South Park: Season 18 (2014)
- Season 18 Episode 10: Happy Holograms
Near-the-knuckle adult animation following the adventures of four young boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a bizarre Colorado town called South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone provide the voices of the main charactersTomorrow at 11:02pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 18 Episode 9: Rehash
Near-the-knuckle adult animation following the adventures of four young boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a bizarre Colorado town called South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone provide the voices of the main charactersTomorrow at 10:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 18 Episode 8: C**k Magic
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
- Season 18 Episode 7: Grounded Vindaloop
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
- Season 18 Episode 6: Freemium Isn't Free
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
- Season 18 Episode 5: The Magic Bush
Near-the-knuckle adult animation following the adventures of four young boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a bizarre Colorado town called South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone provide the voices of the main characters
- Season 18 Episode 4: Handicar
Timmy's new business ends up threatening taxi services in the Colorado town, sparking a Wacky Races-type contest between competing transportation choices
- Season 18 Episode 3: The Cissy
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
- Season 18 Episode 2: Gluten Free Ebola
South Park goes gluten free.
- Season 18 Episode 1: Go Fund Yourself
The boys decide to create a company in an attempt to never have to work again - only to accidently copy an existing football team's name
- Season 18 Episode 1: Go Fund Yourself
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
South Park: Season 17 (2013)
- Season 17 Episode 10: The Hobbit
Wendy tries to expose the artificial enhancement of the female form in images, and Kanye West tries to prove to the world his fiancee is not a hobbit
- Season 17 Episode 9: T*****s and Dragons
Randy rallies his troops and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny as the zombie masses gather outside the mall on Black Friday
- Season 17 Episode 8: A Song of Ass and Fire
The battle for new gaming devices heats up with Black Friday around the corner; Cartman seeks revenge after Princess Kenny's betrayal.
- Season 17 Episode 7: Black Friday
Cartman takes inspiration from Game of Thrones as he seeks to form alliances in order to acquire an Xbox One on the biggest shopping day of the year
- Season 17 Episode 6: Ginger Cow
Cartman ends up making peace in the Middle East as his latest prank spins out of control
- Season 17 Episode 5: Taming Strange
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
- Season 17 Episode 4: Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
- Season 17 Episode 3: World War Zimmerman
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
- Season 17 Episode 2: Informative Murder Porn
The children decide to teach their parents about morals after Stan catches his mother and father watching 'murder porn'
- Season 17 Episode 1: Let Go, Let Gov
Cartman becomes enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on the American people, and endeavours to expose the secret online
South Park: Season 16 (2012)
- Season 16 Episode 14: Obama Wins!
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
- Season 16 Episode 13: A Scause for Applause
Residents of the town are horrified to learn that a beloved icon used drugs, and as a result stop wearing their yellow inspiration bracelets - all except for Stan
- Season 16 Episode 12: A Nightmare On FaceTime
Randy believes he has found the bargain of the century when he buys a video rental store for $10,000, but all is not as it seems at the isolated shop
- Season 16 Episode 11: Going Native
Butters starts acting out at school, prompting his parents to send him to a different country in a bid to improve his behaviour
- Season 16 Episode 10: Insecurity
- Season 16 Episode 9: Raising the Bar
Adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings
- Season 16 Episode 8: Sarcastaball
- Season 16 Episode 7: Cartman Finds Love
- Season 16 Episode 6: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
- Season 16 Episode 5: Butterballs
- Season 16 Episode 4: Jewpacabra
The town's big Easter egg hunt is placed in jeopardy when rumors surface that the Jewpacabra, a dangerous beast, is lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt, but his protests are ignored until he produces video evidence of the creature's existence
- Season 16 Episode 3: Faith Hilling
- Season 16 Episode 2: Cash For Gold
- Season 16 Episode 1: Reverse Cowgirl
South Park: Season 15 (2011)
- Season 15 Episode 14: The Poor Kid
- Season 15 Episode 13: A History Channel Thanksgiving
- Season 15 Episode 12: One Percent
- Season 15 Episode 11: Broadway Bro Down
Randy makes an effort to do more things that Sharon enjoys, and agrees to take her to see a hit musical in Denver. However, the show inspires him with a fanatical appreciation for Broadway, and he insists on whisking his wife away to New York to enjoy every act the Great White Way has to offer
- Season 15 Episode 10: Bass to Mouth
- Season 15 Episode 9: Last of the Meheecans
- Season 15 Episode 8: Ass Burgers
- Season 15 Episode 7: You're Getting Old
Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, but begins to experience some unusual changes to his personality shortly after the event. Concerned for his welbeing, he visits a doctor, who confirms he has become cynical
- Season 15 Episode 6: City Sushi
- Season 15 Episode 5: The Crack Baby Athletic Association
- Season 15 Episode 4: TMI
- Season 15 Episode 3: Royal Pudding
In an episode inspired by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding, the Prince of Canada prepares to wed his fiancee in a lavish ceremony. However, when the bride is abducted during the event, Canadians all over the world are sent a call to arms, one that is accepted by Kyle's little brother Ike
- Season 15 Episode 2: Funnybot
Jimmy hosts South Park Elementary's first comedy awards ceremony, where he insults the Germans by stating they are the least funny people in the world, prompting them to promise swift and brutal retribution against the school
- Season 15 Episode 1: HumancentiPad
Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
South Park: Season 14 (2010)
- Season 14 Episode 14: Crème Fraiche
Randy becomes obsessed with the Food Network, and quits his job to pursue his new passion. However, his decision begins to have an adverse effect on Stan's life, and forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own
- Season 14 Episode 13: Coon vs. Coon & Friends
The 'Coon proves himself to be even more evil than Cthulhu as he punishes his former partners. Meanwhile, Kenny wrestles with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion
- Season 14 Episode 12: Mysterion Rises
Scorned by Mysterion and his fellow super heroes, 'Coon resolves to work alone, and sets out to get revenge on his former allies. Animated comedy, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 14 Episode 11: Coon 2: Hindsight
The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it, causing dissension to spread among the masked vigilante's ranks
- Season 14 Episode 10: Insheeption
Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt StoneTomorrow at 11:33pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 14 Episode 9: It's a Jersey Thing
Everything to the east of the Rockies becomes part of New Jersey, and as the state line approaches South Park, Randy and the boys prepare to stand against the onslaught. However, Kyle's mother has a terrible secret to reveal
- Season 14 Episode 8: Poor and Stupid
Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt StoneTuesday 23rd December 12:35am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 14 Episode 7: Crippled Summer
Near-the-knuckle adult animation set in the bizarre Colorado town of South Park, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 14 Episode 6: 201
- Season 14 Episode 5: 200
In the 200th episode of the adult animation, Tom Cruise leads a coalition of the boys' old foes in bringing a lawsuit against the town, demanding to be made immune from mockery
- Season 14 Episode 4: You Have 0 Friends
- Season 14 Episode 3: Medicinal Fried Chicken
- Season 14 Episode 2: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys try to write the most offensive book ever - but when Stan's mum finds it, they pin the blame on Butters. However, their hapless friend is then hailed as a literary genius
- Season 14 Episode 1: Sexual Healing
Some of the boys have a sex addiction problem.
South Park: Season 13 (2009)
- Season 13 Episode 14: Pee
Disaster strikes when a trip to a waterpark results in a race for survival
- Season 13 Episode 13: Dances with Smurfs
- Season 13 Episode 12: The F Word
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
- Season 13 Episode 11: Whale W...
Stan's birthday plans are ruined when the Japanese launch a campaign to kill the world's dolphins and whales, so he joins the cause to save the marine animals from slaughter
- Season 13 Episode 10: W.T.F.
The boys sign up for the school's wrestling team after going to their first live WWE event - but they soon find out that it is a lot different from the wrestling they are used to
- Season 13 Episode 9: Butters' Bottom B***h
- Season 13 Episode 8: Dead Celebrities
Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help himTuesday 23rd December 12:03am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 13 Episode 7: Fatbeard
Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate. He promises them they will find paradise and buried treasure as soon as they reach Skull Island
- Season 13 Episode 6: Pinewood Derby
- Season 13 Episode 5: Fishsticks
- Season 13 Episode 4: Eat, Pray, Queef
- Season 13 Episode 3: Margaritaville
- Season 13 Episode 2: Who Is The Coon?
A boy rises from the trash and takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges himWednesday 31st December 9:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 13 Episode 1: The Ring
Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert
South Park: Season 12 (2008 - 2013)
- Season 12 Episode 14: The Ungroundable
- Season 12 Episode 13: Elementary School Musical
A new pupil starts a dance craze, which quickly sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result
- Season 12 Episode 12: About Last Night...
The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely
- Season 12 Episode 11: Pandemic 2: The Startling
The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage
- Season 12 Episode 10: Pandemic
The boys discover a way to make money that seems easy and profitable during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme
- Season 12 Episode 9: Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy Testaburger gets into trouble after threatening to beat up Cartman after school - but her punishment only makes her more determined to gain revenge on her adversary
- Season 12 Episode 8: The China Probrem
Cartman fears China is about to invade America, and prepares to defend his homeland - with only Butters to help him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are traumatised by an incident involving George Lucas and Steven Spielberg
- Season 12 Episode 7: Super Fun Time
Cartman forces Butters to join him and sneak off to a nearby amusement arcade while the class are on an educational field trip to Pioneer Village - a living museum. Meanwhile, the rest of the class are back at the living museum when a hostage situation interrupts their day
- Season 12 Episode 6: Over Logging
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears there may still be internet in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it
- Season 12 Episode 5: Eek! A P****!
With Mrs Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhere to help inner-city youths
- Season 12 Episode 4: Canada on Strike!
After feeling the world has a lack of respect for their nation, the head of the World Canadian Bureau calls on his country to go on strike and demand more donations from other countries. Cartman and the boys hatch a plan, using the internet to create a video to gain enough hits to get Canada the money it wantsTuesday 23rd December 1:06am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 12 Episode 3: Major Boobage
The South Park kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well known, substances. When Fox News covers the so-called craze of 'cheesing', Gerald decides enough is enough and drafts a bill declaring it illegal to have a male cat in South Park
- Season 12 Episode 2: Britney's New Look
The boys meet Britney Spears as she attempts to escape her troubles, and discover the secret behind her popularity when they take her to the North Pole. Jessie Jo Thomas guest stars
- Season 12 Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble
Cartman contracts a disease after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt StoneMonday 29th December 10:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 12 Episode 10/11: South Park: Pandemic 1& 2
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of Peruvian flute bands, the boys try to make money off of it. But soon giant guinea pigs start attacking cities, and the boys are stuck in Peru with the key to saving the world.Thursday 1st January 2:32am EST - Comedy Central
South Park: Season 11 (2007)
- Season 11 Episode 14: The List
The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest and the results are not what they expected. Last in series
- Season 11 Episode 13: Guitar Queer-O
Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game, but the former decides he will have more success with a different partner
- Season 11 Episode 12: Imaginationland: Episode III
Part three of three. Stan and Butters fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces, while Kyle and Cartman try to prevent the Supreme Court from launching a nuclear holocaust
- Season 11 Episode 11: Imaginationland: Episode II
Part two of three. Stan and Kyle are held captive in the Pentagon by government agents determined to find a way into Imaginationland, while Cartman tries to win a bet
- Season 11 Episode 10: Imaginationland - Episode I
Part one of three. An encounter with a leprechaun leads the boys to a bizarre world where anything can happen, but a terrorist attack leaves them facing a tough choice as they become caught up in a fight for freedomWednesday 31st December 11:31pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 11 Episode 9: More C***
Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he attempts to break a World Record after the gang make him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 11 Episode 8: Le Petite Tourette
Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome after meeting a child with the condition, and realises he can get away with saying whatever he wants without any consequences
- Season 11 Episode 7: Night of the Living Homeless
The increasing number of homeless people leads the town's residents to find a creative answer to the problem, while Cartman and the gang attempt to find a permanent solution
- Season 11 Episode 6: D-Yikes!
Mrs Garrison turns on her pupils when her partner leaves her, forcing the gang to hire a professional to do away with the problematic teacher. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 11 Episode 5: Fantastic Easter Special
- Season 11 Episode 4: The Snuke
Cartman becomes worried about terrorism when a Muslim child starts school, and Hillary Clinton is in town for a campaign rally. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 11 Episode 3: Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues the school, and Cartman searches for a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 11 Episode 2: Cartman Sucks
Cartman desperately attempts to recover a photograph of him in a compromising position with Butters before too many people discover the truth. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt StoneMonday 29th December 9:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 11 Episode 1: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
South Park: Season 10 (2006 - 2013)
- Season 10 Episode 14: Stanley's Cup
Stan coaches a hockey team in the hope of making them winners, and his father deals with the memory of his child's performance in a game from years earlier when he had the opportunity to score the winning goal. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 10 Episode 13: God God Go I & XII
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.Thursday 1st January 3:32am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 10 Episode 12: Go God Go
Part one of two. The gang learns about the theory of evolution, and Cartman freezes himself hoping to awake when a games console is released. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 10 Episode 11: Hell on Earth 2006
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
- Season 10 Episode 10: Miss Teacher B... a Boy
Cartman is appointed the new hallway monitor, and discovers a teacher has been kissing a student. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt StoneMonday 29th December 8:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 10 Episode 9: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Cartman speculates about the perpetrator of the September 11 attacks, believing he can prove Kyle was responsible for the attacks. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 10 Episode 8: Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys spend all weekend playing on the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 10 Episode 7: Tsst
Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she cannot control her son anymore. Luckily, Cesar Millan 'The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 10 Episode 6: ManBearPig
When the boys assist a former vice-president in his quest for attention, they become trapped when the tunnel they are in caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 10 Episode 5: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes a self-help guide that gets selected for Oprah's book club and it becomes a best-seller - until someone leaks the truth about its contents
- Season 10 Episode 4: Cartoon Wars - Part Two
Part two of two. Cartman and Kyle continue to wage war against each other, since neither can come to an agreement over Family Guy
- Season 10 Episode 3: Cartoon Wars - Part One
Part one of two. Cartman and Kyle suffer a difference of opinion over the merits of popular adult animation Family Guy
- Season 10 Episode 2: Smug Alert!
Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone starts to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town
- Season 10 Episode 1: The Return of Chef!
The town is excited when Chef returns after travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club. Even so, the boys notice that his new sense of adventure seems to have got the better of him. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
South Park: Season 9 (2005)
- Season 9 Episode 14: Bloody Mary
A bleeding statue of Mary in the next town causes mayhem, and Stan's dad is arrested for drink-driving
- Season 9 Episode 13: Free Willzyx
The boys take a trip to Sea World, where they meet a talking whale and resolve to send him back to his homeland - the moon
- Season 9 Episode 12: Trapped in the Closet
Stan becomes involved in Scientology, and ends up receiving a visit from Tom Cruise after making a name for himself in the organisation
- Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids
When Cartman becomes a sufferer of 'Gingervitus', he rallies round to protect his fellow red-headed friends
- Season 9 Episode 10: Follow that Egg
In order to prevent Mr Slave and Big Gay Al having a wedding, Mrs Garrison enlists the children's help in proving same-sex marriage does not work
- Season 9 Episode 9: Marjorine
Cartman is suspicious of the girls when he convinces himself they have a device that can see into the future
- Season 9 Episode 8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
When Stan and Cartman steal Uncle Roy's speedboat, they end up crashing into Beaverton's dam, causing ultimate chaos in the town
- Season 9 Episode 7: Erection Day
Jimmy finds he has an embarrassing problem that may prevent him from taking part in a talent show, until Cartman offers him some friendly advice
- Season 9 Episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman
Kenny, Kyle and Stan decide to teach Cartman a lesson for being greedy, so they tell everyone to ignore him and pretend he is dead
- Season 9 Episode 5: The Losing Edge
Faced with the prospect of their entire summer being taken up by baseball, the boys decide to lose the play-offs on purpose
- Season 9 Episode 4: Best Friends Forever
Kenny manages to get his hands on the latest portable video game system, but Cartman becomes jealous when the store runs out before he is served
- Season 9 Episode 3: Wing
Token wins the Colorado Star Child competition thanks to his incredible voice. He is presented with the opportunity to sing at a pageant and collect $200, so the other boys decide to get a share of the money by becoming his agents
- Season 9 Episode 2: Die Hippie, Die
Cartman begins a door-to-door service offering to rid the town of hippies and starts kidnapping them and holding them in his basement, but before long he is found out and arrested. The mayor then commissions a concert to be held in celebration of hippie culture, but they overrun the town, prompting the boys to pull together to have the rampaging renegades removed
- Season 9 Episode 1: Mr Garrison's Fancy New V*****
Mr Garrison goes under the knife to become a woman, and Kyle asks his parents if he can have an operation to make him into a tall, black man to increase his chances of winning a place on the basketball team
South Park: Season 8 (2004)
- Season 8 Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas
Strange goings-on abound when Stan ventures into the woods at Christmas time, where he finds creatures who implore him to help them decorate their festive tree. However, when they ask him to perform anti-Christian acts he refuses, so they prey on Kyle insteadTomorrow at 10:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 8 Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman tries to fly from the roof of his house but falls to the ground, and ends up in hospital with severe head injuries. Police detectives believe he has acquired psychic powers and employ him to help in their hunt for a serial killer who is running amokTomorrow at 6:25pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 8 Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled W***** Video Playset
Paris Hilton arrives in town and opens a store selling memorabilia of herself. Wendy is lost for words when her friends begin idolising the heiress, and finds no reasonable answers to explain why she is so revered, while Butters' parents enter into negotiations to sell him to the star as a pet
- Season 8 Episode 11: Quest for Ratings
The elementary school launches a closed circuit television network, and the boys choose to produce a news bulletin. However, apathy about current affairs leads to poor ratings and the programme is scrapped - until Cartman comes up with a rescue planSunday 28th December 5:49pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 8 Episode 10: Pre-School
The boys fret when Trent Boyett is released from juvenile prison, five years after they set him up on a case of arson, and vows to hunt them down. Kyle, Cartman and Stan try to enlist the help of the sixth graders to act as bodyguards, but their former nemesis quickly eradicates this line of defence
- Season 8 Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
A department store offering massive discounts opens and all the locals rush to shop there, but before long the town's smaller businesses have to shut down because they cannot compete. Furious, Stan organises a rally against the manager of the new mall - who responds by committing suicideTomorrow at 9:45am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 8 Episode 8: Douche and Turd
Animal rights activists protest against the use of a cow as the school mascot, so the boys look to come up with an alternative. Kyle and Cartman mount their own unique campaigns and begin recruiting voters, but Stan refuses to take part, prompting the authorities to banish him from the townTomorrow at 5:53pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 8 Episode 7: Goobacks
The boys try to earn themselves some extra pocket money by shovelling snow. However, they are distracted by news that a time traveller from the year 3045 has entered their world to look for work, and it isn't long before a string of people from the future arrive and start taking all the jobs - including the children's new ploughing service
- Season 8 Episode 6: The Jeffersons
The boys meet a boy called Blanket who is new to the neighbourhood, and despite Cartman's initial reservations at hanging out with a 'little kid', the gang are persuaded to go inside his house - where they are introduced to his strange but extremely playful father
- Season 8 Episode 5: Awesom-O
Cartman dresses up as a Japanese robot and delivers himself to Butters in an attempt to make fun of the unpopular boy. His plan seems to be working when he learns a few embarrassing secrets, but things take a downturn when their mothers arrange to send the pair to Los Angeles
- Season 8 Episode 4: You Got F***** in the A**
A group of kids from Orange County challenges the South Park gang to take part in a dance competition, leading to a series of painful flashbacks for former tap-dancing champion ButtersMonday 29th December 6:27pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 8 Episode 3: The Passion of the Jew
Cartman sees The Passion of the Christ, and feels so strongly about it that he begins inciting racial hatred - and succeeds in making Kyle question his Jewish faith. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny are less than impressed by the film and ask director Mel Gibson for a refund
- Season 8 Episode 2: Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy buys steroids to help his performance in the Special Olympics, while Cartman hears the prize is $1,000 and wonders what it would take for him to enter the competition
- Season 8 Episode 1: Good Times With Weapons
The boys go to a county fair, where they get their hands on a cache of martial arts weapons, a discovery that causes squabbles - especially once Cartman starts trying to push the others around
South Park: Season 7 (2003)
- Season 7 Episode 15: Christmas in Canada?
Ike's Canadian birth parents turn up at Kyle's house and demand their son back for Christmas - and the Brovlofskis have no choice but to agree. In an effort to get the toddler back, the boys go on a fundraising mission to build up enough cash to stage a protestTomorrow at 6:57pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 7 Episode 14: Raisins
Bebe tells Stan that Wendy wants to break up with him, sending him into a spiral of depression. The boys take him to a local restaurant with sexy waitresses in an effort to cheer him up, but the lovesick youngster decides the members of a local goth group are the only people who understand his pain
- Season 7 Episode 13: Butt Out
Anti-smoking campaigners begin an operation on South Park Elementary, in a bid to stop youngsters becoming hooked. However, the cringeworthy song they use to assert these principles has a reverse effect on Cartman, who takes up the habit, leading to a burnt-down school and a typically large-scale debate between the relevant authorities
- Season 7 Episode 12: All About Mormons
A Mormon boy joins the children's class and Stan is chosen to beat him up - but finds the Mormons are just too nice, and contemplates his own faith. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 11: Casa Bonita
Kyle is allowed to take three friends with him to a Mexican version of Disneyland - and Cartman is horrified when he chooses Butters over him. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 10: Grey Dawn
The boys are spurred into action to save the good citizens of South Park when pensioners cause motorway mayhem. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard
The boys decide to start a pop group, and Cartman suggests it should be a Christian rock band. When the rest of them kick him out, he forms a rival outfit, with Butters and Token on drums and bass. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 8: South Park Is Gay
The boys embark on a 'gay-off' with another gang to prove themselves the campest as they join the latest bandwagon and discover the joys of homosexuality. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 7: Red Man's Greed
A casino takes over South Park with the intention of forcing the residents to leave their land to make space for a new highway. However, the wealthy owners don't take into account the boys' spirit, when they urge the townsfolk to make a stand. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 6: Lil' Crime Stoppers
Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job
- Season 7 Episode 5: Fat Butt and Pancake Head
A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town - with Ben Affleck in tow - to show everyone who is boss
- Season 7 Episode 4: I'm a Little Bit Country
The 100th episode of the cult cartoon comedy sees the boys attending an anti-war demonstration - partly because they think war is bad, but mainly because it gives them a chance to skip school for the day. Naturally, Mr Garrison is not too pleased, and decides to teach the little brats a lesson. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 3: Toilet Paper
When the boys are given detention after art class, Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt StoneTuesday 23rd December 2:09am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 7 Episode 2: Krazy Kripples
Timmy and Jimmy are furious when Christopher Reeve steals their limelight, so the duo form a 'Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 7 Episode 1: Cancelled
The boys discover Earth is really an intergalactic reality show that is about to be cancelled
South Park: Season 6 (2002)
- Season 6 Episode 17: Red Sleigh Down
As Christmas approaches Cartman realises he has been too naughty of late, meaning that if he is going to get any presents this year he needs to make a gesture of kindness - so he tries to bring the joy of the festive season to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq, with a little help from Santa, Mr Hankey and JesusTomorrow at 9:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 16: My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan gets a taste of the future when a naked 32-year-old version of himself turns up in town - and the terrible truth is almost too much to bear. He resolves to do something about it before it is too lateTuesday 23rd December 9:45am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 15: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The boys experience the magic of voodoo when Chef's mum attempts to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body following a failed attempt by a famous psychic
- Season 6 Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance
Mr Garrison introduces his replacement for Mr Hat and bids to get himself fired, while the gang are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance
- Season 6 Episode 13: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The gang undertakes a deadly quest - to retrieve a precious videotape from Butters' house and return it to the rental storeFriday 26th December 6:58pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 12: A Ladder to Heaven
The friends have the chance of getting their hands on chocolate riches - but only if they can reach HeavenFriday 26th December 6:26pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 11: Child Abduction Is Not Funny
The parents get together in an attempt to protect their children from potential kidnappers - but soon find building a wall around the town causes more problems than it solves
- Season 6 Episode 10: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
The friends lose their cool when they notice how Bebe has changed, and Cartman finally gets kicked out of the gang
- Season 6 Episode 9: Free Hat
The boys go on a crusade to save movies from directors who want to improve them, while the rest of the town campaign to free a convicted baby-killerMonday 29th December 7:29pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 8: Red Hot Catholic Love
Cartman engages Kyle in an unusual bet which turns into a new lifestyle trend, while the parents become suspicious of Father Maxi, who ends up facing a bizarre trial at the VaticanMonday 29th December 6:58pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 7: Simpsons Already Did It
Butters, in the guise of Professor Chaos, devises more evil schemes to wreak havoc on the town, while Cartman, Stan and Kyle feel responsible when their teacher diesWednesday 31st December 9:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 6: Professor Chaos
Butters discovers a new side to his personality after he is rejected by the gang, leading him to plot the end of the world - in the guise of Professor ChaosWednesday 31st December 8:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 6 Episode 5: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly await the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip Movie during a commercial break in an episode of 'Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World'
- Season 6 Episode 4: Fun with Veal
The guys stage an eco-protest against the slaughter of veal calves and attempt to hide some of the animals in Stan's room
- Season 6 Episode 3: Freak Strike
The boys arrange for Butters to appear on a talk show as a grossly disfigured individual, while Cartman tries to get in on the action, persuading his mother he should be on TV too
- Season 6 Episode 2: Asspen
The boys and their parents are excited by the possibility of a free skiing holiday - but the offer turns out to have more than a few strings attached. Meanwhile, Stan is goaded into taking on the challenge of a ski race in a bid to save the local youth centre and free trapped Indian spirits
- Season 6 Episode 1: Jared Has Aides
A weight-loss spokesman causes pandemonium when he claims to eat nothing but sandwiches, confessing he has 'Aides', while Cartman suggests Butters should follow suit and lose some weightFriday 26th December 5:56pm EST - Comedy Central
South Park: Season 5 (2001 - 2006)
- Season 5 Episode 14: Butter's Trauma Treatment
Butters finds himself lost and alone in the big city after inadvertently revealing a, dark family secret about his father's moonlight 'shopping' trips
- Season 5 Episode 13: Kenny Dies
In an attempt to save Kenny's life, Cartman speaks to Congress on the subject of stem cell research - but the gang might still have to face up to the hooded lad's demise one last time
- Season 5 Episode 12: Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token grows weary of being the only wealthy child in town, so begins a campaign to lure the rich and stupid to South Park : much to the consternation of the other residents
- Season 5 Episode 11: The Entity
Mr Garrison gets tired of queuing and devises a plan to net him a million - a brand new, occasionally enjoyable mode of transport. Kyle's New York cousin pays a visit, but proves to be such a liability that the boys plot to get rid of himThursday 25th December 9:14am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 5 Episode 10: How to Eat With Your Butt
Cartman manages to get an unusual picture of Kenny printed on the side of a milk carton - and it is not long before a mysterious couple arrive in town, claiming to be the mumbling misfit's real parents
- Season 5 Episode 9: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Government agencies descend on the town when the boys receive a package from Afghanistan - and Cartman is accidentally sent overseas to fight for freedom
- Season 5 Episode 8: Towelie
The gang helps a new friend - a genetically engineered towel - in his battle with the US government
- Season 5 Episode 7: Proper Condom Use
Thanks to Stan, the children have to endure sex education from Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik - leaving them feeling dazed and confusedTuesday 23rd December 1:37am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 5 Episode 6: Cartmanland
- Season 5 Episode 5: Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow
- Season 5 Episode 4: Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When he realises he cannot get his money back, he vows to get his revenge. Guest starring Radiohead
- Season 5 Episode 3: The Super Best Friends
- Season 5 Episode 2: Cripple Fight!
The boys are excited when Big Gay Al is announced as their new scout-troop leader
- Season 5 Episode 1: It Hits the Fan
The townsfolk are stunned when an expletive is broadcast on television for the first time - triggering a potentially apocalyptic chain of events
South Park: Season 4 (2000 - 2005)
- Season 4 Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys are inspired to make a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season, while Mr Hankey is busy with his new wife and kidsTomorrow at 9:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 4 Episode 16: Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kyle's parents refuse to let him see a controversial rock band in concert, so he decides to get his own back by accusing them of child abuse
- Season 4 Episode 15: Fat Camp
Family and friends intervene to stop Cartman becoming the fattest boy in elementary school, while Kenny's more unusual talents are featured in his own TV show
- Season 4 Episode 14: Pip
Pip battles the evil Miss Havisham and her robotic monkeys to win the love of Estella in a surreal version of Charles Dickens' Great Expectations. Narrated in live action by Malcolm McDowell
- Season 4 Episode 13: Helen Keller! The Musical
The townsfolk celebrate Thanksgiving in their own unique way, with the children performing an unforgettable musical. Timmy takes the lead role, in an attempt to outdo the kindergarten show
- Season 4 Episode 12: Trapper Keeper
An omnipotent being in the guise of Bill Cosby springs to life in the schoolyard, and only Cartman holds the key to saving mankind. Meanwhile, Ike embarks on his first day at nursery and soon discovers he has a friend in Mr Garrison
- Season 4 Episode 11: Fourth Grade
The foul-mouthed foursome move up a year at school and get a new teacher - but she does not compare favourably with Mr Garrison so they use Timmy's wheelchair to build a time machine and return to a happier year. Meanwhile, the gang's former tutor finally comes to terms with his sexual persuasion and decides to return to the academic worldMonday 29th December 5:56pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 4 Episode 10: Probably
Part two of two. Satan asks a higher power for guidance as he finds himself torn by a romantic dilemma - choosing between his new boyfriend and former partner Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman offers hope to his friends in their quest for eternal salvation by assuming the role of an evangelical leader
- Season 4 Episode 9: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Part One
Part one of two. Father Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first confession and take Holy Communion - though Cartman seems more interested in the wine and wafers. Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein returns to the underworld, hoping to fan the flames of passion again with former lover Satan
- Season 4 Episode 8: Something You Can Do with Your Finger
The bad-mouthed boys start up their own band and hold a successful open audition in the town to find another member for the line-up - but Stan lets them down by failing to turn up for their first gig
- Season 4 Episode 7: Chef Goes Nanners
Chef kicks off a debate in protest at the town's racist flag, an issue that threatens to engulf every South Park resident - including the children. Meanwhile, Cartman gets on his soapbox and drives Wendy wild, causing her to wonder whether she should follow Bebe's advice and give in to her feelings
- Season 4 Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons
Kyle needs a kidney transplant, but the only suitable donor is Cartman - who, sensitive to his friend's predicament, puts a price of $10million on the organ. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle's parents try to make the youngster better by employing the services of New Age shop owner Miss Information, who recommends a variety of useless holistic treatmentsThursday 1st January 4:31am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 4 Episode 5: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman believes his classmates are too immature to spend time with, and decides to use the internet to find more grown-up friends, while Kenny pulls out all the stops to prevent his parents from having another baby they cannot affordMonday 29th December 9:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 4 Episode 4: Quintuplets 2000
Quintuplets move into the town, and Cartman soon forms a strange attachment to one of them, while Kenny's mum plans her own multiple birth to attract attention and raise fundsSunday 28th December 5:18pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 4 Episode 3: Timmy! 2000
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are jealous when a classmate is diagnosed with attention deficit disorder and placed on medication, so they fake symptoms in the hope of being excused from schoolwork
- Season 4 Episode 2: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman is sent to a juvenile detention centre for 13 years, but as his friends attempt to rescue him he finds life on the inside is not so bad. Stan, Kyle and Kenny must try to persuade him to break out in time to join their sledging team before the big raceWednesday 24th December 10:15am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 4 Episode 1: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
Cartman sees a way of swindling cash out of that mysterious childhood benefactor the tooth fairy - but learns the hard way that cheats never prosper
South Park: Season 3 (1999 - 2000)
- Season 3 Episode 17: The Brown Noise
The friends go on a school trip to a recorder concert in Mr Garrison's home town of Arkansas, where they attempt to discover the 'brown noise'
- Season 3 Episode 16: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
Jesus ropes Rod Stewart into performing at a millennium concert, while Cartman announces he has reached puberty, prompting Stan to visit Dr Mephisto for hormones to speed up his own developmentWednesday 31st December 8:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 3 Episode 15: Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr Hankey hosts a compilation of seasonal songs performed by the South Park cast, remixing old classics and introducing new number Christmastime in Hell, as well as lounge act duo Jesus and SantaTomorrow at 8:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 3 Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness
The townsfolk turn out for the annual Civil War re-enactment, while Cartman has visions of glory as he spruces up for the Confederacy
- Season 3 Episode 13: Starvin' Marvin in Space
Starvin' Marvin finds a spaceship and sets off into the night sky to find a new home for his people - but his efforts come to the attention of the CIA, who set out to stop him
- Season 3 Episode 12: Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The kids lose a spelling bee to home-educated siblings who then beg to be sent to a normal school - but exposure to the other children brings its own problems, until matters come to a head at a party
- Season 3 Episode 11: Chinpokomon
Kenny suffers yet another horrible death, this time brought on by seizures - and a video game could be to blame
- Season 3 Episode 10: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Father Maxi attempts to spoil everyone's fun during Hallowe'en, and the community appears to be haunted by a crew of ghost pirates. With the voices of American band Korn
- Season 3 Episode 9: Jewbilee
Part three of three. Mr Mackey has a meteor shower party and Kyle invites Ike and Kenny to join him at a Scout gathering for Jewish children
- Season 3 Episode 8: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Part two of three. Stan gets sent to the basement at an adult party to play with the other kids, where they discover a box of women's clothes - leading to a reconstruction of Charlie's Angels with Stan playing Bosley
- Season 3 Episode 7: Cat Orgy
Part one of three. Stan's 12-year-old sister Shelly babysits Cartman - much to the chubby chap's horror. Adult animation, with the voice of Isaac Hayes
- Season 3 Episode 6: Sexual Harassment Panda
Mr Garrison invites the Sexual Harassment Panda to visit the school, giving Cartman the idea of suing Stan. With the voice of Isaac Hayes
- Season 3 Episode 5: Tweek v Craig
The boys arrange a fight between Tweek and Craig, but find that neither of them has the necessary combat skills or killer instinct. Meanwhile, Kenny starts taking home economics classes, and finds them strangely enjoyable
- Season 3 Episode 4: Jakovasaurs
Cartman stumbles across an annoying dinosaur species thought to be extinct - but his new-found friends make themselves unpopular by reproducing at an alarming rate
- Season 3 Episode 3: The Succubus
Kyle and Stan feel like they have lost their best friend when Chef is entranced by the girl of his dreams, while Cartman is upset when he has to go to an optician who makes fun of his weight
- Season 3 Episode 2: Spontaneous Combustion
An epidemic of spontaneous combustion strikes, so Mr Marsh is assigned the task of discovering the cause. It seems gas retention could be to blame
- Season 3 Episode 1: Rainforest Schmainforest
Cartman joins a choir touring Costa Rica, where he comes to hate the rainforest but ends up saving the day. With the voice of Jennifer AnistonTomorrow at 10:15am EST - Comedy Central
South Park: Season 2 (1998 - 1999)
- Season 2 Episode 18: Prehistoric Ice Man
On their adventures the boys discover a prehistoric man embedded in a block of iceTomorrow at 9:14am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 17: Gnomes
The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
- Season 2 Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
The boys pay a visit to Cartman's Grandma, and experience an unforgettable Christmas in the company of a notorious felon - who reveals an unexpected softer side to his characterTomorrow at 7:29pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 15: Spooky Fish in Spooky Vision
- Season 2 Episode 14: Chef Aid
Chef makes the mistake of suing Capitalist Records for plagiarism and winds up behind bars, so the boys throw a huge concert to raise his bail money. Featuring the voices of Elton John, Ozzy Osbourne and Meat LoafWednesday 24th December 9:14am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 13: Cow Days
It is rodeo time in South Park, and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event
- Season 2 Episode 12: Clubhouses
Rivalry turns to violence when the boys build clubhouses, and Stan invites Wendy to take part in a game of truth or dare
- Season 2 Episode 11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Food
Cartman undergoes a personal journey after winning a competition, while the boys investigate the planetarium and discover the owner has something to hideWednesday 24th December 9:45am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 10: Chickenpox
The children seek revenge on their parents for deliberately exposing them to the chickenpox virus - even though their misguided mums and dads had their offsprings' best interests at heartTuesday 23rd December 10:45am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 9: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
A film festival brings Hollywood hype to the town with a band of luvvies in tow, and Mr Hankey becomes the unlikely target of agents looking for the star of the next big summer movie
- Season 2 Episode 8: Summer Sucks
A fireworks ban threatens to ruin the Independence Day festivities - until the Mayor comes up with a novel plan. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison is upset over the disappearance of Mr Hat
- Season 2 Episode 7: City on the Edge of Forever
Mrs Crabtree must save the kids when the school bus crashes. Featuring the guest voices of Henry Winkler and Jay Leno
- Season 2 Episode 6: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
The boys learn about Vietnam from Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned. The boys decide to play a joke by submitting a video of the 'Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka' to Jimbo and Ned's cable programTomorrow at 10:45am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 5: Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
- Season 2 Episode 4: Chickenlover
Officer Barbrady learns to read : with unconventional help from the driver of the mobile libraryMonday 29th December 8:30pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 2 Episode 3: Ike's Wee Wee
It's Cartman's birthday and he invites everyone in school to his big party - apart from the new kid Damien - and he's far from happy about it
- Season 2 Episode 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty S***
When Dr Mephisto is shot just as he's about to reveal the name of Cartman's father, the gang race to the hospital : but Kenny stands to be executed for the crime unless they can discover the truth first
- Season 2 Episode 1: Terrace and Phillip in Not Without My A***
The world of Terrance and Phillip, in which Scott conspires with Saddam Hussein to have the TV comedians killed
South Park: Season 1 (1997 - 2005)
- Season 1 Episode 13: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty S***
Part two of two. When Dr Mephisto is shot just as he's about to reveal the name of Cartman's father, the gang race the medic to the hospital - but Kenny stands to be executed for the crime unless they can discover the truth first
- Season 1 Episode 12: Mecha Streisand
The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster capable of destroying the world
- Season 1 Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Wendy becomes jealous when Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan fall head over heels in love with their supply teacher, Miss Ellen. Adult animation, featuring the voice of Natasha Henstridge
- Season 1 Episode 10: Damien
Jesus and Satan put their lives on the line when they fight a battle for spiritual domination that interferes with Cartman's birthday partyTuesday 23rd December 10:15am EST - Comedy Central
- Season 1 Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
The gang prepares for the annual South Park Elementary School Nativity Play, while Kyle's musical friend ensures everybody has a memorable ChristmasTomorrow at 8:00pm EST - Comedy Central
- Season 1 Episode 8: Starvin' Marvin
The government sends Cartman to Ethiopia when they mistake him for a starving African child. Adult animation set in the oddball Colorado town of South Park
- Season 1 Episode 7: Pink Eye
The boys prepare for Hallowe'en, but their plans to win the school costume contest are thwarted when the Mir space station plummets to Earth and a weird epidemic hits town
- Season 1 Episode 6: Death
Stan's grandfather begs him for help in committing suicide, and Kyle's mother lays down the law by banning an offensive TV show. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Season 1 Episode 5: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Kyle receives an elephant by mail order from Africa, but his new pet is too big to keep in the house. Cartman gloats that he has a pig which is small enough to have at home, so the pair set about genetically engineering a cross-breed out of the two animals
- Season 1 Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan's preoccupation with his dog's sexuality jeopardises South Park's chances of winning a homecoming game. Adult animation, featuring the voice of George Clooney
- Season 1 Episode 3: Weight Gain 4000
Cartman wins a national essay-writing contest but does not remember what he wrote about. He tries to build muscle for the ceremony using a weight-gain drink - but ends up looking even more flabby than usual
- Season 1 Episode 2: Volcano
Uncle Jimbo, Ned and the boys go hunting, but unwittingly set up camp next to an active volcano and only legendary monster Scuzzlebutt can save them from certain death
- Season 1 Episode 1: Cartman Gets an A*** Probe
Aliens land in the Rockies and kidnap Kyle's little brother, while a device is implanted into a delicate part of Cartman's anatomy. First-ever episode of the adult animation
South Park: Special (2002)
- South Park 5th Anniversary Special
'South Park' creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker introduce the most notorious episode in the history of the series.
South Park: Other Episodes
- The Black Friday Trilogy
The epic conclusion to the 'Game of Thrones' parody.Thursday 1st January 1:01am EST - Comedy Central
- The Coon Trilogy
Coon and friends set out to help the victims of BP's latest drilling accident in the Gulf, but Mysterion beats them to it; after being rejected by his fellow Super Heroes, the Coon joins forces with the dark lord Cthulhu.Wednesday 31st December 10:00pm EST - Comedy Central
Timmy gana muchos enemigos cuando su nuevo servicio de coche de alquiler se vuelve un éxito.
- The Cissy
- Gluten Free Ebola
- Taming Strange
Kyle y Ike comienzan a crecer aparte cuando Ike llega a la pubertad. Kyle intenta salvar su relación llevando a Ike para ver una presentación en vivo de Yo Gabba Gabba.
- The Hobbit
Wendy termina en la oficina del consejero después de tratar de arreglar algo entre una amiga y Butters.
- T...... and Dragons
La mayor venta del 'Black Friday' en la historia se lleva a cabo y los chicos están divididos sobre cuál de los juegos de dispositivo deben comprar.
- Black Friday
Los chicos se preparan para las inminentes vacaciones por compras multitudinarias.
- Ginger Cow
Cuando Cartman hace una broma, la paz surge en todo el mundo.
- Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Los chicos góticos son enviados al campamento de niños problemáticos.
- World War Zimmerman
Cartman piensa que Token es una amenaza para todos.
- Informative Murder Porn
Para mantener a sus padres sin que se dañen el uno al otro, los chicos utilizan el juego de 'Minecraft' para distraerlos.
El autobús de la escuela primaria South Park tiene un accidente.
- Let Go, Let Gov
Cuando Cartman se infiltra en la NSA, él no está contento con el contenido de su archivo personal.
- Obama Wins!
Kyle descubre que Cartman ha estado robando votos para cambiar los resultados de la elección entre Romney y Obama. Kyle y sus amigos intentan hacer todo lo posible para restaurar la integridad del proceso democrático.
- A Scause for Applause
Un escándalo religioso hace que la gente de South Park cuestione sus creencias y pierda su fe en Jesús, todos menos Stan, quien junta un grupo musical para demostrar su apoyo.
- A Nightmare On FaceTime
Stan no puede salir a hacer truco o trato porque Randy tiene grandes planes para la Noche de Brujas. Quiere comprar una tienda de videos por diez mil dólares, pero las cosas no son como parecen en ese sitio frío y aislado.
- Going Native
Los padres de Butters se preocupan por su comportamiento cuando le dicen que él es de origen hawaiano y él empieza una travesía para seguir en el camino de sus antepasados.
Los hombres de South Park se enojan cuando un malentendido los hace creer que sus esposas están siendo infieles; Cartman instala un sistema de seguridad.
- Raising The Bar
Al fin, Cartmen admite que sufre de obesidad y compra una vespa motorizada, insistiendo que tiene el derecho de usarla. Kyle ve que Cartman él disfruta de su vida poco saludable, invitando comparaciones con otra gente.
La escuela primaria de South Park cambia las reglas del fútbol americano. Esto molesta a Randy y él sugiere otros cambios más drásticos; Butters inventa una bebida deportiva.
- Cartman Finds Love
Motivado por su racismo, Cartman usa la magia de Cupido para tratar de fomentar un romance entre Token y una chica de raza negra, recién llegada a South Park; cuando ella se interesa por Kyle, Cartman disemina rumores que él y Kyle son pareja.
- I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Los niños pasan el último día de su receso de primavera haciendo tirolesa en las montañas de Colorado, pero su viaje termina en desastre cuando se pierden y tienen que sobrevivir lejos de sus familias y de rescate.
Hay una epidemia de acoso escolar en los Estados Unidos. Cuando Butters es víctima de un abusador, Stan ofrece hacer un video musical en contra del abuso para ayudarlo, pero Butters tiene un secreto sobre su acosador.
Cuando Pascua y Pésaj se coinciden, Cartman produce un video para convencer a toda la gente que un monstruo mítico vendrá para cazar a todos los no creyentes.
- Faith Hilling
Los niños están en peligro cuando nuevas tendencias empiezan a evolucionar y cambian rápidamente.
- Cash For Gold
Cartman inicia su propio canal de ventas de joyas.
- Reverse Cowgirl
Cuando Clyde olvida bajar la tapa del inodoro ocurre una tragedia, su madre cae en el inodoro y muere. Los chicos deciden ayudar a Clyde para que demande a John Harrington el inventor del inodoro.
- The Poor Kid
Kenny termina en el sistema de cuidado infantil después del arresto de sus padres.
- A History Channel Thanksgiving
Los chicos están por descubrir la verdad acerca del primer día de Acción de Gracias a través de The History Channel.
- 1 Percent
La falta de condición de Cartman empieza a impactar cuando tiene que enfrentar unos asesinatos.
- Broadway Bro Down
Randy descubre que el secreto detrás de los musicales depende de Andrew Lloyd-Webber y Elton John.
- Bass to Mouth
La escuela primaria de South Park es víctima de un sitio de Internet especializado en chismes.
- Ass Burgers
La crisis existencial de Stan continúa y Cartman ingresa al negocio de las hamburguesas con un ingrediente secreto.
- City Sushi
Cuando Butters se ve atrapado en una guerra asiática sus padres deciden que deben medicarlo.
- Crack Baby Athletic Association
Cuando Kyle descubre que Cartman trabaja como voluntario con los bebés enfermos en un hospital local sus sospechas aumentan.
Después de un vergonzoso incidente en el que se involucran las partes de un niño, Cartman es enviado a una terapia para controlar su ira y Randy intenta enfrentar las consecuencias.
Jimmy conduce los Primeros Premios de Comedia del Departamento de Ed en la Primaria de South Park.
Después de no leer las letras pequeñas de un contrato, Kyle es secuestrado por Apple, quien le tiene guardadas algunas grandes ideas.
- Crème Fraiche
La obsesión de Randy con Food Network obliga a Sharon a explorar un nuevo interés propio.
- Coon vs. Coon & Friends
Coon y sus amigos se encuentran a merced de Cartman quien le pide a Cthulhu hacer sus ofertas; Kenny lucha con la maldición de su super poder.
- Mysterion Rises
La verdadera identidad de Mysterion es revelada; un superhéroe es despreciado e intenta vengarse.
- Coon 2: Hindsight
Coon y amigos se preparan para ayudar a las víctimas del catastrófico accidente petrolero en el Golfo de México de la compañía British Petroleum.
Stan es enviado a consejería escolar porque se aferra a un número obsceno de posesiones inútiles, él descubre que el Sr. Mackey sufrió de un desorden similar.
- It's a Jersey Thing
Nueva Jersey está tomando control del país un estado a la vez.
- Grey Dawn
Los ancianos de South Park provocan una revuelta luego de que sus licencias son revocadas.
- Jared Has Aides
Los chicos ven una oportunidad de hacer dinero con un programa para perder peso.
- Trapper Keeper
Una forma de vida futurista ayuda a destruir a ser poderoso; las elecciones de un jardín de niños.
Los chicos llevan a Stan a un restaurante para animarlo.
- Rainforest Schmainforest
Los chicos desarrollan un nuevo respeto por la naturaleza.
- Free Willzyx
Kyle hace amistad con ballena del Parque Marino de Denver.
- Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman se viste como un confederado durante la recreación anual de la Guerra Civil.
- Casa Bonita
Cartman busca revancha cuando no es invitado a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Kyle.
- Butt Out
Los chicos empiezan a fumar después de que su escuela es visitada por los representantes de una campaña en contra del tabaquismo.
- You Have 0 Friends
Kyle contacta a la persona equivocada como un amigo en Facebook y todos deciden abandonarlo.
- Medicinal Fried Chicken
El restaurante favorito de Cartman es cerrado y reemplazado con una tienda que vende marihuana medicinal.
- The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Los chicos tienen que leer un libro controvertido que los inspira a escribir su propio libro.
- Sexual Healing
Algunos chicos tienen un problema de adicción al sexo.
- Timmy 2000
Compañero de clases sufre trastorno de déficit de atención.
- Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Estudiantes de quinto molestan a chicos; piratas fantasmas recorren South Park; actuación de Korn.
Los chicos inventan la broma más chistosa de todos los tiempos.
- Pinewood Derby
Randy piensa en un plan para ayudar a Stan con el Pinewood Derby.
Cartman sueña con viviendo la vida de un pirata.
- Pandemic 2: The Startling
Puercos de guinea gigantes atacan las ciudades de todo el mundo y los chicos tienen la clave para salvar a todos del ataque violento.
- Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Festival de cine amenaza al Sr. Hankey.
- All About Mormons
Una agradable familia mormona se muda a South Park.
- Eat, Pray, Queef
Alguien les juega una broma pesada a los chicos.
- The Coon
Un vigilante surge de la basura e intenta acabar con los crímenes en la ciudad de South Park.
- The Ring
Kenny lleva a su novia a un concierto de los Jonas Brothers en donde consiguen anillos de la pureza.
- Imaginationland: Episode II
Stan y Kyle son detenidos en el Pentágono hasta que revelen cómo entraron a Imaginationland.
- Christmas in Canada?
Los chicos viajan a Canadá para recuperar a Ike de sus padres naturales.
- Christian Rock Hard
Cartman crea un grupo de rock cristiano, mientras que Kyle, Stan y Kenny son arrestados por bajar música del Internet.
- Red Man's Greed
Gente de pueblo lucha contra toma de posesión de casino.
- South Park Is Gay
Todos intentan ser el más homosexual cuando esa tendencia se pone de moda en South Park.
- Chef Aid: Behind the Menu
Las estrellas de rock Elton John, Ozzy Osbourne y Joe Strummer hablan acerca de Chef.
- The Ungroundable
Los niños Goth se molestan cuando los otros chicos no pueden decirles la diferencia entre un gótico y un vampiro.
- Elementary School Musical
Los chicos abrazan lo más reciente de la moda para asistir a la Primaria de South Park o arriesgar su posición como los chicos más agradables de la escuela.
Los chicos hallan la forma de hacer dinero de la más reciente epidemia mundial.
- The China Probrem
Butters se une a Cartman para enfrentar a los chinos después de un trágico evento.
- Super Fun Time
Mientras los chicos realizan un paseo educativo a un museo, Cartman hace que Butters se escape de la clase para ir a un parque de diversiones cercano.
- Over Logging
Randy organiza a su familia y viaja hacia el oeste cuando despierta y descubre que no hay Internet.
- Eek! A Penis!
Cartman recibe regalo por acercarse a los niños difíciles.
- Canada on Strike!
El presidente de la Oficina Canadiense Mundial lleva al país a la huelga y la responsabilidad de negociar un acuerdo recae en los chicos.
- Britney's New Look
Cuando los chicos ayudan a Britney Spears a llegar al Polo Norte, ellos descubren un impresionante secreto detrás de su popularidad.
- Tonsil Trouble
Cartman se enfrenta cara a cara con su propia mortalidad cuando su amigdalectomía de rutina sale terriblemente mal.
- The List
Una lista secreta creada por las niñas de cuarto grado, califica las apariencias de todos los niños desde el más guapo, hasta el más feo.
- Guitar Queer-O
Las habilidades superiores de Stan en el 'Guitar Hero' dañan su amistad con Kyle.
- Imaginationland: Episode III
El gobierno se prepara para destruir Imaginationland.
Los chicos se cruzan a una nueva dimensión mientras buscan al duende de Cartman.
- More Crap
Randy se vuelve un héroe local cuando él piensa que podría haber roto un récord mundial.
- Le Petit Tourette
Cartman descubre la alegría de tener síndrome de Tourette.
- South Park 5th Anniversary Special
Las cosas vuelvan peligrosos cuando los niños pasan un día en el parque de agua.
- Dances with Smurfs
Escogen a Cartman para recitar los anuncios de la mañana en la escuela.
- The F Word
Los chicos luchan en contra de las motociclistas.
- Dead Celebrities
Kyle trae cazafantasmas profesionales para ayudar a salvar a su hermano de las fuerzas paranormales.
- Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters quiere conseguir su primer beso para que su amigos no se ríen de él.
- Whale W...
Se arruina el viaje de Stan al acuario cuando los japoneses empiezan a matar delfines y ballenas.
Los chicos se inscriben para el club de la lucha libre de la escuela.
Los chicos van a un restaurante famoso por sus deliciosas alitas y por tener meseras bellas. Butters piensa que ha encontrado a la chica de sus sueños.
- Grey Dawn
Después de que algunos ciudadanos adultos de South Park acribillan algunos mercados de granjeros, los chicos deciden tomar acción contra la generación más vieja.
- Ken Russell, Mel Gibson
- About Last Night...
¡Barack Obama en South Park! Los padres de los chicos celebran el triunfo de Obama, mientras el nuevo presidente no sabe qué hacer con el chiquero que Bush le dejó en la Oficina Oval.
- Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy se mete en problemas cuando amenaza a Cartman de darle una paliza después de clases.
- Night of the Living Homeless
Los chicos intentan hallar una solución al incremento en el número de personas desamparadas en South Park.
- Helen Keller: The Musical
El cuarto grado planea poner un espectacular obra para el Día de Acción de Gracias, pero las cosas no salen conforme lo planeado.
- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Colección de números musicales del álbum de Clásicos Navideños del Sr. Hankey.
- The Brown Noise
El grupo viaja a Arkansas para el primer concierto grabado a nivel mundial.
- Starvin' Marvin in Space
Starvin Marvin regresa con una nave espacial y enlista a Cartman y los otros para que le ayuden a alimentar a sus compañeros de Etiopía.
- Chinpoko Mon
Los chicos son presa fácil de los juguetes de Chinpokomon, lo que hace que sus padres busquen la manera de volver a ganar su atención.
Kyle y Ike van a acampar en la selva como residentes de South Park y esperan ver una lluvia de meteoritos.
- Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Stan es forzado a jugar con los perdedores; los chicos llaman a la policía.
- Sexual Harassment Panda
Cartman demanda a Stan por acoso sexual.
- Cat Orgy
Una lluvia de estrellas cae sobre South Park; Shelly cuida a Cartman.
Los chicos descubren los dos últimos Jakovasaurios mientras acampan.
- Tweek vs. Craig
Los chicos obligan a dos compañeros de clases a pelear en el patio de la escuela.
La madre de Chef llega después de que él decide casarse.
- Les Jakovasaures
Cartman decouvre un Jakovasaure femelle, puis un male.
- Tropicale schtropicale
Les garçons développent un respect de la nature.
- Gnomes voleurs de slips
Mr. Tweek risque de perdre son café à cause de la concurrence des cafés Harbucks.
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman busca amigos maduros; Kenny intenta prevenir la concepción de un hermano.
- Joyeux Noël Charlie Manson
Oncle Howard s'échappe de la prison et il vient dîner.
- Poisson sanglant
Tante Flo, la soeur de Sharon Marsh, offre à son neveu un poisson rouge.
- Combustion spontanée
Le père de Stan doit découvrir pourquoi les habitants de South Park explosent.
- Fat Camp
Cartman es enviado a un campamento de gordos, Kenny protagoniza en un nuevo programa y el chef le explica las glorias de la prostitución.
- Freak Strike
Los chicos contratan a Butters como un invitado extrañamente deforme para el programa de charla de Maury Povich.
- La maman du chef
Le chef décide de se marier et sa mère arrive.
- Bloody Mary
Stan se siente avergonzado frente a sus amigos cuando su padre es arrestado por conducir ebrio.
- Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
El calentamiento global es la causa de una inundación que destruye una ciudad vecina.
- Erection Day
Jimmy debe aprender a controlarse a sí mismo antes de actuar en un programa de talentos.
- The Losing Edge
Los chicos planean perder un juego de béisbol con tal de evitar jugar todo el verano.
- Die Hippie, Die
Los ciudadanos de South Park buscan la ayuda de Cartman para enfrentar a los hippies.
El compañero de los chicos en el proyecto escolar es mentalmente inestable; una empresa dedicada a la venta de café, estudia South Park.
Los padres de los chicos hacen arreglos para que ellos sean expuestos al virus de la varicela.
- The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
El programa de cacería de Ned y Jimbo se enfrenta a una guerra de popularidad con 'Jesus and Pals'.
Los pollos del pueblo son violados durante una alza de crimen; Oficial Barbrady renuncia y trae anarquía.
- The Entity
El impopular primo de Kyle provoca problemas.
El nuevo sistema de video juego de Stan es robado por el gobierno, y los chicos descubren un experimento secreto.
Kyle cuestiona su fe y si será capaz de presenciar otra vez cuando Cartman tenga un beneficio financiero repentino.
Satan no decide con quien quiere estar, si con su ex novio, Saddam Hussein, o su nuevo amante; Cartman evangeliza.
- Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
El sacerdote Max amenaza con una condena eterna y los chicos se acercan a la religión; Saddam regresa.
- Chef Goes Nanners
Chef trae controversias y divide al pueblo cuando protesta contra ala bandera del South Park.
- Spontaneous Combustion
El papá de Stan descubre por qué los residentes de South Park están estallando.
- Goth Kids
The Goth Kids celebrate Halloween.
- Go God Go XII
Cartman busca la manera de regresar a su propio tiempo luego de despertarse y encontrarse 500 años dentro del futuro.
- Stan Sucks
Butters has to go to a 'Pray the Gay away' camp when his father finds him in a compromising position with Cartman, who will stop at nothing to stop the photograph of them in that situation being leaked