Off Centre Episode Guide

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Episode Guide

Off Centre: Season 2 (2002)

Off Centre: Season 1 (2001 - 2002)

  • Season 1 Episode 21: Diddler on the Roof

    Euan dates a cast member from The Real World, but fears she may ruin his chances with other women if he dumps her. Meanwhile, Mike lands his dream job - as a sound technician on porn movies. Guest starring Claire Coffee

  • Season 1 Episode 20: The Unkindest Cut

    Mike and Chau mock Euan because he has a foreskin, prompting him to consult urologist Barry Wasserman about getting circumcised. Guest starring Eugene Levy

  • Season 1 Episode 19: Addicted to Love

    Chau thinks he's found the perfect woman in Dawn : until she reveals a penchant for seeing him beaten up. Meanwhile, Euan, Mike and Liz endure a weekend taking care of Status Quo's poodle. Shannon Elizabeth guest stars

  • Season 1 Episode 18: Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan

    Euan lies about his age in a bid to impress a 45-year-old woman, while Liz sets Chau up with her equally bizarre room-mate, creating a romance more ridiculous than anyone could have imagined. Guest starring Tanya Roberts

  • Season 1 Episode 17: The Backup

    Euan upsets Mike by dating Melanie before he has the chance to ask her out, leading to a confrontation between the pair which reveals more home truths about Euan's past relationships

  • Season 1 Episode 16: Hear No Evil, See No Package

    Chau and Mike visit Euan's upmarket gym, where they are horrified at the overt nudity, and Liz begs Euan not to seduce her hearing-impaired friend

  • Season 1 Episode 15: Faking the Band

    Euan, Mike and Chau pretend to be in a band in the hope of attracting women, while Mike drunkenly proposes marriage to Liz : but forgets all about it once he sobers up

  • Season 1 Episode 14: Mission Im-Posse-Ble

    Mike and Euan convince Status Quo to get rid of his posse and allow them to accompany him to swanky parties instead. Guest starring Kenan Thompson and Dustin Diamond

  • Season 1 Episode 13: Why Chau Lives Alone

    Mike decides to stay at Lauren's for a while, so Euan invites Chau to live in his room : but soon regrets extending the hand of hospitality to such an unsuitable house guest

  • Season 1 Episode 12: Gas Crisis

    Mike decides that his relationship with Liz has progressed to the stage where he can totally relax with her, but she resolves to teach him a lesson as a result

  • Season 1 Episode 11: The Good, the Bad and the Lazy

    Mike sets out to find a new job that he can be passionate about and Euan becomes infatuated with his sexy new neighbour, a soft-core pornography star who is dating his boss's father

  • Season 1 Episode 10: Guy Gone Wild

    While watching an adult movie in which everyday women strip for the cameras, Euan and Chau are shocked to see a younger Liz baring all. Pleasantly surprised by her formerly uninhibited nature, Mike sets out to try to rekindle her desire to be wild

  • Season 1 Episode 9: Marathon Man

    Mike decides to prove he has more sexual stamina than Liz's former boyfriend and Euan is dismayed to learn that many people assume he's homosexual on first meeting him

  • Season 1 Episode 8: Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip

    Cash-strapped Mike decides he can't go on letting Euan pay for everything and declines an invite to go skiing : prompting his friend to give him a made-up job at his firm

  • Season 1 Episode 7: Swing Time

    Mike comes to terms with the fact that his parents are sex fiends and MTV approach rapper Status Quo to make a documentary about his home, but he fears his refined tastes may damage his street cred so pretends his friend's apartment is his own

  • Season 1 Episode 6: A Cute Triangle

    Liz's flirtatious friend visits for a weekend of fun : prompting Mike to embark on a flight of fancy as he attempts to bed them both

  • Season 1 Episode 5: Euan's Brush with Love (aka My Favourite Stripper)

    Euan begins dating an artist called Ginger, but Mike warns him against getting too involved, convinced she's only after his money. Meanwhile, Liz's revealing clothing causes controversy

  • Season 1 Episode 4: Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

    On a night out with Chau and Euan, Mike repeatedly rejects women to remain faithful to Liz, who ends up kissing an old flame during the same evening. Eddie Kaye Thomas and Lauren Stamile star

  • Season 1 Episode 3: A Stroke of Genius

    Mike is deeply embarrassed when his nurse-themed adult video collection is discovered by Euan and Chau : but he soon perks up when Liz reveals she would like to watch the films with him. Comedy, starring Sean Maguire, Lauren Stamile, John Cho and Jason Winston George

  • Season 1 Episode 2: Feeling Shellfish

    Mike believes Euan is responsible when the pair come down with a nasty parasitic condition : until Liz, Chau and Status Quo also start to itch

  • Season 1 Episode 1: Let's Meet Mike and Euan

    A decadent Brit and a conservative American move into a swanky New York apartment building complete with celebrities, including a rapper and a supermodel. All is well until Euan invites Mike's girlfriend to live with them. Starring Sean Maguire and Eddie Kaye Thomas