Time Gentlemen Please Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Time Gentlemen Please: Season 2 (2002)

• Season 2 Episode 14: Entente Lime Cordial

  The Pub Landlord is suffering from 'barman's arm' which could cost him his job - and then his ex-wife arrives with her new husband. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray in his award-winning guise, with Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 13: This Vale of Beers

  The function room finally receives a booking, which means the pub is £50 nearer to getting a carvery. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 2 Episode 12: The Slopranos

  The Pub Landlord agrees to see a psychiatrist. Comedy, starring Al Murray and Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 11: Of Mice and Mentalists

  The Pub Landlord appears to have lost the plot, leaving his regulars with the unenviable task of putting him back on track. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray, with Rebecca Front and Emma Pierson

• Season 2 Episode 10: Storming Up a Cook

  Muzz introduces a touch of spice to the pub menu - with a celebrity chef. Comedy, starring Al Murray and Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 9: Optics Wide Shut

  The Pub Landlord is disappointed when he fails to qualify for the Secret Barstewards Annual Invitation Only Ball. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 2 Episode 8: Speed the Ploughman's

  The Pub Landlord's ploughman's breakfast prompts Terry and Steve to take up new trends, while Connie is oblivious to all the fuss. Comedy, starring Al Murray with Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 7: Game for a Gaff

  The Pub Landlord gets a sniff of success when an academic takes a shine to his pub's rustic makeover. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray and Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 6: Beer Necessities

  All is revealed when the new month heralds the turning over of the Thackeray's Barmaid Calendar - much to Connie's disgust. Comedy, starring Al Murray, Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 5: The Landlord of the Giants

  The Huge Man in the corner takes a shine to the Landlord's new barmaid - which makes Tiny Lady jealous. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray in his award-winning Pub Landlord guise, with Emma Pierson and Rebecca Front

• Season 2 Episode 4: The Harder They Crawl

  The Pub Landlord and Terry get lumbered with a weighty problem when they are forced to carry an ex-brewery rep back to the pub. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray

• Season 2 Episode 3: Wishing on a Bar

  The pub landlord is afflicted by barman's hand, and the Irish decorators continue with their work

• Season 2 Episode 2: Got the Painters In

  The pub is being redecorated and Connie creates a stir when she begins her new job as barmaid. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 2 Episode 1: The Man in the Iron Cask

  The Landlord is left to cope on his own. Comedy, starring Al Murray in his award-winning Pub Landlord guise, with Emma Pierson and Rebecca Front

Time Gentlemen Please: Season 1 (2000 - 2001)

• Season 1 Episode 23: It's a Wonderful Pint

  The landlord emerges from his bed to witness the dream-like vision of Miss Jackson. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray, with Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 1 Episode 22: All the World's a Stag

  The gang celebrates Terry's stag night again, wondering whether he will make it down the aisle now his fiancee is carrying his unborn child. Award-winning comedy, starring Al Murray and Julia Sawalha

• Season 1 Episode 21: A Dave A Dave-O

  Janet's former boyfriend turns up and the Guv is none too pleased - having to contend with two Aussies in his beautiful pub. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 20: Farts of Darkness

  Terry turns up in the middle of the night and demands a drink from the nonplussed landlord. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 19: Juke Box Fury

  Vicki assumes the landlord will overlook her lack of ability to pull pints since he knows she only has a few months to live - but Janet is not so confident. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 18: The Return of Martin Greer

  The Landlord Academy Reunion has an unexpected guest in the shape of Martin Greer, the Guv's own schoolboy idol. Al Murray stars

• Season 1 Episode 17: New Year's Steve

  The landlord plans to have a busy New Year's Eve with booze and food being consumed in copious quantities - but Greg has other ideas. Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray, Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 1 Episode 16: Bar Humbug

  The Guv anticipates a festive flop as he awaits his mother's arrival for Christmas dinner. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 15: Playing Silly Buggers

  Police raid the landlord's pub, looking for the leader of a drugs ring. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 14: Only When I Laugh

  A former brewery rep is at death's door, so the landlord rushes to his side in his trusty Capri, leaving the pub under the management of an Australian

• Season 1 Episode 13: Greetings, Stout Yeoman

  Ruthless marketing man Keith Harney arrives at the pub to promote his dodgy Irish stout. Al Murray stars

• Season 1 Episode 12: Day of the Triv-Heads

  The landlord holds a quiz night - but plans to take home the prize himself. Comedy, starring Al Murray and Julia Sawalha

• Season 1 Episode 11: More Tea Vicky?

  The landlord makes the mistake of sending Steve to sell a family heirloom so he can raise enough cash to pay off a debt. Comedy, starring Al Murray, Rebecca Front and Julia Sawalha

• Season 1 Episode 10: Help! The Aged

  The landlord risks early retirement when a tasteless trick goes badly wrong and a pensioner takes offence

• Season 1 Episode 9: Fawkes Off!

  Bonfire night arrives, but for the pub landlord it has a very personal meaning. Comedy, starring Al Murray, Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 1 Episode 8: The Pub That Forgot Time

  Evidence from an archaeological dig points to the possibility that the establishment may be the birthplace of the Great British Pub - until the excavation turns up more than expected. Comedy, starring Al Murray in his pub landlord guise

• Season 1 Episode 7: Getting Diggy with It

  The beer garden's transformation into a car park gets underway, but the building stops when human remains are found. Starring Al Murray, Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 1 Episode 6: A Date with Density

  The landlord has a date with a shop assistant and love is in the air for Janet, whose hormones are raging out of control. Comedy, starring Al Murray, Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front

• Season 1 Episode 5: King Bar steward

  The Landlord goes to extreme lengths to gain membership of the Grand Order of Barstewards - even stooping as low as to clean the gents. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 4: Monkey's Uncle

  Vandals attack the pub when the Landlord leaves daydreamer Steve in charge. Comedy, starring Al Murray

• Season 1 Episode 3: Hoppy Birthday

  Terry celebrates his birthday by drinking a pint for every year of his life so far. Comedy, guest starring Phil Daniels

• Season 1 Episode 2: Never Confused

  The Pub Landlord's world caves in when he is told that the key to increasing profits lies in theme nights, the first of which is to be 'Gay Night'

• Season 1 Episode 1: A Woman's Place

  Comedy, starring funnyman Al Murray in his award-winning pub landlord guise, who in the first episode is shocked to discover his new boss, the brewery manager, is a woman. With Julia Sawalha and Rebecca Front