Seinfeld

Season 9 - Seinfeld

• Season 9 Episode 24: The Finale : Part Two (1998) Part two of the last ever episode. Kramer's idiotic bumbling forces the plane to land in Latham, and the gang find themselves in serious trouble with the police after inadvertently breaking a controversial new law
• Season 9 Episode 23: The Finale : Part One Part one of the last ever instalment of the hit comedy. Jerry and George are given a big break when a cable network commissions their idea for a sitcom, while Kramer and Elaine share the spoils when they are invited to Paris on the corporate jet
• Season 9 Episode 22: The Clip Show : Part Two (1998) Part two of two. A further selection of memorable moments from the hit US comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 9 Episode 21: The Clip Show : Part One (1998) Part one of two. A look back at some of the defining moments from nine years of the hit American comedy show, starring Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 9 Episode 20: The Puerto Rican Day (1998) After leaving a baseball game early, Jerry is stuck in a Puerto Rican Day traffic jam
• Season 9 Episode 19: The Maid (1998) Jerry regrets starting an affair with his new maid when her work begins to suffer, and Elaine is distraught when her phone number changes. Kramer's girlfriend moves, and George resolves to earn himself a suitably charismatic nickname
• Season 9 Episode 18: The Frogger (1998) Jerry is forced into an unwanted relationship, George battles to preserve his high score on an old arcade game in a pizza joint and Kramer warns a serial killer is on the loose. American comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
• Season 9 Episode 17: The Bookstore (1998) Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while trying to meet women in a book shop, and George finds himself forced to make an expensive purchase when caught reading in the store's toilet. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander and Michael Richards
• Season 9 Episode 16: The Burning (1998) Kramer and Mickey are hired by a medical school to feign illness, George learns how to make a graceful exit after telling a good joke, and Elaine makes a shocking discovery when she borrows her boyfriend's car. Hit American comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 9 Episode 15: The Wizard (1998) Jerry buys his father an expensive electronic organiser for his birthday claiming that it cost only $50 - a move which soon gets him into trouble. Kramer decide he's had enough of working and moves to his parents' retirement community in Florida, where he soon becomes the darling of the neighbours
• Season 9 Episode 14: The Strongbox (1998) Kramer gets a strongbox for his valuables and hides the key in Jerry's apartment, while George unsuccessfully attempts to break up with his latest girlfriend. Elsewhere, Elaine suspects her latest admirer is married, but soon discovers the only secret he's hiding is his pitiful bank balance
• Season 9 Episode 13: The Cartoon (1998) Kramer decides to stop talking after continually putting his foot in it, claiming George's girlfriend is the image of Jerry, and discussing Jerry's opinions on actors. Meanwhile, Elaine realises a magazine editor has no idea what a particular cartoon means
• Season 9 Episode 12: The Reverse Peephole (1998) Jerry and George argue over the need for a wallet, while Elaine accidentally gets rid of a friend's fur coat
• Season 9 Episode 11: The Dealership (1998) Jerry is promised a good deal on a new car by Elaine's part-time boyfriend, while George suspects a vending machine conspiracy is afoot and Kramer convinces a salesman to give him a test drive
• Season 9 Episode 10: The Strike (1997) Elaine attempts to dodge a badly dressed suitor at a Hanukkah party, Kramer returns to work at a bagel shop after a 12-year-long strike comes to an end, and Jerry propositions Gwen
• Season 9 Episode 9: The Apology (1997) Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity and offers words of wisdom on time-saving shower techniques. Meanwhile, George believes he is owed an apology by recovering alcoholic Jason, and Elaine's germs breed trouble at work
• Season 9 Episode 8: The Betrayal (1997) Kramer finds himself the object of an evil birthday wish, while Jerry, George and Elaine are haunted by sexual secrets that come to the surface and spoil a special day
• Season 9 Episode 7: The Slicer (1997) Kramer becomes obsessed with a meat slicer, while an airbrushed photograph lands George in trouble and Jerry's date with a doctor ends in disaster when she comments on his career
• Season 9 Episode 6: The Merv Griffin Show (1997) Kramer reconstructs an old talk show set in his apartment, while Jerry conspires to get his hands on a girlfriend's antique toy collection, and Elaine vows revenge on a devious co-worker. Hit US comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 9 Episode 5: The Junk Mail (1997) Jerry is given a new van by a childhood friend, George suspects his parents are avoiding his calls and Elaine dumps her boyfriend in favour of a new love. Elsewhere, Kramer attempts to strike a blow against unsolicited catalogues
• Season 9 Episode 4: The Blood (1997) Kramer starts his own blood bank, while George attempts to combine three of his favourite pastimes - food, television and sex. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards
• Season 9 Episode 3: The Serenity Now (1997) Elaine prepares for the bar mitzvah of her former employer's son, George learns of his father's career change to computer sales, and Jerry attempts to get mad to prove a point to his girlfriend Patty
• Season 9 Episode 2: The Voice (1997) Jerry has a difficult choice to make between his girlfriend and a great joke shared with the gang, while George keeps going into work despite having been sacked because he's not really disabled. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
• Season 9 Episode 1: The Butter Shave (1997) George is offered a new job, while Kramer substitutes butter for his usual shaving cream, and Jerry suspects Bania of taking advantage of his popularity. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld

Season 8 - Seinfeld

• Season 8 Episode 22: The Summer of George (1997) George uses his spare time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend, Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award and Elaine is upset when her workmates declare she is mean
• Season 8 Episode 21: The Muffin Tops (1997) Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin business, while a woman who assumes George is a tourist becomes attracted to him. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander
• Season 8 Episode 20: The Millennium (1997) George tries to get fired so he can take a better job, while Jerry aims to be number one on his girlfriend's speed dial. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 8 Episode 19: Yada Yada (1997) Jerry suspects his dentist has ulterior motives for converting to Judaism, while Elaine stops a couple adopting. Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date
• Season 8 Episode 18: The Nap (1997) George builds a bed under his desk, Elaine is given a new mattress by a health-conscious boyfriend, and Kramer takes the plunge while learning to swim. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander
• Season 8 Episode 17: The English Patient (1997) Elaine's opinions on a film land her in hot water, Kramer finds himself among a trio of Cuban cigar rollers, and George grows obsessed with his girlfriend's ex. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander, with a guest appearance by Lloyd Bridges
• Season 8 Episode 16: The Pothole (1997) George loses a prized key-ring in a pothole, and Kramer adopts a section of highway. Comedy, with Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander and guest star Kristin Davis
• Season 8 Episode 15: The Susie (1997) Elaine suffers a case of mistaken identity, and George manages to avoid his girlfriend, who wants to break up with him
• Season 8 Episode 14: The Van Buren Boys (1997) Jerry wonders why everyone thinks his new girlfriend is a loser, George awards a scholarship to an average student who reminds him of himself, and Elaine turns to Kramer for help
• Season 8 Episode 13: The Comeback (1997) Kramer drafts a will, Jerry discovers he has been duped by a tennis pro, and George takes an age to come up with a witty wisecrack
• Season 8 Episode 12: The Money (1997) Jerry buys back his parents' old car, and Kramer finds he can't sleep with his girlfriend, while the Costanzas work out what to do with George's inheritance
• Season 8 Episode 11: The Little Jerry (1997) George dates a female prisoner, enjoying the freedom the relationship offers him. Jerry's reputation is on the line when his cheque bounces, Kramer gives his new pet a familiar name and Elaine realises her boyfriend is going bald. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• Season 8 Episode 10: The Andrea Doria (1996) Next on: Monday 14th July 4:00pm PDT - KDVR Newman wants to be transferred to Hawaii, so Jerry helps out. Elaine's blind date turns out to be terrible at ending relationships
• Season 8 Episode 9: The Abstinence (1996) Next on: Friday 11th July 4:00pm PDT - KDVR Kramer opens a smokers' lounge in his apartment, and abstinence from sex makes George smarter but has the opposite effect on Elaine
• Season 8 Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster (1996) Next on: Thursday 10th July 4:00pm PDT - KDVR Kramer has sleeping problems thanks to a fast food outlet's bright neon sign, Elaine makes a huge mistake with the company credit card and George's ploy for a second date backfires. Meanwhile, Jerry gets an old friend into trouble. Comedy with Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 8 Episode 7: The Checks (1996) Next on: Wednesday 9th July 4:00pm PDT - KDVR Jerry receives bundles of small residual checks from his Japanese TV appearance.
• Season 8 Episode 6: The Fatigues (1996) Next on: Tuesday 8th July 4:00pm PDT - KDVR Elaine's promotion sparks off arguments at work, while Kramer is forced to bring Frank out of retirement to do the cooking. Guest starring Stephen Hytner
• Season 8 Episode 5: The Package (1996) Next on: Monday 7th July 4:00pm PDT - KDVR George uses photographs of himself in an attempt to win the heart of a shop assistant, and Elaine discovers her reputation for being a difficult patient is making it hard for her to get medical treatment. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 8 Episode 4: The Little Kicks (1996) Next on: Today at 4:00pm PDT - KDVR Elaine becomes a laughing stock at a work party, not realising her unusual dancing is to blame. She quickly bans George from meeting her colleagues, thinking he caused her loss of reputation, but her balding friend revels in the bad-boy image. Meanwhile, Kramer and Jerry become involved in film piracy. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• Season 8 Episode 3: The Bizarro Jerry (1996) Jerry starts to feel lonely when George hangs out with supermodels, Kramer inadvertently gets an office job, and Elaine meets three men who are the exact opposite of her usual friends. Comedy, with Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• Season 8 Episode 2: The Soul Mate (1996) Elaine's friends insist she should have a baby, but she disagrees and meets a man who shares her values. Meanwhile, Kramer falls for Jerry's girlfriend and George attempts to record the next board meeting - with shocking consequences. Jerry Seinfield stars
• Season 8 Episode 1: The Foundation (1996) Susan's parents seem unable to accept her death, though George believes he's ready to move forward. American comedy, starring Jason Alexander

Season 7 - Seinfeld

• Season 7 Episode 24: The Invitations (1996) Jerry meets the woman of his dreams, and George is still worried about his wedding. Hit US sitcom, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
• Season 7 Episode 23: The Wait Out (1996) Kramer's tight jeans lead to unexpected developments, while Jerry and Elaine cash in on a friend's shaky marriage. Cult comedy series, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
• Season 7 Episode 22: The Bottle Deposit : Part Two (1996) Part two of two. Kramer and Newman do their bit for the environment by teaming up to claim back the deposit on recyclable cans and bottles. Meanwhile, the golf clubs Elaine bought on behalf of her boss are stolen
• Season 7 Episode 21: The Bottle Deposit : Part One (1996) Part one of two. George's job is jeopardised by his boss's failing memory, Elaine is sent to buy JFK's golf clubs at an auction, and Jerry's car is stolen by an over-protective car mechanic. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
• Season 7 Episode 20: The Calzone (1996) Jerry dates a woman whose stunning beauty has everyone at her beck and call, George manages to get his boss hooked on calzones, and Kramer becomes obsessed with freshly dried clothes. Meanwhile Elaine falls for a date's clever tactics. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• Season 7 Episode 19: The Wig Master (1996) George has an irritating house guest who tends to the wigs of a touring theatre company - but that's nothing compared to the situation he ends up in when Susan finds him talking to a prostitute. Meanwhile, Kramer gets himself in trouble thanks to some unusual fashion accessories. Comedy, with Jason Alexander and Michael Richards
• Season 7 Episode 18: The Friar's Club (1996) A missing jacket causes friction between Jerry and Susan's best friend, while Elaine suspects a co-worker of feigning deafness to escape mundane jobs
• Season 7 Episode 17: The Doll (1996) George feels uneasy about a doll in Susan's collection which bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother, and his father becomes convinced he's discovered the whereabouts of a long-lost cousin
• Season 7 Episode 16: The Shower Head (1996) Jerry is unhappy his parents are staying nearby while they wait to move into their Florida home, and Elaine fails a drugs test, jeopardising her business trip. Comedy, guest starring Jay Leno, with Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• Season 7 Episode 15: The Cadillac : Part Two (1996) Part two of two. Jerry's father faces impeachment from the board of directors of his apartment block, and Kramer keeps up hostilities with the cable guy. Comedy, guest starring Marisa Tomei, with Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander
• Season 7 Episode 14: The Cadillac - Part One (1996) Part one of two. Jerry is given a car which causes trouble for his dad, George preoccupies himself with his new idol, actress Marisa Tomei, while a frustrated Kramer hunts for a cable-TV man. Eccentric comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards
• Season 7 Episode 13: The Seven (1996) Next on: Tuesday 15th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Jerry's girlfriend arouses curiosity when she turns up in the same clothes for every date. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 7 Episode 12: The Caddy (1996) Next on: Monday 14th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Kramer is offered a range of advice from his new golfing friend, George finds a way to convince his employers he is a dedicated worker, and Elaine buys a gift for an old adversary - with calamitous results. Comedy, starring Michael Richards and Jason Alexander
• Season 7 Episode 11: The Rye (1996) Next on: Friday 11th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System When Susan's parents meet the Costanzas for the first time, both couples obsess over a loaf of bread. Jerry makes a jokey remark about Elaine's relationship with a jazz player, inspiring the saxophonist to write a steamy love song, and Kramer borrows a horse-drawn carriage for a week
• Season 7 Episode 10: The Gum (1995) Next on: Thursday 10th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
• Season 7 Episode 9: The Sponge (1995) Next on: Wednesday 9th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Elaine assesses the merits of her boyfriend when supplies of her chosen contraceptive run out
• Season 7 Episode 8: The Pool Guy (1995) Next on: Tuesday 8th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Jerry can't shake off the pool guy when he bumps into him outside the cinema, George is concerned when Elaine invites his fiancee to an exhibition, and Kramer's telephone number is continually mistaken for a movie information line - prompting him to provide show times for callers. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards
• Season 7 Episode 7: The Secret Code (1995) Next on: Monday 7th July 2:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System George refuses to tell Susan his pin number, Elaine is put out that a man she met at a party doesn't remember her, and Kramer plays with fire when he interferes with the emergency services. Meanwhile, Jerry's advertising job is ruined when he is mistakenly accused of bad taste. Comedy, starring Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld
• Season 7 Episode 6: The Soup Nazi (1995) The gang rush to a much-loved soup shop - but Elaine is barred when she makes a mistake with her order
• Season 7 Episode 5: The Hot Tub (1995) Kramer gets his hands on a hot tub, while George picks up a bad habit from a group of baseball officials. Comedy, starring Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards
• Season 7 Episode 4: The Wink (1995) People get the wrong message when George gets some grapefruit from Jerry's healthy breakfast in his eye and can't stop winking, Kramer makes an unrealistic promise to a sick boy, and Elaine goes on a blind date