Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Two and a Half Men: Season 12 (2014 - 2015)

Two and a Half Men: Season 11 (2013 - 2014)

  • Season 11 Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Lyndsey goes off the deep end when Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot. Starring Courtney Thorne-Smith, DB Sweeney and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 11 Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car, and Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Amber Tamblyn and Clark Duke

  • Season 11 Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Walden's therapist suggests that casual sex might help him get over his habit of falling in love too quickly. Meanwhile, Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 11 Episode 19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian, a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. Comedy, guest starring Mila Kunis

  • Season 11 Episode 18: West Side Story

    Walden receives an invitation to the opening of his ex-girlfriend Kate's boutique, and Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 11 Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Larry's sister, Gretchen, and Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 11 Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden worries that his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister Gretchen. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 11 Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry, while Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 11 Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan is upset when he discovers Lyndsey failed to tell him that she broke up with Larry. Meanwhile, Walden endeavours to prove his masculinity after it is questioned. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 11 Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Walden and Alan work together to plan a bachelor party to remember for Marty after he pops the question to Evelyn. However, things take a turn for the worse when he suddenly calls off the wedding. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 11 Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    Walden feels put out when Nicole prioritises her software project over him, so he offers to help her with it. Meanwhile, Larry persuades Alan to go on a blind date. Guest-starring Jeff Probst

  • Season 11 Episode 11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Alan offers Jenny some relationship advice, while Walden enters into a new project with a former employee. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 11 Episode 10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand, while Alan unwittingly wins the affections of his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife. Meanwhile, Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Guest-starring Aly Michalka and Diane Farr

  • Season 11 Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden's date with an accident-prone model lasts longer than he expected. Meanwhile, Alan starts seeing a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 11 Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    Walden finds himself in grave danger as a consequence of Alan and Lyndsey's affair, so he turns to Rose for help. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey

  • Season 11 Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Walden and Alan arrange a double date with two attractive women, but a jealous Lyndsey is intent on ruining their evening. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Courtney Thorne-Smith

  • Season 11 Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

  • Season 11 Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 11 Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden attends a party with Jenny and her attractive bunch of friends, while Alan's affair with Lyndsey is jeopardised. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 11 Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit

    Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 11 Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • Season 11 Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang

    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter turns up at Walden's beach house to connect with her family, and Alan is shocked to discover how much she resembles her father. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 11 Episode 18/19: West Side Story/Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Double bill of the comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher. Walden receives an invitation to the opening of his ex-girlfriend's boutique, while Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house. Then, Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian - and Alan and Gretchen grow closer

Two and a Half Men: Season 10 (2012 - 2013)

  • Season 10 Episode 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Jake and Alan go on a trip. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones, Hilary Duff and Marilu Henner

  • Season 10 Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan is encouraged by Walden to update his look, and then faces a moral dilemma when he attracts the attention of a married woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond

    Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey ends their relationship, so Walden tries to find a way to help him get back on his feet. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Courtney Thorne-Smith

  • Season 10 Episode 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter - and Alan and Walden become involved in the ugly repercussions. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 19: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Herb goes on a wild party binge at the beach house, prompting Walden and Alan to feel the need to keep up with him. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 10 Episode 18: The 9.04 from Pembroke

    Alan seeks refuge with Herb after he and Walden have a disagreement. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Ryan Stiles

  • Season 10 Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Walden attends a singles' night with friends from high school. He encounters Bridget, and they begin talking about getting back together - which worries Alan. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 10 Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Alan tries to make Valentine's Day special for Lindsay, but his plans go awry at the last minute. Meanwhile, with Kate back in town, Walden tries to persuade her to take him back. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

    Saturday 13th February 11:30am EST - FX
  • Season 10 Episode 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Jake returns from the base with his girlfriend Tammy, and asks Walden for money so he can propose to her. However, the teenager has misunderstood his relationship with the tattoo shop owner, who has several children and just wants a bit of fun with no strings attached. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 14: Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Lyndsey threatens to end things with Alan when he refuses to give her a key to the house, while Walden, Herb and Billy commiserate about their failed relationships. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne

  • Season 10 Episode 13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Walden decides to tell Kate the truth, so he flies to New York to meet her, but his revelation only succeeds in upsetting the fashion designer. Meanwhile, Alan expresses his enthusiasm for musical theatre with a song-and-dance routine

  • Season 10 Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest

    Kate expresses frustration at her lack of career development, so Walden tries to help in a way that will not blow his cover as regular guy Sam Wilson - by giving Alan $100,000 to invest in Kate's fashion designs. However, Walden begins to feel guilty when Kate shows her gratitude, and he later begins to experience erectile dysfunction

  • Season 10 Episode 10: One Nut Johnson

    Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head

  • Season 10 Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee

    Kandi, now a successful Hollywood actress, tries to get back with Alan. He turns her down, citing his commitment to Lindsay, before landing himself in hot water when compromising images appear online. Award-winning American comedy series, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 10 Episode 8: Something My Gynaecologist Said

    Alan hesitates over whether to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but receives inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys the perks of dating a rich, older woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

    Friday 19th February 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
  • Season 10 Episode 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Walden hires a professional actress to pose as his girlfriend when he becomes tired of the ups and downs of a traditional relationship, and Jake arranges for a beach-house rendezvous with his sweetheart Missi. Guest starring Miley Cyrus

    Thursday 18th February 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
  • Season 10 Episode 6: Ferrets, Attack!

    Award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

    Friday 12th February 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
  • Season 10 Episode 5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    After a series of bad double date set-ups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman. Unfortunately, she turns out to be Charlie's ex, Rose. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey

    Thursday 11th February 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
  • Season 10 Episode 4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi (guest star Miley Cyrus) pays a visit, but his problems appear to have disappeared when Jake shows up unexpectedly. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Alan and Lyndsey decide to take their relationship to another level by allowing Walden to become involved in their more intimate moments. But the plan goes awry when Walden realises he is still in love with Zoey. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 10 Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden has a breakdown when he and Zoey split up, taking his anger out on Alan, Robin and business partner Billy, before using a dog he finds on the beach to get even with his ex-girlfriend at Ava's birthday party. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 10 Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Walden creates the perfect propsal atmosphere for Zoe's birthday. Starring Ashton Kutcher

  • 10 Episode 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits

Two and a Half Men: Season 9 (2011 - 2012)

Two and a Half Men: Season 8 (2010 - 2011)

Two and a Half Men: Season 7 (2009 - 2010)

Two and a Half Men: Season 6 (2008 - 2009)

Two and a Half Men: Season 5 (2007 - 2008)

  • Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie faces a dilemma when he meets the adult daughter of his latest date, and his former therapist Dr Freeman returns. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of The Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing

  • Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer

    The CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception. Special episode, written by CSI writers Evan Dunsky, Sarah Goldfinger, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanka. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan throws himself enthusiastically into planning Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiance, while Charlie continues to pursue his manipulative future stepsister, getting advice from Rose on how best to stalk the object of his affections. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star

  • Season 5 Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is getting out of control. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist

    Alan goes on a date with one of Judith's friends, who reveals some surprising information about his former wife's sex life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose returns from England and takes on the job of nursing a sick Charlie, but her methods turn out to be somewhat disturbing. Meanwhile, Alan begins to feel Jake is pulling away from him. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander

    When Alan feels his latest relationship is going badly, Charlie offers him advice on the best way to break up with someone. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan learns that Charlie stole his girlfriend back in high school, and tries to get revenge - but the plan leads to disaster. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good

    After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, his soon-to-be stepsister

  • Season 5 Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Alan is annoyed when Charlie becomes famous after writing a successful children's song. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

    Alan takes Jake away to move in with his mother, after having an argument with Charlie over a decorative bowl. Robert Wagner guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    Jake disobeys his father's orders and sneaks out of the house to attend a concert. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him at an important dinner after a medication mix-up makes him change character. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie is forced to come up with different ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile Alan becomes a test subject for a drug study to raise some funds. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 5 Episode 4: City of Great Racks

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but the former has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Jane Lynch guest stars alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in the 100th episode of the US comedy

  • Season 5 Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda, but the bachelor shows his inexperience in dating woman of his own age. Desperate for a second chance, he goes to great lengths to speak to her again. When he is arrested by the police, he is able to see her in court

  • Season 5 Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also acts out of character the next morning. Janeane Garofalo guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping when he prepares to start a new school - until they land themselves in trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Two and a Half Men: Season 4 (2006 - 2007)

  • Season 4 Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato

    Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas and the brothers deal with lingering feelings about their mother's dating habits, discussing the men who have come into and out of their lives. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 4 Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie is shocked when Chloe seems to show more interest in the handyman working on his house than him - but Alan has little sympathy for his brother. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Rachel Cannon and Jon Cryer

  • Season 4 Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Charlie takes Jake to the racetrack, and when Alan gives up his turn in the queue at the Department of Motor Vehicles to a pretty woman sitting next to him he ends up waiting all day

  • Season 4 Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities when they befriend a gay single man, and Jake develops a crush on a man's daughter. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 4 Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister, Myra, and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 4 Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Alan enters a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actress. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 4 Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too

    The Harpers are shocked to be considered old when Charlie's young girlfriend takes him and Alan to a club. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 15: My Damn Stalker

    Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces that she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual. Charlie Sheen stars

  • Season 4 Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    When Charlie realises that new neighbour Danielle shares a lot in common with Alan, he proceeds to set them up. The matchmaker soon becomes jealous though and plans to sabotage the relationship. Brooke Shields guest stars

  • Season 4 Episode 13: Don't Worry Speed Racer

    Jake's admittance that he regularly overhears his mother Judith and her fiance Herb sleeping together brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose

  • Season 4 Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter Naomi. He is initially worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, Starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 4 Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his date, but unexpectedly finds himself hosting a festive party as his family drop-in. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 4 Episode 10: Kissing Abe Lincoln

    Charlie faces a difficult decision when his girlfriend Lydia, and Berta fight for his support - but turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 4 Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Alan tries to leave Charlie with the restaurant bill during a double date, but his frustrated brother soon plays him at his own game. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 8: Release the Dogs

    Charlie suggests Alan should take a jog along the beach to cure his insomnia, but after his run takes a disastrous turn, he seeks help from a psychiatrist to learn the cause of his condition. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Berta swears revenge on the married man responsible when her daughter becomes pregnant, and forces Charlie to accompany her. Naomi helps with the housework. Naomi helps with the housework. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie finds himself attracted to real estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother, but this leads to difficulties. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 4 Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer stars

  • Season 4 Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey

    Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie attempts to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but nearly drowns. He tells Alan that their father appeared to him while he was at death's door and made a request that his brother feels reluctant to fulfill. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers

    Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. The pair also deal with a noisy neighbour. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 4 Episode 1: Working for Caligula

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house, and the latter suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Two and a Half Men: Season 3 (2005 - 2006)

  • Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie

    Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first parties. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens

    Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Charlie and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school. Meanwhile, Alan starts to fall for Francine upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father, Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby

  • Season 3 Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan encounters financial problems when he starts paying for all his girlfriend's bills, and gets into trouble with Judith for not paying his alimony cheque on time. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 3 Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

    When Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, he decides to boycott the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. The rest of the family try to con him into going. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 3 Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call

    Alan has trouble deciding whether he should take his much younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party, afraid his former wife Judith will not approve. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat

    Mia chides Charlie for his unhealthy diet, addiction to cigars and fondness for alcohol, making him so resentful that he begins to question whether he is really in love with her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier

  • Season 3 Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind

    Charlie is desperate to consummate his relationship with Mia so he arranges a romantic date. However, his oversexed ex-girlfriend Kandi throws a spanner in the works. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier

  • Season 3 Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Charlie finds it difficult to deal with a relationship that is not based on sex, so when he makes an inappropriate proposal towards Mia, their chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier

  • Season 3 Episode 12: That Special Tug

    Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him, so Charlie dates a psychiatrist in the hope that she might help his brother deal with his insecurities. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned

    When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, all her delicious feasts cause Charlie and him to pile on the pounds, and it is not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted

    Alan begins to see himself in a new light, and vows to a sceptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for approval from his mother and the other women in his life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend

    One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes romantically interested in Alan, while Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman

  • Season 3 Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie's romantic advances are rejected by a teacher - forcing him to prove to Alan he can attain a date from the woman, but Jake becomes infatuated with her after joining her ballet classes. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star

  • Season 3 Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Charlie wakes up with Rose the night after her birthday party. Her irate father is quickly on the scene demanding to know what the future holds for the couple, but is interrupted when Evelyn unexpectedly shows up. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones, with guest star Martin Sheen

  • Season 3 Episode 6: Hi, Mr Horned One

    Charlie continues to date an attractive Satan worshipper - despite Alan's warnings - but when she threatens to put a curse on his manhood, he begins to see sense. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

  • Season 3 Episode 5: We Called It Mr Pinky

    Rose tells Charlie he is unable to sustain a lasting relationship with a woman because of his attitude to his mother, while Jake seeks advice about a girl at school. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 3 Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

    Berta temporarily moves into the beach house with Charlie and Alan, causing tension to arise between the two men, and convincing Alan to find his own apartment. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 3 Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie is curious about Alan's mysterious love life - until he finds out his brother has been seeing his former wife Judith. He later admits to Rose that he is scared he will miss Jake if the couple patch up their differences and start again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates, and Alan is summoned by the principal. Meanwhile, Charlie starts work at the chiropractor's office and promptly hires a masseuse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 3 Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Alan injures himself falling from the roof, forcing Charlie to look after nephew Jake for the weekend - until he finds his social life compromised. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

Two and a Half Men: Season 2 (2004 - 2005)

  • Season 2 Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie sleeps with a young woman, oblivious to the fact she is married to an elderly man. Jake's teacher asks him to write a report of his weekend and he describes how the man showed up at the apartment looking for his wife, but the story veers some way from what really happened. Last in series

  • Season 2 Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Evelyn hears that Jake has been spending a lot of time with his other grandparents and demands he stay with her for a night. Alan is horrified at the prospect of his son getting the same treatment he did, so Charlie tries to take his mind off things - with help from a female volleyball team

  • Season 2 Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Evelyn sets Alan up with her boyfriend's daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab centre. However, their encounter soon spirals into chaos and finally results in his brand new sports car being involved in a televised high-speed chase. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 2 Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Evelyn discovers her second husband Harry has died and is pleased when Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her - until she finds out the pair had stayed in contact. Jake expresses his excitement at seeing a dead body, while Charlie looks forward to the prospect of meeting a recently bereaved widow

  • Season 2 Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Judith bills Alan for a pair of expensive shoes she bought Jake, and Evelyn harasses Charlie for not keeping in contact. Peeved and generally aggrieved, the brothers take their frustrations out on each other. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 2 Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

    The Harpers bump into Charlie's former girlfriend Sherri in a cafe and Alan takes an immediate shine to her, but can't get over her former relationship with his brother. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom

    Charlie is eager to impress at a party thrown by gay advertising executive Eric, and asks Alan to pretend to be his partner. However, when the host's beautiful former wife makes an appearance, his cover is soon blown. Guest starring Lucy Lawless, with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

    Charlie injures his back and refuses to let his chiropractor brother help him. Seeking medical advice, he finds out his new doctor is a beautiful woman - but does not realise they have met before. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    Judith goes on holiday, leaving Alan to take care of Jake, but things do not go according to plan, meaning it is Charlie who becomes responsible for getting the youngster to school. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 2 Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure he is facing, so Charlie persuades him a trip to Las Vegas would take his mind off the operation. However, things take a turn for the worse and they end up staying at home

  • Season 2 Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

    Evelyn attempts to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attention

  • Season 2 Episode 13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan

    One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It is not long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star

  • Season 2 Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie cannot understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners

  • Season 2 Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster does not think the music is right for the project

  • Season 2 Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He is overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) guest stars

  • Season 2 Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can

  • Season 2 Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful towards Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons

  • Season 2 Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Jake's grandmother tells him that Alan was caught shoplifting as a child, a crime he still has no memory of committing. When Charlie finally admits he planted the stolen goods on him, Evelyn has to step in to heal the rift between the brothers. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic

    Charlie starts going out with a female version of himself but does not like the way she treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill a sense of discipline into Jake in an attempt to improve his homework habits. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Jake forms a bond with Judith's new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. He promises to teach him to snorkel and scuba-dive, but things turn sour when the relationship ends

  • Season 2 Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea

    Jake faces suspension from school, so Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher Miss Pasternak. However, when he decides to end the relationship for his nephew's sake, he is not prepared for the repercussions. Starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Alan is encouraged by Charlie to return a keepsake he stole from Judith during their divorce. In doing so, he learns she has a new boyfriend - a revelation that makes him even more depressed. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins

    Alan is upset when Charlie asks him to keep out the the way while his friends come over. He is further put out to learn all his old chums are at his former wife's house, leaving him alone - except for his brother's readily available stalker, who tries to cheer him up

Two and a Half Men: Season 1 (2003 - 2004)

  • Season 1 Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?

    Charlie makes a doctor's appointment for a vasectomy - but decides to freeze some sperm in case he ever wants children. However, the simple procedure of producing a sample seems destined to fail as his family and friends manage to thwart one attempt after another. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo

    Jake's inappropriate remarks at a meeting of Judith's divorcee support group prompt his furious mother to tell Alan she does not want her son living with Charlie any longer. The womanising musician goes to the next meeting and struggles to convince the ladies he has a good influence on his nephew

  • Season 1 Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Alan starts sleepwalking, and Charlie feels duty-bound to cure him. Meanwhile, Jake starts seeing a therapist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie forms a relationship with Alan's divorce attorney, whose demands quickly become excessive even for the womanising musician - but the short-lived flirtation threatens to jeopardise his brother's chances of obtaining the settlement he wants. Comedy, guest starring Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Judith suggests that Jake see a therapist to help him get over his parents' divorce. Charlie and Alan aren't convinced the split is to blame for the boy's mood, while Evelyn uses the situation as an excuse to offload her own resentment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 19: I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    Judith's sister Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher) turns up at Jake's birthday party, to the delight of Charlie, who remembers her from a previous encounter. Humiliatingly, it seems she does not recall him - and worse, is determined to seduce Alan. Meanwhile, Rose goes to a wedding in a clown costume

  • Season 1 Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick

    Charlie agrees to meet an old flame, but is stunned to learn his former girlfriend, Jill, is now a man. The shock does not end there as Evelyn turns her attentions to her son's 'new' friend. As a relationship blossoms, the rest of the family waits to see how she will handle the inevitable revelation

  • Season 1 Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Charlie is furious when Alan decides to make his cousins Jake's guardians in the event of his death - but when the boy hurts himself playing basketball, the bachelor sees an opportunity to prove his worth. Judith provides her ex-husband with a lengthy list of legal demands. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan

    Part two of two. Frankie reveals the reason she and daughter Joanie are on the run. Alan feels aggrieved by his mother's assumption that their guest is sleeping with Charlie, but cheers up once it becomes apparent Frankie's interested in him

  • Season 1 Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Part one of two. Charlie falls for crazy woman Frankie (guest star Jenna Elfman) whom he sees smashing up a car. Despite a worried Alan's protests, Frankie comes home with the pair - leading to a battle for her affections between the brothers

  • Season 1 Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie finds his debts are mounting, and is forced to start budgeting. He soon realises the only solution to his financial crisis is to ask mother Evelyn for a loan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 1 Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan

    A long-time crush of Charlie finally agrees to go on a date with him, as long as she can bring her sister - who will also need an escort. Alan is persuaded to step in, even though he has caught flu from Jake, but the entire evening is soon jeopardised. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones

    Charlie meets Berta's grand-daughter Prudence, who quickly takes an unwanted interest in him. He asks Rose to pretend she is still his girlfriend as a cover - but the lovelorn old flame takes her role a little too seriously. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Alan is devastated to learn Judith has found a new boyfriend, and begins to wallow in gloom. To help boost his confidence, Charlie and Jake try to give him a makeover, but eventually admit defeat and bring in a gay man to choose the perfect outfit

  • Season 1 Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving

    Charlie is taken aback to learn his former girlfriend Lisa is getting married and resolves to prove he is a better family man than her fiance by organising a Thanksgiving get-together. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor and Angus T Jones. Guest starring Denise Richards

  • Season 1 Episode 9: Phase One, Complete

    Jake gets close to one of Charlie's girlfriends, but when his uncle declares he will not be seeing her again, the youngster decides to make him suffer. However, a chance encounter with the woman puts Charlie firmly in his place. Meanwhile, Alan and Rose strike up a friendship through Scrabble

  • Season 1 Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful

    Charlie goes along to Jake's parents' evening with hopes of seducing the teacher. However, he ends up in control of the school music show and takes charge of a class full of kids - who promptly brand him a loser. Meanwhile, Judith ruins Alan's hopes of patching up their marriage

  • Season 1 Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Judith worries when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie's friends as part of a school assignment, and confides all her neuroses in her reluctant brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Alan resolves to create a wholesome environment for his son. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers, which backfires when Evelyn turns up unannounced. She drags him off to dinner with her new boyfriend and his daughter - who turns out to be one of the women Charlie has studiously avoided ringing. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games and ends up hitting it off with another player's mother. Meanwhile, Alan's attempt to help with the team's organisation leads to two women fighting over him. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Charlie's cleaning lady walks out in exasperation over the increasing demands being placed on her, so Alan offers to take over as housekeeper - but proves unsuited to the role. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Alan resolves to enjoy a weekend at Disneyland with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol. The pair eventually decide to track down their mother and tell her what they think of her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 2: Big Flappy B*******

    Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few rules. Alan finds himself continually summoned to Judith's house to do odd jobs. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

    Charlie Harper is shocked when his brother leaves his wife and asks to move in with him - with his son in tow. Initially reluctant to take in the new arrivals, he soon warms to having them around when the boy displays an unexpected skill for poker and proves useful in attracting women

Two and a Half Men: Other Episodes

  • Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

    Los detalles con respecto a Charlie Harper son revelados.

  • Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

    Se revelan detalles concernientes a Charlie Harper.

  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Cuando su divorcio es oficial, Walden le ofrece a Alan un regalo; la elección poco práctica de Alan pone la relación tensa con Lyndsey.

  • Boompa Loved His Hookers

    A Walden le preocupa que el acabar los asuntos con la señora McMartin va a ser un problema; cuando Lynsey le pide a Alan que se vaya con ella, él lo duda.

  • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Walden se preocupa porque la adopción de Louis puede verse comprometida cuando Alan corta con la trabajadora social para regresar junto a Lyndsey.

  • For Whom the Booty Calls

    Walden se une a un grupo de apoyo para padres de hijos adoptados, y descubre que esto puede ser una agradable vía de escape para Alan.

  • Here I Come, Pants!

    Después que la trabajadora social descubre que Alan y Walden no son realmente una pareja homosexual, Alan trata de ayudar a Walden para que no pierda a Luis.

  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Walden descubre lo difícil que es estar con mujeres cuando Louis está en la casa; Herb le pide a Alan hacer una cita con Lindsey.

  • Of Course He's Dead -- Part One and Part Two

    Detalles relacionados a Charlie Harper se revelan.

  • Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Alan y Walden intentan convencer a Louis de que Santa Claus es real y existe.

  • Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

    Walden y Alan tienen amistad con tres madres, pero las cosas se complican cuando Walden se siente atraído por una de ellas; Alan se reúne con un grupo de mamás en una noche de salida solo para mujeres.

  • Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Alan decide romper las reglas de Walden, para aparecer relajado frente al niño de adopción temporal llamado Louis.

  • Oontz Oontz Oontz

    Walden recibe un niño de adopción temporal pero duda de haber tomado la decisión correcta al ver que no se apegan.

  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    La madre natural considera dar el bebé en adopción a Alan y Walden.

  • Glamping in a Yurt

    Alan y Walden deben mostrarse como una pareja que se ama durante una reunión con la trabajadora social para adopciones; Lynsey vuelve de su rehabilitación.

  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Cuando Walden pide a Alan firmar un acuerdo prenupcial, este se ofende y reconsidera su decisión de casarse.

  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    Gretchen insiste en que Alan revele su verdadera identidad a Larry; Walden, Barry y Jenny emprenden un viaje en carretera.

  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Alan encuentra una oportunidad de hacer dinero; Walden resuelve sus problemas de codependencia.

  • Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Cuando Alan y Gretchen se comprometan y Larry cancela la boda, Lyndsey pierde la calma; mientras tanto Walden crea un robot sabelotodo.

  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Walden decide repensar su vida con la ayuda de Alan, después de un problema de salud en la noche de Halloween.

  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Después de reconectarse con Kate, Walden se convence que ella es la única para él, hasta que él conoce a una mujer llamada Vivian.

  • West Side Story

    La ex novia de Walden lo invita a la inauguración de su tienda de ropa; Gretchen espera pasar más tiempo en la casa de Alan.

  • Mr. and Mrs. Cankersore

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey descubre la relación entre Alan y Gretchen; Walden pasa momentos difíciles para decirle a Barry que encuentre su propio lugar.

  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden piensa que su novia lo está engañando; Alan empieza a salir con Gretchen, la hermana de Larry.

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan le pide a Lyndsey que elija entre él y Larry; Jenny se preocupa porque ella y Brooke se estén separando.

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan descubre que Lyndsey terminó con Larry sin decírselo; Walden intentan probar que él es muy hombre.

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) se le declara a Evelyn; Alan y Walden planean despedida de soltera.

  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    El novio de Lyndsey le organiza una cita a Alan; Walden quiere ayudar a Nicole con su proyecto para que ella tenga tiempo de salir con él.

  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden hace equipo con una hermosa ex-empleada en un nuevo proyecto; Alan le da a Jenny un consejo acerca de su novia.

  • On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Jake le envía a Alan una delicadeza japonesa; la casa se llena de vida con las letras cuestionables de Navidad.

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    Cuando el romance de Alan y Lyndsey pone en peligro a Walden, él se ve obligado a aceptar la ayuda de Rose.

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden tiene una cita con una modelo propensa a los accidentes; cita de Alan revela información personal sorprendente.

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Los celos de Lyndsey perjudican las citas de Walden y Alan con mujeres hermosas.

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Alan desea concertar una cita con Lynda Carter una vez que se entera que Walden la conoce; Walden acepta de mala gana invitar a cenar a Lynda.

  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan intenta averiguar qué tiene el novio de Lyndsey contra él; Walden ayuda a Jenny a buscar una carrera en la actuación.

  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden festeja con Jenny y sus atractivas amigas; el romance ilícito de Alan con Lyndsey está en peligro.

  • This Unblessed Biscuit

    Cuando Berta se lastima su espalda en el trabajo, Alan y Walden piensan que ella debe retirarse.

  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Jenny se muda con Evelyn y su novio rico llamado Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • Nangnangnangnang

    La hija de 25 años de edad de Charlie llega a la casa de la playa con la esperanza de conocer a su familia.

  • My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan decide actualizar su imagen con el apoyo de Walden; Alan se enfrenta a un dilema moral cuando él atrae a una mujer casada.

  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden sale con una atractiva joven de 22 años (Hilary Duff), pero termina más interesado en su abuela (Marilu Henner); Jake y Alan realizan un viaje.

  • Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Walden y Alan están atrapados en un fuego cruzado cuando Jake engaña a su novia con su hija.

  • Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Alan Walden y terminan festejando demasiado en su intento de animar a Herb.

  • The 9:04 From Pemberton

    Alan se muda con Herb después de discutir con Walden.

  • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Cuando Walden y su ex novia hablan sobre reanudar su relación, Alan se preocupa que ella no es lo suficientemente buena para él.

  • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Deprimido en el día de San Valentín, Walden intenta convencer a Kate en darle otra oportunidad; planes de vacaciones de Alan van al sur.

  • Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Alan se preocupa cuando Jake y su novia de 36 años de edad lo visita.

  • Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Walden, Alan, Herb y Billy se quejan de sus relaciones.

  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Alan y Walden van al espectáculo de modas de Kate en Nueva York por lo que Walden tiene que revelar su verdadera identidad.

  • Welcome to Alancrest

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden tiene problemas con sus dos identidades; Alan termina solo en Navidad.

  • One Nut Johnson

    Alan ayuda a Walden a crear una nueva identidad para que él pueda evitar a las mujeres que sólo están interesadas en su dinero.

  • I Scream When I Pee

    Kandi, la famosa ex esposa de Alan, quiere reconciliarse; Berta no está interesada en celebrar su cumpleaños y Walden quiere hacer su día muy especial.

  • Something My Gynecologist Said

    Alan se siente renuente para hacer un compromiso con Lyndsey, pero una fuente inesperada lo inspira; Walden disfruta siendo el niño-juguete de una mujer rica y mayor.

  • Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Walden se cansa de las complicaciones que provoca una relación tradicional, él contrata a una actriz para que sea su novia; Jake planea una reunión con Missi (Miley Cyrus) en la casa de playa.

  • Ferrets, Attack!

    Walden se ve obligado a elegir entre Zoey y Rose.

  • That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Walden ignora las advertencias de Alan y empieza a salir con Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Lyndsey y Alan intentan añadirle un poco de emoción a su vida amorosa.

  • A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden sufre una depresión después de que termina su relación con Zoey.

  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Una hija (Miley Cyrus) de un amigo que está de visita hace a Walden sentir su edad.

  • I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Walden planea una sorpresa para el cumpleaños de Zoey.

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Zoey no está convencido de que Alan merezca todo el amor que él recibe después de su salida del hospital.

  • Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Zoey y su hija se mudan con Walden; Alan obtiene mas de lo que esperaba con Lyndsey.

  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake se gradúa y debe decidir qué hacer con su vida.

  • Why We Gave Up Women

    El fantasma de Charlie (Kathy Bates) visita a Alan cuando él sufre un ataque cardiaco.

  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    A namorada de Alan, Gretchen, insiste para que ele confesse sua verdadeira identidade a Larry. Enquanto isso, Walden faz uma viagem com Jenny e Barry, para ver o primeiro carro dele.

  • Grandma's Pie

    Walden le dice a Zoey que emprenderá un negocio con su ex esposa; Lyndsey y Alan luchan con la nueva relación de sus madres.

  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Alan decide começar um novo negócio dentro de casa; na terapia, Walden é aconselhado a fazer sexo casual para curar seu ímpeto de se apaixonar facilmente; uma cliente de Alan confunde Walden com um garoto de programa e paga bem pelo serviço.

  • Palmdale, Ech

    Madre de Alan y de Lyndsey se conocen; Jake y Eldridge salen y Walden los conduce a una fiesta.

  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Depois de se reaproximar de Kate, Walden acaba se convencendo de que ela é perfeita para ele - até ele conhecer uma mulher chamada Vivian.

  • The War Against Gingivitis

    Un ex-compañero de negocios de Walden aparece en la casa de playa buscando hacer las paces.

  • West Side Story

    Neste episódio, a namorada de Walden o convida para ir à inauguração da loja de roupas dela. Enquanto isso, Gretchen sente vontade de passar mais tempo na casa de Alan.

  • Not in My Mouth!

    Una experiencia casi mortal tiene un efecto adverso en la relación de Zoey y Walden; Alan piensa que Lyndsey podría tener un problema de alcoholismo.

  • Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey descobre a relação entre Alan e Gretchen; Walden tem dificuldade em dizer para Barry que ele precisa procurar outro lugar para morar.

  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Cuando una gran tormenta mantiene a Walden, Alan, Zoey y Lindsay en casa el Día de San Valentín, surge un conflicto y sus relaciones se complican.

  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden suspeita que está sendo traído pela nova namorada. Enquanto isso, Alan se envolve ainda mais no relacionamento de Lyndsey e Larry, já que começa a sair com Gretchen, a irmã de Larry.

  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden intenta ganarse a Zooey compartiendo algunos de los panecillos especiales de Berta.

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan dá a Lyndsey a opção de escolher entre ele e Larry; Jenny tem medo de que ela e Brooke possam estar se afastando uma da outra.

  • A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey intenta convencer a Walden para que se afeite y se corte su cabello; Alan y Lyndsey reviven su relación.

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan descobre que Lyndsey acabou o namoro com Larry e não contou nada para ele; Walden tenta provar a sua masculinidade.

  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Cuando la madre (Mimi Rogers) y ex-esposa (Judy Greer) de Walden intentan apoderarse de su compañía, él le pide ayuda a Alan.

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Marty Pepper pede Evelyn em casamento, e Alan e Walden decidem organizar uma festa de despedida de solteiro para ele.

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Alan se enamora de la mamá de Walden que está de visita; secreto surge acerca del pasado de Walden.

  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    O namorado de Lyndsey, Larry, arma um encontro para Alan. Enquanto isso, Walden oferece ajuda para Nicole em seu novo projeto de software para que ela tenha tempo de namorar com ele.

  • What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget (Judy Greer) reaparece en la vida de Walden cuando él intenta impresionar a una mujer.

  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden é contratado por uma bela ex-funcionária que ele demitiu para escrever o código para um novo projeto; Alan leva uma infeliz picada de inseto enquanto faz uma caminhada com Jenny e sua amiga.

  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden conoce a una atractiva mujer británica pero se siente indeciso para tener una cita romántica.

  • Frodo's Headshots

    Después de ser dado de alta del hospital, Alan se enfrenta con unos desafíos que ponen a prueba su estabilidad mental.

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden sai com uma modelo propensa a acidentes; o encontro de Alan revela informações pessoais surpreendentes.

  • Thank You for the Intercourse

    Alan se emociona extremadamente cuando Walden redecora la casa de playa.

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

    Ao descobrir que Larry acredita que Lyndsey está tendo um caso com Walden, Alan contrata um detetive particular para vigiar a casa de praia; quando Walden passa a correr risco de vida, ele é obrigado a aceitar a ajuda de Rose.

  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake se enamora de su tutora de química, pero ella se enamora de Walden.

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Jenny conta para Alan e Walden sobre as suas primeiras experiências homossexuais; os rapazes conhecem Laurie e Jill no Pavlov's e as garotas parecem ideais para eles; bêbada, Lyndsey fica com ciúmes de Alan e estraga a noite de todos.

  • The Squat and the Hover

    Walden se deprime cuando recibe sus papeles de divorcio.

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Walden e Alan saem com duas mulheres ideais, porém o ciúme de Lyndsey acaba com a noite deles.

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan descubre el secreto de Lindsey; Walden da una fiesta en la casa.

  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan faz amizade com o namorado de Lyndsey, Larry, em uma tentativa de descobrir o que ele tem de tão especial. Enquanto isso, Walden ajuda Jenny a ser mais proativa em sua carreira de atriz.

  • Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan busca reconciliar con Lyndsey; Walden busca amor.

  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden vai para a balada com Jenny e suas amigas sedutoras. Enquanto isso, o caso de Alan e Lyndsey é ameaçado.

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan ayuda a Walden para una cita con Bridget; Jake decide dejar la escuela.

  • This Unblessed Biscuit

    Berta dá um jeito na coluna trabalhando e Alan e Walden concluem que ela está muito velha para o serviço. Os rapazes ventilam a ideia de aposentadoria, mas ela acaba se sentindo insultada e pede demissão.

  • People Who Love Peepholes

    Alan se muda de la casa de la playa, pero no pasa mucho tiempo para que Walden aparezca pidiéndole ayuda con su ex-esposa Bridget.

  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Incomodado com a presença barulhenta de Jenny, Walden decide mandar a sobrinha para a casa de Evelyn, atrapalhando sua vida amorosa com Marty; Lindsey reaparece, e Alan acaba relembrando os bons momentos da relação.

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Después de decirle adiós al desaparecido Charlie Harper, Alan se reúne con Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), un millonario con el corazón roto.

  • Nangnangnangnang

    Alan fica chocado quando a filha de Charlie, de 25 anos, aparece na casa de praia de Walden para se juntar ao que lhe restou da família. A filha de Charlie gosta de tudo que o pai gosta, inclusive de mulheres.

  • That Darn Priest

    Rose descubre el plan de Ponzi de Alan; Alan conoce al 'esposo' de Rose; Charlie intenta pasar un momento a solas con Rose.

  • Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Charlie y Rose continúan con su romance; el negocio de Alan resulta un plan de Ponzi.

  • Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie empieza a acechar a Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan se preocupa cuando Eldridge y Jake empiezan a grabar unos actos peligrosos.

  • Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Alan siente enloquecer cuando Lyndsey se muestra muy amigable con Charlie.

  • Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Charlie está deprimido después de su rompimiento con Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) y va a ver a su psiquiatra (Jane Lynch).

  • Dead From the Waist Down

    Alan es muy creativo y se avergüenza ya que no puede comprarle un regalo de cumpleaños a Lyndsey.

  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie sale de compras por culpa de su ex-novia Courtney cuando ella se aparece después de estar en prisión durante tres años.

  • A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie se enamora de la mujer que reemplaza a Bertha en sus días libres. Alan se siente perseguido.

  • Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie y Alan tratan de unir a Evelyn con Russell, el Farmacéutico.

  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    La novia de Charlie cansada de Rose, quien lo acecha.

  • Wollmäuse und Kuhpuppen

    Judith bittet Alan inständig darum, Jake zu einer Psychologin zu bringen. Schließlich gibt er nach und bringt ihn dort hin. Währenddessen bemerkt Charlie, dass Alan schlafwandelt und überlegt sich Methoden ihm das wieder abzugewöhnen.

  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie tiene dificultades al tratar de ajustarse a salir con mujeres un poco mayores que él.

  • Wie die Büffel

    Als Jake zu seiner Mutter kommt und frauenfeindliche Phrasen von sich gibt, ist für Judith klar woher der Wind weht. Sein Onkel Charlie ist da der einzige Verdächtige. Blöd für Charlie, dass gerade da ihre Selbsthilfegruppe anwesend war.

  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Alan pretende ser Charlie cuando éste sale de viaje; Charlie se somete a cirugía plástica sin que nadie se entere.

  • Wer kriegt die Verrückte?

    Die verrückte Frankie wickelt Charlie und Alan um ihre Finger. Da sie einige Probleme hat, bietet Alan ihr und ihrer Tochter Joanie an, bei ihm einzuziehen. Charlie sieht das nicht gerne, denn Alan beginnt mit ihr eine Affäre.

  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lyndsey y Eldridge se mudan a la casa de Charlie después de que su casa se incendia.

  • Spüren Sie meinen Finger?

    Charlie erfährt, dass er doch kein Vater geworden ist und ist erleichtert. Um sicherzustellen, dass das auch in der Zukunft nicht passiert, möchte er sich sterilisieren lassen. Sein Arzt empfiehlt ihm sein Sperma einfrieren zu lassen.

  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Después de mudarse con Lyndsey, Alan continúa con su cita con Melissa en la casa de Charlie.

  • Schwul ist cool

    Ale freundet sich mit Greg an, den er bei einem Treffen für alleinstehende Eltern kennenlernt. Als Charlie herausfindet, dass er schwul ist, zieht er Alan auf. Greg interessiert sich jedoch mehr für Charlie, was ihn zum Zweifeln bringt.

  • A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Cuando Lindsey le pide a Alan que se mude con ella, Charlie hace lo posible por que él acepte.

  • Schuld und Sühne

    Charlie trifft auf seine Ex-Freundin Miss Pasternak, die einst Jakes Sportlehrerin war. Charlie empfindet Mitleid für sie, denn sie verlor ihren Job und ihr komplettes soziales Dasein durch Charlie. So kommt es, dass sie bei ihm einzieht.

  • Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake se va a vivir con Judith y Herb luego de descubrir que Alan ha estado saliendo con la mamá de Eldridge; Charlie decide disminuir su consumo de alcohol.

  • Knall und Fall

    Da Alan sein Auto nicht zur Verfügung hat, muss Charlie ihn zur Arbeit fahren. Als er das Vorzimmer betritt, fällt ihm sofort die attraktive Sekräterin, Melissa, auf. Er interessiert sich für sie, doch Alan bittet seinen Bruder, es sein zu lassen.

  • Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln

    Jakes Laune ist im Keller. Charlie und Alan sind damit so gar nicht zufrieden und versuchen herauszufinden, was mit ihm los ist. Keiner der beiden hat jedoch Erfolg und so schleppen sie ihm zum Kinderpsychologen.

  • Hamburger und Mützen

    Im Falle des Todes von Alan und Judith, möchte Alan gewappnet sein. Daher beschließt er einen geeigneten Vormund zu wählen. Charlie sieht sich natürlich als erste Wahl, doch Alan wählt lieber seinen verrückten Cousin.

  • Fragen Sie Ihren Bruder

    Alan beauftragt eine Scheidungsanwältin, um die Probleme mit Judith, seiner Noch-Ehefrau, zu lösen. Die Anwältin Laura denkt, dass Charlies ständiger Frauenwechsel, das Sorgerecht für Jake gefährden könnte und redet mit ihm.

  • Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

    A relação de Charlie com Chelsea fica ameaçada pelos ciúmes dele.

  • Eine Nase voll Alan

    Jamie, eine alte Schulfreundin von Alan, kündigt sich an. Charlie weiß noch ganz genau, dass er sie wegen ihrem Aussehen geärgert hatte. Doch Charlie wird ganz baff, als er sie wieder sieht, denn die einst unattraktive Jamie wurde zur schönen Frau.

  • Die Garderobenfrau

    Als Jake seinen Geburtstag feiert, erscheint Judiths Schwester Liz, auf die Charlie ein Auge geworfen hat. Charlie hatte bereits Sex mit ihr gehabt, auf Judiths Hochzeit, in einer Garderobe. Liz meint jedoch, dass sie sich nicht daran erinnern kann.

  • Alte Flamme mit neuem Docht

    Charlie freut sich, als ihn seine Ex-Freundin Jill per E-Mail um ein Treffen bittet. Erwartungsvoll sagt er zu, doch dann muss er entsetzt feststellen, dass aus Jill inzwischen ein attraktiver Mann namens Bill geworden ist.

  • Something Salty and Twisted

    Alan organiza um jantar em família para comemorar um artigo de jornal que se refere a ele com um 'bom médico, bom vizinho e gente boa', mas a mãe não se impressiona.

  • Ich verstehe

    Die attraktive Cindy taucht regelmäßig in Charlies Strandhaus auf, um nach dem Surfen bei ihm zu duschen. Auch Jake ist von Cindy äußerst beeindruckt.

  • Der Truthahn und die Männlichkeit

    Charlies alte Liebe Lisa will sich wieder mit ihm treffen. Das kommt Charlie ganz recht, denn er hat noch Gefühle für sie und denkt, dass sie zu ihm zurückkehren will. Doch er wird böse enttäuscht.

  • Phase eins, erfolgreich

    Charlie trennt sich von Wendy, denn er hat Angst vor einer festen Beziehung. Jake ist sehr enttäuscht, denn er mochte Wendy. Charlie stellt sich nun die Frage, ob Frauen gegenüber vielleicht doch paranoid reagiert.

  • Wer kriegt die Verrückte?

    Charlie und Alan beobachten in einer Tiefgarage, wie eine attraktive, offenbar sehr wütende Frau mit einem Baseballschläger auf ein Auto einschlägt. Charlie spricht die Frau trotz Alans Bedenken an.

  • Im Bett mit Angina

    Charlie glaubt das große Los gezogen zu haben, als es ihm gelingt, sich endlich mit seiner äußerst attraktiven Nachbarin zu verabreden. Da sie ihre Schwester mitbringen will, überredet Charlie seinen Bruder Alan zu einem Doppel-Date.

  • Die Industrielle-Revolutions-Show

    Als Jakes Klasse ein Musicaleinüben soll, meldet sich Charlie als freiwilliger Helfer. Nicht weil er den Kindern unbedingt helfen möchte, sondern weil er an Jakes Lehrerin interessiert ist. Er möchte sie um jeden Preis beeindrucken.

  • Ich kann mir keine Hyänen leisten

    Charlie erfährt von seinem Finanzberater, dass er weit über seine Verhältnisse gelebt hat und deshalb ernsthaft in finanziellen Schwierigkeiten steckt. Alan erarbeitet ein rigoroses Sparprogramm, um seinem Bruder zu helfen.

  • Ich kümmere mich um Prudence

    Charlies Haushälterin Berta ist eines Tages gezwungen, ihre 16-jährige Enkelin Prudence mit zur Arbeit zu bringen. Prudence ist allerdings ziemlich durchtrieben und bringt Charlie und Alan durch ihre Avancen in große Bedrängnis.

  • Bereit für die Großaufnahme

    Alan und Charlie treffen in einem Kino zufällig auf Alans Ex-Frau Judith, die kaum wiederzuerkennen ist. Sie sieht nicht nur umwerfend aus, sondern hat auch einen neuen Freund: Jakes Fußballtrainer.

  • Der Mittwochs-Mann

    Charlie und Alan entdecken die Vorzüge von Jakes Fußballspielen: Die Mütter der kleinen Kicker sind allesamt geschieden - und attraktiv. Insbesondere Kate, mit der Charlie gleich ein Date ausmacht.

  • Ich brauche Berta

    Charlies Haushälterin Berta hat genug davon, dass sich Alan dauernd in ihre Arbeitsmethoden einmischt und kündigt. Alan versucht zunächst, den Haushalt selbst zu führen.

  • War das Beethoven?

    Alan überrascht seinen Sohn Jake mit einem Ausflug nach Disneyland, verschweigt ihm aber, dass er dort mit ihm über die Trennung der Eltern sprechen möchte. Doch dann wird Jake krank und möchte nur noch eins: nach Hause zu seiner Mutter.

  • Gib Dir keine Mühe, Charlie

    Bevor Charlie ans Telefon geht, überprüft er immer erst die Nummer, um unliebsamen Anrufern aus dem Weg zu gehen. Deshalb kommt seine Mutter Evelyn schließlich persönlich vorbei, um Charlie und Alan zu einem Abendessen einzuladen.

  • Looking' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie persegue Rose. Alan preocupa-se com algumas gravações perigosas de Jake e Eldridge.

  • Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Charlie e Lindsey percebem que eles têm muito em comum. Não leva muito tempo para que Alan tire uma conclusão errada.

  • That Darn Priest

    Rose descobre a fraude de Alan; Alan encontra o 'marido' de Rose; Charlie tenta ficar sozinho com Rose.

  • Stur, zwanghaft und unflexibel

    Junggeselle Charlie ist Komponist von Werbejingles und gönnt sich ein angenehmes Leben in seinem Haus am Strand von Malibu. Sein friedliches Dasein wird jedoch gestört, als sein Bruder mit vollen Koffern vor seiner Tür steht.

  • Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Os alarmes soam quando Alan conversa com Charlie e sua mãe e pede um empréstimo para expandir seus negócios.

  • Der Sockengolf-Champion

    Charlie mag Alans strenge Erziehungsmethoden für Jake gar nicht. Doch Jake verscheucht sogleich diese Gedanken, als er ausversehen einen Möwenschwarm zum Haus lockt. Derweil versucht Alan alles mögliche, um seine Ehe mit Judith zu retten.

  • Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Charlie está deprimido após o rompimento com Courtney e faz uma visita a sua psiquiatra.

  • Dead From the Waist Down

    Depois de ver Charlie agradar Courtney com presentes, Alan decide comprar um presente muito especial para Lyndsey.

  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie vai às compras com Courtney, sua ex-namorada. Ela aparece após ficar três anos na prisão.

  • A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie se apaixona pela mulher que substitui Berta em seus dias de folga; Alan acha que o ex-marido de Lyndsey o está perseguindo.

  • Springtime on a Stick

    Evelyn quer passar seu aniversário sozinha, mas Charlie e Alan querem unir a mãe deles com o farmacêutico Russel.

  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Michelle, surpreendentemente, entende o passado de Charlie e sua desestruturada família.

  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie tenta se adaptar com uma namorada um pouco mais velha.

  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Charlie conta para todo mundo que está indo para Las Vegas, mas alguém esconde um segredo. Alan finge ser Charlie.

  • Die Zwei-Finger-Regel

    Chelsea entdeckt ein Foto von Charlies Ex-Flamme auf Charlies Handy und verlässt ihn daraufhin. Herb, der auf die launische Phase von Judith, die kurz vor der Geburt steht, nicht klar und bittet Charlie und Alan um einen Männerabend.

  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    As tensões aumentam após Alan, Lindsey e os meninos serem forçados a mudar para casa de Charlie.

  • Alan Cousteau

    Zum eigenen Schutz Charlie hatte gegenüber Chelsea behauptet, seine Mutter lebe in Italien. Schließlich lässt sich ein Treffen von Chelsea und Evelyn aber doch nicht vermeiden. Charlie ist entsetzt, dass die beiden sich gut verstehen.

  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Após ir morar com Lyndsey, Alan tem um encontro com Melissa na casa de Charlie.

  • Der Bauchredner

    Aufgrund seiner Einsamkeit beschafft sich Alan eine Bauchrednerpuppe, mit der er unter anderem auch mit sich selbst spricht. Chelsea hat Mitleid und bittet Charlie ihn mit ins Kino mitzunehmen.

  • A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Lindsey conta para Alan que o ama e pede para ele ir morar com ela. Charlie faz de tudo para que isso aconteça.

  • Liebe ist geisteskrank

    Charlie und Mia haben sich versöhnt und beschlossen, ihrer Beziehung noch eine Chance zu geben. Mia hat sogar eingewilligt, die Phase der Enthaltsamkeit endlich zu beenden. Doch dann steht plötzlich wieder Charlies Ex-Freundin Kandi vor der Tür.

  • Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake vai morar com Judith e Herb após saber que Alan está namorando a mãe de Eldridge; Charlie decide beber menos.

  • Mali-Buh

    Alan bringt Charlies Auto zur Reparatur. Dabei lernt er Diane kennen, die es jedoch nur auf Charlies Auto abgesehen hat. Unterdessen hat sich Jake verliebt.

  • Pinocchios Mund

    Charlies Freundin Chelsea hat genug davon, täglich den weiten Weg zu fahren, um bei Charlie zu übernachten. So überwindet sich Charlie und übernachtet zum ersten Mal bei Chelsea. Doch die neue Umgebung lässt ihn kein Auge zutun.

  • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

    Charlie boicota um evento de prêmios de publicidade, pois perdeu por vários anos consecutivos para seu concorrente.

  • The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan tem problemas financeiros por pagar as contas de sua jovem namorada.

  • Ich will tanzen

    Charlie hat sich in die Ballettlehrerin Mia verliebt, die aber nichts von ihm wissen will. Um sich dennoch weiter in Mias Nähe aufhalten zu können, meldet er Jake kurzerhand bei ihr zum Tanzunterricht an. Jake lässt sich dies teuer bezahlen.

  • And the Plot Moistens

    Alan descobre que tem mais em comum com a professora de Jake do que com Kandi; Charlie ajuda Jake a preparar uma canção para a escola.

  • Etwas Salziges mit Biss

    Nach einer weiteren demütigenden Begegnung mit seiner Mutter glaubt Alan endgültig, dass sie an seinem Versagen in Beziehungsfragen schuld ist. Doch Charlie entgegnet, dass er schließlich mit derselben Mutter aufgewachsen sei.

  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie dorme com a mãe de Kandi, enquanto Alan tenta reconciliar-se com sua filha; Kandi organiza um encontro entre seu pai e Judith.

  • Ein Witz mit Urknall

    Charlies schon etwas ältere, reiche Nachbarin Norma beschwert sich, weil sie einen Termin hat, ihr Wagen aber von einer von Charlies Eroberungen zugeparkt wurde. Um die Wogen zu glätten, bietet Alan ihr an, sie zu fahren.

  • Der Schwellkopf meines Sohnes

    Charlies Liebe für Chelsea wird auf eine harte Probe gestellt, als sie krank im Bett liegt. Grund dafür ist, dass er das Katzenklo in ihrer Wohnung für sie säubern soll. Charlie denkt sogar darüber nach, Chelsea zu verlassen.

  • That Special Tug

    Alan deixa Jake passar um fim de semana fora de casa e entra em crise emocional; Charlie faz uma consulta com um terapeuta.

  • Der Herr der Ringe

    Charlie gesteht Chelsea seine Gefühle. Statt sein Liebesgeständnis zu erwidern, bedankt sie sich. Die Beziehung ist für Charlie damit aus dem Gleichgewicht geraten. Er will nicht locker lassen und Chelsea dazu bringen, 'Ich liebe dich' zu sagen.

  • Wohin mit Wanda?

    Als Charlie einen freien Abend von Chelsea genießt, klopft Wanda, eine ehemalige Geliebte, an seine Tür. Sie hat nur eines im Sinn: Charlie ins Bett zu kriegen.

  • My Tongue Is Meat

    Quando Charlie percebe que não consegue continuar com o estilo de vida de Mia, começa a fumar, beber cervejas e comer hambúrguer na garagem.

  • Ein Sarg ist keine Sonnenbank

    Überraschend stirbt Charlys Freund Andy. Bei der Beerdigung befällt Charly eine Vision seines eigenen Todes. Angewidert von seinem Verhalten beschließt er, seinen Lebenswandel sofort aufzugeben.

  • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie planeja um encontro romântico com Mia na esperança de consumar o relacionamento; Alan começa a sair com a namorada mais recente de Charlie.

  • Sie können jederzeit rein

    Aus Bequemlichkeit beginnt Alan ein Verhältnis mit seiner Vorzimmerdame Melissa. Doch als er sie zu Hause besucht, macht er Bekanntschaft mit ihrer ständig bekifften Mutter.

  • Ergo, the Booty Call

    Preocupados que ele está namorando uma mulher que tem metade de sua idade e, muito mortificado, para apresentá-la à sua mãe, Evelyn, Alan tenta evitar trazer sua sexy namorada de 22 anos de idade, Kandi para a festa de aniversário de Jake.

  • Ponies und Einhörner

    Judith erwartet ein Kind. Alan ist der festen Überzeugung, er sei der Vater, weil sie eine gemeinsame Nacht verbracht haben. Nun will unbedingt in die Erziehung einbezogen werden.

  • Madame and Her Special Friend

    Uma mulher idosa e rica (Cloris Leachman) se apaixona por Alan.

  • Fangen wir mit der Katze an

    Charlie wird von seiner Freundin Chelsea verlassen, weil sie mit ihrer Beziehung, die nur aus Sex, Essen und Fernsehen besteht, unzufrieden ist. Charlie, der zwanghaft Süßes essen muss, sucht seine Psychologin Dr. Freeman auf.

  • Der Schwachkopf kriegt ein Auto

    Als Evelyn anbietet, die Finanzierung von Jakes Studium zu übernehmen, zieht Alan in Erwägung, frühzeitig in den Ruhestand zu treten. Indes offenbart Jake ein Talent, das ohnehin infrage stellt, ob er zukünftig einer College-Ausbildung bedarf.

  • Ein pedantischer, selbstgefälliger Musterknabe

    Melissa setzt sich in den Kopf, für Alan eine Überraschungsparty zu dessen 40. Geburtstag zu organisieren. Sie bittet Evelyn um Hilfe. Doch deren Reaktion lässt Melissa daran zweifeln, dass Alan in seiner eigenen Familie genug Liebe widerfährt.

  • Riech mal am Schirmständer

    Da Alan wegen eines anstehenden Arztbesuchs nervös ist, schlägt Charlie ihm einen Trip nach Las Vegas vor, um ihn auf andere Gedanken zu bringen. Alan ist zuerst Feuer und Flamme, doch dann scheitert er kläglich daran, Sachen zusammenzupacken.

  • Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie sai com Jake em um encontro duplo e ajeita Alan com uma prostituta. Atriz convidada recorrente Melanie Lynskey, aparece como Rose.

  • Pamela und Purzelchen

    Eric ist einer von Charlies wichtigsten Auftraggebern und schwul. Um Eric als Kunden nicht zu verlieren, gibt Charlie ihm gegenüber vor, ebenfalls schwul zu sein.

  • A Pot-Smoking Monkey

    Alan e Kandi se envolvem em uma disputa de custódia nada convencional. Alan está determinado a manter a custódia do seu cachorro depois que Kandi acabou ficando com o apartamento e o carro.

  • Lass dir die Zitrone schmecken

    Charlie verrenkt sich während eines Dates den Rücken. Obwohl ihm Alan seine Fähigkeiten als Chiropraktiker anbietet, möchte Charlie lieber zu einem richtigen Arzt ins Krankenhaus gebracht werden.

  • Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Ninguém acredita em Charlie, quando ele diz que seu relacionamento com Mia está ficando sério, e todos realmente acham que ele está mentindo, quando confessa que ele e Mia não consumaram a relação.

  • Ich wollte immer einen Nacktaffen

    Charlie reagiert noch gereizter auf seinen Bruder als sonst und lebt seine schlechte Laune in vollen Zügen aus. Um zwischen den Brüdern wieder für Frieden zu sorgen, schlägt sich Rose als Vermittlerin vor.

  • Santa's Village of the Damned

    Quando Alan namora uma instrutora de cozinha, ele e Charlie engordam. Mas, mesmo quando fica claro que Sandy é mentalmente instável, Charlie se recusa à permitir que Alan termine com ela.

  • Der vergessene Sohn

    Da Judith Urlaub auf Hawaii macht, hat Alan seinen Sohn für eine ganze Woche bei sich im Strandhaus. Doch er merkt bald, dass es gar nicht so leicht ist, Jake rechtzeitig zur Schule und zu seinen anderen Terminen zu bringen.

  • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Charlie encontra-se em uma posição comprometedora depois de ficar bêbado e passar a noite com sua perseguidora, Rose, comemorando seu aniversário dela. Ele acaba sendo confrontado pelo pai de Rose.

  • Der Todestoast

    Charlie hat einen Toast nach Alan geworfen und ihn am Auge verletzt. Auf dem Rückweg vom Augenarzt treffen die beiden auf Charlies Ex-Freundin Sherri. Alan ist von ihr begeistert und schafft es tatsächlich, Sherri anzusprechen.

  • Kein Truthahnhals für Oma

    Jake präsentiert zu Hause stolz die Eins, die er auf einen Test erhalten hat. Doch seine Oma Evelyn schafft es durch ihre Kommentare, dass er sich trotzdem schlecht fühlt.

  • That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie se apaixona por uma professora de balé e convence Jake à fazer aulas com ela, mas o plano é ameaçado quando Jake fica apaixonado pela professora.

  • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Alan e Charlie brigam quando Berta se muda para a casa de praia; Alan decide encontrar seu próprio apartamento.

  • Ich kann gut mit Babys

    Charlie flüchtet von einem misslungenen Date und geht in einen Coffee Shop, wo er auf seine Ex-Freundin Lisa trifft - die einzige Frau, mit der er sich jemals eine Ehe hätte vorstellen können.

  • Alles einsteigen

    Alan holt sich rat bei Charlie: Er hat Bedenken, was die Beziehung mit seiner Judith angeht. Jake unterbricht ein Gespräch zwischen Charlie und Alan. Daraufhin gibt Charlie vor, dass sie über eine mögliche Militärschule für Jake beraten hätten.

  • We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Charlie responde inapropriadamente a uma declaração de amor e Rose diz que sua incapacidade de manter um relacionamento mais longo se deve a questões não resolvidas com sua mãe.

  • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Alan hesita em deixar Jake passar a noite com Evelyn até que se vê festejando com Charlie e um time de belas jogadoras de vôlei.

  • Geh' von meinen Haaren runter

    Als ein Erdbeben in Judiths Haus einen Wasserrohrbruch verursacht, bietet Alan ihr an, während der Reparaturarbeiten bei ihm und Charlie zu wohnen. Charlie ist von dieser Idee wenig begeistert.

  • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Alan é chamado pelo diretor da escola para explicar sobre um desenho que Jake fez de seu colega e pede a Charlie para cuidar do garoto.

  • Der Lachs unter meiner Bluse

    Jake muss für die Schule einen Aufsatz über 'Der Herr der Fliegen' schreiben. Da er dazu keine Lust hat, leistet er lieber Charlie Gesellschaft, der den Titelsong zu einer neuen Zeichentrickserie schreiben soll.

  • Hi, Mr. Horned One

    Charlie gosta de namorar Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), um mulher selvagem e sexualmente liberal, até que ela ameaça amaldiçoar sua masculinidade.

  • Der Busch bin ich

    Charlie ist erstaunt, als ihm eine Frau in einer Bar eine klare Abfuhr erteilt. Noch mehr wundert ihn allerdings, dass plötzlich viele ihm total unbekannte Frauen pikante Details aus seinem Privatleben kennen.

  • Gumby With a Pokey

    Mientras Alan y Jake se encuentran de viaje; Charlie es visitado por los fantasmas de sus ex-novias.

  • Ich mach bei Hochzeiten immer das Gleiche

    Alan will dafür sorgen, dass die Hochzeit von Judith glatt läuft. Sobald die dem Bräutigam das Ja-Wort gibt, muss er keinen Unterhalt mehr zahlen. Unterdessen hat Charlie eine Affäre mit Myra, Judiths Schwägerin.

  • Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie dorme com uma mulher linda e jovem, sem perceber que ela é casada com um homem idoso. Na escola, Jake lê uma redação para sua classe sobre o seu fim de semana, e recorda um velho entrando na sua casa à procura de sua esposa.

  • This Is Not Gonna End Well

    La Licencia de Charlie es suspendida; Alan planea ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Chelsea.

  • Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie descobre que Alan teve um caso recente com ex-esposa, Judith. Charlie faz tudo em seu poder - inclusive tenta distrair Alan com mulheres bonitas para manter os dois separados.

  • Der böse Alan

    Evelyn beschuldigt ihren Sohn Alan, er habe als Kind in einem Spielzeuggeschäft Knetmasse gestohlen. Alan weist den Vorwurf entschieden zurück, obwohl der Kaufhausdetektiv die heiße Ware damals in Alans Tasche fand.

  • I Called Him Magoo

    Alan desea tener una noche íntima en un hotel con su nueva novia.

  • The Soil Is Moist

    Alan namora com uma amiga de sua ex-esposa, que revela um segredo sobre a vida sexual de Judith. Ator convidado recorrente Ryan Stiles, aparece como Herb, o segundo marido de Judith.

  • Ich muss früh raus

    Während Alan vergeblich versucht, seinem Sohn Jake mehr Disziplin bei der Erledigung seiner Hausaufgaben zu vermitteln, gerät Charlie an eine Frau, die ihn total verunsichert.

  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    El nuevo amigo de Jake es mala influencia, pero Alan esta interesado en su atractiva madre.

  • Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan teme que o estilo mulherengo de Charlie esteja fora de controle. Atriz convidada Jane Lynch aparece como Dra. Freeman, a terapeuta de Charlie e a estrela Emmanuelle Vaugier, aparece como Mia, a ex-noiva de Charlie.

  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie sale con la mejor amiga de Chelsea, creando problemas cuando ésta quiera volver con él.

  • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Após aceitar um empréstimo de Evelyn, Alan enfrenta problemas para sair com ela, a nova namorada e sua filha.

  • I Found Your Mustache

    Charlie y Chelsea tienen una aventura de una noche tras su separación.

  • It Was Mame, Mom

    Quando um publicista homossexual convida Charlie para uma festa, ele pede para Alan que o acompanhe como seu parceiro.

  • Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie regresa con una esposa nueva después de huir a Las Vegas.

  • Ich hätte einen Affen nehmen sollen

    Charlie leiht sich von Alan 38 Dollar, um nicht an den Geldautomaten zu müssen. Er verspricht, das Geld am Tag darauf zurückzugeben. Als Alan am nächsten Morgen die Rückzahlung der Schulden einfordert, verweigert ihm Charlie dies.

  • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

    Charlie evita os conselhos médicos de Alan, para poder visitar uma médica atraente, depois que ele machucou suas costas durante um momento íntimo.

  • Aye, Aye, Captain

    La relación de Charlie con Chelsea se ve amenazada por los celos de él.

  • Rührei

    Alan kann sich am Wochenende nicht um Jake kümmern, da er sich abwechselnd mit zwei Frauen trifft. Um sein Gewissen zu erleichtern, besticht er Jake mit 20 Dollar. Alan gelingt es jedoch nicht, Charlie ebenso leicht abzufertigen.

  • Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Enquanto está tentando ajudar Jake depois que ele terminou com a namorada, Alan descobre que foi Charlie quem roubou sua namorada de escola. Alan procura vingança contra Charlie, seguindo o mesmo conselho que Charlie deu para Jake.

  • Crude and Uncalled For

    Una pelea en un bar envía a Alan a la cárcel; Charlie se preocupa de que Chelsea esté interesada en el abogado encargado del caso de Alan.

  • Tight's Good

    Charlie tenta resistir à atração que sente pela sua futura meia-irmã (Jenny McCarthy).

  • Ich arbeite für Caligula

    Nachdem Alan ausgezogen ist kehrt Charlie zu seinem alten Lebensstil zurück. Alan und seine neue Freundin Kandi haben in Las Vegas den Jackpot gewonnen.

  • Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie se somete a una colonoscopia para evitar un viaje para ver a los intolerables padres de Chelsea, pero los descubre en su sala cuando él regresa a casa.

  • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie faz sucesso como cantor de músicas infantis, o que aborrece Alan.

  • Wer ist Wod Katitten?

    Charlie aht die Hochzeit mit Mia abgesagt und fühlt sich deswegen mies. Unterdessen versucht sich Alan bei ihm einzuschleimen, da er immerhin verantwortlich für die Absage war.

  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake escribe canciones de amor para cortejar a su ex-novia; Herb y Alan esconden su amistad secreta a Judith.

  • Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie oferece conselhos a Alan sobre como romper uma relação com uma mulher, depois de ver que ele não está muito feliz no seu relacionamento.

  • Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie entrena a Jake en el arte de la infidelidad mientras su novia sale por la Navidad.

  • If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie se sente atraído por uma mulher que escreve livros de auto-ajuda; Jake e Alan brigam por causa de uma tarefa escolar.

  • Der Jingle-Mufti

    Charlies jingle wurde zum besten Werbejingle nominiert und er geht mit zur Preisverleihung. Außerdem will er Rose unbedingt los werden, indem er sie dazu bringt, ihrem Freund ihre Liebe zu gestehen. Doch sie wollte Charlie nur eifersüchtig machen.

  • That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Charlie descubre que Chelsea no ha sido completamente honesta sobre sus finanzas.

  • Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie tenta resistir à tentação quando conhece a filha da mulher com quem está saindo e descobre que a conheceu antes.

  • Nieren wachsen schneller nach

    Alan steht noch immer im Bann seiner neuen Freundin Kandi. Sie ist zwar ziemlich naiv und auch nicht sehr intelligent, aber er ist einfach sehr froh, nach seiner langen Frauen-Durststrecke eine Freundin gefunden zu haben.

  • She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Charlie se apresura a sacar a una mujer medio desnuda de su recámara antes de que llegue Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor).

  • Zwei Hochzeiten und ein Lachanfall

    Charlie verkündet, dass er Mia heiraten wird. Doch Alan und der Rest sind skeptisch. Rose, Charlies Stalkerin, versucht alles um die Hochzeit zu verhindern.

  • I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Quando Charlie e Alan se irritam com suas discussões, Rose tenta ajudar os irmãos a resolver os desentendimentos.

  • David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Convencida de que Alan no es apreciado por su familia, Melissa le pide que viva con ella y con su madre.

  • Das Wunschkind

    Charlie trifft zufällig seine Ex-Freundin Chrissy, die er das letzte mal vor neun Jahren sah. Sie hat mittlerweile einen 8-Jährigen Sohn, der genauso aussieht wie er. Nun macht sich Charlie ernsthafte Sorgen, dass ihr Sohn Chuck sein Sohn ist.

  • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Charlie e Alan discutem a situação de Alan na casa e Alan e Jake acabam se mudando para a casa de Evelyn.

  • I Think You Offended Don

    Judith está esperando una niña y Alan está convencido de que él es el padre; Jake está de muy buen humor y Charlie cree saber por qué.

  • Meine Zunge ist aus Fleisch

    Mia hat sich fest vorgenommen, aus Charlie einen besseren Menschen zu machen. Er soll von nun an mehr Sport machen und auf Alkohol, Tabak, fettiges Essen und Sportwetten verzichten. Charlie macht Mia einen vor.

  • A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Evelyn lê no obituário do jornal que seu segundo marido, Harry, morreu. Ela participa do funeral com Alan e fica furiosa ao descobrir que Harry e Alan tiveram contato após seu divórcio.

  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Charlie descubre que no ha estado satisfaciendo a Chelsea; Alan intenta curar su caída de cabello sin gastar mucho dinero.

  • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose volta da Inglaterra e cuida de Charlie doente de uma maneira muito estranha.

  • Meine Nichte sitzt im Knast

    Charlie stellt überrascht fest, dass Kandi schon seit drei Wochen im Zimmer seines Bruders wohnt. Da Kandi jedoch Alans Bett in der ganzen Zeit kaum verlassen hat, konnte Alan den zusätzlichen Untermieter eine Weile verheimlichen.

  • For the Sake of the Child

    Jake rechaza quedarse con Charlie y Alan después de que ellos lo avergüenzan en público.

  • Was ist ein Quickie?

    Jake bekommt mit wie Alan und seine neue Freundin Kandi sich für eine heiße Nummer verabreden. Nun ist Jake neugierig und Alan ist gefragt ihm zu erklären was ein Quickie ist.

  • A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

    Alan quer se encontrar com uma atraente ex-namorada (Jeri Ryan) de Charlie, mas fica imaginando ela e seus irmão juntos.

  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea intenta ayudara a su hermosa compañera de cuarto para que supere un rompimiento romántico.

  • Wo ist der blöde Hund?

    Alan bittet Judith ihm die Nummer von ihrem Scheidungsanwalt zu geben, um ihm bei dem Sorgerechtsstreit um den Hund, Chester, zu helfen. Doch Sie hat die Nummer bereits an Kandi weitergegeben.

  • The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Após uma noite de bebedeira em Las Vegas, Charlie vai ao jogo de futebol de Jake e marca pontos com as mães solteiras.

  • Untainted by Filth

    Charlie y Alan despiertan juntos en una cama con una mujer desconocida.

  • Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Charlie tenta distrair Alan de seu próximo procedimento médico com planos de uma viagem para Las Vegas.

  • Give Me Your Thumb

    Alan sugiere que Chelsea se opere para reducir el tamaño de su pecho y Charlie lo corre.

  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie encontra um jeito de manter divertido, o filho de 4 anos de sua namorada; Enquanto isso, Alan se torna uma indivíduo de teste.

  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan acepta trabajar para Evelyn; Charlie debe componer la inestable relación de Chelsea y Jake.

  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    A namorada de Charlie não gosta de ser vista com ele em público; Jake sai de casa escondido para ir a um show.

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Alan cuida al bebé de Judith y a su madre ebria; Jake usa una fotografía incriminatoria para chantajear a Charlie.

  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Evelyn fica triste após romper seu novo relacionamento, Charlie e Alan pedem ajuda para Jake animá-la; Charlie ensina Jake a escutar chamadas telefônicas de mulheres.

  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    La casa de Charlie se llena de mujeres cuando Chelsea lo convence para que se mude la novia de Alan.

  • City of Great Racks

    Apesar de Charlie estar mais próximo de Linda, ele vê o rosto de Rose em todos os lugares.

  • Ein gewisses Ziehen

    Charlie sieht, dass sich sein Bruder Alan in einer Lebenskrise befindet. Er will ihn ablenken, doch Alan hat einen Nervenzusammenbruch nach dem anderen und treibt Charlie damit in den Wahnsinn.

  • 818-jklpuzo

    Charlie debe decidir entre su prometida, Chelsea, y su ex-novia, Mia.

  • Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

    Judith deixa Jake com Alan e Charlie enquanto passa uma semana no Havaí. Os irmãos percebem que cuidar do garoto todos os dias é muito diferente do que apenas nos fins de semana.

  • Santas Dorf der Verdammten

    Endlich hat Alan seine Traumfrau gefunden: Sandy kocht gut, ist ordentlich, macht die Wäsche und sieht fantastisch aus. Aber als sich Weihnachten nähert, kommen den Brüdern Zweifel an ihrem Verstand.

  • Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

    Cuando Chelsea y Alan se hacen mejores amigos, Charlie intenta sacar ventaja de la situación.

  • Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Quando a casa de Judith é danificada por um terremoto, Alan a convida para ficar com ele na casa de Charlie.

  • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Alan descubre que no hay mucho espacio para él en la casa cuando Charlie le permite a Chelsea mudarse al lugar.

  • Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie encontra-se com uma ex-namorada (Denise Richards) e fica feliz ao descobrir que seu casamento acabou.

  • Thank God for Scoliosis

    Charlie y Jake luchan por el afecto de una camarera, mientras Alan lucha con la tensión sexual con su recepcionista.

  • Selbsterniedrigung ist ein visuelles Medium

    Eigentlich dachte Charlie bei Mia endlich am Ziel zu sein. Doch sie möchte es langsam angehen und zunächst eine rein platonische Beziehung führen, um einander besser kennenzulernen.

  • Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

    Evelyn toma medidas drásticas para fazer parte da vida de seus filhos.

  • Pinocchio's Mouth

    Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

  • Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie se comporta estranhamente depois de uma noite com sua mãe; amiga de Alan (Janeane Garofalo) reage de forma estranha depois do sexo.

  • Plötzlich ein greller Blitz

    Während Alan seiner neuen Arbeit nachgeht, trifft er zufällig Mia, die Charlie einst beinahe an den Traualtar geführt hätte. Als Charlie erfährt, dass Mia sich inzwischen von ihrem Mann getrennt hat, ist sein Interesse geweckt.

  • Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Alan intenta escapar de Judith mientras Charlie y Herb están merodeando.

  • Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie se surpreende quando Jake encontra um site na internet dedicado a suas habilidades com as mulheres.

  • The Devil's Lube

    Cuando muere uno de los antiguos compañeros criminales de Charlie, él reevalúa su peligroso estilo de vida.

  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie e Alan tentam preparar Jake para seu primeiro dia na escola secundária.

  • It's Always Nazi Week

    Cuando Judith patea a Herb, Alan llega para golpearlo.

  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Alan ajuda Charlie a trazer de volta a empregada doméstica; em troca, pede para ele convencer Jake a jantar com sua mãe.

  • A Jock Strap in Hell

    Los chicos coinciden con una ex-maestra (Alicia Witt) de Jake que se convirtió en bailarina exótica luego de un romance con Charlie; Charlie le da un cuarto y un empleo para ayudarla, pero las cosas se salen de control.

  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Alan e Jake mudam-se para a casa de praia de Charlie; Jake fica doente e insiste para que a mãe cuide dele na casa do tio; Charlie e Alan bebem e concluem que a raiz de seus problemas é a mãe controladora; os irmãos visitam Evelyn no meio da noite.

  • The Mooch at the Boo

    Charlie es dejado para cubrir cuando Jake desaparece con la hija del vecino; Alan consigue una cita con una chica muy guapa, gracias en parte al carro de Charlie.

  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie permite que Alan organize encontro com uma mulher de sua idade.

  • Baseball Was Better With Steroids

    Cuando Charlie descubre que Mia ha regresado él empieza a dudar de su relación con Chelsea; Judith tiene que ir al hospital.

  • A Lungful of Alan

    Uma ex-colega (Paget Brewster) de escola de Alan retorna muito mais atraente e os dois irmãos competem por sua atenção.

  • The Flavin' and the Mavin

    Alan espera un desastre cuando Charlie coquetea con la dulce recepcionista del primero.

  • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie e Alan contratam a irmã (Camryn Manheim) de Berta para trabalhar na festa de sua mãe, Evelyn.

  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Charlie intenta cocinar, Alan intenta salir con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo, y Jake prueba cervezas.

  • Her mit Mamis BH

    Jake ist vom neuen Freund seiner Mutter sehr beeindruckt und spricht nur in den höchsten Tönen von ihm. Alan fürchtet, sein Sohn könne sich von ihm abwenden und versucht, mit dem Nebenbuhler mitzuhalten. Charlies Mutter borgt sich sein Auto aus.

  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie não sabe como disciplinar Jake por atrair um bando de gaivotas para seu quarto; Judith surpreende Alan quando ele vai para casa consertar o sistema de irrigação.

  • Pie Hole, Herb

    Alan cruza una línea cuando intenta recuperar un dinero que le prestó a Charlie.

  • Haben wir eine Trittleiter?

    Nach seiner langweiligen Ehe mit Judith, lernt Alan eine Frau kennen, mit der er einfach ein bisschen Spaß haben kann. Alan kommt auf den Geschmack von Charlies Sexleben.

  • Pilot

    A vida de Charlie fica de cabeça para baixo quando seu irmão e sobrinho mudam-se para sua casa; no supermercado, Charlie descobre que pode usar seu sobrinho de dez anos de idade para atrair mulheres.

  • Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    Charlie descubre que una de sus ex-novias tiene un hijo que se parece mucho a él.

  • Ist das meine Hose?

    Charlie begleitet Alan zu seiner Ex-Frau Judith. Als sie klingeln, steht plötzlich Dr. Melnick, der Kinderarzt seines Sohnes Jake, im Bademantel in der Tür. Alan muss im Falle von Judiths Wiederverheiratung keine Alimente mehr für Jake zahlen.

  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Alan aceita mudar sua aparência após encontrar-se com a ex-esposa e seu novo namorado; os irmãos fazem compras e discordam do que devem adquirir.

  • Above Exalted Cyclops

    La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.

  • Weiche von mir, Mary Poppins

    Charlie hat seine coolen Kumpels Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Bobby Cooper und Harry Dean Stanton zu Zigarren und Whisky eingeladen. Seinen Bruder Alan bittet er allerdings, der Runde fern zu bleiben.

  • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Judith se preocupa quando Jake desenha, para um trabalho escolar, as nádegas tatuadas de uma amiga surfista de Charlie.

  • He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    Cuando Evelyn ofrece pagar par la educación universitaria de Jake, Alan se pregunta si tiene que seguir trabajando.

  • Ich bin eine Aztekenpriesterin

    Alan und Charlie wird klar, dass sie von Jake keinen Respekt verlangen können, wenn sie nicht mit gutem Beispiel vorangehen. Daher beschließen sie, ihre Mutter Evelyn von nun an netter zu behandeln.

  • Merry Thanksgiving

    Na tentativa de provar suas boas intenções, Charlie convida Lisa para o jantar do Dia de Ação de Graças. Ele diz que pode ser um marido melhor do que o noivo dela; os pais de Judith são simpáticos com Alan, mas passam a hostilizar a própria filha.

  • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    Evelyn finalmente conoce a Charlie y Chelsea.

  • Ich bin ein Schmetterling

    Jake hat seiner Lehrerin Miss Pasternak den Finger gezeigt. Nun läuft er Gefahr, aus der Schule geworfen zu werden. Charlie versucht Schadensbegrenzung zu betreiben und bietet seinen ganzen Charme bei Miss Pasternak auf.

  • Phase One, Complete

    Evelyn e Jake ficam amigos de uma mulher que saiu apenas por uma noite com Charlie, fazendo com que ela fique na casa dele mais tempo do que o esperado.

  • The Two Finger Rule

    Chelsea descubre fotos de una mujer desnuda en el teléfono de Charlie.

  • Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    Charlie descobre que os colegas de Jake conhecem as letras de suas músicas e inspira-se para fazer um musical surpreendente.

  • My Son's Enormous Head

    Charlie lucha contra el impulso aplastante de huir cuando Chelsea se enferma y él es forzado a cuidar de ella.

  • 818-jklpuzo

    Charlie tem que escolher entre a noiva, Chelsea, e sua ex-namorada, Mia.

  • The Ocu or the Pado?

    La vida de un soltero da un giro total cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él. La información del episodio se anunciará.

  • Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan sente o gostinho da vida sexual de Charlie ao conhecer uma moça que realiza todas as suas fantasias.

  • I'd Like to Start With the Cat

    La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.

  • Back Off Mary Poppins

    Alan descobre que Charlie faz parte de um grupo exclusivo de homens e pede a seu irmão para fazer parte da turma.

  • Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie intenta resistirse a la tentación cuando conoce a la hija de la mujer con la que sale y descubre que ya se habían encontrado antes.

  • A Bag Full of Jawea

    Charlie tenta evitar que Jake seja suspenso da escola namorando a professora, mas os resultados não são bons.

  • If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie descubre que siente atracción por una mujer mayor que escribe libros de autoayuda; Jake y Alan pelean por una tarea escolar.

  • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Judith começa a namorar o pediatra de Jake e Alan fica triste, mas Charlie comenta que se ela casar-se de novo, ele não precisará pagar mais sua pensão alimentícia.

  • Bad News From the Clinic

    Charlie conhece a mulher de sua vida e apaixona-se ao descobrir que ela o supera em seus jogos de manipulação.

  • Mr. Pinky und Mr. Pipi

    Alan versucht seinem Sohn Jake den richtigen Umgang mit Mädchen zu erklären. So bittet er Jake, Cremetörtchen nur von Mitschülerinnen anzunehmen, die er auch wirklich gern hat. Doch für Jake ist die Versuchung eines Cremetörtchens einfach zu stark.

  • Go Get Mommy's Bra

    A mãe de Charlie, Evelyn, pede sua Mercedes emprestada para tentar impressionar um príncipe que quer comprar uma propriedade.

  • Mittelschul-Mysterien

    Walden stellt frustriert fest, dass er noch keines der Ziele erreicht hat, die er sich als Jugendlicher gesetzt hatte. Um das zu ändern, begibt er sich zunächst auf die Suche nach einer Frau, und zwar mit Hilfe einer Agentur - mit fatalen Folgen.

  • Fish in a Drawer

    Un equipo CSI investiga una muerte misteriosa en la casa de Charlie.

  • The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Alan nega ter roubado um brinquedo em sua infância e teme ter um lado obscuro, até Charlie admitir que ele cometeu o furto.

  • Neun Uhr vier von Pemberton

    Walden und Alan geraten über einen kaputten Toaster in einen so schlimmen Streit, dass Alan sofort auszieht. Doch das Finden einer neuen Unterkunft gestaltet sich schwieriger, als gedacht, und stellt Alan vor gänzlich unerwartete Herausforderungen.

  • Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan planea la boda de Evelyn; Charlie busca a su futura hermanastra.

  • Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Apesar dos conselhos de Alan, Charlie apaixona-se por uma mulher aparentemente maluca, chamada Frankie.

  • Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan teme que la actitud de mujeriego de Charlie se salga de control.

  • Ich kann ihren Skrupel sehen

    Als Charlie eines Morgens aufwacht, liegt Rose neben ihm. Sie ist die Nachbarin, die sich sehr hart an ihm gerächt hatte, als er sie schon einmal nach einer gemeinsamen Nacht hatte abblitzen lassen.

  • Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Charlie leva o irmão doente para um encontro e tenta combater seus sintomas de gripe com um banho de vapor.

  • Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie va con Jake a una doble cita y reúne a Alan con una prostituta.

  • Oh Gehörnter!

    Diesmal hat Charlie bei der Partnerwahl offenbar kein glückliches Händchen gehabt. Denn seine neue Freundin Isabella entpuppt sich nach und nach als überzeugte Satanistin, die gern diverse Rituale an ihren Mitmenschen testet.

  • I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Alan chama a atenção de Charlie por ensinar Jake a jogar por dinheiro; Charlie dá uma gorjeta alta para Ted, o entregador de pizza; quando o cartão de crédito é recusado no supermercado, Charlie finalmente entende que está gastando além dos limite

  • Tragen Schafe Lippenstift?

    Alan und Walden wollen Herb über seinen Liebeskummer und seine Einsamkeit hinweghelfen und zeigen ihm, wie man richtig feiert. Doch der Schuss geht nach hinten los, denn Herb scheint vom Feiern gar nicht mehr genug zu bekommen.

  • I'd Like to Start With the Cat

    Charlie faz terapia de casal com sua namorada Chelsea.

  • The Soil Is Moist

    La cita de Alan, quien resulta ser una amiga de su ex, revela un secreto sobre la vida sexual de Judith.

  • Thank God for Scoliosis

    Charlie e Jake brigam pela atenção de uma garçonete; Alan tenta controlar a atração que sente por sua recepcionista.

  • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose vuelve de Inglaterra y cuida de Charlie enfermo de una manera muy extraña.

  • He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    Quando Evelyn se oferece para pagar a faculdade de Jake, Alan se pergunta se precisará continuar trabalhando.

  • Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie ofrece consejos a Alan sobre cómo romper su relación con una mujer.

  • The Mooch at the Boo

    Jake desaparece com a filha do vizinho; Alan consegue um encontro com uma mulher muito bonita graças ao carro de Charlie.

  • Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan busca vengarse cuando descubre que Charlie le robó a su novia de la preparatoria.

  • Pinocchio's Mouth

    A nova namorada de Charlie, Chelsea, pede a ele para passar a noite na casa dela, enquanto Alan tenta aplicar a punição de Jake.

  • Tight's Good

    Charlie intenta resistirse a la atracción que siente por su futura hermanastra (Jenny McCarthy).

  • It's Always Nazi Week

    Alan tem que tomar conta de Jake porque o casamento de Judith e Herb está em crise; Herb quer a curtir a vida de solteiro com Charlie, mas acaba atrapalhando as chances do irmão se dar bem; Alan vai consolar Judith e os dois acabam dormindo juntos.

  • A Jock Strap in Hell

    A ex-professora de Jake agora é uma stripper. Charlie lhe arranja moradia e trabalho, mas a situação foge ao controle.

  • The Flavin' and the Mavin

    Alan prevê um desastre quando Charlie tenta conquistar sua recepcionista.

  • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie tiene éxito como cantante estrella infantil provocando que Alan se sienta miserable.

  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Charlie tenta cozinhar, Alan tenta sair com duas mulheres ao mesmo tempo e Jake prova cerveja.

  • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Charlie y Alan discuten sobre el lugar de Alan en la casa, provocando que Alan y Jake se mudan con Evelyn.

  • Pie Hole, Herb

    Alan ultrapassa os limites quando tenta recuperar um dinheiro que emprestou para Charlie.

  • Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    Charlie descobre que uma de suas ex-namoradas tem um filho que se parece muito com ele.

  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    A la novia de Charlie no le gusta ser vista con él en público; Jake se escapa sigilosamente para ir a un concierto.

  • Arm aber schön

    Lyndsey stellt Alan vor ein Ultimatum: Ehe oder Trennung. Da Alan sich spontan nicht entscheiden kann, trennt sie sich von ihm. Als er zufällig dem alten Sid Olsen begegnet, überdenkt er die Sache noch einmal. Walden lernt Shari kennen.

  • Baseball Was Better With Steroids

    Charlie descobre que Mia retornou e questiona sua relação com Chelsea; Judith tem que ir para o hospital.

  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie tiene que entretener al hijo de 4 años de su novia; Alan se convierte en un conejillo de indias humano.

  • Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

    Quando Chelsea e Alan se tornam amigos, Charlie tenta se aproveitar da situação.

  • Teddy ist unser Daddy

    Evelyn hat wieder einen neuen Freund namens Teddy. Alan und Charlie trauen ihm nicht so ganz, jedoch umwirbt er die beiden Brüder nach allen Regeln der Kunst.

  • City of Great Racks

    Aunque Charlie se está acercando más a Linda, el empieza a ver el rostro de Rose por dondequiera que mira.

  • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Alan descobre que não tem muito espaço para ele na casa quando Charlie permite que Chelsea se mude com eles.

  • Above Exalted Cyclops

    Chelsea organiza um encontro às cegas para Alan e sua nova amiga Rose.

  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie permite que Alan le prepare una cita con una mujer de su edad.

  • The Two Finger Rule

    Chelsea descobre fotos nuas de outra mulher no telephone de Charlie a faz contar sobre sua troca de experiências sexuais durante uma noite de bebedeira com Alan, Herb e Jerome.

  • Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie se comporta de forma extraña después de una noche con su madre; la pareja (Janeane Garofalo) de Alan reacciona de forma extraña después de hacer el amor.

  • My Son's Enormous Head

    Quando Chelsea fica doente e Charlie tem que cuidar dela, ele também luta contra o desejo irresistível de fugir.

  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie y Alan intentan preparar a Jake para su primer día en la secundaria.

  • My Damn Stalker

    Charlie debe enfrentar sus sentimientos cuando Rose anuncia que se muda a Londres; Alan actualiza su perfil en Internet, sólo para terminar con una conocida (Allison Janney).

  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie perde uma namorada para um homem mais jovem (convidado especial Enrique Iglesias) que trabalha em sua casa.

  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Cuando Jake le dice a Charlie y a Alan que escuchó a su madre, Judith, teniendo sexo con su novio, Herb, acciona la memoria reprimida de Charlie.

  • Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie e Alan precisam confrontar suas 'questões paternas' quando o novo namorado de Evelyn (Robert Wagner) os convida para uma viagem a Las Vegas em seu jatinho particular.

  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Jake tem uma surpresa quando vai à pista de corrida de cavalos com Charlie; Alan visita o Departamento de Veículos Automotores.

  • Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta descubre que Alan ha estado saliendo con su hija (Sara Rue).

  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    A amizade de Alan com um pai homossexual solteiro faz com que ele e Charlie reavaliem sua identidade sexual.

  • Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie organiza una fiesta que no deseaba realizar; Evelyn intenta evitar que Charlie se quede dormido en la fiesta.

  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan prepara-se para o casamento de Judith; Charlie continua seu romance com a irmã de Herb.

  • Vergiss Fernando

    Als das Terrassengeländer zusammenbricht, engagiert Alan den jungen Fernando, der ein Top-Handwerker ist. Die Frauen um Charlie sehen in dem gutaussehenden Fernando jedoch noch weit mehr.

  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Charlie y Alan tienen una doble cita, dejando a Jake solo en casa por primera vez.

  • Ein hübsches Kind

    Walden verspricht einem alten Freund, dessen Tochter vorübergehend bei sich aufzunehmen, bereut seine Hilfsbereitschaft aber bald. Die junge Dame bringt nämlich eine ganze Menge Unruhe in das Leben von Walden und Jake, und Probleme bleiben nicht aus.

  • It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Ao perceber que a infância de Jake está terminando, Alan tenta se aproximar do filho; Kandi começa uma nova carreira.

  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Charlie ayuda a Berta a enfrentar al hombre que embarazó a su hija (Sara Rue); Alan satisface un fetiche secreto.

  • Hinterlistig und verschlagen

    Als Walden Zoey gemeinsam mit ihrem neuen Freund in einem Restaurant sieht, wird er erneut todunglücklich. Um ihn aufzumuntern, verschafft Lyndsey ihm Dates mit einigen ihrer Freundinnen, mit unvorhergesehenen und unbeabsichtigten Konsequenzen.

  • I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Logo após Evelyn dizer para Charlie e Alan como se sente em estar no funeral da amiga e com poucas pessoas, os moços dividem seu sentimentos já que provavelmente seria o caso do funeral dela.

  • Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie no se da cuenta que su última novia es una versión más joven de su madre.

  • Wer hat in meinen Busch gepinkelt?

    Nachdem Alan sich mit Lyndsey gestritten hat, verbringt sie den Abend lieber mit ihrem Gynäkologen. Überraschend trifft Alan kurze Zeit später auf Herb, den Mann seiner Ex-Frau Judith, der gerade von ihr verlassen wurde.

  • That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Charlie se arrepende depois que apresenta a nova vizinha (convidada especial Brooke Shields) para Alan.

  • Ein-Ei-Johnson

    Walden glaubt, dass die Frauen nur hinter seinem Geld her sind und wagt ein Experiment: Er tauscht mit Alan die Rollen, nennt sich Sam Wilson und kauft billige Klamotten. Doch dann lernt er Kate kennen, die sich in ihn verliebt.

  • Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Charles está inseguro com sua idade e uma mulher (Morgan Fairchild) mais madura o ajuda a recuperar sua confiança.

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertiliy

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Die Paparazzi-Falle

    Alan kann es kaum glauben, als sich seine Ex-Frau mit ihm auf einen Kaffee treffen will. Er ist etwas verwundert, doch schon bald stellt sich heraus, dass sie es dank seiner Fertigkeiten doch nochmals mit ihm versuchen möchte.

  • My Damn Stalker

    Charlie precisa encarar seus sentimentos quando Rose diz que está se mudando para Londres; Alan mente em seu perfil de encontros on-line.

  • Who's Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie le dice a Alan la verdad acerca de su separación de Mia; un vecino (Steven Tyler) famoso provoca problemas.

  • Ich bin wie Reizhusten

    Walden plant eine große Überraschung für Zoeys Geburtstag: Er will ihr einen Heiratsantrag machen und scheut dafür weder Kosten noch Mühen. Zoeys Reaktion wirft ihn jedoch aus so der Bahn, dass er dem weiblichen Geschlecht ganz abschwören will.

  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Quando Jake diz para Charlie e Alan que escuta Judith e Herb (Ryan Stiles) namorando, a memória reprimida de Charlie é atiçada.

  • Working for Caligula

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

  • Das Leben ist kein Musical

    Waldens neue Freundin Kate ist in New York, um dort ihre Entwürfe zu präsentieren. Als Alan seinen Freund besucht, trifft ihn fast der Schlag: Walden ist völlig verwahrlost und macht sich Vorwürfe, Kate seine wahre Identität verschwiegen zu haben.

  • Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Quando Berta descobre que Alan está saindo secretamente com sua filha Naomi, Alan se prepara para problemas, mas a reação de Berta é surpreendentemente muito pior do que Alan pudesse imaginar.

  • Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie y Alan deben enfrentar sus 'asuntos de papi' cuando el nuevo novio de Evelyn los invita a Las Vegas.

  • Der Baumverkäufer

    Walden bereitet sich als Sam Wilson mit seiner neuen Freundin Kate auf Weihnachten vor. Da er vorgibt, arm zu sein, ist er gezwungen, sich einen Job zu suchen, damit seine Lüge nicht auffliegt. Alan indes ist an Weihnachten fast allein.

  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie pierde una mujer por culpa de un joven (Enrique Iglesias) apuesto y servicial que trabaja en su casa.

  • Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie se vê organizando uma ceia de Natal indesejada e não planejada; Evelyn tenta impedir que Charlie se envolva com alguém da festa.

  • Der Trauer-Dreier

    Alan und Lyndsey wollen ihr Sexleben aufpeppen und beschließen, etwas Neues zu probieren. Lyndsey möchte Walden mit ins Bett einladen, welcher erfreut zustimmt - bis er an seine Ex-Freundin Zoey denkt und vor Trauer abbrechen muss.

  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Jake tiene un beneficio inesperado en la pista con Charlie; Alan visita el Departamento de Automóviles.

  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Charlie tem que escolher entre sua namorada e sua empregada; Alan quer vender o condomínio de Kandi, mas o sexo o atrapalha.

  • Frettchen, fass!

    Trotz Alans Warnungen lädt Walden Rose ein, zu ihm zu ziehen. Als er kurze Zeit später Zoey trifft, die es noch einmal mit ihm versuchen will, ist Walden überglücklich. Doch leider bedenkt er dabei nicht, dass Rose schon bei ihm eingezogen ist.

  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    La amistad de Alan con un papá soltero homosexual incita tanto Alan como Charlie a reconsiderar sus identidades sexuales.

  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Alan e Charlie saem juntos com suas garotas e Charlie fica irado com a atitude de Alan de sempre pedir dinheiro emprestado e dizer que a próxima conta será sua; Jake fica sozinho em casa pela primeira vez.

  • Her mit deiner Hose

    Zoeys Tochter Ava vermisst Walden und lädt ihn daher zu ihrer Geburtstagparty ein. Walden leidet jedoch sehr unter der Trennung von Zoey und ist ausgesprochen reizbar. Ein Zwischenfall mit einem Hund führt sogar zu einem Nervenzusammenbruch.

  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan prepara a Jake para la boda de Judith; Charlie continúa su romance con la hermana de Herb.

  • Release the Dogs

    Alan aceita a sugestão de Charlie de correr na praia para curar sua insônia; Jake pede para Charlie não sair com a mãe da garota que ele gosta.

  • Die Menschenflüsterin

    Walden ist von Missis Geplapper so genervt, dass er die örtliche Bibliothek aufsucht. Dort trifft er die arbeitslose Schauspielerin Whitney. Er engagiert sie, seine Freundin zu spielen, da er von Affären die Nase voll hat.

  • Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Charlie se acerca a la hermana ingeniosa de Herb, mientras se aproxima la boda de Judith y Herb.

  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Charlie ajuda Berta a enfrentar um homem que engravidou sua filha (Sara Rue); Alan satisfaz um fetiche secreto.

  • It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Tras descubrir que la infancia de Jake casi ha terminado, Alan hace un intento de último minuto para acercarse a su hijo; Kandi inicia una nueva carrera.

  • Apologies for the Frivolity

    Apesar de Charlie não se dar bem com a mãe, uma mulher com língua superafiada, ele se sente estranhamente atraído por Lydia, uma loira muito parecida com sua mãe.

  • I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Evelyn sorprende a Charlie y Alan al decirles que ella no tendrá ningún doliente en su funeral.

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    A relação entre Herb e Jake ameaça os planos de casamento de Judith, então Alan e Charlie entram em ação.

  • Gumby With a Pokey

    Enquanto Alan e Jake estão viajando Charlie recebe uma visita dos fantasmas de suas ex-namoradas.

  • Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Una mujer (Morgan Fairchild) más madura ayuda a Charlie a reconstruir su ego después de que está inseguro por su edad.

  • This Is Not Gonna End Well

    A licença de motorista de Charlie é suspensa e Jake se torna seu motorista; Alan planeja ir à festa de aniversário de Chelsea.

  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie está convencido de haber visto a su padre fallecido al vivir una experiencia cercana a la muerte.

  • I Called Him Magoo

    Alan tenta ter uma noite íntima, em um hotel, com sua namorada; Charlie tenta uma aproximação diferente para obter a 'experiência com namorada'.

  • A Pot-Smoking Monkey

    Después de su separación, Alan quiere ganar la custodia del perro de él y Kandi.

  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    Eldridge, novo amigo de Jake, é uma má influência; Alan tem interesse na atraente mãe de Eldridge.

  • Release the Dogs

    Alan acepta la sugerencia de Charlie de ir a la playa para curar su insomnio; Jake le pide a Charlie no salir con la madre de una chica que le gusta.

  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie reata o noivado com a melhor amiga de Chelsea; Alan causa boa impressão em uma paciente.

  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Charlie debe elegir entre su novia y su ama de casa; Alan intenta vender el condominio de Kandi, pero el sexo sigue entrometiéndose.

  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie tenta surfar com o intuito de impressionar uma garota linda, mas tem um resultado desastroso. Mais tarde, depois de achar que iria morrer, ele diz para Alan, seu irmão, o que é estar entre a vida e a morte.

  • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie y Mia planean su boda a pesar de las complicaciones en ambos lados de la familia.

  • Who's Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie conta para Alan a verdade sobre seu rompimento com Mia; um vizinho famoso (Steven Tyler) causa problemas.

  • Arguments for a Quickie

    La ex-novia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) de Charlie regresa con una solicitud inesperada.

  • Working for Caligula

    Charlie tem uma casa na praia, uma mercedez na garagem e encanta as mulheres, mas seu estilo de vida é interrompido quando seu irmão e sobrinho volta a morar com ele.

  • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    As famílias de Charlie e Mia se encontram, e as coisas começam a desmoronar à medida que o casamento deles vai ficando próximo e engloba muitas mudanças e decisões para todos.

  • Just Once with Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • Arguments for the Quickie

    A ex-namorada de Charlie, Mia, está na cidade com seu grupo de dança e pede a ele para vir ao show porque ela quer algo inesperado dele.

  • And the Plot Moistens

    Alan descubre que él tiene más en común con la maestra de Jake que con Kandi; Charlie ayuda a Jake a preparar una canción para su audición para la escuela musical.

  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie duerme con la madre de Kandi, mientras Alan intenta reconciliarse con su hija; Kandi arregla una cita entre su padre y Judith.

  • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Uma garota bacana da escola convida Jake para uma festa, e Charles diz para Allan que ele tem uma oportunidade de ouro com o filho ao passar sua sabedoria sobre as mulheres.

  • I Found Your Mustache

    Charlie e Chelsea tem uma aventura de uma noite depois de sua separação.

  • Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Kandi se muda con Alan provocando muchos problemas porque Charlie tiene aventuras con varias mujeres.

  • Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie vai para Las Vegas e retorna com uma nova esposa, que não é Chelsea.

  • The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan tiene problemas financieros por pagar los recibos de su joven novia.

  • The Devil's Lube

    Quando um de seus velhos amigos morre, Charlie reavalia o estilo de vida que leva.

  • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

    Charlie boicotea un banquete de premios de publicidad, tras haber perdido varios años consecutivos contra su némesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

  • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    Charlie está desesperado para ter certeza de que Chelsea e Evelyn não farão amizade no primeiro encontro.

  • Schweinchen im Glück

    Charlie muss auf Jake aufpassen, doch statt darauf zu achten, dass er seine Hausaufgaben macht, nimmt Charlie den Jungen mit zum Pferderennen und lässt ihn sogar Wetten abschließen.

  • Ergo, the Booty Call

    Alan intenta evitar llevar a su sexy novia de 22 años a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.

  • My Tongue Is Meat

    Cuando Charlie descubre que no puede continuar con el estilo de vida saludable que Mia le impuso, él consume cigarrillos, cerveza y hamburguesas en el garaje.

  • Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Kandi volta a morar com Alan, causando tensão na casa, pois Charlie está passando por uma maré de azar com as mulheres.

  • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie planea una cita romántica con Mia con la esperanza de consumar su relación; Alan empieza a salir con la más reciente ex-novia de Charlie.

  • Crude and Uncalled For

    Uma briga de bar leva Alan para a cadeia; Charlie se preocupa se Chelsea está interessada no advogado que trata do caso de Alan.

  • Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Charlie debe enfrentar los retos de una relación que no está basada en el sexo.

  • Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Alan tenta escapar de Judith enquanto Charlie e Herb estão passeando.

  • That Special Tug

    La crisis emocional de Alan después de dejar a Jake para que pase el fin de semana fuera de casa, envía a Charlie al terapeuta.

  • Santa's Village of the Damned

    Alan sale con una mujer dominante que se apodera de la casa durante las Navidades.

  • Can You Feel My Finger?

    A namorada de Charlie o assusta com uma possível gravidez e Alan aconselha Charlie a procurar o Dr. Andrew Sperlock para fazer uma vasectomia. As constantes ligações da esposa grávida do médico fazem Charlie repensar o procedimento e o seu futuro.

  • Something Salty and Twisted

    Alan organiza una comida familiar para celebrar un artículo periodístico que lo llama un 'buen médico, buen vecino y buen tipo', pero se sorprende cuando su madre, Evelyn, no se impresiona.

  • Just Like Buffalo

    Charlie tenta convencer o grupo de apoio a divorciados de Judith a permitir que Jake passe os fins de semana em sua casa.

  • Madame and Her Special Friend

    Una mujer (Cloris Leachman) mayor y adinerada se enamora de Alan.

  • My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Alan concorda em pagar pela consulta de Jake na psicóloga; Charlie pede socorro à psicóloga de Jake, a Dra. Linda Freeman; Charlie descobre que os ataques de sonambulismo são de Alan e Evelyn revela a Charlie que o irmão é sonâmbulo desde criança.

  • Die Unterwäsche der Stars

    Auf den Rat von Walden hin legt Alan sich ein neues, wenn auch geschmackloses Outfit zu und geht mit ihm in eine Bar, um wieder Menschen zu treffen. Dort lernt er die verheiratete Meghan kennen, deren Mann im Wachkoma im Rollstuhl sitzt.

  • That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie estafa a Jake para que tome clases de ballet para acercarse a la maestra.

  • No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie tenta ajudar no processo de divórcio de Alan e a advogada de Alan, Laura, se interessa por ele. Alan fica entusiasmado com a possibilidade de um acordo justo com Judith, mas Charlie seduz Laura e sua assistente e complica a vida do irmão.

  • Backen mit Oma

    Walden lernt die attraktive Großmutter seiner jungen Bekannten Stacey kennen, als er diese von einer Party nach Hause bringt. Alan erhält währenddessen überraschend Besuch von Jake und unternimmt mit ihm einen Vater-Sohn-Roadtrip.

  • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    El padre de Rose confronta a Charlie sobre sus intenciones hacia su hija.

  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Jake passa o dia todo no quarto tocando guitarra. Alan e Charlie tentam descobrir o motivo do comportamento dele. Judith e Alan decidem levar o filho a uma psicóloga para averiguar o problema. E Jake se recusa a falar sobre o assunto com a avó.

  • Hi, Mr. Horned One

    A Charlie le gusta salir con Isabella, una mujer sexual, hasta que ella amenaza con ponerle una maldición.

  • I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

    A irmã de Judith paquera Alan na festa de aniversário de Jake; Evelyn prefere mais as bebidas do que o bolo.

  • We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Charlie responde inapropiadamente a la declaración de amor de una mujer, y Rose comenta que su problema para mantener una relación duradera se debe a temas que quedaron pendientes con su mamá.

  • Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Charlie se sente ofendido porque Alan escolhe seu primo desatento para ser o guardião de Jake, caso ele venha falecer.

  • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

  • That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie explica para Charlie e Alan porque ela e sua filha são fugitivas; a filha de Frankie apaixona-se por Jake.

  • Noch eine Nacht mit Neil Diamond

    Lyndsey hat sich von Alan getrennt. Der ist untröstlich, besonders, als seine Ex schon bald darauf wieder ein Date hat. Walden kann das Alleinsein mit Alan nicht gut ertragen und hilft ihm dabei, Lyndsey zurückzuerobern.

  • Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

  • Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Depois de Alan cair do telhado tentando consertar a antena, Charlie se voluntaria para cuidar de Jake no fim de semana. Enquanto isso, Evelyn insiste em arranjar um encontro às cegas para Alan.

  • Mund weg von meiner Tochter

    Es stellt sich heraus, dass Jake ein Verhältnis mit Ashley, Tammys Tochter, hat. Ashley kommt - inklusive Ex-Freund - bei Jake vorbei, welcher sie bittet, es noch einmal mit ihm zu versuchen. Das Chaos ist vorprogrammiert.

  • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

  • The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Charlie precisa escrever uma música sobre a história em quadrinhos favorita de Jake. Enquanto isso, Alan discute com Rose.

  • Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie é submetido a uma colonoscopia para evitar os intolerantes pais de Chelsea. Porém, assim que ele retorna, os encontra na sala de sua casa.

  • Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Charlie se ofrece a cuidar a Jake durante el fin de semana después de que Alan se cae del techo.

  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake escreve músicas de amor para conquistar sua ex-namorada; Herb e Alan escondem sua secreta amizade de Judith.

  • I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Cuando Charlie y Alan muestran sus frustraciones personales; Rose intenta ayudar a los hermanos a resolver sus emociones.

  • Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Alan está feliz com a perspectiva de dar seu último cheque de pensão para Judith. Charlie decide ir com ele e conhece Myra, irmã de Herb. Eles se identificam por terem um problema em comum: ambos não gostam de Judith.

  • Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

    Evelyn toma medidas drásticas para ingresarse de nuevo en las vidas de sus hijos después de que Charlie la aisla.

  • Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie ensina para Jake a arte da infidelidade enquanto sua namorada passa o Natal fora.

  • Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Cuando la casa de Judith resulta dañada por un terremoto, Alan la invita a quedarse con él en la casa de Charlie.

  • That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Enquanto fazem aulas de dança para o seu casamento, Charlie descobre que Chelsea tem sido desonesta sobre as finanças dela.

  • A Lungful of Alan

    La poca agraciada amiga escolar de Alan regresa como una mujer preciosa, y los hermanos inmediatamente compiten por sus atenciones.

  • The Ocu or the Pado?

    Quando Charlie jura seu amor por Chelsea, o jeito que ela o corresponde não é nada daquilo que ele esperava.

  • Judiths Haus der Verdammten

    Alan glaubt, dass Judith und Jakes Kinderarzt vielleicht nicht mehr heiraten werden. Das wäre keine gute Nachricht für ihn, da er nach der Hochzeit keine Alimente mehr zu zahlen bräuchte.

  • Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie duerme sin querer con la esposa de un hombre (Orson Bean) mayor.

  • She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Chelsea está chegando em breve e Charlie corre para retirar uma mulher seminua de seu quarto antes que ela chegue.

  • Die frenetische Detektivin

    Als Alan bewusst wird, dass Jake kein Kind mehr ist, versucht er im letzten Moment eine Vater-Sohn-Beziehung aufzubauen. Währenddessen unternimmt er einen Versuch, Kandi dazu zu bringen, endlich die Scheidungspapiere zu unterzeichnen.

  • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Alan se niega a dejar a Jake con Evelyn para dormir en su casa hasta que empieza a festejar con Charlie y observa un autobús lleno de hermosas jugadoras de voleibol.

  • David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Melissa acredita que Alan é tratado indiferentemente por sua família e o convida para morar com ela e sua mãe.

  • Tausche Rezept gegen Mutter

    Alan und Charlie beleidigen ihre Mutter Evelyn mit der unbedachtsamen Bemerkung, niemand würde um sie bei ihrer Beerdigung trauern. Kurzerhand bricht Evelyn den Kontakt zu ihrer Familie ab. Ersatz ist jedoch schnell gefunden.

  • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Después de aceptar un préstamo de Evelyn, Alan tiene problemas para salir con ella, su nueva enamorada y con su hija.

  • I Think You Offended Don

    Judith está grávida de uma menina e Alan se convence de que ele é o pai; Jake está de bom humor e Charlie acha que ele sabe o motivo.

  • A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Cuando Evelyn lee en los obituarios que su segundo marido, Harry, ha muerto, ella asiste al funeral con Alan, y se pone furiosa al descubrir que Alan y Harry tenían contacto tras su divorcio.

  • Camel Filters and Pheremones

    A atraente neta da empregada de Charlie vai trabalhar com ela e chama a atenção dos homens. Alan tenta convencer Judith que a casa de Charlie faz bem para Jake.

  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Charlie descobre que não está satisfazendo Chelsea; Alan tenta curar sua queda de cabelo sem gastar muito dinheiro.

  • Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie se sorprende cuando Jake descubre un sitio de Internet dedicado a sus habilidades con las mujeres.

  • For the Sake of the Child

    Ele não é mais uma criança. Jake se recusa a ficar com seu tio Charlie e seu pai Alan depois que os dois o envergonharam em público.

  • A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

    Alan desea tener una cita con una hermosa ex-novia (Jeri Ryan) de Charlie, pero mientras ellos salen, él está atormentado con pensamientos de ella con Charlie.

  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea convida sua atraente colega de quarto para ficar na casa enquanto ela supera o fim da relação. Charlie fica empolgado com isso.

  • It Was Mame, Mom

    Cuando un publicista homosexual invita a Charlie a una fiesta, Charlie hace que Alan lo acompañe como su pareja.

  • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

    Charlie no hace caso al consejo médico de Alan para que visite a su hermosa doctora después de que se lastima su espalda.

  • An Old Flame With a New Wick

    Charlie tem uma surpresa nada agradável ao descobrir que sua ex-namorada, Jill, fez uma cirurgia para se transformar em Bill. Mais tarde, o choque aumenta ao descobrir que sua mãe está saindo com Bill e sequer imagina o seu histórico sexual.

  • Fish in a Drawer

    A equipe do CSI investiga uma morte misteriosa na casa de Charlie.

  • Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

    Judith deja a Jake con Alan y Charlie cuando ella pasa una semana en Hawai, y los chicos descubren que cuidar diariamente a Jake es muy diferente a las visitas de fin de semana.

  • Vorteil: Fettes, fliegendes Baby

    Ausgerechnet am Valentinstag leidet Walden unter Liebeskummer. Er ist dann auch überglücklich, als Kate sich plötzlich mit ihm treffen will, und macht sich Hoffnungen. Alans Valentinsüberraschung für Lyndsey hat unterdessen schlimme Folgen.

  • Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan planeja o casamento de Evelyn; Charlie quer conquistar sua futura meia irmã.

  • Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Charlie intenta distraer a Alan de una próxima intervención quirúrgica planeando un viaje a Las Vegas.

  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan aceita trabalhar para Evelyn; Charlie tem que reparar a difícil relação entre Chelsea e Jake.

  • Auch junge Menschen sind mal verschleimt

    Charlie wird unsicher, als er erfährt, dass die jungen Frauen ihn bereits für einen alten Mann halten. Er schlittert geradewegs in eine Lebenskrise. Es ist gerade eine ältere Frau, die ihm hilft, sich selbst zu akzeptieren.

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Alan tem que cuidar do filho de Judith e da mãe embriagada dela, Lenore; Jake chantageia Charlie com algumas fotos incriminatórias.

  • Nadeln in den Ohren

    Charlie lässt erstmals seine Gefühle für Rose zu, als er erfährt, dass sie nach London ziehen wird. Währenddesen versucht Alan sein Glück beim Online-Dating. Als die erste Verabredung bevorsteht, erlebt er jedoch eine herbe Überraschung.

  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Chelsea convence Charlie que a namorada de Alan deve se mudar com eles.

  • Man fängt nie mit Blähungen an

    Charlie verkuppelt Alan mit ihrer neuen Nachbarin Danielle. Er hofft, den nervigen Alan so eine Weile loszuwerden. Nach einer Weile sieht er jedoch ein, dass er so eine attraktive Frau nicht an seinen Bruder verschwenden kann.

  • The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Charlie está abrumado al intentar escribirle una canción a una de las historietas cómicas favoritas de Jake.

  • Give Me Your Thumb

    Alan sugere que Chelsea faça uma cirurgia para reduzir o tamanho de seus seios e Charlie o expulsa de casa.

  • Superman und Dornröschen

    Jake beklagt sich bei Charlie und Alan darüber, dass er nicht gut schlafen kann, da Judith und ihr Verlobter Herb zu laut im Bett sind. Charlies Mutter erinnert ihn daraufhin daran, dass er als Kind Ähnliches durchmachen musste.

  • Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie coincide con una antigua enamorada que en algún momento creyó que sería la señora Right (Denise Richards) y se alegra al enterarse que su matrimonio no ha funcionado.

  • Untainted by Filth

    Alan e Charlie saem para celebrar, já que os dois irmãos, confusos, acordam juntos na mesma cama com uma mulher desconhecida.

  • Alan ist anders

    Berta ist völlig übermüdet weil ihre Tochter Naomi einen neuen Liebhaber hat. Berta muss ständig nachts auf deren Baby aufpassen.

  • Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan conoce a una mujer en el supermercado que cumple todas sus fantasías sexuales.

  • Entweihnacht

    Charlie freut sich auf einen Weihnachtsabend im Bett mit seiner neuen Flamme Gloria. Doch Charlies Haus ist voll mit vielen ungebetenen Gästen.

  • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie y Alan contratan a la hermana (Camryn Manheim) de Berta para que atienda una fiesta que su madre las ha encargado organizar para ella misma.

  • Leck nicht an deiner Haarbürste

    Die Harper-Brüder sind den Frauen verfallen. Alan versucht verzweifelt, seine Ex-Frau Kandi dazu zu überreden, ihr teures Appartement zu verkaufen. Kandi versteht es jedoch, ihn immer wieder vom Gegenteil zu überzeugen.

  • The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Alan niega haber robado un juguete durante su infancia y teme poseer un lado oscuro, hasta que Charlie admite que él plantó el juguete a Alan para evitarse problemas.

  • Der alte Alan

    Alan drückt sich einmal mehr vor dem Bezahlen. Charlie ist es allerdings langsam leid, ständig für seinen Bruder mitbezahlen zu müssen und will nicht mehr nachgeben.

  • Bad News From the Clinic

    Charlie conoce a la mujer de su vida y se enamora de una dama que lo supera en los juegos rudos.

  • Lasst die Hunde los

    Alan kann nicht schlafen. Als er mit Joggen versucht müde zu werden, wird er fälschlicherweise für einen Bankräuber gehalten und verhaftet.

  • Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Evelyn, la mamá de Charlie, le pide prestado su Mercedes para intentar impresionar a un príncipe al que le quiere comprar una propiedad.

  • Wie Haare an feuchter Seife

    Bertas Tochter Naomi ist hochschwanger von einem abgehalfterten Drogendealer. Um ihrer Tochter eine Lektion in Sachen Verantwortung beizubringen, lässt Berta sie bei Charlie putzen.

  • A Bag Full of Jawea

    Charlie intenta salvar a Jake de una suspensión escolar por coquetear con su maestra, pero los resultados son desafortunados.

  • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Judith sale con el pediatra de Jake, y Alan se molesta hasta que Charlie le advierte que si ella se vuelve a casar, se debe olvidar de su dinero.

  • Back Off Mary Poppins

    Alan descubre que Charlie pertenece a un exclusivo grupo de hombres, y le ruega a su hermano que le permita ingresar a él.

  • No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie pone en peligro el acuerdo de divorcio de Alan al acostarse con su abogada, Laura (Heather Locklear).

  • Can You Feel My Finger?

    Charlie se asusta ante un posible embarazo y acude al médico para practicarse una vasectomía.

  • Just Like Buffalo

    Charlie intenta convencer al grupo que apoya a Judith tras su divorcio, para que le permitan a Jake pasar con en su casa los fines de semana.

  • Katzenklo

    Obwohl Charlie Angst um seine Unabhängigkeit hat, zieht Chelsea bei ihm ein. Er kann noch verkraften, dass sie sein Schlafzimmer und sein Bad umdekoriert, aber als er das Katzenklo von Kater Sir Lancelot bemerkt, rennt er aus dem Haus.

  • My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Charlie intenta curar el sonambulismo de Alan; Jake asiste con una terapeuta (Jane Lynch).

  • Eine klebrige Beziehung

    Alan fühlt sich so allein, dass er sich seine Kindheit zurückholen will, indem er Automodelle zusammenklebt. Chelsea beschließt, ihn mit ihrer neuen Freundin zu verkuppeln.

  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Después de una discusión padre e hijo, Alan y Judith deciden llevar al melancólico Jake a ver una terapeuta.

  • Tattoo-Tata

    Jake besucht Alan und hat seine Freundin Tammy, eine 36-jährige Mutter von drei Kindern und Besitzerin eines Tattoo-Studios, im Schlepptau. Zunächst erscheint Tammy wenig vernünftig, doch dann ändert Alan seine Meinung über sie.

  • I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

    La hermana (Teri Hatcher) de Judith ve a Alan en la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.

  • Ödipus

    Charlies aktuelle Freundin Lydia ist die reinste Zicke. Keiner kann sie leiden - außer Charlie. Lydia ist arrogant, schnippisch, anmaßend und Immobilienmaklerin.

  • An Old Flame With a New Wick

    Charlie se sorprende al descubrir que su ex novia es ahora un hombre (Chris O'Donnell).

  • Ein guter Schläfer

    Endlich! Alans Exfrau Judith will wieder heiraten, sodass Alan ihr keine Alimente mehr bezahlen müsste. Es gibt nur ein Problem: Jake akzeptiert Judiths Verlobten Herb nicht als Stiefvater.

  • Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Alan ofende a Charlie cuando escoge a sus primos como guardianes de Jake en el evento de su muerte.

  • That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie le informa a Charlie y Alan porqué ella y su hijas se fugaron.

  • Die See ist eine harte Mutter

    Charlie will eine Surferin beeindrucken und versucht, seine nicht vorhandenen Surf-Fertigkeiten zu demonstrieren. Dabei ertrinkt er fast und kann gerade noch von einem Rettungsschwimmer per Reanimation gerettet werden.

  • Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Contra la opinión de Alan, Charlie se enamora de una mujer enloquecida llamada Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

  • Die Samenspende

    Charlies Ex Mia ist wieder in der Stadt und lädt ihn mit seiner Familie zu ihrer Tanzaufführung ein. Erst will Charlie zwar nicht hingehen, aber schließlich siegt die Sehnsucht und er trifft Mia hinter der Bühne.

  • I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie se da cuenta que está quebrado cuando su tarjeta de crédito es rechazada en la tienda. Richard Lewis estelariza como invitado.

  • Ein Mann braucht höhere Ziele

    Von einer Schulfreundin wird Jake zu seiner ersten Party eingeladen, auf der auch Mädchen anwesend sein werden. Auch Alan und Charlie sind von dieser Nachricht aus dem Häuschen und tun alles, um Jake auf dieses wichtige Ereignis vorzubereiten.

  • Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Charlie arregla una cita para su hermano enfermo Alan, y lo lleva a un baño de vapor para eliminar los síntomas del resfriado.

  • Donuts im Stau

    Alan muss zum Schulleiter wegen eines provokativen Bildes, das Jake von einer Mitschülerin gezeichnet hat.

  • Camel Filters and Pheremones

    La nieta preciosa de la ama de llaves viene a trabajar con ella y atrae la atención de los hombres; Alan trata de convencer a Judith que la casa de Charlie le hace bien a Jake.

  • Vergiss den Techniker

    Als Alan beim Reparieren der Satellitenschüssel vom Dach abstürzt, bietet Charlie an, am Wochenende auf Jake aufzupassen.

  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Renuentemente, Alan concede someterse a un arreglo personal después de encontrarse con su ex esposa y su nuevo novio.

  • Fragen Sie einfach mich

    Berta bittet Alan, eine Weile im Strandhaus wohnen zu dürfen. Alan ist damit einverstanden, doch als Charlie erfährt, dass Alan diese Entscheidung ohne Rücksprache mit ihm getroffen hat, kommt es zu einem heftigen Streit.

  • Merry Thanksgiving

    En un intento por probar que él es un hombre de familia, Charlie invita a Lisa (Denise Richards) para la comida del Día de Acción de Gracias.

  • Die tote Oma im Whirlpool

    Alan trifft sich wieder mit seiner Ex-Frau - heimlich, um Jake die Enttäuschung zu ersparen, falls aus der neu entflammten Liebe doch nichts wird.

  • Phase One, Complete

    Charlie sospecha que una mujer utiliza a Evelyn y a Jake para acercarse a él.

  • Unmusikalisch und arrogant

    Jakes Lehrerin Francine sorgt sich um Jakes mangelndes Interesse und regt an, ihn beim bevorstehenden Schulmusical mitspielen zu lassen. Alan beginnt mit Francine eine platonische Beziehung.

  • Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    Charlie descubre que los compañeros de Jake conocen las letras de sus canciones, y se inspira para hacer un sorprendente trabajo musical.

  • Wie im Hamsterkäfig

    Während Alan immer noch darüber trauert, dass seine junge Freundin Kandi zu seiner Ex-Frau Judith gezogen ist, beendet Charlie seine frauenlose Zeit mit Kandis Mutter Mandi.

  • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Jake dibuja los glúteos tatuados de una amiga de Charlie para un trabajo escolar.

  • Mein schönstes Wochenenderlebnis

    Jake liest in der Schule einen Aufsatz über das Thema Mein letztes Wochenende vor, der mit dem Frühstück beginnt, in das ein älterer Herr namens Norman hereinplatzte.

  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Después de que Evelyn termina con su nuevo pretendiente, Charlie y Alan piden ayuda a Jake para que la anime; Charlie enseña a Jake a escuchar llamadas telefónicas de mujeres.

  • Sushi und Ketchup

    Evelyn überredet Alan, auch einmal auf ihren Enkel aufpassen zu dürfen. Nach langem Zögern willigt der ein, und geht, als er Jake bei Evelyn abgeliefert hat, mit Charlie in eine Bar, um sich abzulenken.

  • Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie y Alan conocen a varias mujeres mientras asisten a uno de los juegos de fútbol de Jake.

  • Der Herr im Haus

    Judith und Herb haben Eheprobleme, darum zieht Herb aus. Alan hingegen sieh seine große Stunde gekommen.

  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Alan le ofrece ayuda a Charlie para recuperar a su novia, si él consigue que Jake acepte cenar con su madre.

  • Willkommen auf Alancrest

    Während Walden noch immer als Sam Wilson bei seiner Freundin Kate lebt, genießt Alan sein Leben auf 'Alancrest'. Als Walden ihn jedoch bittet, heimlich Waldens Geld in Kates Modelinie zu investieren, gerät ihr Rollentausch zunehmend außer Kontrolle.

  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Un trago da valor a unos hermanos para enfrentar a su madre dominante.

  • Es ist kein Frauenauto

    Alan kauft sich mit einem Darlehen von Evelyn einen Porsche Boxter S. Er muss ihr aber auch einen Gefallen tun und mit ihr, einem Mann und dessen Tochter auf ein Doppel-Date gehen.

  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie no sabe cómo disciplinar a Jake por atraer a su cuarto a un grupo de gaviotas.

  • Wo ist die Leiche, Sir?

    Evelyn liest in den Todesanzeigen, dass ihr zweiter Ehemann, Harry, gestorben ist. Sie nimmt mit Alan an der Beerdigung teil. Sie ist wütend weil Alan nach der Scheidung in Kontakt mit ihm war.

  • Pilot

    La vida de un soltero (Charlie Sheen) se transforma cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él; Charlie descubre que hombre que cría a chico de 10 años llama la atención de las mujeres, y decide que tener a Alan y Jake cerca podría no ser tan malo.

  • Next Stop, Stripper Island

    A festive edition of the award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

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