Pets Episode Guide

Episode Guide

• American Beauty

  Canine puppets tell the terrible tale of a compulsive gambler who falls foul of a gangster

• Business

  Hamish ends up as the head of a Mafia family and lets his new-found authority get the better of him by ordering the parrot to kill Trevor

• Consider Yourself

  Trevor becomes Sherlock Holmes in order to solve the mystery of Jack the Ripper, while Hamish forms an intimate relationship with a Victorian washstand

• Conspiracy Theory

  Hamish tries to uncover the truth about President Kennedy's assassination, while Dog behaves badly, and the parrot develops an unhealthy interest in ice-cream

• Constipation

  Hamish suffers from prolonged constipation, so Trevor suggests an unorthodox cure

• Curse of the Mummy

  The parrot unwittingly unleashes an ancient curse on his housemates

• Death

  The parrot discovers he can see dead people when Trevor chokes on a fishbone and comes back from beyond the grave

• Drugs

  Trevor chooses an unorthodox topping for his cornflakes, and ends up feeling more than a little flaky himself

• Hallowe'en

  The pals have a Hallowe'en party, and Hamish plans to freeze himself and wake up 600 years in the future

• Hostage

  Hamish holds the parrot to ransom, testing Trevor's hostage negotiation skills to the limit

• Manumission Impossible

  The canine duo risk having a dog fight when Hamish gets annoyed with Trevor's ever-increasing desire to party

• Mexican

  Hamish becomes delusional and decides he's Mexican, so Trevor decides to cure him with aversion therapy

• Money

  Dastardly dog duo Trevor and Hamish plot to kill the others after discovering a stash of cash under the floorboards

• Possessed

  Trevor holds a seance and unwittingly summons the spirit of Judy Garland, while Hamish shares the kitchen with a bad tempered poltergeist

• Reincarnation

  Hamish dies, but when he's brought back to life by Trevor it becomes apparent he's been the victim of a bizarre reincarnation mix-up. Meanwhile, the parrot becomes convinced he was a rock star in a previous life

• Robot Wars

  The parrot spots a flying saucer landing in the back garden, and the pets' house residents turn into bizarre mindless zombies

• Satan

  Trevor dabbles in the black arts and plans to summon up Satan in the living room, while JP spots the Dark Prince himself in the newsagents

• Star Gate

  The parrot meets his mirror image when the trio travel through a time portal, conveniently situated in the airing cupboard

• Talent

  Trevor enters Stars in Their Eyes in the guise of screen legend Marilyn Monroe : much to the disgust of Hamish

• Very Guilty

  Hamish faces a murder rap as Trevor takes a seat on the bench and JP is called to the bar

• World War II in Colour

  War breaks out in the house when the parrot goes on guard duty and Hamish goes in search of a German spy