Two and a Half Men: Season 12 (2014)
- Season 12 Episode 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
- Season 12 Episode 7: Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
- Season 12 Episode 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
- Season 12 Episode 5: Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
- Season 12 Episode 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
- Season 12 Episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
- Season 12 Episode 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a prenuptial agreement, which makes him reconsider getting married. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 12 Episode 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Return of the award-winning American comedy. In the first episode, Walden decides to reprioritise his life following a health scare on Halloween. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
Two and a Half Men: Season 11 (2013 - 2014)
- Season 11 Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Lyndsey goes off the deep end when Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot. Starring Courtney Thorne-Smith, DB Sweeney and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 11 Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car, and Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Amber Tamblyn and Clark Duke
- Season 11 Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Walden's therapist suggests that casual sex might help him get over his habit of falling in love too quickly. Meanwhile, Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 11 Episode 19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian, a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. Comedy, guest starring Mila Kunis
- Season 11 Episode 18: West Side Story
Walden receives an invitation to the opening of his ex-girlfriend Kate's boutique, and Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 11 Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Larry's sister, Gretchen, and Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 11 Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden worries that his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister Gretchen. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 11 Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry, while Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer
- Season 11 Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan is upset when he discovers Lyndsey failed to tell him that she broke up with Larry. Meanwhile, Walden endeavours to prove his masculinity after it is questioned. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 11 Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Walden and Alan work together to plan a bachelor party to remember for Marty after he pops the question to Evelyn. However, things take a turn for the worse when he suddenly calls off the wedding. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 11 Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Walden feels put out when Nicole prioritises her software project over him, so he offers to help her with it. Meanwhile, Larry persuades Alan to go on a blind date. Guest-starring Jeff Probst
- Season 11 Episode 11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Alan offers Jenny some relationship advice, while Walden enters into a new project with a former employee. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 11 Episode 10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand, while Alan unwittingly wins the affections of his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife. Meanwhile, Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Guest-starring Aly Michalka and Diane Farr
- Season 11 Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden's date with an accident-prone model lasts longer than he expected. Meanwhile, Alan starts seeing a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 11 Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Walden finds himself in grave danger as a consequence of Alan and Lyndsey's affair, so he turns to Rose for help. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey
- Season 11 Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Walden and Alan arrange a double date with two attractive women, but a jealous Lyndsey is intent on ruining their evening. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Courtney Thorne-SmithThursday 25th December 9:01pm EST - WUSA (CBS)
- Season 11 Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
- Season 11 Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 11 Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden attends a party with Jenny and her attractive bunch of friends, while Alan's affair with Lyndsey is jeopardised. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 11 Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 11 Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 11 Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter turns up at Walden's beach house to connect with her family, and Alan is shocked to discover how much she resembles her father. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 11 Episode 18/19: West Side Story/Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Double bill of the comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher. Walden receives an invitation to the opening of his ex-girlfriend's boutique, while Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house. Then, Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian - and Alan and Gretchen grow closer
Two and a Half Men: Season 10 (2012 - 2013)
- Season 10 Episode 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Jake and Alan go on a trip. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones, Hilary Duff and Marilu Henner
- Season 10 Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia
Alan is encouraged by Walden to update his look, and then faces a moral dilemma when he attracts the attention of a married woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones
- Season 10 Episode 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond
Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey ends their relationship, so Walden tries to find a way to help him get back on his feet. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Courtney Thorne-Smith
- Season 10 Episode 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter - and Alan and Walden become involved in the ugly repercussions. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 10 Episode 19: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Herb goes on a wild party binge at the beach house, prompting Walden and Alan to feel the need to keep up with him. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 10 Episode 18: The 9:04 From Pemberton
Alan seeks refuge with Herb after he and Walden have a disagreement. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Ryan Stiles
- Season 10 Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Walden attends a singles' night with friends from high school. He encounters Bridget, and they begin talking about getting back together - which worries Alan. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 10 Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Alan tries to make Valentine's Day special for Lindsay, but his plans go awry at the last minute. Meanwhile, with Kate back in town, Walden tries to persuade her to take him back. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 10 Episode 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Jake returns from the base with his girlfriend Tammy, and asks Walden for money so he can propose to her. However, the teenager has misunderstood his relationship with the tattoo shop owner, who has several children and just wants a bit of fun with no strings attached. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 10 Episode 14: Run Steven Staven! Run!
Lyndsey threatens to end things with Alan when he refuses to give her a key to the house, while Walden, Herb and Billy commiserate about their failed relationships. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne
- Season 10 Episode 13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Walden decides to tell Kate the truth, so he flies to New York to meet her, but his revelation only succeeds in upsetting the fashion designer. Meanwhile, Alan expresses his enthusiasm for musical theatre with a song-and-dance routine
- Season 10 Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest
Kate expresses frustration at her lack of career development, so Walden tries to help in a way that will not blow his cover as regular guy Sam Wilson - by giving Alan $100,000 to invest in Kate's fashion designs. However, Walden begins to feel guilty when Kate shows her gratitude, and he later begins to experience erectile dysfunction
- Season 10 Episode 10: One Nut Johnson
Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head
- Season 10 Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee
Kandi, now a successful Hollywood actress, tries to get back with Alan. He turns her down, citing his commitment to Lindsay, before landing himself in hot water when compromising images appear online. Award-winning American comedy series, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 10 Episode 8: Something My Gynaecologist Said
Alan hesitates over whether to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but receives inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys the perks of dating a rich, older woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 10 Episode 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Walden hires a professional actress to pose as his girlfriend when he becomes tired of the ups and downs of a traditional relationship, and Jake arranges for a beach-house rendezvous with his sweetheart Missi. Guest starring Miley Cyrus
- Season 10 Episode 6: Ferrets, Attack!
Award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 10 Episode 5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
After a series of bad double date set-ups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman. Unfortunately, she turns out to be Charlie's ex, Rose. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey
- Season 10 Episode 4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi (guest star Miley Cyrus) pays a visit, but his problems appear to have disappeared when Jake shows up unexpectedly. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones
- Season 10 Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to take their relationship to another level by allowing Walden to become involved in their more intimate moments. But the plan goes awry when Walden realises he is still in love with Zoey. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 10 Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown when he and Zoey split up, taking his anger out on Alan, Robin and business partner Billy, before using a dog he finds on the beach to get even with his ex-girlfriend at Ava's birthday party. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 10 Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
The Award-winning American comedy series returns to follow the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan, who has taken up residence in his late brother's beachfront house with his son Jake, only for internet billionaire Walden Schmidt to stumble into their lives. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
- 10 Episode 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spiritsMonday 22nd December 5:00pm EST - FX
Two and a Half Men: Season 9 (2011 - 2012)
- Season 9 Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 23: The Straw in My Doughnut Hole
Alan is released from hospital following his heart attack, prompting his friends and family to shower him with love and affection. However, Zoey is not so sure he deserves all the attention. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer
- Season 9 Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
Alan suffers a minor heart attack, and is admitted to hospital to recuperate. However, his time on the wards proves less than relaxing when he is visited by the ghost of his brother Charlie - who takes a wholly unexpected form. Comedy, guest starring Kathy Bates
- Season 9 Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says Yes
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter go to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife Bridget. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with the relationship between their mothers. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech
With Zoey out of town, Walden ends up hanging out with Jake and Eldridge, who enlist him to drive them to a high school party. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey decide to introduce their mothers to each other. Comedy, guest starring Holland Taylor and Georgia Engel
- Season 9 Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's former business partner Billy (guest star Patton Oswalt) turns up at the beach house to present his old colleague with a new money-making scheme. However, the pair's frosty relationship threatens to get in the way of success. Meanwhile, a lonely Alan goes to visit Bertha. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 9 Episode 17: Not in My Mouth!
Walden shares his true feelings with Zoey during a near-death experience, but is upset when she does not reciprocate. Meanwhile, Alan begins to suspect Lyndsey has a drinking problem. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
A storm traps Alan, Walden and their significant others in the beach house on Valentine's Day. As time begins to wear on, the two men find themselves caught in the crossfire of Lyndsey and Zoey's feud. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to find a way to spice up his lovelife with Zoey, but she is reluctant to talk about their antics in the bedroom, so he decides to help her loosen up with a batch of Berta's special brownies. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Sophie Winkleman
- Season 9 Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
Zoey asks Walden to shave his beard and cut his hair to make him more presentable for her colleagues, and Alan discovers his old flame Lyndsey is dating a younger man. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Sophie Winkleman, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne-Smith
- Season 9 Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden's mother teams up with Bridget to take over his company, but he refuses to give up control easily and appoints Alan as a member of the board to help defend his interests. American comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
- Season 9 Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden is looking forward to meeting Zoey's parents over Christmas. However, a visit from his own mother brings early childhood memories to the surface, and his reaction is less than merry. Comedy, starring Ashton KutcherMonday 22nd December 4:30pm EST - FX
- Season 9 Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden seems to have moved on following his divorce, and is busy trying his best to impress a new love interest, only for Bridget to make another reappearance. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Judy Greer
- Season 9 Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass
Walden tries to find romance with an attractive British woman, but neither of them is sure he is ready to get back into the dating game
- Season 9 Episode 9: Frodo's Headshot
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
- Season 9 Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse
Alan becomes overly emotional when Walden begins redecorating the beach house
- Season 9 Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake develops a crush on his chemistry tutor, who in turn takes a liking to Walden. Meanwhile, Evelyn is hired as an interior designer and Alan starts reading one of Charlie's old journals. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 6: The Squat and the Hover
Walden, depressed after receiving divorce papers, is cheered up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
- Season 9 Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan is mortified when he discovers Lyndsey has entered the adult film industry, so Walden hosts a party to lift his spirits
- Season 9 Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
Alan tries to reconnect with Lyndsey, and Walden decides he is ready to move on from his relationship with Bridget. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
- Season 9 Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan helps Walden prepare for a date with Bridget, and Jake hopes to replicate the billionaire's success by dropping out of school
- Season 9 Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
Internet billionaire Walden tries to deal with his ex-wife Bridget. Comedy, guest starring Judy Greer
- Season 9 Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake become one-and-a-half men as they bid a tearful goodbye to Charlie, but their numbers are soon bolstered when they meet internet billionaire Walden Schmidt. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
Two and a Half Men: Season 8 (2010 - 2011)
- Season 8 Episode 16: That Darn Priest
Charlie is tricked into fearing for his safety as his so-called affair continues, and Rose finds out how all Alan's investments are being spent. Desperate to keep his scam under wraps, he follows her home to beg for her silence, but ends up discovering the truth about her husband Manny. The last ever episode featuring Charlie Sheen
- Season 8 Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Alan receives investment money from family members for his booming chiropractic business, and pockets their contribution instead of using it to further his plans. Meanwhile, Gordon delivers a pizza to Rose's house, and catches sight of her new husband
- Season 8 Episode 14: Looking' for Japanese Subs
Rose moves back to the beach with her elusive new husband Manny Quinn, and the tables appear to have turned when she demands that Charlie should stay away from her. However, a spot of stalking results in the pair agreeing to have a passionate affair. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge try to film a collection of Jackass-style stunts
- Season 8 Episode 13: Skunk, Dog, C**p and Ketchup
Alan forbids Lindsey from inviting Charlie to her housewarming party when he begins to suspect his womanising brother is about to make a move on her. However, the plan backfires and he ends up getting banned himself - forcing him to spy on proceedings from the outside
- Season 8 Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
A depressed Charlie laments that all his relationships have failed, and becomes so desperate for attention that he shows up at a party Jake is attending. With nowhere else left to go, he turns his attention to his therapist Dr Freeman (guest star Jane Lynch), who explains that instead of picking up women he needs to go out and make more friends
- Season 8 Episode 11: Dead From the Waist Down
Alan feels inadequate when he realises he cannot shower Lindsey with gifts the way Charlie does with Courtney. Desperate to gain ground, he offers massages at the mall for extra money, but when this venture fails to bring in a decent profit, he decides to resort to desperate measures
- Season 8 Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Courtney is released from prison, and immediately hooks up with Charlie. Alan worries that the ex-con is taking advantage of his brother, and goes to Evelyn for advice, but when he arrives at her house, he realises his mother is conducting a similar scam on Marty Pepper. Jenny McCarthy guest stars
- Season 8 Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa
Berta take a few days off and arranges for a friend fill in as a replacement housekeeper, but she fails to live up to Charlie's high standards. Meanwhile, Alan gets back together with Lindsey, but discovers he has a stalker in the form of his sweetheart's ex-husband Chris
- Season 8 Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan hope to cheer up a depressed Evelyn by inviting Russell the pharmacist to her birthday party. However, when he shows up with a hot date in tow, the Harper matriarch ends up even more upset
- Season 8 Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Rose makes one of her dramatic balcony entrances, interrupting Charlie's romantic evening with Michelle. She proceeds to reveal that she is about to get married, prompting Alan and his long-suffering brother to crash the event. However, things are not quite what they seem
- Season 8 Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie begins to have second thoughts about a woman he is dating when he discovers she is slightly older than him, and Alan ends up getting arrested after he is caught in a compromising position at the cinema
- Season 8 Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Evelyn advises Charlie to get some minor plastic surgery done in Las Vegas. While he is away, Alan assumes his identity, and secures the attentions of a female admirer at Pavlov's. However, when he returns home with her, it appears she has an ulterior motive for responding to his advances
- Season 8 Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lindsey takes every opportunity to remind Alan he accidentally burnt down her house, and when Charlie goes to check out the charred remains, he ends up bonding with Herb, Gordon the pizza guy and Lindsey's ex-husband Chris (guest star Judd Nelson)
- Season 8 Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
- Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper
- Season 8 Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Eldridge's mother Lindsey, and is so furious that he decides to moves out and live with Judith full time. Meanwhile, Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit
Two and a Half Men: Season 7 (2009 - 2010)
- Season 7 Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie relies on Jake to be his driver when he loses his licence, and is less than impressed when Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party
- Season 7 Episode 21: Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake try to bond on a road trip to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited, while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his previous girlfriends
- Season 7 Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the 'girlfriend experience.'
- Season 7 Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan struggles as he is attracted to the Lyndsay, but her son, who is Jake's new friend, has a bad influence on his son. Meanwhile, Charlie has trouble writing the theme song for a new TV show
- Season 7 Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which causes problems when his ex suggests a reconciliation, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient
- Season 7 Episode 17: I Found Your Mustache
After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice
- Season 7 Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 7 Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain
Charlie tells Chelsea he thinks Brad is perfect for her, sparking a bitter argument. Chelsea leaves and a jealous Charlie begins to drink heavily, but when the two meet up a few days later she confesses she is attracted to Brad after all. Charlie Sheen stars
- Season 7 Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For
It is left to Charlie and Evelyn to hire an attorney for Alan after he end up in jail for punching a man who was flirting with his date. However, when Chelsea appears to have a crush on the attorney, Brad, and Charlie begins to worry the lawyer is her perfect guy
- Season 7 Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie tries to avoid going to see Chelsea's parents, using his colonoscopy appointment as an excuse, but the tables are turned when Chelsea discovers the truth and invites her parents to stay with them. Charlie returns home without knowing that Alan, Berta and Jake are all in on it. While at the house Chelsea's dad confesses a big secret to Charlie and Alan
- Season 7 Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes Celeste love songs in a bid to win her back, while Judith tries to stop Alan and Herb's new friendship in its tracks
- Season 7 Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she is away for the festive season, and Evelyn brings a TV producer to Christmas dinnerTuesday 23rd December 5:30pm EST - FX
- Season 7 Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 7 Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 7 Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea's attractive room-mate from college comes to stay after breaking up with her boyfriend, causing the men to fight among themselves for her attention. Charlie Sheen stars
- Season 7 Episode 7: Untainted by Filth
To celebrate Charlie and Chelsea setting a date for their wedding, Alan and his brother get drunk but wake up in bed together with a strange woman
- Season 7 Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb
Chelsea is suffering from longstanding back pain so Alan suggests she gets breast reduction surgery, much to Charlie's horror who promptly kicks his brother out
- Season 7 Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child
Sick of Alan and Charlie's constant bickering, Jake moves out, so the pair try to work through their differences by following a couples counselling book - to little avail
- Season 7 Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts a new job with his mother so he can move out and spend more time with Melissa, while Chelsea is upset about the way Jake is treating her. Starring Jon Cryer and Jennifer Taylor
- Season 7 Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan finds himself dealing with Judith's mother in an attempt to get closer to his ex-wife's new baby, while Jake seeks every opportunity to drive when he gets his licence. Starring Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle
- Season 7 Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie's fiancee Chelsea persuades him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, but the men become frustrated when the girls take over the house
- Season 7 Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo
Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancee Mia launch her music career, but he struggles with his feelings for her, while Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with himTuesday 30th December 11:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
Two and a Half Men: Season 6 (2008 - 2009)
- Season 6 Episode 24: Baseball With Better Steroids
Charlie has doubts about his feelings for Chelsea when he learns Mia has arrived back in town and Alan tries to write a screenplay. Later, the gang rushes Judith to hospital when she goes into labour. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor, Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle starMonday 29th December 11:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 6 Episode 23: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor and Jon Cryer starFriday 26th December 11:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 6 Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Charlie feels upset by the loss of his bachelor pad when he lets Chelsea move into his flat, and Alan realises there will not be any room for him in the houseTuesday 23rd December 11:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 6 Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her friend Rose. Jennifer Taylor, Jon Cryer and Melanie Lynskey starMonday 22nd December 11:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 6 Episode 20: Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
Charlie desperately tries to stop Chelsea and Evelyn becoming friends following their first meeting. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor and Holland Taylor star
- Season 6 Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds revealing photos of another woman on Charlie's phone, leading him to swap stories of sexual encounters during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome
- Season 6 Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie cares for Chelsea when she becomes ill - but is forced to fight his overwhelming urge to flee from the situation. Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor star
- Season 6 Episode 17: The Ocu or the Pado?
Charlie reveals his true feelings to Chelsea and is shocked by her unexpected response. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor
- Season 6 Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie lands himself in a difficult situation when he has to hurry a date out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at his place. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor
- Season 6 Episode 15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat
A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.
- Season 6 Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Melissa believes Alan is not appreciated by members of his family after they show little interest in a birthday party she throws for him, so she decides to ask him to live with her
- Season 6 Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
Charlie believes he has found out the reason behind Jake's bad mood, while Alan continues to think he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 6 Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress's affection while Alan becomes attracted to his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 6 Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
Charlie is forced to rethink his playboy attitude when an old friend dies during a visit. Guest starring James Earl Jones, Emilio Estevez and Melanie Lynskey
- Season 6 Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Alan thinks about retiring when Evelyn announces she will take care of Jake's college education, but the youngster displays a talent that could change their future plans for him
- Season 6 Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo
Alan's love life begins to improve with the help of his brother's Mercedes, while Charlie is forced to cover for Jake after he disappears with a former NFL player's daughter. Starring Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
- Season 6 Episode 8: Pinnocchio's Mouth
Charlie's girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake. Guest starring Jennifer Taylor
- Season 6 Episode 7: Best H.O. Money can Buy
Part two of two. Charlie and Herb enjoy a night out around the town, while Alan tries to end his relationship with Judith. Guest starring Ryan Stiles
- Season 6 Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced.
- Season 6 Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
Charlie tries to help out Jake's former teacher Miss Paternak by giving her a room and a job because she became a stripper after a fling with the bachelor. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Harper star
- Season 6 Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin
Alan believes the situation will end badly when Charlie begins dating his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 6 Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie puts his skills in the kitchen to the test while Alan tries to date two women at the same time and Jake samples his first beer. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 6 Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
Alan finds himself in the awkward posiition of trying to recover $38 that he lent to Charlie. However, Charlie ejects him from the house. Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen star
- Season 6 Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie bumps into a former flame and is shocked to discover he bears a striking resemblance to her son. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
Two and a Half Men: Season 5 (2007 - 2008)
- Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie faces a dilemma when he meets the adult daughter of his latest date, and his former therapist Dr Freeman returns. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of The Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing
- Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
The CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception. Special episode, written by CSI writers Evan Dunsky, Sarah Goldfinger, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanka. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan throws himself enthusiastically into planning Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiance, while Charlie continues to pursue his manipulative future stepsister, getting advice from Rose on how best to stalk the object of his affections. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star
- Season 5 Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is getting out of control. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 5 Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
Alan goes on a date with one of Judith's friends, who reveals some surprising information about his former wife's sex life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England and takes on the job of nursing a sick Charlie, but her methods turn out to be somewhat disturbing. Meanwhile, Alan begins to feel Jake is pulling away from him. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 5 Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
When Alan feels his latest relationship is going badly, Charlie offers him advice on the best way to break up with someone. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan learns that Charlie stole his girlfriend back in high school, and tries to get revenge - but the plan leads to disaster. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, his soon-to-be stepsister
- Season 5 Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Alan is annoyed when Charlie becomes famous after writing a successful children's song. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
Alan takes Jake away to move in with his mother, after having an argument with Charlie over a decorative bowl. Robert Wagner guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Jake disobeys his father's orders and sneaks out of the house to attend a concert. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him at an important dinner after a medication mix-up makes him change character. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 5 Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie is forced to come up with different ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile Alan becomes a test subject for a drug study to raise some funds. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
- Season 5 Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but the former has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. Jane Lynch guest stars alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in the 100th episode of the US comedy
- Season 5 Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge called Linda, but the bachelor shows his inexperience in dating woman of his own age. Desperate for a second chance, he goes to great lengths to speak to her again. When he is arrested by the police, he is able to see her in court
- Season 5 Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also acts out of character the next morning. Janeane Garofalo guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping when he prepares to start a new school - until they land themselves in trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
Two and a Half Men: Season 4 (2006 - 2007)
- Season 4 Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas and the brothers deal with lingering feelings about their mother's dating habits, discussing the men who have come into and out of their lives. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor
- Season 4 Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie is shocked when Chloe seems to show more interest in the handyman working on his house than him - but Alan has little sympathy for his brother. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Rachel Cannon and Jon Cryer
- Season 4 Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Charlie takes Jake to the racetrack, and when Alan gives up his turn in the queue at the Department of Motor Vehicles to a pretty woman sitting next to him he ends up waiting all day
- Season 4 Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities when they befriend a gay single man, and Jake develops a crush on a man's daughter. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 4 Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister, Myra, and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Starring Charlie Sheen
- Season 4 Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan enters a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actress. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor
- Season 4 Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
The Harpers are shocked to be considered old when Charlie's young girlfriend takes him and Alan to a club. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces that she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual. Charlie Sheen stars
- Season 4 Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
When Charlie realises that new neighbour Danielle shares a lot in common with Alan, he proceeds to set them up. The matchmaker soon becomes jealous though and plans to sabotage the relationship. Brooke Shields guest stars
- Season 4 Episode 13: Don't Worry Speed Racer
Jake's admittance that he regularly overhears his mother Judith and her fiance Herb sleeping together brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose
- Season 4 Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter Naomi. He is initially worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, Starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 4 Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his date, but unexpectedly finds himself hosting a festive party as his family drop-in. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones starTuesday 23rd December 5:00pm EST - FX
- Season 4 Episode 10: Kissing Abe Lincoln
Charlie faces a difficult decision when his girlfriend Lydia, and Berta fight for his support - but turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 4 Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Alan tries to leave Charlie with the restaurant bill during a double date, but his frustrated brother soon plays him at his own game. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 8: Release the Dogs
Charlie suggests Alan should take a jog along the beach to cure his insomnia, but after his run takes a disastrous turn, he seeks help from a psychiatrist to learn the cause of his condition. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Berta swears revenge on the married man responsible when her daughter becomes pregnant, and forces Charlie to accompany her. Naomi helps with the housework. Naomi helps with the housework. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie finds himself attracted to real estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother, but this leads to difficulties. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 4 Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer stars
- Season 4 Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie attempts to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but nearly drowns. He tells Alan that their father appeared to him while he was at death's door and made a request that his brother feels reluctant to fulfill. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. The pair also deal with a noisy neighbour. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 4 Episode 1: Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house, and the latter suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
Two and a Half Men: Season 3 (2005 - 2006)
- Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 3 Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first ones. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Charlie and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school. Meanwhile, Alan starts to fall for Francine upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father, Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby
- Season 3 Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan encounters financial problems when he starts paying for all his girlfriend's bills, and gets into trouble with Judith for not paying his alimony cheque on time. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
- Season 3 Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
When Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, he decides to boycott the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. The rest of the family try to con him into going. Comedy, starring Charlie SheenTuesday 23rd December 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 3 Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
Alan has trouble deciding whether he should take his much younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party, afraid his former wife Judith will not approve. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon CryerMonday 22nd December 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 3 Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat
Mia chides Charlie for his unhealthy diet, addiction to cigars and fondness for alcohol, making him so resentful that he begins to question whether he is really in love with her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
- Season 3 Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie is desperate to consummate his relationship with Mia so he arranges a romantic date. However, his oversexed ex-girlfriend Kandi throws a spanner in the works. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle VaugierTuesday 30th December 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 3 Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie finds it difficult to deal with a relationship that is not based on sex, so when he makes an inappropriate proposal towards Mia, their chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle VaugierMonday 29th December 11:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 3 Episode 12: That Special Tug
Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him, so Charlie dates a psychiatrist in the hope that she might help his brother deal with his insecurities. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, all her delicious feasts cause Charlie and him to pile on the pounds, and it is not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon CryerWednesday 24th December 3:00pm EST - FX
- Season 3 Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Alan begins to see himself in a new light, and vows to a sceptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for approval from his mother and the other women in his life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes romantically interested in Alan, while Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman
- Season 3 Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie's romantic advances are rejected by a teacher - forcing him to prove to Alan he can attain a date from the woman, but Jake becomes infatuated with her after joining her ballet classes. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
- Season 3 Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the night after her birthday party. Her irate father is quickly on the scene demanding to know what the future holds for the couple, but is interrupted when Evelyn unexpectedly shows up. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones, with guest star Martin Sheen
- Season 3 Episode 6: Hi, Mr Horned One
Charlie continues to date an attractive Satan worshipper - despite Alan's warnings - but when she threatens to put a curse on his manhood, he begins to see sense. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
- Season 3 Episode 5: We Called It Mr Pinky
Rose tells Charlie he is unable to sustain a lasting relationship with a woman because of his attitude to his mother, while Jake seeks advice about a girl at school. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
- Season 3 Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
Berta temporarily moves into the beach house with Charlie and Alan, causing tension to arise between the two men, and convincing Alan to find his own apartment. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
- Season 3 Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie is curious about Alan's mysterious love life - until he finds out his brother has been seeing his former wife Judith. He later admits to Rose that he is scared he will miss Jake if the couple patch up their differences and start again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 3 Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates, and Alan is summoned by the principal. Meanwhile, Charlie starts work at the chiropractor's office and promptly hires a masseuse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 3 Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Alan injures himself falling from the roof, forcing Charlie to look after nephew Jake for the weekend - until he finds his social life compromised. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
Two and a Half Men: Season 2 (2004 - 2005)
- Season 2 Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie sleeps with a young woman, oblivious to the fact she is married to an elderly man. Jake's teacher asks him to write a report of his weekend and he describes how the man showed up at the apartment looking for his wife, but the story veers some way from what really happened. Last in series
- Season 2 Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Evelyn hears that Jake has been spending a lot of time with his other grandparents and demands he stay with her for a night. Alan is horrified at the prospect of his son getting the same treatment he did, so Charlie tries to take his mind off things - with help from a female volleyball team
- Season 2 Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Evelyn sets Alan up with her boyfriend's daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab centre. However, their encounter soon spirals into chaos and finally results in his brand new sports car being involved in a televised high-speed chase. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
- Season 2 Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn discovers her second husband Harry has died and is pleased when Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her - until she finds out the pair had stayed in contact. Jake expresses his excitement at seeing a dead body, while Charlie looks forward to the prospect of meeting a recently bereaved widow
- Season 2 Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Judith bills Alan for a pair of expensive shoes she bought Jake, and Evelyn harasses Charlie for not keeping in contact. Peeved and generally aggrieved, the brothers take their frustrations out on each other. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer starSunday 28th December 8:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
The Harpers bump into Charlie's former girlfriend Sherri in a cafe and Alan takes an immediate shine to her, but can't get over her former relationship with his brother. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T JonesSunday 28th December 8:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is eager to impress at a party thrown by gay advertising executive Eric, and asks Alan to pretend to be his partner. However, when the host's beautiful former wife makes an appearance, his cover is soon blown. Guest starring Lucy Lawless, with Charlie Sheen and Jon CryerSaturday 27th December 9:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Charlie injures his back and refuses to let his chiropractor brother help him. Seeking medical advice, he finds out his new doctor is a beautiful woman - but does not realise they have met before. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T JonesSaturday 27th December 9:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Judith goes on holiday, leaving Alan to take care of Jake, but things do not go according to plan, meaning it is Charlie who becomes responsible for getting the youngster to school. Comedy, starring Charlie SheenTomorrow at 8:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure he is facing, so Charlie persuades him a trip to Las Vegas would take his mind off the operation. However, things take a turn for the worse and they end up staying at homeTomorrow at 8:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Evelyn attempts to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attentionToday at 9:30pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon CryerToday at 9:00pm EST - WDCW (CW)
- Season 2 Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan
One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It is not long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star
- Season 2 Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie cannot understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners
- Season 2 Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster does not think the music is right for the project
- Season 2 Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He is overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) guest stars
- Season 2 Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can
- Season 2 Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful towards Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons
- Season 2 Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Jake's grandmother tells him that Alan was caught shoplifting as a child, a crime he still has no memory of committing. When Charlie finally admits he planted the stolen goods on him, Evelyn has to step in to heal the rift between the brothers. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon CryerWednesday 31st December 5:30pm EST - FX
- Season 2 Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
Charlie starts going out with a female version of himself but does not like the way she treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill a sense of discipline into Jake in an attempt to improve his homework habits. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T JonesWednesday 31st December 5:00pm EST - FX
- Season 2 Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake forms a bond with Judith's new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. He promises to teach him to snorkel and scuba-dive, but things turn sour when the relationship endsTuesday 30th December 6:30pm EST - FX
- Season 2 Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
Jake faces suspension from school, so Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher Miss Pasternak. However, when he decides to end the relationship for his nephew's sake, he is not prepared for the repercussions. Starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T JonesTuesday 30th December 6:00pm EST - FX
- Season 2 Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan is encouraged by Charlie to return a keepsake he stole from Judith during their divorce. In doing so, he learns she has a new boyfriend - a revelation that makes him even more depressed. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon CryerTuesday 30th December 5:30pm EST - FX
- Season 2 Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins
Alan is upset when Charlie asks him to keep out the the way while his friends come over. He is further put out to learn all his old chums are at his former wife's house, leaving him alone - except for his brother's readily available stalker, who tries to cheer him upTuesday 30th December 5:00pm EST - FX
Two and a Half Men: Season 1 (2003 - 2004)
- Season 1 Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie makes a doctor's appointment for a vasectomy - but decides to freeze some sperm in case he ever wants children. However, the simple procedure of producing a sample seems destined to fail as his family and friends manage to thwart one attempt after another. Comedy, starring Charlie SheenMonday 29th December 4:00pm EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
Jake's inappropriate remarks at a meeting of Judith's divorcee support group prompt his furious mother to tell Alan she does not want her son living with Charlie any longer. The womanising musician goes to the next meeting and struggles to convince the ladies he has a good influence on his nephewMonday 29th December 3:30pm EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Alan starts sleepwalking, and Charlie feels duty-bound to cure him. Meanwhile, Jake starts seeing a therapist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T JonesSaturday 27th December 11:30am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie forms a relationship with Alan's divorce attorney, whose demands quickly become excessive even for the womanising musician - but the short-lived flirtation threatens to jeopardise his brother's chances of obtaining the settlement he wants. Comedy, guest starring Heather Locklear and Charlie SheenSaturday 27th December 11:00am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Judith suggests that Jake see a therapist to help him get over his parents' divorce. Charlie and Alan aren't convinced the split is to blame for the boy's mood, while Evelyn uses the situation as an excuse to offload her own resentment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T JonesSaturday 27th December 10:30am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 19: I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher) turns up at Jake's birthday party, to the delight of Charlie, who remembers her from a previous encounter. Humiliatingly, it seems she does not recall him - and worse, is determined to seduce Alan. Meanwhile, Rose goes to a wedding in a clown costumeSaturday 27th December 10:00am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick
Charlie agrees to meet an old flame, but is stunned to learn his former girlfriend, Jill, is now a man. The shock does not end there as Evelyn turns her attentions to her son's 'new' friend. As a relationship blossoms, the rest of the family waits to see how she will handle the inevitable revelationFriday 26th December 3:30pm EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Charlie is furious when Alan decides to make his cousins Jake's guardians in the event of his death - but when the boy hurts himself playing basketball, the bachelor sees an opportunity to prove his worth. Judith provides her ex-husband with a lengthy list of legal demands. Comedy, starring Jon CryerFriday 26th December 3:00pm EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
Part two of two. Frankie reveals the reason she and daughter Joanie are on the run. Alan feels aggrieved by his mother's assumption that their guest is sleeping with Charlie, but cheers up once it becomes apparent Frankie's interested in himFriday 26th December 11:30am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Part one of two. Charlie falls for crazy woman Frankie (guest star Jenna Elfman) whom he sees smashing up a car. Despite a worried Alan's protests, Frankie comes home with the pair - leading to a battle for her affections between the brothersFriday 26th December 11:00am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie finds his debts are mounting, and is forced to start budgeting. He soon realises the only solution to his financial crisis is to ask mother Evelyn for a loan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland TaylorToday at 11:00am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan
A long-time crush of Charlie finally agrees to go on a date with him, as long as she can bring her sister - who will also need an escort. Alan is persuaded to step in, even though he has caught flu from Jake, but the entire evening is soon jeopardised. Comedy, starring Jon CryerToday at 10:30am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones
Charlie meets Berta's grand-daughter Prudence, who quickly takes an unwanted interest in him. He asks Rose to pretend she is still his girlfriend as a cover - but the lovelorn old flame takes her role a little too seriously. Comedy, starring Charlie SheenToday at 10:00am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan is devastated to learn Judith has found a new boyfriend, and begins to wallow in gloom. To help boost his confidence, Charlie and Jake try to give him a makeover, but eventually admit defeat and bring in a gay man to choose the perfect outfitToday at 9:30am EST - FX
- Season 1 Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
Charlie is taken aback to learn his former girlfriend Lisa is getting married and resolves to prove he is a better family man than her fiance by organising a Thanksgiving get-together. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor and Angus T Jones. Guest starring Denise Richards
- Season 1 Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
Jake gets close to one of Charlie's girlfriends, but when his uncle declares he will not be seeing her again, the youngster decides to make him suffer. However, a chance encounter with the woman puts Charlie firmly in his place. Meanwhile, Alan and Rose strike up a friendship through Scrabble
- Season 1 Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful
Charlie goes along to Jake's parents' evening with hopes of seducing the teacher. However, he ends up in control of the school music show and takes charge of a class full of kids - who promptly brand him a loser. Meanwhile, Judith ruins Alan's hopes of patching up their marriage
- Season 1 Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Judith worries when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie's friends as part of a school assignment, and confides all her neuroses in her reluctant brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Alan resolves to create a wholesome environment for his son. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
- Season 1 Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers, which backfires when Evelyn turns up unannounced. She drags him off to dinner with her new boyfriend and his daughter - who turns out to be one of the women Charlie has studiously avoided ringing. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
- Season 1 Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games and ends up hitting it off with another player's mother. Meanwhile, Alan's attempt to help with the team's organisation leads to two women fighting over him. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
- Season 1 Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie's cleaning lady walks out in exasperation over the increasing demands being placed on her, so Alan offers to take over as housekeeper - but proves unsuited to the role. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
- Season 1 Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Alan resolves to enjoy a weekend at Disneyland with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol. The pair eventually decide to track down their mother and tell her what they think of her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
- Season 1 Episode 2: Big Flappy B*******
Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few rules. Alan finds himself continually summoned to Judith's house to do odd jobs. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
- Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot
Charlie Harper is shocked when his brother leaves his wife and asks to move in with him - with his son in tow. Initially reluctant to take in the new arrivals, he soon warms to having them around when the boy displays an unexpected skill for poker and proves useful in attracting women
Two and a Half Men: Other Episodes
- Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden y Alan tienen amistad con tres madres, pero las cosas se complican cuando Walden se siente atraído por una de ellas; Alan se reúne con un grupo de mamás en una noche de salida solo para mujeres.
- Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decide romper las reglas de Walden, para aparecer relajado frente al niño de adopción temporal llamado Louis.
- Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden recibe un niño de adopción temporal pero duda de haber tomado la decisión correcta al ver que no se apegan.
- Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
La madre natural considera dar el bebé en adopción a Alan y Walden.
- Glamping in a Yurt
Alan y Walden deben mostrarse como una pareja que se ama durante una reunión con la trabajadora social para adopciones; Lynsey vuelve de su rehabilitación.
- A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Cuando Walden pide a Alan firmar un acuerdo prenupcial, este se ofende y reconsidera su decisión de casarse.
- Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Gretchen insiste en que Alan revele su verdadera identidad a Larry; Walden, Barry y Jenny emprenden un viaje en carretera.
- Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan encuentra una oportunidad de hacer dinero; Walden resuelve sus problemas de codependencia.
- Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Cuando Alan y Gretchen se comprometan y Larry cancela la boda, Lyndsey pierde la calma; mientras tanto Walden crea un robot sabelotodo.
- The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Walden decide repensar su vida con la ayuda de Alan, después de un problema de salud en la noche de Halloween.
- Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Después de reconectarse con Kate, Walden se convence que ella es la única para él, hasta que él conoce a una mujer llamada Vivian.
- West Side Story
La ex novia de Walden lo invita a la inauguración de su tienda de ropa; Gretchen espera pasar más tiempo en la casa de Alan.
- Mr. and Mrs. Cankersore
Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.
- Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey descubre la relación entre Alan y Gretchen; Walden pasa momentos difíciles para decirle a Barry que encuentre su propio lugar.
- How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden piensa que su novia lo está engañando; Alan empieza a salir con Gretchen, la hermana de Larry.
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan le pide a Lyndsey que elija entre él y Larry; Jenny se preocupa porque ella y Brooke se estén separando.
- Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan descubre que Lyndsey terminó con Larry sin decírselo; Walden intentan probar que él es muy hombre.
- Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) se le declara a Evelyn; Alan y Walden planean despedida de soltera.
- Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
El novio de Lyndsey le organiza una cita a Alan; Walden quiere ayudar a Nicole con su proyecto para que ella tenga tiempo de salir con él.
- Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden hace equipo con una hermosa ex-empleada en un nuevo proyecto; Alan le da a Jenny un consejo acerca de su novia.
- On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake le envía a Alan una delicadeza japonesa; la casa se llena de vida con las letras cuestionables de Navidad.
- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Cuando el romance de Alan y Lyndsey pone en peligro a Walden, él se ve obligado a aceptar la ayuda de Rose.
- Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden tiene una cita con una modelo propensa a los accidentes; cita de Alan revela información personal sorprendente.
- Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Los celos de Lyndsey perjudican las citas de Walden y Alan con mujeres hermosas.
- Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan desea concertar una cita con Lynda Carter una vez que se entera que Walden la conoce; Walden acepta de mala gana invitar a cenar a Lynda.
- Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan intenta averiguar qué tiene el novio de Lyndsey contra él; Walden ayuda a Jenny a buscar una carrera en la actuación.
- Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden festeja con Jenny y sus atractivas amigas; el romance ilícito de Alan con Lyndsey está en peligro.
- This Unblessed Biscuit
Cuando Berta se lastima su espalda en el trabajo, Alan y Walden piensan que ella debe retirarse.
- I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny se muda con Evelyn y su novio rico llamado Marty (Carl Reiner).
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.
- Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.
La hija de 25 años de edad de Charlie llega a la casa de la playa con la esperanza de conocer a su familia.
- My Bodacious Vidalia
Alan decide actualizar su imagen con el apoyo de Walden; Alan se enfrenta a un dilema moral cuando él atrae a una mujer casada.
- Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden sale con una atractiva joven de 22 años (Hilary Duff), pero termina más interesado en su abuela (Marilu Henner); Jake y Alan realizan un viaje.
- Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Walden y Alan están atrapados en un fuego cruzado cuando Jake engaña a su novia con su hija.
- Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Alan Walden y terminan festejando demasiado en su intento de animar a Herb.
- The 9:04 From Pemberton
Alan se muda con Herb después de discutir con Walden.
- Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Cuando Walden y su ex novia hablan sobre reanudar su relación, Alan se preocupa que ella no es lo suficientemente buena para él.
- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Deprimido en el día de San Valentín, Walden intenta convencer a Kate en darle otra oportunidad; planes de vacaciones de Alan van al sur.
- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Alan se preocupa cuando Jake y su novia de 36 años de edad lo visita.
- Run Steven Staven! Run!
Walden, Alan, Herb y Billy se quejan de sus relaciones.
- Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Alan y Walden van al espectáculo de modas de Kate en Nueva York por lo que Walden tiene que revelar su verdadera identidad.
- Welcome to Alancrest
Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.
- Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden tiene problemas con sus dos identidades; Alan termina solo en Navidad.
- One Nut Johnson
Alan ayuda a Walden a crear una nueva identidad para que él pueda evitar a las mujeres que sólo están interesadas en su dinero.
- I Scream When I Pee
Kandi, la famosa ex esposa de Alan, quiere reconciliarse; Berta no está interesada en celebrar su cumpleaños y Walden quiere hacer su día muy especial.
- Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan se siente renuente para hacer un compromiso con Lyndsey, pero una fuente inesperada lo inspira; Walden disfruta siendo el niño-juguete de una mujer rica y mayor.
- Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Walden se cansa de las complicaciones que provoca una relación tradicional, él contrata a una actriz para que sea su novia; Jake planea una reunión con Missi (Miley Cyrus) en la casa de playa.
- Ferrets, Attack!
Walden se ve obligado a elegir entre Zoey y Rose.
- That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Walden ignora las advertencias de Alan y empieza a salir con Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
- Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Lyndsey y Alan intentan añadirle un poco de emoción a su vida amorosa.
- A Big Bag of Dog
Walden sufre una depresión después de que termina su relación con Zoey.
- You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Una hija (Miley Cyrus) de un amigo que está de visita hace a Walden sentir su edad.
- I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden planea una sorpresa para el cumpleaños de Zoey.
- The Straw in My Donut Hole
Zoey no está convencido de que Alan merezca todo el amor que él recibe después de su salida del hospital.
- Mr. Hose Says Yes
Zoey y su hija se mudan con Walden; Alan obtiene mas de lo que esperaba con Lyndsey.
- Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake se gradúa y debe decidir qué hacer con su vida.
- Why We Gave Up Women
El fantasma de Charlie (Kathy Bates) visita a Alan cuando él sufre un ataque cardiaco.
- Grandma's Pie
Walden le dice a Zoey que emprenderá un negocio con su ex esposa; Lyndsey y Alan luchan con la nueva relación de sus madres.
- Palmdale, Ech
Madre de Alan y de Lyndsey se conocen; Jake y Eldridge salen y Walden los conduce a una fiesta.
- The War Against Gingivitis
Un ex-compañero de negocios de Walden aparece en la casa de playa buscando hacer las paces.
- Not in My Mouth!
Una experiencia casi mortal tiene un efecto adverso en la relación de Zoey y Walden; Alan piensa que Lyndsey podría tener un problema de alcoholismo.
- Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Cuando una gran tormenta mantiene a Walden, Alan, Zoey y Lindsay en casa el Día de San Valentín, surge un conflicto y sus relaciones se complican.
- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden intenta ganarse a Zooey compartiendo algunos de los panecillos especiales de Berta.
- A Possum on Chemo
Zoey intenta convencer a Walden para que se afeite y se corte su cabello; Alan y Lyndsey reviven su relación.
- Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Cuando la madre (Mimi Rogers) y ex-esposa (Judy Greer) de Walden intentan apoderarse de su compañía, él le pide ayuda a Alan.
- One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Alan se enamora de la mamá de Walden que está de visita; secreto surge acerca del pasado de Walden.
- What a Lovely Landing Strip
Bridget (Judy Greer) reaparece en la vida de Walden cuando él intenta impresionar a una mujer.
- A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden conoce a una atractiva mujer británica pero se siente indeciso para tener una cita romántica.
- Frodo's Headshots
Después de ser dado de alta del hospital, Alan se enfrenta con unos desafíos que ponen a prueba su estabilidad mental.
- Thank You for the Intercourse
Alan se emociona extremadamente cuando Walden redecora la casa de playa.
- Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake se enamora de su tutora de química, pero ella se enamora de Walden.
- The Squat and the Hover
Walden se deprime cuando recibe sus papeles de divorcio.
- A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan descubre el secreto de Lindsey; Walden da una fiesta en la casa.
- Nine Magic Fingers
Alan busca reconciliar con Lyndsey; Walden busca amor.
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan ayuda a Walden para una cita con Bridget; Jake decide dejar la escuela.
- People Who Love Peepholes
Alan se muda de la casa de la playa, pero no pasa mucho tiempo para que Walden aparezca pidiéndole ayuda con su ex-esposa Bridget.
- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Después de decirle adiós al desaparecido Charlie Harper, Alan se reúne con Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), un millonario con el corazón roto.
- That Darn Priest
Rose descubre el plan de Ponzi de Alan; Alan conoce al 'esposo' de Rose; Charlie intenta pasar un momento a solas con Rose.
- Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Charlie y Rose continúan con su romance; el negocio de Alan resulta un plan de Ponzi.
- Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Charlie empieza a acechar a Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan se preocupa cuando Eldridge y Jake empiezan a grabar unos actos peligrosos.
- Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan siente enloquecer cuando Lyndsey se muestra muy amigable con Charlie.
- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Charlie está deprimido después de su rompimiento con Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) y va a ver a su psiquiatra (Jane Lynch).
- Dead From the Waist Down
Alan es muy creativo y se avergüenza ya que no puede comprarle un regalo de cumpleaños a Lyndsey.
- Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie sale de compras por culpa de su ex-novia Courtney cuando ella se aparece después de estar en prisión durante tres años.
- A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie se enamora de la mujer que reemplaza a Bertha en sus días libres. Alan se siente perseguido.
- Springtime on a Stick
Charlie y Alan tratan de unir a Evelyn con Russell, el Farmacéutico.
- The Crazy Bitch Gazette
La novia de Charlie cansada de Rose, quien lo acecha.
- Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie tiene dificultades al tratar de ajustarse a salir con mujeres un poco mayores que él.
- The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretende ser Charlie cuando éste sale de viaje; Charlie se somete a cirugía plástica sin que nadie se entere.
- Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey y Eldridge se mudan a la casa de Charlie después de que su casa se incendia.
- A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Después de mudarse con Lyndsey, Alan continúa con su cita con Melissa en la casa de Charlie.
- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Cuando Lindsey le pide a Alan que se mude con ella, Charlie hace lo posible por que él acepte.
- Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake se va a vivir con Judith y Herb luego de descubrir que Alan ha estado saliendo con la mamá de Eldridge; Charlie decide disminuir su consumo de alcohol.
- Gumby With a Pokey
Mientras Alan y Jake se encuentran de viaje; Charlie es visitado por los fantasmas de sus ex-novias.
- This Is Not Gonna End Well
La Licencia de Charlie es suspendida; Alan planea ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Chelsea.
- I Called Him Magoo
Alan desea tener una noche íntima en un hotel con su nueva novia.
- Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
El nuevo amigo de Jake es mala influencia, pero Alan esta interesado en su atractiva madre.
- Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie sale con la mejor amiga de Chelsea, creando problemas cuando ésta quiera volver con él.
- I Found Your Mustache
Charlie y Chelsea tienen una aventura de una noche tras su separación.
- Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie regresa con una esposa nueva después de huir a Las Vegas.
- Aye, Aye, Captain
La relación de Charlie con Chelsea se ve amenazada por los celos de él.
- Crude and Uncalled For
Una pelea en un bar envía a Alan a la cárcel; Charlie se preocupa de que Chelsea esté interesada en el abogado encargado del caso de Alan.
- Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie se somete a una colonoscopia para evitar un viaje para ver a los intolerables padres de Chelsea, pero los descubre en su sala cuando él regresa a casa.
- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake escribe canciones de amor para cortejar a su ex-novia; Herb y Alan esconden su amistad secreta a Judith.
- Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie entrena a Jake en el arte de la infidelidad mientras su novia sale por la Navidad.
- That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie descubre que Chelsea no ha sido completamente honesta sobre sus finanzas.
- She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie se apresura a sacar a una mujer medio desnuda de su recámara antes de que llegue Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor).
- David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convencida de que Alan no es apreciado por su familia, Melissa le pide que viva con ella y con su madre.
- I Think You Offended Don
Judith está esperando una niña y Alan está convencido de que él es el padre; Jake está de muy buen humor y Charlie cree saber por qué.
- Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie descubre que no ha estado satisfaciendo a Chelsea; Alan intenta curar su caída de cabello sin gastar mucho dinero.
- For the Sake of the Child
Jake rechaza quedarse con Charlie y Alan después de que ellos lo avergüenzan en público.
- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea intenta ayudara a su hermosa compañera de cuarto para que supere un rompimiento romántico.
- Untainted by Filth
Charlie y Alan despiertan juntos en una cama con una mujer desconocida.
- Give Me Your Thumb
Alan sugiere que Chelsea se opere para reducir el tamaño de su pecho y Charlie lo corre.
- Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan acepta trabajar para Evelyn; Charlie debe componer la inestable relación de Chelsea y Jake.
- Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cuida al bebé de Judith y a su madre ebria; Jake usa una fotografía incriminatoria para chantajear a Charlie.
- Whipped Unto the Third Generation
La casa de Charlie se llena de mujeres cuando Chelsea lo convence para que se mude la novia de Alan.
Charlie debe decidir entre su prometida, Chelsea, y su ex-novia, Mia.
- Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Cuando Chelsea y Alan se hacen mejores amigos, Charlie intenta sacar ventaja de la situación.
- Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan descubre que no hay mucho espacio para él en la casa cuando Charlie le permite a Chelsea mudarse al lugar.
- Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie y Jake luchan por el afecto de una camarera, mientras Alan lucha con la tensión sexual con su recepcionista.
- Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
- Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan intenta escapar de Judith mientras Charlie y Herb están merodeando.
- The Devil's Lube
Cuando muere uno de los antiguos compañeros criminales de Charlie, él reevalúa su peligroso estilo de vida.
- It's Always Nazi Week
Cuando Judith patea a Herb, Alan llega para golpearlo.
- A Jock Strap in Hell
Los chicos coinciden con una ex-maestra (Alicia Witt) de Jake que se convirtió en bailarina exótica luego de un romance con Charlie; Charlie le da un cuarto y un empleo para ayudarla, pero las cosas se salen de control.
- The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie es dejado para cubrir cuando Jake desaparece con la hija del vecino; Alan consigue una cita con una chica muy guapa, gracias en parte al carro de Charlie.
- Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Cuando Charlie descubre que Mia ha regresado él empieza a dudar de su relación con Chelsea; Judith tiene que ir al hospital.
- The Flavin' and the Mavin
Alan espera un desastre cuando Charlie coquetea con la dulce recepcionista del primero.
- Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie intenta cocinar, Alan intenta salir con dos mujeres al mismo tiempo, y Jake prueba cervezas.
- Pie Hole, Herb
Alan cruza una línea cuando intenta recuperar un dinero que le prestó a Charlie.
- Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie descubre que una de sus ex-novias tiene un hijo que se parece mucho a él.
- Above Exalted Cyclops
La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.
- He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Cuando Evelyn ofrece pagar par la educación universitaria de Jake, Alan se pregunta si tiene que seguir trabajando.
- Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finalmente conoce a Charlie y Chelsea.
- The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea descubre fotos de una mujer desnuda en el teléfono de Charlie.
- My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie lucha contra el impulso aplastante de huir cuando Chelsea se enferma y él es forzado a cuidar de ella.
- The Ocu or the Pado?
La vida de un soltero da un giro total cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él. La información del episodio se anunciará.
- I'd Like to Start With the Cat
La vida de un soltero es trastornado cuando su hermano y su sobrino se mudan con él.
- Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie intenta resistirse a la tentación cuando conoce a la hija de la mujer con la que sale y descubre que ya se habían encontrado antes.
- If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie descubre que siente atracción por una mujer mayor que escribe libros de autoayuda; Jake y Alan pelean por una tarea escolar.
- Fish in a Drawer
Un equipo CSI investiga una muerte misteriosa en la casa de Charlie.
- Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan planea la boda de Evelyn; Charlie busca a su futura hermanastra.
- Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan teme que la actitud de mujeriego de Charlie se salga de control.
- Winky-Dink Time
Charlie va con Jake a una doble cita y reúne a Alan con una prostituta.
- The Soil Is Moist
La cita de Alan, quien resulta ser una amiga de su ex, revela un secreto sobre la vida sexual de Judith.
- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose vuelve de Inglaterra y cuida de Charlie enfermo de una manera muy extraña.
- Meander to Your Dander
Charlie ofrece consejos a Alan sobre cómo romper su relación con una mujer.
- Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan busca vengarse cuando descubre que Charlie le robó a su novia de la preparatoria.
- Tight's Good
Charlie intenta resistirse a la atracción que siente por su futura hermanastra (Jenny McCarthy).
- Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie tiene éxito como cantante estrella infantil provocando que Alan se sienta miserable.
- Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie y Alan discuten sobre el lugar de Alan en la casa, provocando que Alan y Jake se mudan con Evelyn.
- Help Daddy Find His Toenail
A la novia de Charlie no le gusta ser vista con él en público; Jake se escapa sigilosamente para ir a un concierto.
- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie tiene que entretener al hijo de 4 años de su novia; Alan se convierte en un conejillo de indias humano.
- City of Great Racks
Aunque Charlie se está acercando más a Linda, el empieza a ver el rostro de Rose por dondequiera que mira.
- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie permite que Alan le prepare una cita con una mujer de su edad.
- Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie se comporta de forma extraña después de una noche con su madre; la pareja (Janeane Garofalo) de Alan reacciona de forma extraña después de hacer el amor.
- Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie y Alan intentan preparar a Jake para su primer día en la secundaria.
- My Damn Stalker
Charlie debe enfrentar sus sentimientos cuando Rose anuncia que se muda a Londres; Alan actualiza su perfil en Internet, sólo para terminar con una conocida (Allison Janney).
- Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Cuando Jake le dice a Charlie y a Alan que él seguido escucha a Judith y a Herb (Ryan Stiles), acciona la memoria reprimida de Charlie.
- Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta descubre que Alan ha estado saliendo con su hija (Sara Rue).
- Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie organiza una fiesta que no deseaba realizar; Evelyn intenta evitar que Charlie se quede dormido en la fiesta.
- Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie y Alan tienen una doble cita, dejando a Jake solo en casa por primera vez.
- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie ayuda a Berta a enfrentar al hombre que embarazó a su hija (Sara Rue); Alan satisface un fetiche secreto.
- Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie no se da cuenta que su última novia es una versión más joven de su madre.
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertiliy
La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.
- Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie le dice a Alan la verdad acerca de su separación de Mia; un vecino (Steven Tyler) famoso provoca problemas.
- Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
- Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie y Alan deben enfrentar sus 'asuntos de papi' cuando el nuevo novio de Evelyn los invita a Las Vegas.
- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie pierde una mujer por culpa de un joven (Enrique Iglesias) apuesto y servicial que trabaja en su casa.
- Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake tiene un beneficio inesperado en la pista con Charlie; Alan visita el Departamento de Automóviles.
- Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
La amistad de Alan con un papá soltero homosexual incita tanto Alan como Charlie a reconsiderar sus identidades sexuales.
- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepara a Jake para la boda de Judith; Charlie continúa su romance con la hermana de Herb.
- Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie se acerca a la hermana ingeniosa de Herb, mientras se aproxima la boda de Judith y Herb.
- It Never Rains in Hooterville
Tras descubrir que la infancia de Jake casi ha terminado, Alan hace un intento de último minuto para acercarse a su hijo; Kandi inicia una nueva carrera.
- I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn sorprende a Charlie y Alan al decirles que ella no tendrá ningún doliente en su funeral.
- Young People Have Phlegm Too
Una mujer (Morgan Fairchild) más madura ayuda a Charlie a reconstruir su ego después de que está inseguro por su edad.
- The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie está convencido de haber visto a su padre fallecido al vivir una experiencia cercana a la muerte.
- A Pot-Smoking Monkey
Después de su separación, Alan quiere ganar la custodia del perro de él y Kandi.
- Release the Dogs
Alan acepta la sugerencia de Charlie de ir a la playa para curar su insomnio; Jake le pide a Charlie no salir con la madre de una chica que le gusta.
- Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie debe elegir entre su novia y su ama de casa; Alan intenta vender el condominio de Kandi, pero el sexo sigue entrometiéndose.
- That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie y Mia planean su boda a pesar de las complicaciones en ambos lados de la familia.
- Arguments for a Quickie
La ex-novia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) de Charlie regresa con una solicitud inesperada.
- Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.
- And the Plot Moistens
Alan descubre que él tiene más en común con la maestra de Jake que con Kandi; Charlie ayuda a Jake a preparar una canción para su audición para la escuela musical.
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie duerme con la madre de Kandi, mientras Alan intenta reconciliarse con su hija; Kandi arregla una cita entre su padre y Judith.
- Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi se muda con Alan provocando muchos problemas porque Charlie tiene aventuras con varias mujeres.
- The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan tiene problemas financieros por pagar los recibos de su joven novia.
- The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boicotea un banquete de premios de publicidad, tras haber perdido varios años consecutivos contra su némesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
- Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan intenta evitar llevar a su sexy novia de 22 años a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.
- My Tongue Is Meat
Cuando Charlie descubre que no puede continuar con el estilo de vida saludable que Mia le impuso, él consume cigarrillos, cerveza y hamburguesas en el garaje.
- Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie planea una cita romántica con Mia con la esperanza de consumar su relación; Alan empieza a salir con la más reciente ex-novia de Charlie.
- Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie debe enfrentar los retos de una relación que no está basada en el sexo.
- That Special Tug
La crisis emocional de Alan después de dejar a Jake para que pase el fin de semana fuera de casa, envía a Charlie al terapeuta.
- Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan sale con una mujer dominante que se apodera de la casa durante las Navidades.
- Something Salty and Twisted
Alan organiza una comida familiar para celebrar un artículo periodístico que lo llama un 'buen médico, buen vecino y buen tipo', pero se sorprende cuando su madre, Evelyn, no se impresiona.
- Madame and Her Special Friend
Una mujer (Cloris Leachman) mayor y adinerada se enamora de Alan.
- That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie estafa a Jake para que tome clases de ballet para acercarse a la maestra.
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
El padre de Rose confronta a Charlie sobre sus intenciones hacia su hija.
- Hi, Mr. Horned One
A Charlie le gusta salir con Isabella, una mujer sexual, hasta que ella amenaza con ponerle una maldición.
- We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie responde inapropiadamente a la declaración de amor de una mujer, y Rose comenta que su problema para mantener una relación duradera se debe a temas que quedaron pendientes con su mamá.
- Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
- Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
Charlie se ofrece a cuidar a Jake durante el fin de semana después de que Alan se cae del techo.
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Cuando Charlie y Alan muestran sus frustraciones personales; Rose intenta ayudar a los hermanos a resolver sus emociones.
- Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Evelyn toma medidas drásticas para ingresarse de nuevo en las vidas de sus hijos después de que Charlie la aisla.
- Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Cuando la casa de Judith resulta dañada por un terremoto, Alan la invita a quedarse con él en la casa de Charlie.
- A Lungful of Alan
La poca agraciada amiga escolar de Alan regresa como una mujer preciosa, y los hermanos inmediatamente compiten por sus atenciones.
- Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie duerme sin querer con la esposa de un hombre (Orson Bean) mayor.
- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan se niega a dejar a Jake con Evelyn para dormir en su casa hasta que empieza a festejar con Charlie y observa un autobús lleno de hermosas jugadoras de voleibol.
- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Después de aceptar un préstamo de Evelyn, Alan tiene problemas para salir con ella, su nueva enamorada y con su hija.
- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Cuando Evelyn lee en los obituarios que su segundo marido, Harry, ha muerto, ella asiste al funeral con Alan, y se pone furiosa al descubrir que Alan y Harry tenían contacto tras su divorcio.
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie se sorprende cuando Jake descubre un sitio de Internet dedicado a sus habilidades con las mujeres.
- A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan desea tener una cita con una hermosa ex-novia (Jeri Ryan) de Charlie, pero mientras ellos salen, él está atormentado con pensamientos de ella con Charlie.
- It Was Mame, Mom
Cuando un publicista homosexual invita a Charlie a una fiesta, Charlie hace que Alan lo acompañe como su pareja.
- Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Charlie no hace caso al consejo médico de Alan para que visite a su hermosa doctora después de que se lastima su espalda.
- Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith deja a Jake con Alan y Charlie cuando ella pasa una semana en Hawai, y los chicos descubren que cuidar diariamente a Jake es muy diferente a las visitas de fin de semana.
- Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie intenta distraer a Alan de una próxima intervención quirúrgica planeando un viaje a Las Vegas.
- The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie está abrumado al intentar escribirle una canción a una de las historietas cómicas favoritas de Jake.
- Yes, Monsignor
Charlie coincide con una antigua enamorada que en algún momento creyó que sería la señora Right (Denise Richards) y se alegra al enterarse que su matrimonio no ha funcionado.
- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan conoce a una mujer en el supermercado que cumple todas sus fantasías sexuales.
- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie y Alan contratan a la hermana (Camryn Manheim) de Berta para que atienda una fiesta que su madre las ha encargado organizar para ella misma.
- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan niega haber robado un juguete durante su infancia y teme poseer un lado oscuro, hasta que Charlie admite que él plantó el juguete a Alan para evitarse problemas.
- Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie conoce a la mujer de su vida y se enamora de una dama que lo supera en los juegos rudos.
- Go Get Mommy's Bra
Evelyn, la mamá de Charlie, le pide prestado su Mercedes para intentar impresionar a un príncipe al que le quiere comprar una propiedad.
- A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie intenta salvar a Jake de una suspensión escolar por coquetear con su maestra, pero los resultados son desafortunados.
- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith sale con el pediatra de Jake, y Alan se molesta hasta que Charlie le advierte que si ella se vuelve a casar, se debe olvidar de su dinero.
- Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan descubre que Charlie pertenece a un exclusivo grupo de hombres, y le ruega a su hermano que le permita ingresar a él.
- No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie pone en peligro el acuerdo de divorcio de Alan al acostarse con su abogada, Laura (Heather Locklear).
- Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie se asusta ante un posible embarazo y acude al médico para practicarse una vasectomía.
- Just Like Buffalo
Charlie intenta convencer al grupo que apoya a Judith tras su divorcio, para que le permitan a Jake pasar con en su casa los fines de semana.
- My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie intenta curar el sonambulismo de Alan; Jake asiste con una terapeuta (Jane Lynch).
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Después de una discusión padre e hijo, Alan y Judith deciden llevar al melancólico Jake a ver una terapeuta.
- I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
La hermana (Teri Hatcher) de Judith ve a Alan en la fiesta de cumpleaños de Jake.
- An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie se sorprende al descubrir que su ex novia es ahora un hombre (Chris O'Donnell).
- Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan ofende a Charlie cuando escoge a sus primos como guardianes de Jake en el evento de su muerte.
- That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie le informa a Charlie y Alan porqué ella y su hijas se fugaron.
- Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Contra la opinión de Alan, Charlie se enamora de una mujer enloquecida llamada Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
- I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie se da cuenta que está quebrado cuando su tarjeta de crédito es rechazada en la tienda. Richard Lewis estelariza como invitado.
- Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie arregla una cita para su hermano enfermo Alan, y lo lleva a un baño de vapor para eliminar los síntomas del resfriado.
- Camel Filters and Pheremones
La nieta preciosa de la ama de llaves viene a trabajar con ella y atrae la atención de los hombres; Alan trata de convencer a Judith que la casa de Charlie le hace bien a Jake.
- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Renuentemente, Alan concede someterse a un arreglo personal después de encontrarse con su ex esposa y su nuevo novio.
- Merry Thanksgiving
En un intento por probar que él es un hombre de familia, Charlie invita a Lisa (Denise Richards) para la comida del Día de Acción de Gracias.
- Phase One, Complete
Charlie sospecha que una mujer utiliza a Evelyn y a Jake para acercarse a él.
- Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie descubre que los compañeros de Jake conocen las letras de sus canciones, y se inspira para hacer un sorprendente trabajo musical.
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Jake dibuja los glúteos tatuados de una amiga de Charlie para un trabajo escolar.
- Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Después de que Evelyn termina con su nuevo pretendiente, Charlie y Alan piden ayuda a Jake para que la anime; Charlie enseña a Jake a escuchar llamadas telefónicas de mujeres.
- Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie y Alan conocen a varias mujeres mientras asisten a uno de los juegos de fútbol de Jake.
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan le ofrece ayuda a Charlie para recuperar a su novia, si él consigue que Jake acepte cenar con su madre.
- Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Un trago da valor a unos hermanos para enfrentar a su madre dominante.
- Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie no sabe cómo disciplinar a Jake por atraer a su cuarto a un grupo de gaviotas.
La vida de un soltero (Charlie Sheen) se transforma cuando su hermano y sobrino se mudan con él; Charlie descubre que hombre que cría a chico de 10 años llama la atención de las mujeres, y decide que tener a Alan y Jake cerca podría no ser tan malo.
- Next Stop, Stripper Island
A festive edition of the award-winning American comedy series following the exploits of divorced chiropractor Alan and his son Jake, who move into a picturesque beachfront house in Malibu, California. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell