Mark and Lard's Top Teams Episode Guide

Episode Guide

• The Boy Racer Eleven

  Players blessed with speed and not much else.

• Celebrity XI
• Lothario XI
• They Never Made It to the World Cup Eleven

  The finest players never to have made it to the World Cup tournament.

• What's His Name Again XI
• The Why Are You Here? Eleven

  Incompetent players on the world's biggest footballing stage.

• World Cup Uglies Eleven

  A selection of international baby-frighteners.

• Worst Transfers XI
• You're Too Fat to Wear the Shirt XI

  Players with a weight problem.