Roseanne Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Roseanne: Season 9 (1996 - 1997)

• Season 9 Episode 24: Into That Good Night : Part Two

  Part two of two. The family welcome Darlene and David's baby home, causing Roseanne to go all misty-eyed as she ponders the ups and downs of the past and speculates on what the future holds for the Conner clan. Last-ever episode of the comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 9 Episode 23: Into That Good Night - Part One

  Part one of two. Darlene and David bring their new daughter, Harris, to stay with the family. Sara Gilbert stars

• Season 9 Episode 22: Arsenic and Old Mom

  Dan's mother comes to stay, but creates havoc when she forgets to take her medication and tries to kill her son. Comedy, starring John Goodman

• Season 9 Episode 21: The Truth Be Told

  The family are thrust into a media frenzy after they win the lottery. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 9 Episode 20: Roseanne-Feld

  DJ and Heather find they aren't quite ready for a sexual relationship, and Jackie tries women's wrestling

• Season 9 Episode 19: The Miracle

  Darlene's baby is born prematurely, and its chances of survival are slim. Sara Gilbert stars

• Season 9 Episode 18: A Second Chance

  Dan tells Roseanne how much he still loves her, and Darlene goes into labour. Comedy, starring Sara Gilbert

• Season 9 Episode 17: Some Enchanted Merger

  When Jackie accuses her of having a crush on Edgar, Roseanne denies it : but the attraction is clearly mutual

• Season 9 Episode 16: Lanford's Elite

  Part one of two. The sisters attend a country club lunch but their new-found friends are only interested in money. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr

• Season 9 Episode 15: The War Room

  Everyone tries to make Roseanne feel better over her break-up with Dan

• Season 9 Episode 14: Hit the Road, Jack

  When Dan prepares to return to California, Roseanne deals with her feelings by ignoring him

• Season 9 Episode 13: Say It Ain't So

  Jackie and Roseanne find they've both been victims of infidelity

• Season 9 Episode 12: Home for the Holidays

  Dan returns from caring for his mother, so the family are all at home for Christmas

• Season 9 Episode 11: Mothers and Other Strangers

  Bev decides that coming out as a lesbian is a good time to have a heart-to-heart with her mother

• Season 9 Episode 10: Home Is Where the Afghan Is

  It's Thanksgiving and Roseanne hasn't a thing to do. Meanwhile, Scott and Leon want to adopt a child

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 1:00pm EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 9 Episode 9: Roseambo

  When terrorists take over a train, they get more than they bargained for. Steven Seagal, Mike Tyson and Don King guest star

• Season 9 Episode 8: Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

  The Connors are invited to spend time with the wealthy Wentworth family

• Season 9 Episode 7: Satan, Darling

  Roseanne and Jackie attend a high-society Halloween party; guests Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley.

• Season 9 Episode 6: Pampered to a Pulp

  Jackie and Roseanne become excited about visiting an exotic spa, but don't receive the pampering they expect

• Season 9 Episode 5: Someday My Prince Will Come

  A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

• Season 9 Episode 4: Honor Thy Mother

  Jackie and Roseanne anticipate a trip to an exotic spa. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 9 Episode 3: What a Day for a Daydream

  The matriarch is still bewildered by her new-found fame and fortune. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 9 Episode 2: Millions From Heaven

  Dan and Roseanne win the largest lottery payout in state history. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 9 Episode 1: Call Waiting

  Roseanne refuses to forgive Dan despite his pleas. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

Roseanne: Season 8 (1995 - 1996)

• Season 8 Episode 25: Fights and Stuff

  Dan comes out of hospital, but has trouble sticking to the strict diet prescribed by his doctor, and soon yields to temptation. John Goodman and Roseanne Barr star

• Season 8 Episode 24: Heart & Soul

  Quick-thinking DJ is praised for saving Dan's life by carrying out a heart attack resuscitation procedure he learned in school. Comedy, starring John Goodman and Michael Fishman

• Season 8 Episode 23: The Wedding

  Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

• Season 8 Episode 22: Ballroom Blitz

  Newly divorced Jackie decides to try her luck on the dating scene and accepts an invitation to join a ballroom dancing class. She soon achieves her aim and becomes friendly with the instructor : much to Bev's annoyance. Tony Curtis guest stars

• Season 8 Episode 21: Morning Becomes Obnoxious

  A TV appearance puts Roseanne in the limelight, but the thought of being a well-loved celebrity, rather than a taken-for-granted wife and mother, drives her up the wall

• Season 8 Episode 20: Another Mouth to Shut Up

  Darlene discovers she's pregnant, but father-to-be David isn't able to celebrate the good news because he's too busy worrying about how in-laws Roseanne and Dan will react. With Sara Gilbert and Johnny Galecki

  Next on: Friday 4th December 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 19: Springtime for David

  Layabout David gets a job at a local amusement park, where he soon becomes brainwashed by his new boss's strict rules governing employee behaviour : much to Roseanne's disapproval

  Next on: Friday 4th December 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 18: Disney World War Two

  Part two of two. The Conners arrive at Disney World, where Roseanne's well-meant words of caution fall on deaf ears as the excitement overwhelms them

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 17: We're Going to Disney World

  Part one of two. The family decide to use Dan's retirement money and take a trip to Disney World. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 16: Construction Junction

  Dan considers giving up his boring job and trying something a little more risky : but first he has to get approval from Roseanne

  Next on: Wednesday 2nd December 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 15: Out of the Past

  Nana Mary pays a visit, leading to reminiscences and recriminations in the Conner household. Scott complains that he and Leon have no social life, while Becky and Darlene cook a birthday meal for Bev

  Next on: Wednesday 2nd December 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 14: Becky Howser, M.D.

  A depressing evening with the family convinces Becky her life's going nowhere, so she decides to return to college and pursue a medical career : leaving Roseanne strangely worried by the prospect of hated son-in-law Mark ending up on the shelf

  Next on: Tuesday 1st December 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 13: The White Sheep of the Family

  Elated at being left a small inheritance by her Aunt Harriet, Roseanne takes the family out for a slap-up dinner : but surprise revelations from Darlene and DJ take the wind out of her sails

  Next on: Tuesday 1st December 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 12: The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

  A punch-up ensures both Roseanne and Jackie lose their new supermarket jobs, while David worries about Mark's influence on DJ and suggests he should move out

  Next on: Saturday 28th November 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 11: December Bride

  Busybody Roseanne helps prepare for Leon's marriage : leaving the couple horrified at her way-out ideas and wishing she'd never got involved. Martin Mull plays the blushing groom

  Next on: Saturday 28th November 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 10: Direct to Video

  The Conners reminisce while Roseanne makes a video tape of the new baby. Her youthful love letters to Dan are unearthed and cause a few giggles : but DJ discovers he has good reason to feel neglected

  Next on: Tomorrow at 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 9: Of Mice and Dan

  Dan blames Roseanne for having missed his chance of rock 'n' roll stardom, prompting her to persuade the lead singer of his old group to help him relive his musical youth. Meanwhile, some missing mice put DJ's rodent-breeding exercise in jeopardy

  Next on: Tomorrow at 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 8 Episode 8: The Last Thursday in November

  The Conners turn out in force to watch DJ perform in the school's Thanksgiving pageant : much to his embarrassment. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 26th November 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 8 Episode 7: The Getaway, Almost

  Jackie and Roseanne offer a lift to a female musician and reminisce about the sexist slant of rock music : which stands them in good stead for an encounter with a chauvinist trucker

• Season 8 Episode 6: The Fifties Show

  The Conners appear in a special fantasy episode set in the 1950s, in which Roseanne helps DJ realise his ambition of becoming a rock 'n' roll star : in the face of opposition from breadwinner and patriarch Dan. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 8 Episode 5: Halloween: The Final Chapter

  Little baby Conner chooses to make his first appearance during the family's favourite time of year : but finds a Hallowe'en seance has left Dan possessed by the ghost of Elvis, and Jackie living in fear of the late Mrs Butterworth. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 8 Episode 4: The Last Date

  Dan and Roseanne seize a last chance for excitement before the baby's arrival chains them to the cot, while Becky and Darlene share memories and a bottle of schnapps at the diner

• Season 8 Episode 3: Roseanne in the Hood

  When a diner opens across the street from the Lunchbox, Roseanne and Jackie decide to sabotage the new business : but their plan backfires disastrously

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 8 Episode 2: Let Them Eat Junk

  Jackie blows her top at Roseanne for feeding baby Andy chocolate biscuits, while Dan feels the need to strengthen his bond with DJ. John Goodman stars

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 8 Episode 1: Shower the People You Love With Stuff

  Darlene and Becky are made to hold a baby shower for Roseanne so she can take the presents back and buy a cot

Roseanne: Season 7 (1994 - 1995)

• Season 7 Episode 26: Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

  As Dan's boat-building project nears completion, Roseanne predicts what the future may hold. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Tomorrow at 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 7 Episode 25: Couch Potatoes

  When the Conner household is chosen as a Nielsen family, Roseanne is determined to make their TV viewing habits change. Comedy, also starring John Goodman

  Next on: Tomorrow at 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 7 Episode 24: The Birds and the Frozen Bees

  DJ experiments with bringing insects back to life : after leaving them in the freezer. American comedy, starring Michael Fishman

• Season 7 Episode 23: The Blaming of the Shrew

  Jackie and Fred decide to seek help for their marital difficulties. Comedy, guest starring Ellen DeGeneres, with Laurie Metcalf and Michael O'Keefe

• Season 7 Episode 22: Happy Trailers

  Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

• Season 7 Episode 21: Husbands and Wives

  Fred is coerced by Roseanne into forgiving Jackie and returning home. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 20: All About Rosey : Part Two

  Part two of two. Roseanne gets a visit from the Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon. Guest starring Estelle Parsons

• Season 7 Episode 19: All About Rosey : Part One

  Part one of two. A young Roseanne sees into her future, when a fortune teller looks into his crystal ball. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Tomorrow at 12:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 7 Episode 18: Single Married Female

  Dan catches Jackie at the Lobo with another man and feels obliged to tell Fred all about it. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 17: Lost Youth

  David and Mark compete for the attentions of a waitress, while Jackie has a complaint for Fred. American comedy, starring Laurie Metcalf and Glenn Quinn

• Season 7 Episode 16: Sisters

  Fred complains about DJ's annoying visits. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 15: Bed and Bored

  Jackie arrives with good news about Bev which Roseanne's been waiting a lifetime to hear. American comedy, starring Roseanne and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 14: My Name Is Bev

  Bev is charged with drink-driving and made to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous seminar : but her new vow to remain sober wreaks havoc with Dan's plans to celebrate Super Bowl Sunday. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 13: Rear Window

  The Conners are shocked to learn their elderly new neighbours are nudists. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 12: The Parenting Trap

  Dan learns DJ isn't performing too well at school and Roseanne is horrified to see that Darlene seems genuinely impressed by David's dim-witted new girlfriend. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 11: Maybe Baby

  The tension mounts in the Conner household as Dan and Roseanne think about the future while waiting for the prenatal test results. Comedy, starring John Goodman and Roseanne

• Season 7 Episode 10: Thanksgiving 1994

  Thanksgiving is interrupted by some worrying medical news Roseanne can't confirm at the clinic. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 12:30pm EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 7 Episode 9: White Men Can't Kiss

  Dan and Roseanne (John Goodman, Roseanne) struggle with D.J.'s (Michael Fishman) reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

• Season 7 Episode 8: Punch and Jimmy

  The matriarch visits Darlene's apartment, where she sees a rare glimpse of the real Jimmy. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 7: Follow the Son

  Darlene is itching to leave home and move in with her new boyfriend, but David wants to put a stop to it. Comedy, starring Sara Gilbert

• Season 7 Episode 6: Skeleton in the Closet

  Leon outdoes himself by hosting a Hallowe'en party. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 5: Sleeper

  David is surprised to experience a saucy dream about one of the Conner women

• Season 7 Episode 4: Girl Talk

  Sexual problems dog the Conners and Roseanne's approach to the subject leaves the men in shock. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 7 Episode 3: Snoop Davey Dave

  David tells Roseanne about Darlene's plans to return to school. Comedy, starring Sara Gilbert

• Season 7 Episode 2: Two for One

  Last-minute pregnancy worries are quickly forgotten as Roseanne unwittingly exposes Darlene's secret love affair. Comedy, starring Sara Gilbert

• Season 7 Episode 1: Nine Is Enough

  When the Conner household becomes overcrowded, Dan considers asking Mark and Becky to leave

Roseanne: Season 6 (1993 - 1994)

• Season 6 Episode 25: Altar Egos

  Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

• Season 6 Episode 24: Isn't It Romantic?

  Fred is inspired to pop the question to Jackie after watching TV. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr

• Season 6 Episode 23: Body by Jake

  Bev breaks her pelvis : but refuses to tell anyone how it happened. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 22: I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

  DJ attends church and begins to question whether his family is morally sound. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr

• Season 6 Episode 21: Lies My Father Told Me

  Part two of two. Roseanne tries to be funny to help cope with Dan's family crisis. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 20: Past Imperfect

  Jackie is furious at Fred's inability to accept her sexual history. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr, John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf

• Season 6 Episode 19: Labor Day

  The big day has finally arrived for Jackie. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 18: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

  Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at a gay bar. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 17: Don't Make Room for Daddy

  The men in the family take sides when Fred decides to sue for custody of Jackie's baby. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 16: Everyone Comes to Jackie's

  Dan and Roseanne disagree about David living with them. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 15: David vs. Goliath

  David gets thrown out of the house when he reveals the truth about Darlene. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 14: Busted

  Dan and Roseanne attempt to coax Mark into making up with Becky. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 13: Suck Up or Shut Up

  Outspoken Roseanne tries to make useful contacts when she meets a businesswoman. Guest starring Florence Henderson

• Season 6 Episode 12: White Trash Christmas

  The loud-mouthed housewife and her husband decide it's time to really give their stuck-up neighbours a headache, and festoon their house in the gaudiest Christmas decorations possible. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 11: The Driver's Seat

  The matriarch becomes over-zealous when dreaming up a punishment for DJ. American comedy, starring Roseanne and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 10: Thanksgiving '93

  Becky takes over the kitchen and does the cooking for Thanksgiving. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 26th November 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 6 Episode 9: Homecoming

  Becky and Mark come home for Dan's football team reunion. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 8: Guilt by Imagination

  Dan is in hot water when he forgets to inform Roseanne about his lunch date with an old flame. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 7: Homeward Bound

  Dan is persuaded to have a man-to-man talk with DJ. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 6: Halloween V

  Dan sets Nancy up for a Hallowe'en stunt. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 5: Be My Baby

  After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne has some baby news to talk about. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 4: A Stash From the Past

  Dan feels bad when he is forced to get tough with his workers. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 3: Party Politics

  Darlene and David get back together : at least they will if Roseanne has anything to do with it. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 2: The Mommy's Curse

  The matriarch suffers the consequences when she tells Bev a few home truths. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 6 Episode 1: Two Down, One to Go

  With Darlene at college, Roseanne experiences empty nest syndrome. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 12:00pm EST - Oxygen Media Inc.

Roseanne: Season 5 (1992 - 1993)

• Season 5 Episode 25: Daughters and Other Strangers

  The matriarch worries that Darlene could waste her life staying in Lanford with David. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 24: Tooth or Consequences

  Dan knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth : the day she's due to meet the health inspector. American comedy, starring Roseanne and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 23: Glengarry, Glen Rosey

  The bills for Dan's refurbished house are mounting, and his business partner disappears. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 22: Promises, Promises

  Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 21: Playing With Matches

  Darlene refuses to see David after he kisses Molly. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 20: It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

  An anniversary gift from Roseanne to Dan sparks off marital fireworks. Roseanne Barr and John Goodman star

• Season 5 Episode 19: It's a Boy!

  The matriarch agrees to let David move in, but Dan is not happy with the decision. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 18: Lose a Job, Winnebago

  The Connors and Tildens take a trip to Hollywood in a motor home. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 17: First Cousin, Twice Removed

  A rich cousin reignites a long-running feud when she urges Darlene to move away from Lanford. Comedy, guest starring Joan Collins, with Roseanne Barr and Sara Gilbert

• Season 5 Episode 16: Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

  A family tragedy deals Roseanne a double blow : not only does her father die, but she finds herself forced to face his mistress. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 15: Lanford Daze

  Darlene forces her vegetarian stance upon the Lunch Box customers. Family comedy, guest starring Loretta Lynn

• Season 5 Episode 14: War and Peace

  Part two of two. Darlene bails Dan out of jail, and Jackie leaves her abusive boyfriend

• Season 5 Episode 13: Crime and Punishment

  Part one of two. DJ is found reading obscene material at school and Roseanne learns a shocking secret

• Season 5 Episode 12: It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

  A Christmas Eve storm leaves Roseanne and Jackie trapped in the Lunch Box and Darlene snowed in at David's. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and Laurie Metcalf

• Season 5 Episode 11: Of Ice and Men

  Dan helps with DJ's ice hockey skills, while Jackie ends her relationship with Fisher. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 10: Good Girls, Bad Girls

  Dan and Roseanne reluctantly allow Darlene to attend a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly : who abandons her. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 9: Stand on Your Man

  The matriarch decides to join a self-defence class after she is accosted by a stranger. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 8: Ladies Choice

  Nancy reveals details about her relationship with Maria, and Roseanne feels her age after her mother moves into a retirement home. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr

• Season 5 Episode 7: Halloween IV

  The ghosts of Hallowe'en past visit Roseanne while she's home alone. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 6: Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

  Jackie and Roseanne are desperate for money and try to take out a loan. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and Laurie Metcalf

• Season 5 Episode 5: Pretty in Black

  When her mother throws a sweet-16 birthday party for her, Darlene rebels by dying her hair black. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and Sara Gilbert

• Season 5 Episode 4: Mommy Nearest

  The sisters' mother shocks them with her plan to move to Lanford. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 3: The Dark Ages

  The family spend the night in the dark after their electricity is cut off. Hundredth episode of the comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 2: Terms of Estrangement : Part Two

  Part two of two. Becky and Mark come home after eloping and Dan is depressed about losing the business. Dysfunctional family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 5 Episode 1: Terms of Estrangement : Part One

  Part one of two. Dan and Roseanne put on a brave face after their business collapses. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

Roseanne: Season 4 (1991 - 1992)

• Season 4 Episode 25: Aliens

  The family face up to their money troubles, and DJ hears good news. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 24: Don't Make Me Over

  Becky and Darlene show Roseanne how much they appreciate her on Mother's Day. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 23: Secrets

  Dan makes the mistake of lying to Roseanne and Becky about Mark's night out. Dysfunctional family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 22: Deliverance

  Crystal goes into labour and Dan helps her through the delivery. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 21: Lies

  An investigation into a theft at the coffee shop leads to Roseanne taking a lie-detector test

• Season 4 Episode 20: Therapy

  Jackie's therapist quizzes Roseanne about why her sister is dating dull accountant Art. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 19: The Commercial Show

  The matriarch persuades Leon to let her family star in a coffee-shop commercial. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 18: This Old House

  Jackie and Roseanne bid farewell to their childhood home before it is demolished. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and Laurie Metcalf

  Next on: Friday 4th December 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 17: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

  Becky is depressed after she and Mark break up : but Roseanne is ecstatic. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Friday 4th December 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 16: Less Is More

  A doctor advises Roseanne to undergo an operation for her back pain. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Friday 4th December 12:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 15: The Back Story

  Bev moves in to look after the kids when Roseanne takes to her bed with a bad back. American comedy, starring Roseanne and John Goodman

  Next on: Friday 4th December 12:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 14: The Bowling Show

  Dan and Arnie struggle to keep their bowling team out of last place. American comedy, starring Roseanne and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 11:30pm EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 13: Bingo

  After a night out at the bingo, the family worry Roseanne might become addicted to gambling. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 11:00pm EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 12: Santa Claus

  While playing Santa at the mall, Roseanne meets a woman who gives her an insight into Darlene's behaviour. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 11: Kansas City, Here We Come

  The sisters set off for Kansas City to see their dad's secret girlfriend. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 12:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 10: Thanksgiving '91

  The family Thanksgiving celebrations are interrupted by a shock announcement about Roseanne and Jackie's father. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 4:30am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 4 Episode 9: Stressed to Kill

  Stopping smoking isn't easy for Roseanne : especially with the stresses of home and work. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 12:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 8: Vegas, Vegas

  Part two of two. Lucky Roseanne is ecstatic to see her idol Wayne Newton in Las Vegas. Comedy, also starring John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 7: Vegas

  Part one of two. The Conners go to Las Vegas for a friend's wedding. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Thursday 3rd December 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 6: Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

  The Conners' unfriendly neighbour has a shock at Hallowe'en. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 4 Episode 5: Tolerate Thy Neighbor

  Jackie gets her trucker's licence and the Bowmans hear bad news on their return from holiday. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 2nd December 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 4: Darlene Fades to Black

  Darlene starts dressing entirely in black and asks to be left alone. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 2nd December 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 3: Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

  Jackie wakes up to the horrifying realisation that she has slept with Arnie, Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game, and DJ trades his comics for a dog. Family comedy, starring Laurie Metcalf and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 2nd December 12:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 2: Take My Bike, Please

  Becky is left in charge of the Conner household, while her parents attempt to sell a motorcycle at their new store. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Tuesday 1st December 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 4 Episode 1: A Bitter Pill to Swallow

  Becky begins taking the Pill, much to the dismay of Roseanne. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Tuesday 1st December 1:00am EST - TV Land

Roseanne: Season 3 (1990 - 1991)

• Season 3 Episode 25: The Pied Piper of Lanford

  An old friend persuades Dan and Roseanne to go into business with him

• Season 3 Episode 24: Scenes From a Barbecue

  The Conners celebrate Mother's Day by holding a barbecue - which Roseanne's grandmother attends. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Sunday 29th November 7:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 23: Dances With Darlene

  Darlene is asked to her first school dance, much to the delight of Roseanne and the rest of the Conner family, who proceed to make an embarrassing fuss of her. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Sunday 29th November 7:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 22: Second Time Around

  Dan has a near miss at work, while Roseanne helps out at Crystal's childbirth class. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Sunday 29th November 1:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 21: Troubles With the Rubbles

  The new neighbours think DJ isn't posh enough to play with their son. American comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Sunday 29th November 1:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 20: Her Boyfriend's Back

  Mark and Becky make the mistake of borrowing Dan's motorbike without asking, but aren't prepared for his reaction. Family comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Sunday 29th November 12:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 19: Vegas Interruptus

  Dan and Roseanne set off to visit Las Vegas, so Darlene and Becky take advantage of their absence to throw a wild party. American comedy, starring Lecy Goranson and Sara Gilbert

  Next on: Sunday 29th November 12:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 18: Communicable Theater

  Jackie joins a community theatre group, so Roseanne volunteers to help her learn her lines : in between domestic duties. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Saturday 28th November 7:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 17: Valentine's Day

  Dan shops for lingerie, while Darlene's dream date turns into a nightmare. Roseanne Barr and John Goodman stars

  Next on: Saturday 28th November 7:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 16: Home Ec

  The housewife takes Darlene's class shopping to demonstrate the reality of home economics

  Next on: Saturday 28th November 6:30am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 15: Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

  After yet another disagreement with her mother, Becky storms off to live with Jackie. Comedy, starring Lecy Goranson and Laurie Metcalf

  Next on: Saturday 28th November 6:00am EST - TV Land
• Season 3 Episode 14: The Wedding

  The day of the wedding finally arrives, but Dan still hasn't buried the hatchet with Darlene and flatly refuses to do anything more than walk her down the aisle. Comedy, starring Sara Gilbert and John Goodman

• Season 3 Episode 13: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

  Dan's father shocks the family when he announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend

• Season 3 Episode 12: Confessions

  The whole family make themselves scarce when Roseanne's mother comes to visit

• Season 3 Episode 11: Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

  The couple go to a motel to celebrate their anniversary : without the kids

• Season 3 Episode 10: Dream Lover

  Dan makes the mistake of telling Roseanne about the woman in his dreams

• Season 3 Episode 9: Bird Is the Word

  Becky becomes popular at school by using a rebellious hand gesture : until her mother is called into the principal's office

• Season 3 Episode 8: PMS, I Love You

  Dan is secretly dreading the surprise party Roseanne is planning for him

• Season 3 Episode 7: Trick or Treat

  When her lumberjack Hallowe'en costume results in her being mistaken for the real thing, Roseanne decides to play along

• Season 3 Episode 6: Becky, Beds and Boys

  Becky's reluctance to stop seeing her beer-swilling boyfriend doesn't impress Dan and Roseanne

• Season 3 Episode 5: Goodbye, Mr Right

  Jackie is forced to choose between Gary and her job. Laurie Metcalf stars

• Season 3 Episode 4: Like, a New Job

  Dan is left in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late as a waitress. Comedy, starring Roseanne and John Goodman

• Season 3 Episode 3: Like a Virgin

  It's time for Roseanne to give Becky the birds and bees talk : but maybe Darlene would benefit more

• Season 3 Episode 2: Friends and Relatives

  Dan lends Arnie some cash, but when Roseanne finds out what he's spent it on the sparks begin to fly

• Season 3 Episode 1: The Test

  The household is tense as everyone waits for the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test

Roseanne: Season 2 (1989 - 1990)

• Season 2 Episode 24: Happy Birthday

  Dan sets out to build Roseanne an office for her birthday so she can take up writing again. Comedy, starring John Goodman

• Season 2 Episode 23: Fathers and Daughters

  The Conners try their hands at role reversal, as the sassy housewife watches a baseball game with Darlene, and Dan takes Becky shopping

• Season 2 Episode 22: April Fool's Day

  It's income tax deadline day and the family get a lesson in one-minute accounting before an exasperating visit to the local revenue office

• Season 2 Episode 21: Fender Bender

  The sarcastic housewife prangs her ex-boss's car : and uses the opportunity to tell him exactly what she thinks of him

• Season 2 Episode 20: To Tell the Truth

  Jackie's new love affair causes a stir : but the sisters aren't on speaking terms

• Season 2 Episode 19: All of Me

  Romance is in the air for Jackie, but Roseanne does not share her sister's enthusiasm for her new man. Domestic comedy, starring Laurie Metcalf and Roseanne Barr

• Season 2 Episode 18: I'm Hungry

  Dan considers joining Roseanne's slimming regime, until he realises it involves exercise. Starring John Goodman

• Season 2 Episode 17: Hair

  The chirpy housewife swallows her pride and applies for a job as dogsbody at the local beauty salon. Comedy, with Roseanne Barr

• Season 2 Episode 16: Born to Be Wild

  An old buddy of Dan's blows into Lanford, shaking up the Conners with the realisation that they have forsaken their former wild style for a quiet life

• Season 2 Episode 15: An Officer and a Gentleman

  Jackie takes over the household duties for Roseanne and becomes a model housewife, doing everything perfectly and showing her sister up

• Season 2 Episode 14: One for the Road

  Already shocked to find Becky and a girlfriend drunk, Roseanne and Dan are further exasperated by her unwillingness to tell them the truth about the incident. Blue-collar comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 2 Episode 13: Chicken Hearts

  Roseanne invites her boss over for dinner in an effort to improve her relationship with him

• Season 2 Episode 12: No Talking

  Becky refuses to talk to her mother and begins a war of silence. Comedy, starring Lecy Goranson

• Season 2 Episode 11: Lobocop

  When Roseanne's late-night job causes the couple to drift apart, Dan dons his leather gear in an effort to win her back

• Season 2 Episode 10: Brain-Dead Poets' Society

  Darlene wins a poetry prize, but to her embarrassment her teacher insists she read it to the class. Sara Gilbert stars

• Season 2 Episode 9: We Gather Together

  Thanksgiving Day finds the Conners complaining about each other, but the family still manage to enjoy themselves

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 4:00am EST - KTVD (MyNetworkTV)
• Season 2 Episode 8: Sweet Dreams

  The matriarch dreams of paradise, but somehow the kids are still there to bug her

• Season 2 Episode 7: BOO!

  The family compete to come up with the scariest Hallowe'en costume. John Goodman stars

• Season 2 Episode 6: Five of a Kind

  While Dan's back is turned, one of his poker buddies gives Roseanne an affectionate kiss

• Season 2 Episode 5: House of Grown-Ups

  Jackie's plan to go to a police training-camp doesn't rest easy with her big sister. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and Laurie Metcalf

• Season 2 Episode 4: Somebody Stole My Gal

  When Roseanne invites Dan's boss to dinner, she doesn't realise how desperate he is to make friends

• Season 2 Episode 3: Guilt by Disassociation

  The ideal job presents itself to Roseanne - but the only problem is that she doesn't know a thing about computers

• Season 2 Episode 2: Little Sister

  Sibling rivalry is rekindled when Jackie decides to become a police officer and Roseanne refuses to support her. Roseanne Barr and John Goodman star

• Season 2 Episode 1: Inherit the Wind

  Becky needs consoling after a humiliating experience in front of the school council. Comedy, starring Sarah Chalke

Roseanne: Season 1 (1988 - 1989)

• Season 1 Episode 23: Let's Call It Quits

  A tough new supervisor at the factory annoys Roseanne, so she decides to quit her job. George Clooney guests

• Season 1 Episode 22: Dear Mom and Dad

  The Conner household is in turmoil when Roseanne's parents turn up unannounced

• Season 1 Episode 21: Death and Stuff

  A door-to-door salesman falls down dead in the Conner's kitchen. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Today at 5:30am EST - Nickelodeon
• Season 1 Episode 20: Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

  A tornado hits Lanford, and a storm brews in the Connor household when Jackie disappears

  Next on: Today at 5:00am EST - Nickelodeon
• Season 1 Episode 19: Workin' Overtime

  After a two-week stint of working overtime and coming home to a chaotic household every night, Roseanne retreats to the diner

  Next on: Today at 7:30am EST - Nickelodeon (Pacific)
• Season 1 Episode 18: The Slice of Life

  Dan and Roseanne are forced to reconsider what Darlene means to them when she is rushed into hospital

  Next on: Today at 7:00am EST - Nickelodeon (Pacific)
• Season 1 Episode 17: Becky's Choice

  Becky seems unusually keen for her boyfriend Chip's party to come to an end

  Next on: Today at 6:30am EST - Nickelodeon (Pacific)
• Season 1 Episode 16: Mall Story

  The Conners have a family day out at the mall

  Next on: Today at 6:00am EST - Nickelodeon (Pacific)
• Season 1 Episode 15: Nightmare on Oak Street

  Suspicions are aroused when Darlene lies to Roseanne after suffering a sleepless night. Comedy, starring Sara Gilbert and Roseanne Barr

  Next on: Today at 5:30am EST - Nickelodeon (Pacific)
• Season 1 Episode 14: Father's Day

  When Dan's father pays a visit, Roseanne is forced to act as peace-maker between them

  Next on: Today at 5:00am EST - Nickelodeon (Pacific)
• Season 1 Episode 13: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

  The harassed housewife tries to cure her friend of an obsession with her two-timing deceased husband

  Next on: Wednesday 2nd December 9:00am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 1 Episode 12: The Monday Thru Friday Show

  The couple disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary, and Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class, while Darlene finds her paper round more than she can handle. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

• Season 1 Episode 11: Canoga Time

  It's the annual PTA rummage sale, so Dan and Roseanne decide on a clear out, but can't make up their minds which items to donate

• Season 1 Episode 10: Saturday

  The fed-up housewife bets with Dan and his friends that they can't make time to fix the truck. Comedy, starring John Goodman

• Season 1 Episode 9: Dan's Birthday Bash

  Dan's birthday bash causes an unexpected commotion, and Becky accepts a date with heart-throb Chris

• Season 1 Episode 8: Here's to Good Friends

  Jackie and Roseanne cheer up a heartbroken Crystal with a night out at a local bar

• Season 1 Episode 7: The Memory Game

  Dan is shocked when his 15-year-old secret is revealed. Comedy, starring John Goodman and Roseanne Barr

• Season 1 Episode 6: Lovers Lanes

  Dan and Roseanne catch a glimpse of Becky's first boyfriend. Comedy, starring Sarah Chalke

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 10:30am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 1 Episode 5: Radio Days

  Dan decides to enter a Country and Western songwriting competition. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 10:00am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 1 Episode 4: Language Lessons

  Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body-language test. Comedy, starring Roseanne Barr and John Goodman

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 9:30am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 1 Episode 3: D-I-V-O-R-C-E

  News of a friend's divorce prompts Roseanne and Dan to examine their own marriage

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 9:00am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 1 Episode 2: We're in the Money

  Dan and Roseanne spend money behind each other's backs when they receive a cash windfall

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 8:30am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.
• Season 1 Episode 1: Life and Stuff

  In the first-ever episode, Roseanne has to deal with Darlene, who's been barking in class

  Next on: Wednesday 25th November 8:00am EST - Oxygen Media Inc.