaje.

  • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie planea una cita romántica con Mia con la esperanza de consumar su relación; Alan empieza a salir con la más reciente ex-novia de Charlie.

  • Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Charlie debe enfrentar los retos de una relación que no está basada en el sexo.

  • That Special Tug

    La crisis emocional de Alan después de dejar a Jake para que pase el fin de semana fuera de casa, envía a Charlie al terapeuta.

  • Santa's Village of the Damned

    Alan sale con una mujer dominante que se apodera de la casa durante las Navidades.

  • Something Salty and Twisted

    Alan organiza una comida familiar para celebrar un artículo periodístico que lo llama un 'buen médico, buen vecino y buen tipo', pero se sorprende cuando su madre, Evelyn, no se impresiona.

  • Madame and Her Special Friend

    Una mujer (Cloris Leachman) mayor y adinerada se enamora de Alan.

  • That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie estafa a Jake para que tome clases de ballet para acercarse a la maestra.

  • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    El padre de Rose confronta a Charlie sobre sus intenciones hacia su hija.

  • Hi, Mr. Horned One

    A Charlie le gusta salir con Isabella, una mujer sexual, hasta que ella amenaza con ponerle una maldición.

  • We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Charlie responde inapropiadamente a la declaración de amor de una mujer, y Rose comenta que su problema para mantener una relación duradera se debe a temas que quedaron pendientes con su mamá.

  • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

  • Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

  • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

  • Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Charlie se ofrece a cuidar a Jake durante el fin de semana después de que Alan se cae del techo.

  • I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Cuando Charlie y Alan muestran sus frustraciones personales; Rose intenta ayudar a los hermanos a resolver sus emociones.

  • Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

    Evelyn toma medidas drásticas para ingresarse de nuevo en las vidas de sus hijos después de que Charlie la aisla.

  • Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Cuando la casa de Judith resulta dañada por un terremoto, Alan la invita a quedarse con él en la casa de Charlie.

  • A Lungful of Alan

    La poca agraciada amiga escolar de Alan regresa como una mujer preciosa, y los hermanos inmediatamente compiten por sus atenciones.

  • Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie duerme sin querer con la esposa de un hombre (Orson Bean) mayor.

  • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Alan se niega a dejar a Jake con Evelyn para dormir en su casa hasta que empieza a festejar con Charlie y observa un autobús lleno de hermosas jugadoras de voleibol.

  • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Después de aceptar un préstamo de Evelyn, Alan tiene problemas para salir con ella, su nueva enamorada y con su hija.

  • A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Cuando Evelyn lee en los obituarios que su segundo marido, Harry, ha muerto, ella asiste al funeral con Alan, y se pone furiosa al descubrir que Alan y Harry tenían contacto tras su divorcio.

  • Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie se sorprende cuando Jake descubre un sitio de Internet dedicado a sus habilidades con las mujeres.

  • A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

    Alan desea tener una cita con una hermosa ex-novia (Jeri Ryan) de Charlie, pero mientras ellos salen, él está atormentado con pensamientos de ella con Charlie.

  • It Was Mame, Mom

    Cuando un publicista homosexual invita a Charlie a una fiesta, Charlie hace que Alan lo acompañe como su pareja.

  • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

    Charlie no hace caso al consejo médico de Alan para que visite a su hermosa doctora después de que se lastima su espalda.

  • Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

    Judith deja a Jake con Alan y Charlie cuando ella pasa una semana en Hawai, y los chicos descubren que cuidar diariamente a Jake es muy diferente a las visitas de fin de semana.

  • Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Charlie intenta distraer a Alan de una próxima intervención quirúrgica planeando un viaje a Las Vegas.

  • The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Charlie está abrumado al intentar escribirle una canción a una de las historietas cómicas favoritas de Jake.

  • Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie coincide con una antigua enamorada que en algún momento creyó que sería la señora Right (Denise Richards) y se alegra al enterarse que su matrimonio no ha funcionado.

  • Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan conoce a una mujer en el supermercado que cumple todas sus fantasías sexuales.

  • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie y Alan contratan a la hermana (Camryn Manheim) de Berta para que atienda una fiesta que su madre las ha encargado organizar para ella misma.

  • The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Alan niega haber robado un juguete durante su infancia y teme poseer un lado oscuro, hasta que Charlie admite que él plantó el juguete a Alan para evitarse problemas.

  • Bad News From the Clinic

    Charlie conoce a la mujer de su vida y se enamora de una dama que lo supera en los juegos rudos.

  • Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Evelyn, la mamá de Charlie, le pide prestado su Mercedes para intentar impresionar a un príncipe al que le quiere comprar una propiedad.

  • A Bag Full of Jawea

    Charlie intenta salvar a Jake de una suspensión escolar por coquetear con su maestra, pero los resultados son desafortunados.

  • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Judith sale con el pediatra de Jake, y Alan se molesta hasta que Charlie le advierte que si ella se vuelve a casar, se debe olvidar de su dinero.

  • Back Off Mary Poppins

    Alan descubre que Charlie pertenece a un exclusivo grupo de hombres, y le ruega a su hermano que le permita ingresar a él.

  • No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie pone en peligro el acuerdo de divorcio de Alan al acostarse con su abogada, Laura (Heather Locklear).

  • Can You Feel My Finger?

    Charlie se asusta ante un posible embarazo y acude al médico para practicarse una vasectomía.

  • Just Like Buffalo

    Charlie intenta convencer al grupo que apoya a Judith tras su divorcio, para que le permitan a Jake pasar con en su casa los fines de semana.

  • My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Charlie intenta curar el sonambulismo de Alan; Jake asiste con una terapeuta (Jane Lynch).

  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Después de una discusión padre e hijo, Alan y Judith deciden llevar al melancólico Jake a ver una terapeuta.

  • I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

    La hermana (Teri Hatcher) de Judith ve a Alan en la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.

  • An Old Flame With a New Wick

    Charlie se sorprende al descubrir que su ex novia es ahora un hombre (Chris O'Donnell).

  • Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Alan ofende a Charlie cuando escoge a sus primos como guardianes de Jake en el evento de su muerte.

  • That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie le informa a Charlie y Alan porqué ella y su hijas se fugaron.

  • Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Contra la opinión de Alan, Charlie se enamora de una mujer enloquecida llamada Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

  • I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie se da cuenta que está quebrado cuando su tarjeta de crédito es rechazada en la tienda. Richard Lewis estelariza como invitado.

  • Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Charlie arregla una cita para su hermano enfermo Alan, y lo lleva a un baño de vapor para eliminar los síntomas del resfriado.

  • Camel Filters and Pheremones

    La nieta preciosa de la ama de llaves viene a trabajar con ella y atrae la atención de los hombres; Alan trata de convencer a Judith que la casa de Charlie le hace bien a Jake.

  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Renuentemente, Alan concede someterse a un arreglo personal después de encontrarse con su ex esposa y su nuevo novio.

  • Merry Thanksgiving

    En un intento por probar que él es un hombre de familia, Charlie invita a Lisa (Denise Richards) para la comida del Día de Acción de Gracias.

  • Phase One, Complete

    Charlie sospecha que una mujer utiliza a Evelyn y a Jake para acercarse a él.

  • Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    Charlie descubre que los compañeros de Jake conocen las letras de sus canciones, y se inspira para hacer un sorprendente trabajo musical.

  • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Jake dibuja los glúteos tatuados de una amiga de Charlie para un trabajo escolar.

  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Después de que Evelyn termina con su nuevo pretendiente, Charlie y Alan piden ayuda a Jake para que la anime; Charlie enseña a Jake a escuchar llamadas telefónicas de mujeres.

  • Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie y Alan conocen a varias mujeres mientras asisten a uno de los juegos de fútbol de Jake.

  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Alan le ofrece ayuda a Charlie para recuperar a su novia, si él consigue que Jake acepte cenar con su madre.

  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Un trago da valor a unos hermanos para enfrentar a su madre dominante.

  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie no sabe cómo disciplinar a Jake por atraer a su cuarto a un grupo de gaviotas.

  • Pilot

    La vida de un soltero (Charlie Sheen) se transforma cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él; Charlie descubre que hombre que cría a chico de 10 años llama la atención de las mujeres, y decide que tener a Alan y Jake cerca podría no ser tan malo.

  • Next Stop, Stripper Island

    A festive edition of the award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

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