Two and a Half Men

Season 5 - Two and a Half Men

• Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper (2008) Charlie faces a dilemma when he meets the adult daughter of his latest date, and his former therapist Dr Freeman returns. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk (2008) Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing
• Season 5 Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer (2008) Next on: Monday 15th September 6:00pm PDT - KTVT The CSI team investigate a mysterious death at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception. Special episode, written by CSI writers Evan Dunsky, Sarah Goldfinger, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanka. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
• Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (2008) Next on: Tomorrow at 6:00pm PDT - KTVT Alan throws himself enthusiastically into planning Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiance, while Charlie continues to pursue his manipulative future stepsister, getting advice from Rose on how best to stalk the object of his affections
• Season 5 Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (2008) Alan worries Charlie's womanising is out of control. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 5 Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time (2008) Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 5 Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist (2008) Alan goes on a date with one of Judith's friends, who reveals some surprising information about his ex-wife's sex life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
• Season 5 Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (2008) Rose returns from England and takes on the job of nursing a sick Charlie, but her methods turn out to be somewhat disturbing. Meanwhile, Alan begins to feel Jake is pulling away from him. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 5 Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander (2008) When Alan feels his latest relationship is going badly, Charlie offers him advice on the best way to break up with someone. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia (2007) Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 9: Tight's Good (2007) Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (2007) Alan is annoyed when Charlie becomes famous after writing a successful children's song. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room (2007) Alan takes Jake and moves in with his mother after having an argument with Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail (2007) Jake sneaks out of the house to attend a concert, while Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 5 Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (2007) Charlie is forced to come up with different ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused, while Alan becomes a test subject. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 5 Episode 4: City of Great Racks (2007) Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (2007) Comedy about a bachelor whose brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him, putting a crimp in his carefree lifestyle. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon (2007) Charlie begins behaving strangely after spending time with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with acts oddly the next morning. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (2007) New series. Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping when he prepares to start a new school - but soon land themselves in trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Season 4 - Two and a Half Men

• Season 4 Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato (2007) Evelyn's new boyfriend takes Alan and Charlie to Las Vegas and the brothers deal with lingering feelings about their mother's dating habits, discussing the men who have come into and out of their lives. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor
• Season 4 Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' (2007) Next on: Today at 7:00pm PDT - WDCW Charlie is shocked when Chloe seems to show more interest in the handyman working on his house than him - but Alan has little sympathy for his brother. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Rachel Cannon and Jon Cryer
• Season 4 Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (2007) Charlie takes Jake to the racetrack, and when Alan gives up his turn in the queue at the Department of Motor Vehicles to a pretty woman sitting next to him he ends up waiting all day
• Season 4 Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007) Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities when they befriend a gay single man, and Jake develops a crush on a man's daughter. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2007) Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 4 Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll (2007) Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister Myra, and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Charlie Sheen stars
• Season 4 Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville (2007) Alan enters a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actress. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie (2007) Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about her final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor
• Season 4 Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too (2007) The men are shocked to be considered old when Charlie's young girlfriend takes him and Alan to a club. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 15: My Damn Stalker (2007) Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces that she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual. Charlie Sheen stars
• Season 4 Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (2007) When Charlie realises that new neighbour Danielle shares a lot in common with Alan he proceeds to set them up. The match-maker soon becomes jealous though and plans to sabotage the relationship
• Season 4 Episode 13: Don't Worry Speed Racer (2007) Jake's admittance that he regularly overhears his mother Judith and her fiance Herb sleeping together brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose
• Season 4 Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana (2007) Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter Naomi. He is initially worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, Starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
• Season 4 Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol (2006) Charlie prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his date, but unexpectedly finds himself hosting a festive party as his family drop-in. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
• Season 4 Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln (2006) Charlie faces a difficult decision when his girlfriend Lydia, and Berta fight for his support - but turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
• Season 4 Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (2006) Alan tries to leave Charlie with the restaurant bill during a double date, but his frustrated brother soon plays him at his own game. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 8: Release the Dogs (2006) Charlie suggests Alan should take a jog along the beach to cure his insomnia, but after his run takes a disastrous turn, he seeks help from a psychiatrist to learn the cause of his condition. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006) Berta swears revenge on the married man responsible when her daughter becomes pregnant, and forces Charlie to accompany her. Naomi helps with the housework. Naomi helps with the housework. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity (2006) Charlie finds himself attracted to real estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother, but this leads to difficulties. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
• Season 4 Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (2006) Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer stars
• Season 4 Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey (2006) Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he's the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006) Charlie attempts to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but nearly drowns. He tells Alan that their father appeared to him while he was at death's door and made a request that his brother feels reluctant to fulfill. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers (2006) Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 4 Episode 1: Working for Caligula (2006) Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle, while Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Season 3 - Two and a Half Men

• Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (2006) Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie (2006) Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 3 Episode 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie (2006) A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their first one. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens (2006) Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Charlie and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school. Meanwhile, Alan starts to fall for Francine upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (2006) Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father, Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby
• Season 3 Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (2006) Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (2006) Alan encounters financial problems when he starts paying for all his girlfriend's bills, and gets into trouble with Judith for not paying his alimony cheque on time. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
• Season 3 Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (2006) When Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, he decides to boycott the ceremony, having lost to a rival several years in a row. The rest of the family try to con him into going. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
• Season 3 Episode 16: Ergo, The Booty Call (2006) Alan has trouble deciding whether he should bring his much younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party, afraid his ex-wife Judith won't approve. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 3 Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat (2006) Mia chides Charlie for his unhealthy diet, addiction to cigars and fondness for alcohol, making him so resentful that he begins to question whether he is really in love with her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
• Season 3 Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (2006) Charlie is desperate to consummate his relationship with Mia so he arranges a romantic date. However, his oversexed ex-girlfriend Kandi throws a spanner in the works. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
• Season 3 Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (2006) Charlie finds it difficult to deal with a relationship that is not based on sex, so when he makes an inappropriate proposal towards Mia, their chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
• Season 3 Episode 12: That Special Tug (2006) Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him, so Charlie dates a psychiatrist in the hope that she might help his brother deal with his insecurities. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned (2005) When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, he and Charlie gain weight, and it's not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 3 Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted (2005) Alan begins to see himself in a new light, and vows to a sceptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for approval from his mother and the other women in his life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend (2005) One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes romantically interested in Alan, while Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman
• Season 3 Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do (2005) Charlie's romantic advances are rejected by a teacher - forcing him to prove to Alan he can attain a date from the woman, but Jake becomes infatuated with her after joining her ballet classes. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
• Season 3 Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (2005) Next on: Tuesday 16th September 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Charlie wakes up with Rose the night after her birthday party. Her irate father is quickly on the scene demanding to know what the future holds for the couple, but then the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones, with guest star Martin Sheen
• Season 3 Episode 6: Hi, Mr Horned One (2005) Next on: Monday 15th September 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Charlie continues to date an attractive Satan worshipper, despite Alan's warnings - but when she threatens to put a curse on his manhood, he sees sense. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
• Season 3 Episode 5: We Called It Mr Pinky (2005) Next on: Friday 12th September 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Rose tells Charlie he is unable to sustain a lasting relationship with a woman because of his attitude to his mother, while Jake seeks advice about a girl at school. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 3 Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs (2005) Next on: Thursday 11th September 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Berta temporarily moves into the beach house with Charlie and Alan, causing tension to arise between the two men, and convincing Alan to find his own apartment. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
• Season 3 Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (2005) Next on: Wednesday 10th September 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Charlie is curious about Alan's mysterious love life - until he finds out his brother has been seeing ex-wife Judith. He later admits to Rose that he's scared he'll miss Jake if the couple patch up their differences and start again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 3 Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (2005) Next on: Tuesday 9th September 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates, and Alan is summoned by the principal. Charlie starts work at the chiropractor's office and promptly hires a masseuse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 3 Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (2005) Next on: Tomorrow at 4:30pm PDT - WDCW Alan injures himself falling from the roof, forcing Charlie to look after nephew Jake for the weekend - until he finds his social life compromised. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star

Season 2 - Two and a Half Men

• Season 2 Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You? (2005) Next on: Today at 7:30pm PDT - WDCW Charlie sleeps with a young woman, oblivious to the fact she is married to an elderly man. Jake's teacher asks him to write a report of his weekend and he describes how the man showed up at the apartment looking for his wife, but the story veers some way from what really happened. Last in series
• Season 2 Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005) Evelyn hears that Jake has been spending a lot of time with his other grandparents and demands he stay with her for a night. Alan is horrified at the prospect of his son getting the same treatment he did, so Charlie tries to take his mind off things - with help from a female volleyball team
• Season 2 Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2005) Next on: Tuesday 16th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Evelyn sets Alan up with her boyfriend's daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab centre. However, their encounter soon spirals into chaos and finally results in his brand new sports car being involved in a televised high-speed chase. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
• Season 2 Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2005) Next on: Monday 15th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Evelyn discovers her second husband Harry has died and is pleased when Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her - until she finds out the pair had stayed in contact. Jake expresses his excitement at seeing a dead body, while Charlie looks forward to the prospect of meeting a recently bereaved widow
• Season 2 Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2005) Next on: Friday 12th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Judith bills Alan for a pair of expensive shoes she bought Jake, and Evelyn harasses Charlie for not keeping in contact. Peeved and generally aggrieved, the brothers take their frustrations out on each other. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
• Season 2 Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2005) Next on: Thursday 11th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX The Harpers bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri in a cafe and Alan takes an immediate shine to her, but can't get over her former relationship with his brother. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 2 Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom (2005) Charlie is eager to impress at a party thrown by gay advertising executive Eric, and asks Alan to pretend to be his partner. However, when the host's beautiful ex-wife makes an appearance, his cover is soon blown. Guest starring Lucy Lawless, with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 2 Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! (2005) Charlie injures his back and refuses to let his chiropractor brother help him. Seeking medical advice, he finds out his new doctor is a beautiful woman - but doesn't realise they have met before. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 2 Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (2005) Next on: Wednesday 10th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Judith goes on holiday, leaving Alan to take care of Jake, but things don't go according to plan, meaning it's Charlie who becomes responsible for getting the youngster to school. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
• Season 2 Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005) Next on: Tuesday 9th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure he is facing, so Charlie persuades him a trip to Las Vegas would take his mind off the operation. However, things take a turn for the worse and they end up staying at home
• Season 2 Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2005) Next on: Tomorrow at 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Evelyn attempts to undermine Jake's confidence by playing down his recent academic achievements. When Alan tries to cut her out of their lives, she resorts to emotional blackmail to regain their attention
• Season 2 Episode 13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) (2005) Judith's home is damaged in an earthquake, prompting Alan to let her stay in the beach house. However, Charlie can't stand having her around, and pays an attractive woman to date his brother in an effort to drive her away. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 2 Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan (2005) One of Alan's former school friends visits, and proves to have blossomed into a beautiful woman. It isn't long before both brothers are competing for her affections - but she has an agenda of her own. Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star
• Season 2 Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (2004) Charlie can't understand why women have suddenly started rejecting his advances - until he discovers someone has set up a website dedicated to exposing him as a low-life Lothario. Determined to find out who's responsible, he begins contacting his former partners
• Season 2 Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater (2004) Rose shows her true colours when Alan spends more time with her, and Charlie writes the theme song for a cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. However, the youngster doesn't think the music is right for the project
• Season 2 Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor (2004) Charlie bumps into a woman he once considered marrying. He's overjoyed to learn her marriage has come to an end, but his desire to rekindle their romance is cooled by the discovery she has a baby. Denise Richards guest stars
• Season 2 Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004) Alan dates a new girlfriend who fulfils his every sexual fantasy. At first Charlie is happy for his brother - until he finds himself forced to take responsibility for looking after a neglected Jake, and resolves to end the relationship any way he can
• Season 2 Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (2004) Charlie and Alan try to set Jake a good example by throwing a party for their mother, hoping it will teach him to be more respectful towards Judith. Berta's sister Daisy is hired to cater, but makes the event memorable for all the wrong reasons
• Season 2 Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004) Jake's grandmother tells him that Alan was caught shoplifting as a child, a crime he still has no memory of committing. When Charlie finally admits he planted the stolen goods on him, Evelyn has to step in to heal the rift between the brothers. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 2 Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic (2004) Charlie starts going out with a female version of himself but doesn't like the way she treats him. Meanwhile, Alan tries to instil a sense of discipline into Jake in an attempt to improve his homework habits. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
• Season 2 Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004) Next on: Saturday 13th September 4:30pm PDT - WPIX Jake forms a bond with Judith's new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. He promises to teach him to snorkel and scuba-dive, but things turn sour when the relationship ends
• Season 2 Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea (2004) Next on: Saturday 13th September 4:00pm PDT - WPIX Jake faces suspension from school, so Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher Miss Pasternak. However, when he decides to end the relationship for his nephew's sake, he isn't prepared for the repercussions. Starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
• Season 2 Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2004) Next on: Saturday 13th September 7:30pm PDT - KTLA Alan is encouraged by Charlie to return a keepsake he stole from Judith during their divorce. In doing so, he learns she has a new boyfriend - a revelation that makes him even more depressed. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
• Season 2 Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins (2004) Next on: Saturday 13th September 5:00pm PDT - KWGN Alan is upset when Charlie asks him to keep out the the way while his friends come over. He is further put out to learn all his old chums are at his ex-wife's house, leaving him alone - except for his brother's readily available stalker, who tries to cheer him up

Season 1 - Two and a Half Men

• Season 1 Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger? (2004) Charlie makes a doctor's appointment for a vasectomy - but decides to freeze some sperm in case he ever wants children. However, the simple procedure of producing a sample seems destined to fail as his family and friends manage to thwart one attempt after another. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
• Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo (2004) Jake's inappropriate remarks at a meeting of Judith's divorcee support group prompt his furious mother to tell Alan she doesn't want her son living with Charlie any longer. The womanising musician goes to the next meeting and struggles to convince the ladies he is a good influence on his nephew