Son of the Beach Episode Guide

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Episode Guide

Son of the Beach: Season 3 (2002)

  • Season 3 Episode 14: Bad News Mr Johnson

    Notch learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move the wedding day, while Chip finds out he may be deported. Baywatch spoof, starring Timothy Stack and Jaime Bergman

  • Season 3 Episode 13: Jailhouse Notch

    Notch breaks out of jail to clear his name, while Porcelain ends up homeless when the court rules against her claim on her husband's will. Baywatch spoof, with Timothy Stack

  • Season 3 Episode 12: Taco Lips Now

    Notch's secret wartime past catches up with him, and he is taken in for questioning. Meanwhile, Porcelain marries an elderly millionaire. Baywatch spoof, starring Timothy Stack

  • Season 3 Episode 11: The Long Hot Johnson

    Notch's former nanny Aunt Jizzy comes to him with stories of racist activity and a plot to drive residents from their homes, so the lifeguard joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth. Baywatch spoof, starring Barbara Roberts and Timothy Stack

  • Season 3 Episode 10: Empty the Dragon

    The gang attend the Nagasaki Fried Chicken Karaoke Championships in Japan, and Porcelain grows jealous when Kimberlee receives all the attention from the press. Meanwhile, Chip visits a geisha house. Baywatch spoof, starring Timothy Stack and Jaime Bergman

  • Season 3 Episode 9: Godfather Knows Best

    Notch and the crew try to get the better of a notorious Mafia boss - but they're not really equipped for a battle of wits

  • Season 3 Episode 8: Hamm Stoker's Suck My Blood

    A dead lifeguard is discovered with bites to his neck, prompting Chip and Notch to go in search of a vampire. Baywatch spoof, starring Timothy Stack and Jaime Bergman

  • Season 3 Episode 7: You Only Come Once

    Jamaica discovers her mother is TV presenter Okra Lee Gifford, and donates a kidney when the woman is injured in a car accident. Meanwhile, the gang try to foil an evil revenge plot to control the world's weather. Spoof comedy series, starring Leila Arcieri and Gloria Gifford

  • Season 3 Episode 6: The Gay Team

    Notch leads the rescue attempt when a sinister villain captures Chip from the beach and attempts to turn him gay. Meanwhile, Porcelain's marriage heats up thanks to BJ and Jamaica. Spoof sitcom, starring Timothy Stack, Roland Kickinger and Amy Weber

  • Season 3 Episode 5: Witness for the Prostitution

    Notch is honoured by a university, and the gang investigate when Ellen is sacked from her job. Meanwhile, Kimberlee's mother pays a visit

  • Season 3 Episode 4: Three Days of the Condom

    The team search for BJ, who is eventually found suffering from amnesia and believing she is pregnant. Meanwhile, Porcelain hatches a plan to achieve stardom and Chip tries to apprehend a pickpocket. Spoof comedy series, starring Jaime Bergman and Amy Weber

  • Season 3 Episode 3: In the Line of the Booty

    Jamaica's new boyfriend gets the blame for a failed attempt on the life of rap star Larry 'Biggy' Little

  • Season 3 Episode 2: Saturday Night Queefer

    Porcelain has an unfortunate mishap, prompting Notch to ban the team from dancing - much to the dismay of Kimberlee, who quits the force in protest at what she sees as an unfair rule

  • Season 3 Episode 1: Penetration Island

    The gang head off to play raunchy games on a paradise island - but unfortunately, it isn't long before they're attacked by a murderous gang with mayhem in mind

Son of the Beach: Season 2 (2001 - 2007)

Son of the Beach: Season 1 (2000)