The New Dick Van Dyke Show Episode Guide

Episode Guide

The New Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 3 (1973 - 1974)

• Season 3 Episode 24: Lt. Preston of the Fourth Cavalry

  An embarrassed Annie accidentally walks in on her parents making love.

• Season 3 Episode 23: We Met at Mama Lombardi's

  Dick recalls his first, inauspicious meeting with Max and Jenny.

• Season 3 Episode 22: A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

  Jenny thinks she's bought an original Matisse for $75.

• Season 3 Episode 21: Commercial Housewives

  Jenny suffers from stage fright when she appears in a commercial.

• Season 3 Episode 20: Man of Medicine

  Dick quits his show when Max can't get the contract he promised.

• Season 3 Episode 19: The Pregnancy

  Believing Jenny to be pregnant, Dick dreams he is carrying a baby.

• Season 3 Episode 18: Houseguests

  The Prestons' quarrelsome house guests ruin their party.

• Season 3 Episode 17: The Hickey

  A young actress on Dick's show gives him her calling card, a hickey.

• Season 3 Episode 16: Balzac, Come Home

  Dogsitting, the Prestons lose Margot's pampered dog, and replace it.

• Season 3 Episode 15: Backbreak Kid

  When Dick injures his back, he worries another actor will replace him.

• Season 3 Episode 14: He Who Steals My Friends

  Preparations for surprise anniversary party involve painful deception.

• Season 3 Episode 13: Mr. Dazzle

  Dick does a toilet freshener commercial instead of 'The Music Man.'

• Season 3 Episode 12: What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

  The tippling substitute for a sick actor can't remember his lines.

• Season 3 Episode 11: Exit Laughing

  Dick's uncle, an old vaudeville performer, requests a fun funeral.

• Season 3 Episode 10: Turning Pro

  Lucas asks permission to give up college for professional bowling.

• Season 3 Episode 9: Preston Al Naturale

  An Italian director wants Dick to do a nude scene with an actress.

• Season 3 Episode 8: She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

  A jealous Jenny repeats Dick's comment on his co-star's kisses.

• Season 3 Episode 7: The Young Surgeons

  After learning the wrong part for a show, Dick is a quick study.

• Season 3 Episode 6: I'll Cry Today

  A dentist's laughing gas sets Dick to crying during an extraction.

• Season 3 Episode 5: Mrs. Ferguson

  An elderly fan of Dick's TV show believes he is a real doctor.

• Season 3 Episode 4: Dick in Deutsch

  In Germany, Dick finds a strange woman and her boyfriend in his room.

• Season 3 Episode 3: One of the Boys

  Dick and the baby have the boys over for poker.

• Season 3 Episode 2: Dennis Takes a Life

  A TV writer falls madly in love with the Prestons' house guest.

• Season 3 Episode 1: Those Who Care

  An admiring actress gets Dick a regular job on a soap opera.

The New Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 2 (1972 - 1973)

• Season 2 Episode 24: Guess Who's Coming to Seder?

  When his mother visits for Passover, Bernie pretends Carol is Jewish.

• Season 2 Episode 23: Big Brother Is Watching You

  Dick's brother's fiancee turns out to be a nude Las Vegas dancer.

• Season 2 Episode 22: You Gotta Have Class

  Mike is shocked to find the professor she's dating is married.

• Season 2 Episode 21: Power of the Bleep

  Dick quits when the station bleeps out a controversial show.

• Season 2 Episode 20: Will Baby Make Three?

  The adoption bureau interviews a nervous Carol and Bernie.

• Season 2 Episode 19: The 10th Honeymoon

  Unwilling to ruin a South Seas vacation, Dick hides pain.

• Season 2 Episode 18: Pot Luck

  The police arrest Dick's mother for marijuana possession.

• Season 2 Episode 17: My Friend, the Public Enemy

  Dick worries about his family when his neighbor is a mobster.

• Season 2 Episode 16: My Friend, the Public Enemy

  Dick invests in the company of a friendly neighbor, who's a mobster.

• Season 2 Episode 15: Dick and the Baby

  Engrossed in a football game, Dick leaves the baby at a supermarket.

• Season 2 Episode 14: The Jailbird

  On Christmas Eve, Dick is jailed for speeding, and so is Bernie.

• Season 2 Episode 13: Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal

  Annie is jealous of a child actress doing a commercial with Dick.

• Season 2 Episode 12: Big Time Baby

  A network uses Dick as leverage in a talk show host's negotiations.

• Season 2 Episode 11: Old Dick and Jenny

  Aging Dick and Jenny try to improve their attractiveness.

• Season 2 Episode 10: Ashes and Urns

  The housekeeper cleans an urn, containing Grandfather's ashes.

• Season 2 Episode 9: Chef Mike

  Mike gets her own cooking show, but doesn't know any recipes.

• Season 2 Episode 8: Who Do You Want to Be?

  On a special show, the TV staffers imitate who they would like to be.

• Season 2 Episode 7: The Game

  Dick and Bernie propose a new game show to the station manager.

• Season 2 Episode 6: Headaches

  Dick seeks psychiatric help for mysteriously recurring headaches.

• Season 2 Episode 5: Bernie's House

  The Prestons hesitate to tell friends the house next door is for sale.

• Season 2 Episode 4: Sobriety Test

  Dick's tipsy on-air comments about marriage aggravate a quarrel.

• Season 2 Episode 3: The Great Prestoni

  Locked in his office by thieves, Dick escapes to the ladies' room.

• Season 2 Episode 2: The Needle

  Dick, the best man, arrives at a wedding in a nurse's uniform.

• Season 2 Episode 1: The Former Mr. Preston

  A guest on Dick's TV show turns out to be Jenny's first husband.

The New Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 1 (1971 - 1972)

• Season 1 Episode 24: The Telethon

  The Prestons pitch in on a grueling 36-hour charity telethon.

• Season 1 Episode 23: Running Bear and Moskowitz

  Jenny and Carol open a boutique in a delicatessen with an old Indian.

• Season 1 Episode 22: After the Ball Is Over

  Mike's ex-husband arrives, claiming to be a reformed character.

• Season 1 Episode 21: People's Choice

  The Prestons favor opposing school board candidates.

• Season 1 Episode 20: The Harry Award

  Dick wonders whether to accept an award at a restricted club.

• Season 1 Episode 19: The Split

  Bernie and Carol temporarily split over whether to have children.

• Season 1 Episode 18: The Birth

  Dick must rush two expectant mothers to the delivery room.

• Season 1 Episode 17: What Is Your Husband Doing Tomorrow?

  A phone call makes Jenny suspicious when Dick misses dinner.

• Season 1 Episode 16: Annie Get Your Bike

  Feeling neglected when the baby arrives, Annie loses her appetite.

• Season 1 Episode 15: Bernie Did It

  Dick tries to negotiate his own contract with the station manager.

• Season 1 Episode 14: Pepito of Mexico

  Teela's nephew plays Robin Hood with the Prestons' belongings.

• Season 1 Episode 13: Linda, Linda, Linda

  Dick promises television's longest kiss on his show.

• Season 1 Episode 12: Room With a View

  Dick is installing a sauna, but Jenny wants a sewing room.

• Season 1 Episode 11: Off and Running

  Jenny announces an addition to the Preston family of four.

• Season 1 Episode 10: The Conductor and the Lady

  A famous conductor cancels dinner with the Prestons three times.

• Season 1 Episode 9: The Storm

  Dick calls the police, thinking his dinner guests are drug smugglers.

• Season 1 Episode 8: Queasy Rider

  On his new trail bike, Dick runs out of gas and gets lost in the desert.

• Season 1 Episode 7: The Replacement

  Dick fears his popular new co-host will steal his job.

• Season 1 Episode 6: A House Is Not a Home Yet

  The Prestons buy their dream house, but Annie doesn't want to move.

• Season 1 Episode 5: The Tennis Pro

  Jenny wins a tennis trophy, but Dick is jealous of her teacher.

• Season 1 Episode 4: Everything From A to Z

  Annie unwittingly takes a sex-education book to show-and-tell.

• Season 1 Episode 3: Midterm Dinner

  Lucas' new girlfriend is black, but his grandmother is a bigot.

• Season 1 Episode 2: A Star Ain't Born

  Dick is nervous about a screen test for a role in a new series.

• Season 1 Episode 1: Smoke Rings

  After demonstrating smoke rings on his show, Dick resumes smoking.