Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Two and a Half Men: Season 11 (2013 - 2014)

Two and a Half Men: Season 10 (2012 - 2013)

Two and a Half Men: Season 9 (2011 - 2012)

  • Season 9 Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 23: The Straw in My Doughnut Hole

    Alan is released from hospital following his heart attack, prompting his friends and family to shower him with love and affection. However, Zoey is not so sure he deserves all the attention. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 9 Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women

    Alan suffers a minor heart attack, and is admitted to hospital to recuperate. However, his time on the wards proves less than relaxing when he is visited by the ghost of his brother Charlie - who takes a wholly unexpected form. Comedy, guest starring Kathy Bates

  • Season 9 Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter go to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 20: Grandma's Pie

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife Bridget. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with the relationship between their mothers. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech

    With Zoey out of town, Walden ends up hanging out with Jake and Eldridge, who enlist him to drive them to a high school party. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey decide to introduce their mothers to each other. Comedy, guest starring Holland Taylor and Georgia Engel

  • Season 9 Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis

    Walden's former business partner Billy (guest star Patton Oswalt) turns up at the beach house to present his old colleague with a new money-making scheme. However, the pair's frosty relationship threatens to get in the way of success. Meanwhile, a lonely Alan goes to visit Bertha. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell

  • Season 9 Episode 17: Not in My Mouth!

    Walden shares his true feelings with Zoey during a near-death experience, but is upset when she does not reciprocate. Meanwhile, Alan begins to suspect Lyndsey has a drinking problem. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    A storm traps Alan, Walden and their significant others in the beach house on Valentine's Day. As time begins to wear on, the two men find themselves caught in the crossfire of Lyndsey and Zoey's feud. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden tries to find a way to spice up his lovelife with Zoey, but she is reluctant to talk about their antics in the bedroom, so he decides to help her loosen up with a batch of Berta's special brownies. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Sophie Winkleman

  • Season 9 Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey asks Walden to shave his beard and cut his hair to make him more presentable for her colleagues, and Alan discovers his old flame Lyndsey is dating a younger man. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Sophie Winkleman, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne-Smith

  • Season 9 Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Walden's mother teams up with Bridget to take over his company, but he refuses to give up control easily and appoints Alan as a member of the board to help defend his interests. American comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer

  • Season 9 Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Walden is looking forward to meeting Zoey's parents over Christmas. However, a visit from his own mother brings early childhood memories to the surface, and his reaction is less than merry. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Walden seems to have moved on following his divorce, and is busy trying his best to impress a new love interest, only for Bridget to make another reappearance. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Judy Greer

  • Season 9 Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass

    Walden tries to find romance with an attractive British woman, but neither of them is sure he is ready to get back into the dating game

  • Season 9 Episode 9: Frodo's Headshot

    After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

  • Season 9 Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse

    Alan becomes overly emotional when Walden begins redecorating the beach house

  • Season 9 Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake develops a crush on his chemistry tutor, who in turn takes a liking to Walden. Meanwhile, Evelyn is hired as an interior designer and Alan starts reading one of Charlie's old journals. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 6: The Squat and the Hover

    Walden, depressed after receiving divorce papers, is cheered up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

  • Season 9 Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan is mortified when he discovers Lyndsey has entered the adult film industry, so Walden hosts a party to lift his spirits

  • Season 9 Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan tries to reconnect with Lyndsey, and Walden decides he is ready to move on from his relationship with Bridget. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Season 9 Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan helps Walden prepare for a date with Bridget, and Jake hopes to replicate the billionaire's success by dropping out of school

  • Season 9 Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes

    Internet billionaire Walden tries to deal with his ex-wife Bridget. Comedy, guest starring Judy Greer

  • Season 9 Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Alan and Jake become one-and-a-half men as they bid a tearful goodbye to Charlie, but their numbers are soon bolstered when they meet internet billionaire Walden Schmidt. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

Two and a Half Men: Season 8 (2010 - 2011)

  • Season 8 Episode 16: That Darn Priest

    Charlie is tricked into fearing for his safety as his so-called affair continues, and Rose finds out how all Alan's investments are being spent. Desperate to keep his scam under wraps, he follows her home to beg for her silence, but ends up discovering the truth about her husband Manny. The last ever episode featuring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 8 Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Alan receives investment money from family members for his booming chiropractic business, and pockets their contribution instead of using it to further his plans. Meanwhile, Gordon delivers a pizza to Rose's house, and catches sight of her new husband

  • Season 8 Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Rose moves back to the beach with her elusive new husband Manny Quinn, and the tables appear to have turned when she demands that Charlie should stay away from her. However, a spot of stalking results in the pair agreeing to have a passionate affair. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge try to film a collection of Jackass-style stunts

  • Season 8 Episode 13: Skunk, Dog, C**p and Ketchup

    Alan forbids Lindsey from inviting Charlie to her housewarming party when he begins to suspect his womanising brother is about to make a move on her. However, the plan backfires and he ends up getting banned himself - forcing him to spy on proceedings from the outside

  • Season 8 Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    A depressed Charlie laments that all his relationships have failed, and becomes so desperate for attention that he shows up at a party Jake is attending. With nowhere else left to go, he turns his attention to his therapist Dr Freeman (guest star Jane Lynch), who explains that instead of picking up women he needs to go out and make more friends

  • Season 8 Episode 11: Dead From the Waist Down

    Alan feels inadequate when he realises he cannot shower Lindsey with gifts the way Charlie does with Courtney. Desperate to gain ground, he offers massages at the mall for extra money, but when this venture fails to bring in a decent profit, he decides to resort to desperate measures

  • Season 8 Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Courtney is released from prison, and immediately hooks up with Charlie. Alan worries that the ex-con is taking advantage of his brother, and goes to Evelyn for advice, but when he arrives at her house, he realises his mother is conducting a similar scam on Marty Pepper. Jenny McCarthy guest stars

  • Season 8 Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa

    Berta take a few days off and arranges for a friend fill in as a replacement housekeeper, but she fails to live up to Charlie's high standards. Meanwhile, Alan gets back together with Lindsey, but discovers he has a stalker in the form of his sweetheart's ex-husband Chris

  • Season 8 Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie and Alan hope to cheer up a depressed Evelyn by inviting Russell the pharmacist to her birthday party. However, when he shows up with a hot date in tow, the Harper matriarch ends up even more upset

  • Season 8 Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Rose makes one of her dramatic balcony entrances, interrupting Charlie's romantic evening with Michelle. She proceeds to reveal that she is about to get married, prompting Alan and his long-suffering brother to crash the event. However, things are not quite what they seem

  • Season 8 Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie begins to have second thoughts about a woman he is dating when he discovers she is slightly older than him, and Alan ends up getting arrested after he is caught in a compromising position at the cinema

  • Season 8 Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Evelyn advises Charlie to get some minor plastic surgery done in Las Vegas. While he is away, Alan assumes his identity, and secures the attentions of a female admirer at Pavlov's. However, when he returns home with her, it appears she has an ulterior motive for responding to his advances

  • Season 8 Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lindsey takes every opportunity to remind Alan he accidentally burnt down her house, and when Charlie goes to check out the charred remains, he ends up bonding with Herb, Gordon the pizza guy and Lindsey's ex-husband Chris (guest star Judd Nelson)

  • Season 8 Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper

  • Season 8 Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Eldridge's mother Lindsey, and is so furious that he decides to moves out and live with Judith full time. Meanwhile, Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit

Two and a Half Men: Season 7 (2009 - 2010)

  • Season 7 Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well

    Charlie relies on Jake to be his driver when he loses his licence, and is less than impressed when Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party

  • Season 7 Episode 21: Gumby With a Pokey

    Alan and Jake try to bond on a road trip to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited, while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his previous girlfriends

  • Season 7 Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo

    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the 'girlfriend experience.'

  • Season 7 Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    Alan struggles as he is attracted to the Lyndsay, but her son, who is Jake's new friend, has a bad influence on his son. Meanwhile, Charlie has trouble writing the theme song for a new TV show

  • Season 7 Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which causes problems when his ex suggests a reconciliation, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient

  • Season 7 Episode 17: I Found Your Mustache

    After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice

  • Season 7 Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 7 Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain

    Charlie tells Chelsea he thinks Brad is perfect for her, sparking a bitter argument. Chelsea leaves and a jealous Charlie begins to drink heavily, but when the two meet up a few days later she confesses she is attracted to Brad after all. Charlie Sheen stars

  • Season 7 Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For

    It is left to Charlie and Evelyn to hire an attorney for Alan after he end up in jail for punching a man who was flirting with his date. However, when Chelsea appears to have a crush on the attorney, Brad, and Charlie begins to worry the lawyer is her perfect guy

  • Season 7 Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie tries to avoid going to see Chelsea's parents, using his colonoscopy appointment as an excuse, but the tables are turned when Chelsea discovers the truth and invites her parents to stay with them. Charlie returns home without knowing that Alan, Berta and Jake are all in on it. While at the house Chelsea's dad confesses a big secret to Charlie and Alan

  • Season 7 Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake writes Celeste love songs in a bid to win her back, while Judith tries to stop Alan and Herb's new friendship in its tracks

  • Season 7 Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she is away for the festive season, and Evelyn brings a TV producer to Christmas dinner

  • Season 7 Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 7 Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 7 Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea's attractive room-mate from college comes to stay after breaking up with her boyfriend, causing the men to fight among themselves for her attention. Charlie Sheen stars

  • Season 7 Episode 7: Untainted by Filth

    To celebrate Charlie and Chelsea setting a date for their wedding, Alan and his brother get drunk but wake up in bed together with a strange woman

  • Season 7 Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb

    Chelsea is suffering from longstanding back pain so Alan suggests she gets breast reduction surgery, much to Charlie's horror who promptly kicks his brother out

  • Season 7 Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child

    Sick of Alan and Charlie's constant bickering, Jake moves out, so the pair try to work through their differences by following a couples counselling book - to little avail

  • Season 7 Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan starts a new job with his mother so he can move out and spend more time with Melissa, while Chelsea is upset about the way Jake is treating her

  • Season 7 Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Alan finds himself dealing with Judith's mother in an attempt to get closer to his ex-wife's new baby, while Jake tries to drive at every opportunity when he gets his permit

  • Season 7 Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Charlie's fiancee Chelsea persuades him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, but the men become frustrated when the girls take over the house

  • Season 7 Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo

    Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancee Mia launch her music career, but he struggles with his feelings for her, while Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him

Two and a Half Men: Season 6 (2008 - 2009)

Two and a Half Men: Season 5 (2007 - 2008)

Two and a Half Men: Season 4 (2006 - 2007)

Two and a Half Men: Season 3 (2005 - 2006)

Two and a Half Men: Season 2 (2004 - 2005)

  • Season 2 Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie sleeps with a young woman, oblivious to the fact she is married to an elderly man. Jake's teacher asks him to write a report of his weekend and he describes how the man showed up at the apartment looking for his wife, but the story veers some way from what really happened. Last in series

  • Season 2 Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Evelyn hears that Jake has been spending a lot of time with his other grandparents and demands he stay with her for a night. Alan is horrified at the prospect of his son getting the same treatment he did, so Charlie tries to take his mind off things - with help from a female volleyball team

  • Season 2 Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Evelyn sets Alan up with her boyfriend's daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab centre. However, their encounter soon spirals into chaos and finally results in his brand new sports car being involved in a televised high-speed chase. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 2 Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Evelyn discovers her second husband Harry has died and is pleased when Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her - until she finds out the pair had stayed in contact. Jake expresses his excitement at seeing a dead body, while Charlie looks forward to the prospect of meeting a recently bereaved widow

  • Season 2 Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Judith bills Alan for a pair of expensive shoes she bought Jake, and Evelyn harasses Charlie for not keeping in contact. Peeved and generally aggrieved, the brothers take their frustrations out on each other. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

  • Season 2 Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

    The Harpers bump into Charlie's former girlfriend Sherri in a cafe and Alan takes an immediate shine to her, but can't get over her former relationship with his brother. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom

    Charlie is eager to impress at a party thrown by gay advertising executive Eric, and asks Alan to pretend to be his partner. However, when the host's beautiful former wife makes an appearance, his cover is soon blown. Guest starring Lucy Lawless, with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

    Charlie injures his back and refuses to let his chiropractor brother help him. Seeking medical advice, he finds out his new doctor is a beautiful woman - but does not realise they have met before. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    Judith goes on holiday, leaving Alan to take care of Jake, but things do not go according to plan, meaning it is Charlie who becomes responsible for getting the youngster to school. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 2 Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure he is facing, so Charlie persuades him a trip to Las Vegas would take his mind off the operation. However, things take a turn for the worse and they end up staying at home

  • Season 2 Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

    Evelyn attempts to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attention

  • Season 2 Episode 13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan

    One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It is not long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star

  • Season 2 Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie cannot understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners

  • Season 2 Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster does not think the music is right for the project

  • Season 2 Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He is overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) guest stars

  • Season 2 Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can

  • Season 2 Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful towards Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons

  • Season 2 Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Jake's grandmother tells him that Alan was caught shoplifting as a child, a crime he still has no memory of committing. When Charlie finally admits he planted the stolen goods on him, Evelyn has to step in to heal the rift between the brothers. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic

    Charlie starts going out with a female version of himself but does not like the way she treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill a sense of discipline into Jake in an attempt to improve his homework habits. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Jake forms a bond with Judith's new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. He promises to teach him to snorkel and scuba-dive, but things turn sour when the relationship ends

  • Season 2 Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea

    Jake faces suspension from school, so Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher Miss Pasternak. However, when he decides to end the relationship for his nephew's sake, he is not prepared for the repercussions. Starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 2 Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Alan is encouraged by Charlie to return a keepsake he stole from Judith during their divorce. In doing so, he learns she has a new boyfriend - a revelation that makes him even more depressed. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • Season 2 Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins

    Alan is upset when Charlie asks him to keep out the the way while his friends come over. He is further put out to learn all his old chums are at his former wife's house, leaving him alone - except for his brother's readily available stalker, who tries to cheer him up

Two and a Half Men: Season 1 (2003 - 2004)

  • Season 1 Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?

    Charlie makes a doctor's appointment for a vasectomy - but decides to freeze some sperm in case he ever wants children. However, the simple procedure of producing a sample seems destined to fail as his family and friends manage to thwart one attempt after another. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo

    Jake's inappropriate remarks at a meeting of Judith's divorcee support group prompt his furious mother to tell Alan she does not want her son living with Charlie any longer. The womanising musician goes to the next meeting and struggles to convince the ladies he has a good influence on his nephew

  • Season 1 Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Alan starts sleepwalking, and Charlie feels duty-bound to cure him. Meanwhile, Jake starts seeing a therapist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie forms a relationship with Alan's divorce attorney, whose demands quickly become excessive even for the womanising musician - but the short-lived flirtation threatens to jeopardise his brother's chances of obtaining the settlement he wants. Comedy, guest starring Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen

  • Season 1 Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Judith suggests that Jake see a therapist to help him get over his parents' divorce. Charlie and Alan aren't convinced the split is to blame for the boy's mood, while Evelyn uses the situation as an excuse to offload her own resentment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

  • Season 1 Episode 19: I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    Judith's sister Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher) turns up at Jake's birthday party, to the delight of Charlie, who remembers her from a previous encounter. Humiliatingly, it seems she does not recall him - and worse, is determined to seduce Alan. Meanwhile, Rose goes to a wedding in a clown costume

    Tomorrow at 5:30pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick

    Charlie agrees to meet an old flame, but is stunned to learn his former girlfriend, Jill, is now a man. The shock does not end there as Evelyn turns her attentions to her son's 'new' friend. As a relationship blossoms, the rest of the family waits to see how she will handle the inevitable revelation

  • Season 1 Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Charlie is furious when Alan decides to make his cousins Jake's guardians in the event of his death - but when the boy hurts himself playing basketball, the bachelor sees an opportunity to prove his worth. Judith provides her ex-husband with a lengthy list of legal demands. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan

    Part two of two. Frankie reveals the reason she and daughter Joanie are on the run. Alan feels aggrieved by his mother's assumption that their guest is sleeping with Charlie, but cheers up once it becomes apparent Frankie's interested in him

  • Season 1 Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Part one of two. Charlie falls for crazy woman Frankie (guest star Jenna Elfman) whom he sees smashing up a car. Despite a worried Alan's protests, Frankie comes home with the pair - leading to a battle for her affections between the brothers

  • Season 1 Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie finds his debts are mounting, and is forced to start budgeting. He soon realises the only solution to his financial crisis is to ask mother Evelyn for a loan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor

  • Season 1 Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan

    A long-time crush of Charlie finally agrees to go on a date with him, as long as she can bring her sister - who will also need an escort. Alan is persuaded to step in, even though he has caught flu from Jake, but the entire evening is soon jeopardised. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer

  • Season 1 Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones

    Charlie meets Berta's grand-daughter Prudence, who quickly takes an unwanted interest in him. He asks Rose to pretend she is still his girlfriend as a cover - but the lovelorn old flame takes her role a little too seriously. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

    Tuesday 6th May 5:30pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Alan is devastated to learn Judith has found a new boyfriend, and begins to wallow in gloom. To help boost his confidence, Charlie and Jake try to give him a makeover, but eventually admit defeat and bring in a gay man to choose the perfect outfit

    Tuesday 6th May 5:00pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving

    Charlie is taken aback to learn his former girlfriend Lisa is getting married and resolves to prove he is a better family man than her fiance by organising a Thanksgiving get-together. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor and Angus T Jones. Guest starring Denise Richards

    Monday 5th May 5:00pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 9: Phase One, Complete

    Jake gets close to one of Charlie's girlfriends, but when his uncle declares he will not be seeing her again, the youngster decides to make him suffer. However, a chance encounter with the woman puts Charlie firmly in his place. Meanwhile, Alan and Rose strike up a friendship through Scrabble

    Monday 5th May 4:30pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful

    Charlie goes along to Jake's parents' evening with hopes of seducing the teacher. However, he ends up in control of the school music show and takes charge of a class full of kids - who promptly brand him a loser. Meanwhile, Judith ruins Alan's hopes of patching up their marriage

    Saturday 3rd May 9:00am EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Judith worries when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie's friends as part of a school assignment, and confides all her neuroses in her reluctant brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Alan resolves to create a wholesome environment for his son. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

    Saturday 3rd May 8:30am EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers, which backfires when Evelyn turns up unannounced. She drags him off to dinner with her new boyfriend and his daughter - who turns out to be one of the women Charlie has studiously avoided ringing. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

    Saturday 3rd May 8:00am EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games and ends up hitting it off with another player's mother. Meanwhile, Alan's attempt to help with the team's organisation leads to two women fighting over him. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

    Tomorrow at 5:00pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Charlie's cleaning lady walks out in exasperation over the increasing demands being placed on her, so Alan offers to take over as housekeeper - but proves unsuited to the role. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

    Friday 2nd May 5:30pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Alan resolves to enjoy a weekend at Disneyland with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol. The pair eventually decide to track down their mother and tell her what they think of her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

    Friday 2nd May 5:00pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 2: Big Flappy B*******

    Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few rules. Alan finds himself continually summoned to Judith's house to do odd jobs. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

    Thursday 1st May 3:30pm EDT - FX
  • Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

    Charlie Harper is shocked when his brother leaves his wife and asks to move in with him - with his son in tow. Initially reluctant to take in the new arrivals, he soon warms to having them around when the boy displays an unexpected skill for poker and proves useful in attracting women

    Thursday 1st May 3:00pm EDT - FX

Two and a Half Men: Other Episodes

  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Después de reconectarse con Kate, Walden se convence que ella es la única para él, hasta que él conoce a una mujer llamada Vivian.

  • West Side Story

    La ex novia de Walden lo invita a la inauguración de su tienda de ropa; Gretchen espera pasar más tiempo en la casa de Alan.

  • Mr. and Mrs. Cankersore

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey descubre la relación entre Alan y Gretchen; Walden pasa momentos difíciles para decirle a Barry que encuentre su propio lugar.

  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden piensa que su novia lo está engañando; Alan empieza a salir con Gretchen, la hermana de Larry.

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan le pide a Lyndsey que elija entre él y Larry; Jenny se preocupa porque ella y Brooke se estén separando.

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan descubre que Lyndsey terminó con Larry sin decírselo; Walden intentan probar que él es muy hombre.

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court
  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    El novio de Lyndsey le organiza una cita a Alan; Walden quiere ayudar a Nicole con su proyecto para que ella tenga tiempo de salir con él.

  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden hace equipo con una hermosa ex-empleada en un nuevo proyecto; Alan le da a Jenny un consejo acerca de su novia.

  • On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Jake le envía a Alan una delicadeza japonesa; la casa se llena de vida con las letras cuestionables de Navidad.

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    Cuando el romance de Alan y Lyndsey pone en peligro a Walden, él se ve obligado a aceptar la ayuda de Rose.

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden tiene una cita con una modelo propensa a los accidentes; cita de Alan revela información personal sorprendente.

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Los celos de Lyndsey perjudican las citas de Walden y Alan con mujeres hermosas.

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Alan desea concertar una cita con Lynda Carter una vez que se entera que Walden la conoce; Walden acepta de mala gana invitar a cenar a Lynda.

  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan intenta averiguar qué tiene el novio de Lyndsey contra él; Walden ayuda a Jenny a buscar una carrera en la actuación.

  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden festeja con Jenny y sus atractivas amigas; el romance ilícito de Alan con Lyndsey está en peligro.

  • This Unblessed Biscuit

    Cuando Berta se lastima su espalda en el trabajo, Alan y Walden piensan que ella debe retirarse.

  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Jenny se muda con Evelyn y su novio rico llamado Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • Nangnangnangnang

    La hija de 25 años de edad de Charlie llega a la casa de la playa con la esperanza de conocer a su familia.

  • My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan decide actualizar su imagen con el apoyo de Walden; Alan se enfrenta a un dilema moral cuando él atrae a una mujer casada.

  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden sale con una atractiva joven de 22 años (Hilary Duff), pero termina más interesado en su abuela (Marilu Henner); Jake y Alan realizan un viaje.

  • Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Walden y Alan están atrapados en un fuego cruzado cuando Jake engaña a su novia con su hija.

  • Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Alan Walden y terminan festejando demasiado en su intento de animar a Herb.

  • The 9:04 From Pemberton

    Alan se muda con Herb después de discutir con Walden.

  • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
  • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Deprimido en el día de San Valentín, Walden intenta convencer a Kate en darle otra oportunidad; planes de vacaciones de Alan van al sur.

  • Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Alan se preocupa cuando Jake y su novia de 36 años de edad lo visita.

  • Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Walden, Alan, Herb y Billy se quejan de sus relaciones.

  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Alan y Walden van al espectáculo de modas de Kate en Nueva York por lo que Walden tiene que revelar su verdadera identidad.

  • Welcome to Alancrest

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden tiene problemas con sus dos identidades; Alan termina solo en Navidad.

  • One Nut Johnson

    Alan ayuda a Walden a crear una nueva identidad para que él pueda evitar a las mujeres que sólo están interesadas en su dinero.

  • I Scream When I Pee

    Kandi, la famosa ex esposa de Alan, quiere reconciliarse; Berta no está interesada en celebrar su cumpleaños y Walden quiere hacer su día muy especial.

  • Something My Gynecologist Said

    Alan se siente renuente para hacer un compromiso con Lyndsey, pero una fuente inesperada lo inspira; Walden disfruta siendo el niño-juguete de una mujer rica y mayor.

  • Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Walden se cansa de las complicaciones que provoca una relación tradicional, él contrata a una actriz para que sea su novia; Jake planea una reunión con Missi (Miley Cyrus) en la casa de playa.

  • Ferrets, Attack!

    Walden se ve obligado a elegir entre Zoey y Rose.

  • That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Walden ignora las advertencias de Alan y empieza a salir con Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Lyndsey y Alan intentan añadirle un poco de emoción a su vida amorosa.

  • A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden sufre una depresión después de que termina su relación con Zoey.

  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Una hija (Miley Cyrus) de un amigo que está de visita hace a Walden sentir su edad.

  • I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Walden planea una sorpresa para el cumpleaños de Zoey.

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Zoey no está convencido de que Alan merezca todo el amor que él recibe después de su salida del hospital.

  • Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Zoey y su hija se mudan con Walden; Alan obtiene mas de lo que esperaba con Lyndsey.

  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake se gradúa y debe decidir qué hacer con su vida.

  • Why We Gave Up Women

    El fantasma de Charlie (Kathy Bates) visita a Alan cuando él sufre un ataque cardiaco.

  • Grandma's Pie

    Walden le dice a Zoey que emprenderá un negocio con su ex esposa; Lyndsey y Alan luchan con la nueva relación de sus madres.

  • Palmdale, Ech

    Madre de Alan y de Lyndsey se conocen; Jake y Eldridge salen y Walden los conduce a una fiesta.

  • The War Against Gingivitis

    Un ex-compañero de negocios de Walden aparece en la casa de playa buscando hacer las paces.

  • Not in My Mouth!

    Una experiencia casi mortal tiene un efecto adverso en la relación de Zoey y Walden; Alan piensa que Lyndsey podría tener un problema de alcoholismo.

  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Cuando una gran tormenta mantiene a Walden, Alan, Zoey y Lindsay en casa el Día de San Valentín, surge un conflicto y sus relaciones se complican.

  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden intenta ganarse a Zooey compartiendo algunos de los panecillos especiales de Berta.

  • A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey intenta convencer a Walden para que se afeite y se corte su cabello; Alan y Lyndsey reviven su relación.

  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Cuando la madre (Mimi Rogers) y ex-esposa (Judy Greer) de Walden intentan apoderarse de su compañía, él le pide ayuda a Alan.

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Alan se enamora de la mamá de Walden que está de visita; secreto surge acerca del pasado de Walden.

  • What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget (Judy Greer) reaparece en la vida de Walden cuando él intenta impresionar a una mujer.

  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden conoce a una atractiva mujer británica pero se siente indeciso para tener una cita romántica.

  • Frodo's Headshots

    Después de ser dado de alta del hospital, Alan se enfrenta con unos desafíos que ponen a prueba su estabilidad mental.

  • Thank You for the Intercourse

    Alan se emociona extremadamente cuando Walden redecora la casa de playa.

  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake se enamora de su tutora de química, pero ella se enamora de Walden.

  • The Squat and the Hover

    Walden se deprime cuando recibe sus papeles de divorcio.

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan descubre el secreto de Lindsey; Walden da una fiesta en la casa.

  • Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan busca reconciliar con Lyndsey; Walden busca amor.

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan ayuda a Walden para una cita con Bridget; Jake decide dejar la escuela.

  • People Who Love Peepholes

    Alan se muda de la casa de la playa, pero no pasa mucho tiempo para que Walden aparezca pidiéndole ayuda con su ex-esposa Bridget.

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Después de decirle adiós al desaparecido Charlie Harper, Alan se reúne con Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), un millonario con el corazón roto.

  • That Darn Priest

    Rose descubre el plan de Ponzi de Alan; Alan conoce al 'esposo' de Rose; Charlie intenta pasar un momento a solas con Rose.

  • Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Charlie y Rose continúan con su romance; el negocio de Alan resulta un plan de Ponzi.

  • Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie empieza a acechar a Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan se preocupa cuando Eldridge y Jake empiezan a grabar unos actos peligrosos.

  • Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Alan siente enloquecer cuando Lyndsey se muestra muy amigable con Charlie.

  • Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Charlie está deprimido después de su rompimiento con Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) y va a ver a su psiquiatra (Jane Lynch).

  • Dead From the Waist Down

    Alan es muy creativo y se avergüenza ya que no puede comprarle un regalo de cumpleaños a Lyndsey.

  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie sale de compras por culpa de su ex-novia Courtney cuando ella se aparece después de estar en prisión durante tres años.

  • A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie se enamora de la mujer que reemplaza a Bertha en sus días libres. Alan se siente perseguido.

  • Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie y Alan tratan de unir a Evelyn con Russell, el Farmacéutico.

  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    La novia de Charlie cansada de Rose, quien lo acecha.

  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie tiene dificultades al tratar de ajustarse a salir con mujeres un poco mayores que él.

  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Alan pretende ser Charlie cuando éste sale de viaje; Charlie se somete a cirugía plástica sin que nadie se entere.

  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lyndsey y Eldridge se mudan a la casa de Charlie después de que su casa se incendia.

  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Después de mudarse con Lyndsey, Alan continúa con su cita con Melissa en la casa de Charlie.

  • A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Cuando Lindsey le pide a Alan que se mude con ella, Charlie hace lo posible por que él acepte.

  • Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake se va a vivir con Judith y Herb luego de descubrir que Alan ha estado saliendo con la mamá de Eldridge; Charlie decide disminuir su consumo de alcohol.

  • Gumby With a Pokey

    Mientras Alan y Jake se encuentran de viaje; Charlie es visitado por los fantasmas de sus ex-novias.

  • This Is Not Gonna End Well

    La Licencia de Charlie es suspendida; Alan planea ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Chelsea.

  • I Called Him Magoo

    Alan desea tener una noche íntima en un hotel con su nueva novia.

  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    El nuevo amigo de Jake es mala influencia, pero Alan esta interesado en su atractiva madre.

  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie sale con la mejor amiga de Chelsea, creando problemas cuando ésta quiera volver con él.

  • I Found Your Mustache

    Charlie y Chelsea tienen una aventura de una noche tras su separación.

  • Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie regresa con una esposa nueva después de huir a Las Vegas.

  • Aye, Aye, Captain

    La relación de Charlie con Chelsea se ve amenazada por los celos de él.

  • Crude and Uncalled For

    Una pelea en un bar envía a Alan a la cárcel; Charlie se preocupa de que Chelsea esté interesada en el abogado encargado del caso de Alan.

  • Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie se somete a una colonoscopia para evitar un viaje para ver a los intolerables padres de Chelsea, pero los descubre en su sala cuando él regresa a casa.

  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake escribe canciones de amor para cortejar a su ex-novia; Herb y Alan esconden su amistad secreta a Judith.

  • Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie entrena a Jake en el arte de la infidelidad mientras su novia sale por la Navidad.

  • That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Charlie descubre que Chelsea no ha sido completamente honesta sobre sus finanzas.

  • She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Charlie se apresura a sacar a una mujer medio desnuda de su recámara antes de que llegue Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor).

  • David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Convencida de que Alan no es apreciado por su familia, Melissa le pide que viva con ella y con su madre.

  • I Think You Offended Don

    Judith está esperando una niña y Alan está convencido de que él es el padre; Jake está de muy buen humor y Charlie cree saber por qué.

  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Charlie descubre que no ha estado satisfaciendo a Chelsea; Alan intenta curar su caída de cabello sin gastar mucho dinero.

  • For the Sake of the Child

    Jake rechaza quedarse con Charlie y Alan después de que ellos lo avergüenzan en público.

  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea intenta ayudara a su hermosa compañera de cuarto para que supere un rompimiento romántico.

  • Untainted by Filth

    Charlie y Alan despiertan juntos en una cama con una mujer desconocida.

  • Give Me Your Thumb

    Alan sugiere que Chelsea se opere para reducir el tamaño de su pecho y Charlie lo corre.

  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan acepta trabajar para Evelyn; Charlie debe componer la inestable relación de Chelsea y Jake.

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Alan cuida al bebé de Judith y a su madre ebria; Jake usa una fotografía incriminatoria para chantajear a Charlie.

  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    La casa de Charlie se llena de mujeres cuando Chelsea lo convence para que se mude la novia de Alan.

  • 818-jklpuzo

    Charlie debe decidir entre su prometida, Chelsea, y su ex-novia, Mia.

  • Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

    Cuando Chelsea y Alan se hacen mejores amigos, Charlie intenta sacar ventaja de la situación.

  • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Alan descubre que no hay mucho espacio para él en la casa cuando Charlie le permite a Chelsea mudarse al lugar.

  • Thank God for Scoliosis

    Charlie y Jake luchan por el afecto de una camarera, mientras Alan lucha con la tensión sexual con su recepcionista.

  • Pinocchio's Mouth

    Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

  • Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Alan intenta escapar de Judith mientras Charlie y Herb están merodeando.

  • The Devil's Lube

    Cuando muere uno de los antiguos compañeros criminales de Charlie, él reevalúa su peligroso estilo de vida.

  • It's Always Nazi Week

    Cuando Judith patea a Herb, Alan llega para golpearlo.

  • A Jock Strap in Hell

    Los chicos coinciden con una ex-maestra (Alicia Witt) de Jake que se convirtió en bailarina exótica luego de un romance con Charlie; Charlie le da un cuarto y un empleo para ayudarla, pero las cosas se salen de control.

  • The Mooch at the Boo

    Charlie es dejado para cubrir cuando Jake desaparece con la hija del vecino; Alan consigue una cita con una chica muy guapa, gracias en parte al carro de Charlie.

  • Baseball Was Better With Steroids

    Cuando Charlie descubre que Mia ha regresado él empieza a dudar de su relación con Chelsea; Judith tiene que ir al hospital.

  • The Flavin' and the Mavin

    Alan espera un desastre cuando Charlie coquetea con la dulce recepcionista del primero.

  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Charlie intenta cocinar, Alan intenta salir con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo, y Jake prueba cervezas.

  • Pie Hole, Herb

    Alan cruza una línea cuando intenta recuperar un dinero que le prestó a Charlie.

  • Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    Charlie descubre que una de sus ex-novias tiene un hijo que se parece mucho a él.

  • Above Exalted Cyclops

    La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.

  • He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    Cuando Evelyn ofrece pagar par la educación universitaria de Jake, Alan se pregunta si tiene que seguir trabajando.

  • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    Evelyn finalmente conoce a Charlie y Chelsea.

  • The Two Finger Rule

    Chelsea descubre fotos de una mujer desnuda en el teléfono de Charlie.

  • My Son's Enormous Head

    Charlie lucha contra el impulso aplastante de huir cuando Chelsea se enferma y él es forzado a cuidar de ella.

  • The Ocu or the Pado?

    La vida de un soltero da un giro total cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él. La información del episodio se anunciará.

  • I'd Like to Start With the Cat

    La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.

  • Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie intenta resistirse a la tentación cuando conoce a la hija de la mujer con la que sale y descubre que ya se habían encontrado antes.

  • If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie descubre que siente atracción por una mujer mayor que escribe libros de autoayuda; Jake y Alan pelean por una tarea escolar.

  • Fish in a Drawer

    Un equipo CSI investiga una muerte misteriosa en la casa de Charlie.

  • Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan planea la boda de Evelyn; Charlie busca a su futura hermanastra.

  • Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan teme que la actitud de mujeriego de Charlie se salga de control.

  • Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie va con Jake a una doble cita y reúne a Alan con una prostituta.

  • The Soil Is Moist

    La cita de Alan, quien resulta ser una amiga de su ex, revela un secreto sobre la vida sexual de Judith.

  • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose vuelve de Inglaterra y cuida de Charlie enfermo de una manera muy extraña.

  • Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie ofrece consejos a Alan sobre cómo romper su relación con una mujer.

  • Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan busca vengarse cuando descubre que Charlie le robó a su novia de la preparatoria.

  • Tight's Good

    Charlie intenta resistirse a la atracción que siente por su futura hermanastra (Jenny McCarthy).

  • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie tiene éxito como cantante estrella infantil provocando que Alan se sienta miserable.

  • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Charlie y Alan discuten sobre el lugar de Alan en la casa, provocando que Alan y Jake se mudan con Evelyn.

  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    A la novia de Charlie no le gusta ser vista con él en público; Jake se escapa sigilosamente para ir a un concierto.

  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie tiene que entretener al hijo de 4 años de su novia; Alan se convierte en un conejillo de indias humano.

  • City of Great Racks

    Aunque Charlie se está acercando más a Linda, el empieza a ver el rostro de Rose por dondequiera que mira.

  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie permite que Alan le prepare una cita con una mujer de su edad.

  • Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie se comporta de forma extraña después de una noche con su madre; la pareja (Janeane Garofalo) de Alan reacciona de forma extraña después de hacer el amor.

  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie y Alan intentan preparar a Jake para su primer día en la secundaria.

  • My Damn Stalker

    Charlie debe enfrentar sus sentimientos cuando Rose anuncia que se muda a Londres; Alan actualiza su perfil en Internet, sólo para terminar con una conocida (Allison Janney).

  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Cuando Jake le dice a Charlie y a Alan que él seguido escucha a Judith y a Herb (Ryan Stiles), acciona la memoria reprimida de Charlie.

  • Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta descubre que Alan ha estado saliendo con su hija (Sara Rue).

  • Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie organiza una fiesta que no deseaba realizar; Evelyn intenta evitar que Charlie se quede dormido en la fiesta.

  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Charlie y Alan tienen una doble cita, dejando a Jake solo en casa por primera vez.

  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Charlie ayuda a Berta a enfrentar al hombre que embarazó a su hija (Sara Rue); Alan satisface un fetiche secreto.

  • Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie no se da cuenta que su última novia es una versión más joven de su madre.

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertiliy

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Who's Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie le dice a Alan la verdad acerca de su separación de Mia; un vecino (Steven Tyler) famoso provoca problemas.

  • Working for Caligula

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

  • Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie y Alan deben enfrentar sus 'asuntos de papi' cuando el nuevo novio de Evelyn los invita a Las Vegas.

  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie pierde una mujer por culpa de un joven (Enrique Iglesias) apuesto y servicial que trabaja en su casa.

  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Jake tiene un beneficio inesperado en la pista con Charlie; Alan visita el Departamento de Automóviles.

  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    La amistad de Alan con un papá soltero homosexual incita tanto Alan como Charlie a reconsiderar sus identidades sexuales.

  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan prepara a Jake para la boda de Judith; Charlie continúa su romance con la hermana de Herb.

  • Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Charlie se acerca a la hermana ingeniosa de Herb, mientras se aproxima la boda de Judith y Herb.

  • It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Tras descubrir que la infancia de Jake casi ha terminado, Alan hace un intento de último minuto para acercarse a su hijo; Kandi inicia una nueva carrera.

  • I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Evelyn sorprende a Charlie y Alan al decirles que ella no tendrá ningún doliente en su funeral.

  • Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Una mujer (Morgan Fairchild) más madura ayuda a Charlie a reconstruir su ego después de que está inseguro por su edad.

  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie está convencido de haber visto a su padre fallecido al vivir una experiencia cercana a la muerte.

  • A Pot-Smoking Monkey

    Después de su separación, Alan quiere ganar la custodia del perro de él y Kandi.

  • Release the Dogs

    Alan acepta la sugerencia de Charlie de ir a la playa para curar su insomnio; Jake le pide a Charlie no salir con la madre de una chica que le gusta.

  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Charlie debe elegir entre su novia y su ama de casa; Alan intenta vender el condominio de Kandi, pero el sexo sigue entrometiéndose.

  • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie y Mia planean su boda a pesar de las complicaciones en ambos lados de la familia.

  • Arguments for a Quickie

    La ex-novia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) de Charlie regresa con una solicitud inesperada.

  • Just Once with Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • And the Plot Moistens

    Alan descubre que él tiene más en común con la maestra de Jake que con Kandi; Charlie ayuda a Jake a preparar una canción para su audición para la escuela musical.

  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie duerme con la madre de Kandi, mientras Alan intenta reconciliarse con su hija; Kandi arregla una cita entre su padre y Judith.

  • Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Kandi se muda con Alan provocando muchos problemas porque Charlie tiene aventuras con varias mujeres.

  • The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan tiene problemas financieros por pagar los recibos de su joven novia.

  • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

    Charlie boicotea un banquete de premios de publicidad, tras haber perdido varios años consecutivos contra su némesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

  • Ergo, the Booty Call

    Alan intenta evitar llevar a su sexy novia de 22 años a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.

  • My Tongue Is Meat

    Cuando Charlie descubre que no puede continuar con el estilo de vida saludable que Mia le impuso, él consume cigarrillos, cerveza y hamburguesas en el garaje.

  • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie planea una cita romántica con Mia con la esperanza de consumar su relación; Alan empieza a salir con la más reciente ex-novia de Charlie.

  • Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Charlie debe enfrentar los retos de una relación que no está basada en el sexo.

  • That Special Tug

    La crisis emocional de Alan después de dejar a Jake para que pase el fin de semana fuera de casa, envía a Charlie al terapeuta.

  • Santa's Village of the Damned

    Alan sale con una mujer dominante que se apodera de la casa durante las Navidades.

  • Something Salty and Twisted

    Alan organiza una comida familiar para celebrar un artículo periodístico que lo llama un 'buen médico, buen vecino y buen tipo', pero se sorprende cuando su madre, Evelyn, no se impresiona.

  • Madame and Her Special Friend

    Una mujer (Cloris Leachman) mayor y adinerada se enamora de Alan.

  • That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie estafa a Jake para que tome clases de ballet para acercarse a la maestra.

  • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    El padre de Rose confronta a Charlie sobre sus intenciones hacia su hija.

  • Hi, Mr. Horned One

    A Charlie le gusta salir con Isabella, una mujer sexual, hasta que ella amenaza con ponerle una maldición.

  • We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Charlie responde inapropiadamente a la declaración de amor de una mujer, y Rose comenta que su problema para mantener una relación duradera se debe a temas que quedaron pendientes con su mamá.

  • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

  • Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

  • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

  • Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

    Charlie se ofrece a cuidar a Jake durante el fin de semana después de que Alan se cae del techo.

  • I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Cuando Charlie y Alan muestran sus frustraciones personales; Rose intenta ayudar a los hermanos a resolver sus emociones.

  • Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

    Evelyn toma medidas drásticas para ingresarse de nuevo en las vidas de sus hijos después de que Charlie la aisla.

  • Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    Cuando la casa de Judith resulta dañada por un terremoto, Alan la invita a quedarse con él en la casa de Charlie.

  • A Lungful of Alan

    La poca agraciada amiga escolar de Alan regresa como una mujer preciosa, y los hermanos inmediatamente compiten por sus atenciones.

  • Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie duerme sin querer con la esposa de un hombre (Orson Bean) mayor.

  • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Alan se niega a dejar a Jake con Evelyn para dormir en su casa hasta que empieza a festejar con Charlie y observa un autobús lleno de hermosas jugadoras de voleibol.

  • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Después de aceptar un préstamo de Evelyn, Alan tiene problemas para salir con ella, su nueva enamorada y con su hija.

  • A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Cuando Evelyn lee en los obituarios que su segundo marido, Harry, ha muerto, ella asiste al funeral con Alan, y se pone furiosa al descubrir que Alan y Harry tenían contacto tras su divorcio.

  • Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Charlie se sorprende cuando Jake descubre un sitio de Internet dedicado a sus habilidades con las mujeres.

  • A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

    Alan desea tener una cita con una hermosa ex-novia (Jeri Ryan) de Charlie, pero mientras ellos salen, él está atormentado con pensamientos de ella con Charlie.

  • It Was Mame, Mom

    Cuando un publicista homosexual invita a Charlie a una fiesta, Charlie hace que Alan lo acompañe como su pareja.

  • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

    Charlie no hace caso al consejo médico de Alan para que visite a su hermosa doctora después de que se lastima su espalda.

  • Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

    Judith deja a Jake con Alan y Charlie cuando ella pasa una semana en Hawai, y los chicos descubren que cuidar diariamente a Jake es muy diferente a las visitas de fin de semana.

  • Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Charlie intenta distraer a Alan de una próxima intervención quirúrgica planeando un viaje a Las Vegas.

  • The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Charlie está abrumado al intentar escribirle una canción a una de las historietas cómicas favoritas de Jake.

  • Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie coincide con una antigua enamorada que en algún momento creyó que sería la señora Right (Denise Richards) y se alegra al enterarse que su matrimonio no ha funcionado.

  • Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan conoce a una mujer en el supermercado que cumple todas sus fantasías sexuales.

  • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie y Alan contratan a la hermana (Camryn Manheim) de Berta para que atienda una fiesta que su madre las ha encargado organizar para ella misma.

  • The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Alan niega haber robado un juguete durante su infancia y teme poseer un lado oscuro, hasta que Charlie admite que él plantó el juguete a Alan para evitarse problemas.

  • Bad News From the Clinic

    Charlie conoce a la mujer de su vida y se enamora de una dama que lo supera en los juegos rudos.

  • Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Evelyn, la mamá de Charlie, le pide prestado su Mercedes para intentar impresionar a un príncipe al que le quiere comprar una propiedad.

  • A Bag Full of Jawea

    Charlie intenta salvar a Jake de una suspensión escolar por coquetear con su maestra, pero los resultados son desafortunados.

  • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Judith sale con el pediatra de Jake, y Alan se molesta hasta que Charlie le advierte que si ella se vuelve a casar, se debe olvidar de su dinero.

  • Back Off Mary Poppins

    Alan descubre que Charlie pertenece a un exclusivo grupo de hombres, y le ruega a su hermano que le permita ingresar a él.

  • No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie pone en peligro el acuerdo de divorcio de Alan al acostarse con su abogada, Laura (Heather Locklear).

  • Can You Feel My Finger?

    Charlie se asusta ante un posible embarazo y acude al médico para practicarse una vasectomía.

  • Just Like Buffalo

    Charlie intenta convencer al grupo que apoya a Judith tras su divorcio, para que le permitan a Jake pasar con en su casa los fines de semana.

  • My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Charlie intenta curar el sonambulismo de Alan; Jake asiste con una terapeuta (Jane Lynch).

  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    Después de una discusión padre e hijo, Alan y Judith deciden llevar al melancólico Jake a ver una terapeuta.

  • I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

    La hermana (Teri Hatcher) de Judith ve a Alan en la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.

  • An Old Flame With a New Wick

    Charlie se sorprende al descubrir que su ex novia es ahora un hombre (Chris O'Donnell).

  • Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Alan ofende a Charlie cuando escoge a sus primos como guardianes de Jake en el evento de su muerte.

  • That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie le informa a Charlie y Alan porqué ella y su hijas se fugaron.

  • Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Contra la opinión de Alan, Charlie se enamora de una mujer enloquecida llamada Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

  • I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie se da cuenta que está quebrado cuando su tarjeta de crédito es rechazada en la tienda. Richard Lewis estelariza como invitado.

  • Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Charlie arregla una cita para su hermano enfermo Alan, y lo lleva a un baño de vapor para eliminar los síntomas del resfriado.

  • Camel Filters and Pheremones

    La nieta preciosa de la ama de llaves viene a trabajar con ella y atrae la atención de los hombres; Alan trata de convencer a Judith que la casa de Charlie le hace bien a Jake.

  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Renuentemente, Alan concede someterse a un arreglo personal después de encontrarse con su ex esposa y su nuevo novio.

  • Merry Thanksgiving

    En un intento por probar que él es un hombre de familia, Charlie invita a Lisa (Denise Richards) para la comida del Día de Acción de Gracias.

  • Phase One, Complete

    Charlie sospecha que una mujer utiliza a Evelyn y a Jake para acercarse a él.

  • Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    Charlie descubre que los compañeros de Jake conocen las letras de sus canciones, y se inspira para hacer un sorprendente trabajo musical.

  • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    Jake dibuja los glúteos tatuados de una amiga de Charlie para un trabajo escolar.

  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Después de que Evelyn termina con su nuevo pretendiente, Charlie y Alan piden ayuda a Jake para que la anime; Charlie enseña a Jake a escuchar llamadas telefónicas de mujeres.

  • Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie y Alan conocen a varias mujeres mientras asisten a uno de los juegos de fútbol de Jake.

  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Alan le ofrece ayuda a Charlie para recuperar a su novia, si él consigue que Jake acepte cenar con su madre.

  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Un trago da valor a unos hermanos para enfrentar a su madre dominante.

  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie no sabe cómo disciplinar a Jake por atraer a su cuarto a un grupo de gaviotas.

  • Pilot

    La vida de un soltero (Charlie Sheen) se transforma cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él; Charlie descubre que hombre que cría a chico de 10 años llama la atención de las mujeres, y decide que tener a Alan y Jake cerca podría no ser tan malo.

  • Next Stop, Stripper Island

    A festive edition of the award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

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