South Park Episode Guide

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Episode Guide

South Park: Season 13 (2009)

  • Season 13 Episode 14: EPISODE: 14

    Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

    Tomorrow at 11:30pm EST - Comedy Central
  • Season 13 Episode 11: Whale W...

    Stan's birthday plans are ruined when the Japanese launch a campaign to kill the world's dolphins and whales, so he joins the cause to save the marine animals from slaughter

  • Season 13 Episode 10: W.T.F.

    The boys sign up for the school's wrestling team after going to their first live WWE event - but they soon find out that it is a lot different to the wrestling they are used to

  • Season 13 Episode 9: Butters' Bottom B***h

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

    Wednesday 2nd December 10:00pm EST - Comedy Central
  • Season 13 Episode 8: Dead Celebrities

    Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him

  • Season 13 Episode 7: Fatbeard

    Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate. He promises them they will find paradise and buried treasure as soon as they reach Skull Island

  • Season 13 Episode 6: Pinewood Derby

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 13 Episode 5: Fishsticks

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 13 Episode 4: Eat, Pray, Queef

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 13 Episode 3: Margaritaville

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 13 Episode 2: Who Is The Coon?

    A boy rises from the trash and takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

  • Season 13 Episode 1: The Ring

    Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert

South Park: Season 12 (2008)

  • Season 12 Episode 14: The Ungroundable

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 12 Episode 13: Elementary School Musical

    The friends embrace the latest fad when a new boy comes to town and they realise Butters is more popular than they are, or lose their status as the coolest kids in town

  • Season 12 Episode 12: About Last Night...

    The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after a new president is elected, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely

  • Season 12 Episode 11: Pandemic 2: The Startling

    The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage

  • Season 12 Episode 10: Pandemic

    The boys discover a way to make money that seems easy and profitable during an international crisis, and Cartman convinces Craig to help them in their scheme

  • Season 12 Episode 9: Breast Cancer Show Ever

    Wendy gets into trouble after threatening to beat up Cartman after school, but the odds are against her on winning the fight no matter how angry she is

  • Season 12 Episode 8: The China Probrem

    Cartman and Butters must confront the Chinese alone when the rest of the American populace is haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event

  • Season 12 Episode 7: Super Fun Time

    Cartman forces Butters to join him and sneak off to a nearby amusement arcade while the class are on an educational field trip to Pioneer Village - a living museum. Meanwhile, the rest of the class are back at the living museum when a hostage situation interrupts their day

  • Season 12 Episode 6: Over Logging

    The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears there may still be internet in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it

  • Season 12 Episode 5: Eek! A P****!

    With Ms Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhwere to help inner-city youths

  • Season 12 Episode 4: Canada on Strike!

    After feeling the world has a lack of respect for their nation, the head of the World Canadian Bureau calls on his country to go on strike, until they get more money. Cartman and the boys hatch a plan, using the internet, to create a video to gain enough hits and get Canada the money it wants

  • Season 12 Episode 3: Major Boobage

    The South Park kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well known substances. When Fox News covers the so-called craze of 'cheesing', Gerald decides enough is enough and drafts a bill declaring it illegal to have a male cat in South Park

    Monday 23rd November 12:00am EST - Comedy Central
  • Season 12 Episode 2: Britney's New Look

    The boys meet Britney Spears as she attempts to escape her troubles, and discover the secret behind her popularity when they take her to the North Pole. Jessie Jo Thomas guest stars

  • Season 12 Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble

    Cartman contracts a disease after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

South Park: Season 11 (2007)

  • Season 11 Episode 14: The List

    The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest and the results are not what they expected. Last in series

  • Season 11 Episode 13: Guitar Queer-O

    Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game, but the former decides he will have more success with a different partner

  • Season 11 Episode 12: Imaginationland: Episode III

    Part three of three. Stan and Butters fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces, while Kyle and Cartman try to prevent the Supreme Court from launching a nuclear holocaust

  • Season 11 Episode 11: Imaginationland: Episode II

    Part two of three. Stan and Kyle are held captive in the Pentagon by government agents determined to find a way into Imaginationland, while Cartman tries to win a bet

  • Season 11 Episode 10: Imaginationland

    Part one of three. An encounter with a leprechaun leads the boys to a bizarre world where anything can happen, but a terrorist attack leaves them facing a tough choice as they become caught up in a fight for freedom

  • Season 11 Episode 9: More Crap

    Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he attempts to break a World Record after the gang make him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 11 Episode 8: Le Petite Tourette

    Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome after meeting a child with the condition, and realises he can get away with saying whatever he wants without any consequences

    Wednesday 2nd December 10:30pm EST - Comedy Central
  • Season 11 Episode 7: Night of the Living Homeless

    The increasing number of homeless people leads the town's residents to find a creative answer to the problem, while Cartman and the gang attempt to find a permanent solution

  • Season 11 Episode 6: D-Yikes!

    Mrs Garrison turns on her pupils when her partner leaves her, forcing the gang to hire a professional to do away with the problematic teacher. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 11 Episode 5: Fantastic Easter Special

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 11 Episode 4: The Snuke

    Cartman becomes worried about terrorism when a Muslim child starts school, and Hillary Clinton is in town for a campaign rally. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 11 Episode 3: Lice Capades

    When head lice plague the school Cartman discovers a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 11 Episode 2: Cartman Sucks

    Cartman desperately attempts to recover a photograph of him in a compromising position with Butters before too many people discover the truth. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 11 Episode 1: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

South Park: Season 10 (2006)

South Park: Season 9 (2005)

South Park: Season 8 (2004)

  • Season 8 Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Strange goings-on abound when Stan ventures into the woods at Christmastime, where he finds creatures who implore him to help them decorate their festive tree. However, when they ask him to perform anti-Christian acts he refuses, so they prey on Kyle instead

  • Season 8 Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift

    Cartman tries to fly from the roof of his house but falls to the ground, and ends up in hospital with severe head injuries. Police detectives believe he has acquired psychic powers and employ him to help in their hunt for a serial killer who is running amok

    Wednesday 25th November 8:30pm EST - XETV (CW)
  • Season 8 Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled W***** Video Playset

    Paris Hilton arrives in town and opens a store selling memorabilia of herself. Wendy is lost for words when her friends begin idolising the heiress, and finds no reasonable answers to explain why she is so revered, while Butters' parents enter into negotiations to sell him to the star as a pet

    Tuesday 24th November 8:30pm EST - XETV (CW)
  • Season 8 Episode 11: Quest for Ratings

    The elementary school launches a closed circuit television network, and the boys choose to produce a news bulletin. However, apathy about current affairs leads to poor ratings and the programme is scrapped - until Cartman comes up with a rescue plan

    Monday 23rd November 8:30pm EST - XETV (CW)
  • Season 8 Episode 10: Pre-School

    The boys fret when Trent Boyett is released from juvenile prison, five years after they set him up on a case of arson, and vows to hunt them down. Kyle, Cartman and Stan try to enlist the help of the sixth graders to act as bodyguards, but their former nemesis quickly eradicates this line of defence

  • Season 8 Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    A department store offering massive discounts opens and all the locals rush to shop there, but before long the town's smaller businesses have to shut down because they cannot compete. Furious, Stan organises a rally against the manager of the new mall - who responds by committing suicide

  • Season 8 Episode 8: Douche and Turd

    Animal rights activists protest against the use of a cow as the school mascot, so the boys look to come up with an alternative. Kyle and Cartman mount their own unique campaigns and begin recruiting voters, but Stan refuses to take part, prompting the authorities to banish him from the town

  • Season 8 Episode 7: Goobacks

    The boys try to earn themselves some extra pocket money by shovelling snow. However, they are distracted by news that a time traveller from the year 3045 has entered their world to look for work, and it isn't long before a string of people from the future arrive and start taking all the jobs - including the children's new ploughing service

  • Season 8 Episode 6: The Jeffersons

    The boys meet a boy called Blanket who is new to the neighbourhood, and despite Cartman's initial reservations at hanging out with a 'little kid', the gang are persuaded to go inside his house - where they are introduced to his strange but extremely playful father

    Tomorrow at 10:30pm EST - XETV (CW)
  • Season 8 Episode 5: Awesom-O

    Cartman dresses up as a Japanese robot and delivers himself to Butters in an attempt to make fun of the unpopular boy. His plan seems to be working when he learns a few embarrassing secrets, but things take a downturn when their mothers arrange to send the pair to Los Angeles

  • Season 8 Episode 4: You Got F***** in the A**

    A group of kids from Orange County challenge the South Park gang to take part in a dance competition, leading to a series of painful flashbacks for former tap-dancing champion Butters

  • Season 8 Episode 3: The Passion of the Jew

    Cartman incites racial hatred after seeing The Passion of The Christ, and succeeds in making Kyle question his Jewish faith. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny are less than impressed by the film and ask director Mel Gibson for a refund

  • Season 8 Episode 2: Up the Down Steroid

    Jimmy buys steroids to help his performance in the Special Olympics, while Cartman hears the prize is $1,000 and wonders what it would take for him to enter the competition

  • Season 8 Episode 1: Good Times With Weapons

    The boys go to a county fair and get their hands on a batch of martial arts weapons, which causes squabbles when Cartman tries to push the others around

South Park: Season 7 (2003)

  • Season 7 Episode 15: Christmas in Canada?

    Ike's Canadian birth parents turn up at Kyle's house and demand their son back for Christmas - and the Brovlofskis have no choice but to agree. In an effort to get the toddler back, the boys go on a fundraising mission to build up enough cash to stage a protest

  • Season 7 Episode 14: Raisins

    Bebe tells Stan that Wendy wants to break up with him, sending him into a spiral of depression. The boys take him to a local restaurant with sexy waitresses in an effort to cheer him up, but the lovesick youngster decides the members of a local goth group are the only people who understand his pain

    Friday 27th November 8:00pm EST - MTV - Music Television
  • Season 7 Episode 13: Butt Out

    Anti-smoking campaigners begin an operation on South Park Elementary, in a bid to stop youngsters becoming hooked. However, the cringeworthy song they use to assert these principles has a reverse effect on Cartman, who takes up the habit, leading to a burnt-down school and a typically large-scale debate between the relevant authorities

    Tomorrow at 7:00pm EST - MTV - Music Television
  • Season 7 Episode 12: All About Mormons

    A Mormon boy joins the kids' class, and Stan is chosen to beat him up - but finds the Mormons are just too nice, and contemplates his own faith. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 11: Casa Bonita

    Kyle is allowed to take three friends with him to a Mexican version of Disneyland - and Cartman is horrified when he chooses Butters over him. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 10: Grey Dawn

    The boys are spurred into action to save the good citizens of South Park when pensioners cause motorway mayhem. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

    Friday 27th November 8:30pm EST - MTV - Music Television
  • Season 7 Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard

    The boys decide to start a pop group, and Cartman suggests it should be a Christian rock band. When the rest of them kick him out, he forms a rival outfit, with Butters and Token on drums and bass. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 8: South Park Is Gay

    The boys embark on a 'gay-off' with another gang to prove themselves the campest as they join the latest bandwagon and discover the joys of homosexuality. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 7: Red Man's Greed

    A casino takes over South Park with the intention of forcing the residents to leave their land to make space for a new highway. However, the wealthy owners don't take into account the boys' spirit, when they urge the townsfolk to make a stand. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 6: Lil' Crime Stoppers

    Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job

  • Season 7 Episode 5: Fat Butt and Pancake Head

    A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town - with Ben Affleck in tow - to show everyone who is boss

  • Season 7 Episode 4: I'm a Little Bit Country

    The 100th episode of the cult cartoon comedy sees the boys attending an anti-war demonstration - partly because they think war is bad, but mainly because it gives them a chance to skip school for the day. Naturally, Mr Garrison is not too pleased, and decides to teach the little brats a lesson. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 3: Toilet Paper

    When the boys are given detention after art class, Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 7 Episode 2: Krazy Kripples

    Timmy and Jimmy are furious when Christopher Reeve steals their limelight so the duo form a 'Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

    Tuesday 1st December 9:30pm EST - Comedy Central
  • Season 7 Episode 1: Cancelled

    The boys discover Earth is really an intergalactic reality show that is about to be cancelled

South Park: Season 6 (2002)

South Park: Season 5 (2001 - 2006)

South Park: Season 4 (2000 - 2005)

  • Season 4 Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas

    The boys are inspired to make a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season, while Mr Hankey is busy with his new wife and kids

  • Season 4 Episode 14: Pip

    Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • Season 4 Episode 12: Trapper Keeper

    An omnipotent being in the guise of Bill Cosby springs to life in the schoolyard, and only Cartman holds the key to saving mankind. Meanwhile, Ike embarks on his first day at nursery and soon discovers he has a friend in Mr Garrison

  • Season 4 Episode 11: Fourth Grade

    The foul-mouthed foursome move up a year at school and get a new teacher - but she does not compare favourably with Mr Garrison so they use Timmy's wheelchair to build a time machine and return to a happier year. Meanwhile, the gang's former tutor finally comes to terms with his sexual persuasion and decides to return to the academic world

  • Season 4 Episode 10: Probably

    Part two of two. Satan asks a higher power for guidance as he finds himself torn by a romantic dilemma - choosing between his new boyfriend and former partner Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman offers hope to his friends in their quest for eternal salvation by assuming the role of an evangelical leader

  • Season 4 Episode 9: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Part One

    Part one of two. Father Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first confession and take Holy Communion - though Cartman seems more interested in the wine and wafers. Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein returns to the underworld, hoping to fan the flames of passion again with former lover Satan

  • Season 4 Episode 8: Something You Can Do with Your Finger

    The bad-mouthed boys start up their own band and hold a successful open audition in the town to find another member for the line-up - but Stan lets them down by failing to turn up for their first gig

  • Season 4 Episode 7: Chef Goes Nanners

    Chef kicks off a debate in protest at the town's racist flag, an issue that threatens to engulf every South Park resident - including the children. Meanwhile, Cartman gets on his soapbox and drives Wendy wild, causing her to wonder whether she should follow Bebe's advice and give in to her feelings

  • Season 4 Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons

    Kyle needs a kidney transplant, but the only suitable donor is Cartman - who, sensitive to his friend's predicament, puts a price of $10million on the organ. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle's parents try to make the youngster better by employing the services of New Age shop owner Miss Information, who recommends a variety of useless holistic treatments

  • Season 4 Episode 4: Quintuplets 2000

    Quintuplets move into the town, and Cartman soon forms a strange attachment to one of them, while Kenny's mum plans her own multiple birth to attract attention and raise funds

  • Season 4 Episode 3: Timmy! 2000

    Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are jealous when a classmate is diagnosed with attention deficit disorder and placed on medication, so they fake symptoms in the hope of being excused from schoolwork

  • Season 4 Episode 2: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

    Cartman is sent to a juvenile detention centre for 13 years, but as his friends attempt to rescue him he finds life on the inside is not so bad. Stan, Kyle and Kenny must try to persuade him to break out in time to join their sledging team before the big race

  • Season 4 Episode 1: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

    Cartman sees a way of swindling cash out of that mysterious childhood benefactor the tooth fairy : but learns the hard way that cheats never prosper

South Park: Season 3 (1999)

South Park: Season 2 (1998 - 1999)

South Park: Season 1 (1997 - 2005)

South Park:

  • Dances with Smurfs

    When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

  • The F Word

    The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

  • Ken Russell, Mel Gibson
  • Stan Sucks

    Butters has to go to a 'Pray the Gay away' camp when his father finds him in a compromising position with Cartman, who will stop at nothing to stop the photograph of them in that situation being leaked

South Park: Special (2002)