The Honeymooners Episode Guide

Episode Guide

• The $99,000 Answer

  Ralph tests his skill in a pop-music contest.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 4:30pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• The Adoption

  An adoption agency inspects the Kramdens.

• Alice and the Blond

  Ralph tries to impress his boss's wife.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 9:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Alice's Aunt Ethel/Two Family Car

  Ralph wants Aunt Ethel to go; Ralph thinks he has won a car.

• Anniversary Gift/Finger Man

  Trixie and Ralph buy Alice the same gift; Ralph nabs a killer.

• The Baby Sitter

  Alice gets a phone despite Ralph's objections.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 10:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Battle of the Sexes

  Ralph and Norton want to prove who is boss.

• Be It Ever So Humble

  Ralph buys a duplex in the country in an effort to avoid a rent increase.

  Next on: Tuesday 29th December 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• The Bensonhurst Bomber

  Ralph agrees to fight a large, tough opponent.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 11:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Better Living Through TV

  Ralph and Norton do a live TV commercial.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 4:00pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• Box Top Kid

  Ralph wants to win a contest.

• Box Top Kid

  To win a contest, Ralph says he lost weight.

• The Boy Next Door

  Alice plans a surprise party for Ralph; an old love letter falls into the wrong hands.

  Next on: Sunday 3rd January 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Boys and Girls Together

  The wives want to participate in activities.

• Brother-In-Law

  Ralph's brother-in-law wants a loan.

• Brother Ralph

  Alice takes a job in an all-male office.

• Case of the Cuckoo Thief

  A Hollywood shoplifter (George Chakiris) uses Alice as his unwitting accomplice.

• Catch a Star

  Ralph claims to know Jackie Gleason.

  Next on: Monday 28th December 1:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Confusion Italian Style

  Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy.

• Cottage for Sale

  The Kramdens and Nortons buy a cottage.

• Cottage for Sale

  The cottage is not as expected.

• Cupid

  Ralph plays matchmaker.

• Cupid

  Norton lies about Ralph's matchmaking.

• The Curse of the Kramdens

  Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

• The Deciding Vote

  Ralph campaigns to be Raccoon convention manager.

• Dial J for Janitor

  Ralph takes over as building janitor.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 4:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• A Dog's Life

  Alice tries to hide her adopted puppy from Ralph.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 12:30pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• Double Anniversary Party/Lunch Box

  Alice and Ralph plan parties; Ralph gets the wrong lunch.

• Double Trouble

  The couples attempt to catch a Ralph Kramden look-alike who is passing bad checks.

• Easter Hats
• Expectant Father/Cold

  Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant; Ralph believes Alice wants his insurance.

• Finders Keepers

  Ralph and Norton try to find a $1,000 cache.

  Next on: Monday 28th December 1:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Flushing Ho

  The Kramdens and Norton share an apartment in Flushing to help make ends meet at tax time.

• Follow the Boys

  The men plan to spend more time with their wives.

  Next on: Sunday 3rd January 3:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Forgot to Register/Halloween Party

  Alice rejects Ralph's candidate; a party is not as expected.

• Funny Money

  Ralph finds a suitcase full of $100 bills.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 1:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Game Called on Account of Marriage

  A wedding may wreck the men's World Series plans.

• The Golfer

  Norton must teach Ralph to play golf.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 2:00pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• Goodbye Aunt Ethel

  Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit.

• Goodbye Aunt Ethel

  Ralph introduces Ethel to the butcher.

• Goodnight Sweet Prince/Jellybeans

  Ralph gets the night shift; Ralph loses Alice's money.

• The Great Jewel Robbery

  Alice mistakenly thinks a gift is for her.

• Guest Speaker/Lost Job

  Ralph rehearses a speech; Ralph thinks he is fired.

• Hair-Raising Tale

  Ralph tests a hair-growing formula on his boss.

• Hair to a Fortune

  Ralph and Norton experiment with a hair-restoration formula.

  Next on: Wednesday 30th December 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Happiness Is a Rich Uncle

  The Kramdens suspect a gold digger (Joey Heatherton) is after Alice's rich uncle.

  Next on: Tomorrow at 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Hawaii, Oh Oh

  While in Hawaii, Ralph falls for a phony diet sauce; guest: Donald O'Connor.

  Next on: Tomorrow at 3:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Head of the House

  Ralph boasts that he is head of the household.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 10:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Hello, Mom

  Ralph dreads his mother-in-law's visit.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 9:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Here Comes the Bride

  Ralph gives advice to a young bridegroom.

• Hero

  A fatherless boy idolizes Ralph.

• Hero

  A boy wants his hero, Ralph, to win a competition.

• The Honeymoon Is Over

  Ralph and Alice get into an argument on 'The Mike Douglas Show.'

• Honeymooners Christmas Party

  Jackie Gleason plays multiple roles as the Kramdens prepare for Christmas.

• The Honeymooners in England

  The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a commercial on an English television show.

• Hot Dog Stand

  Ralph wants a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

• Hot Tip/Checkup

  Police think Ralph is a bookie; Ralph plans to fail a physical.

• House Beautiful

  Ralph finds a man's glove in the apartment.

• The Hypnotist

  Ralph tries to hypnotize Alice.

• The Hypnotist

  Alice learns Ralph wants to hypnotize her.

• In Twenty-Five Words or Less

  Ralph wins a trip to Europe for four by entering a slogan contest.

• King of the Castle

  Alice moves in with Trixie, and Ed moves in with Ralph.

• Kramden vs. Norton

  Norton and Ralph haggle over a TV set.

• The Lawsuit/What's the Name

  Ralph breaks a leg; the Kramdens puzzle over a name.

• Letter to the Boss

  Ralph must retrieve a nasty letter to the boss.

• Life Upon the Wicked Stage

  Alice and Trixie win first place in a talent contest, and Alice uses her winnings to buy Ralph fishing gear.

• Little Man Who Wasn't There

  A psychiatrist says Ralph shouldn't see Norton.

• Little Man Who Wasn't There

  Norton thinks Ralph is suicidal.

• Lost Baby

  Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus.

• The Loudspeaker

  Ralph expects to be Raccoon of the Year.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 4:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Love Letter

  Ralph thinks Alice and Norton are lovers.

• Lucky Number/Pickles

  Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

• The Main Event

  Ralph becomes a boxing promoter.

• Mama Loves Mambo

  A mambo dancer takes Alice and Trixie as pupils.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 3:00pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• The Man From Space

  Ralph creates a unique costume for a party.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 1:30pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• Man in the Blue Suit

  Ralph hides cash in a suit Alice gives to charity.

• Manager of the Team/Income Tax

  Ralph thinks he has been promoted; Ralph debates paying taxes.

• A Man's Pride

  Embarrassed Ralph claims to be bus-company head.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 5:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• The Match Game

  The Kramdens and Nortons try a computer dating service in Chicago.

  Next on: Monday 28th December 3:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• A Matter of Life and Death

  Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 1:00pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• A Matter of Record

  Ralph records an apology to Alice after a fight.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 11:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• The Mexican Hat Trick

  Alice and Trixie are kidnapped in Mexico.

• Mind Your Own Business

  Ralph advises Norton how to get a promotion.

• Missing Pants
• Move Uptown

  Ralph tries to break his lease.

• Movies Are Better Than Ever

  Ralph and Ed appear in court over a television won by Ed on his birthday.

• My Fair Landlord

  The Nortons become Ralph's tenants.

• Nephew of the Bride

  Alice's Aunt Ethel moves in with the Kramdens; Ralph plays matchmaker.

  Next on: Saturday 2nd January 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• The New Bowling Ball

  Ralph gets his new bowling ball stuck on his hand.

• The Next Champ

  Ralph thinks he has found a future boxing champion.

• Norton Moves In/Dinner Guest

  The couples room together; Ralph invites a dinner guest.

• Oh My Achin' Back

  Ralph fibs to avoid visiting his mother-in-law.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 2:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• On Stage

  Amateur actor Ralph thinks he is bound for fame.

• One Big Happy Family

  The Nortons and Kramdens share an apartment.

• Operation Protest

  Alice's nephew pickets Ralph's bus company.

• Opportunity Knocks But

  Ralph teaches his boss how to shoot pool.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 5:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Out of Sight, Out of Mind

  The company psychiatrist advises Ralph to end his friendship with Norton.

• Pal O' Mine

  Ralph and Norton's friendship is threatened.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 3:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Pardon My Glove

  Ralph finds a man's glove in the apartment.

• Peacemaker

  Ralph mediates the Nortons' fight.

• The People's Choice

  Hero Ralph is asked to run for office.

• The People's Choice

  Ralph's political backers are crooks.

• The People's Choice

  Ralph considers entering politics after he brings a criminal to justice.

  Next on: Thursday 31st December 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Petticoat Jungle

  The Kramdens and Nortons go on a safari; Ralph and Ed go hunting.

• Play It Again, Norton

  Ralph and Ed enter a songwriting contest that is supposed to be for children; guest Paul Lynde.

  Next on: Monday 4th January 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Please Leave the Premises

  Ralph protests a rent increase.

• The Poor People of Paris

  Ralph and Ed get a great exchange rate, on counterfeit money.

• The Principle of the Thing

  Ralph uses rent money to fix up the apartment.

• A Promotion

  Ralph becomes assistant cashier.

• A Promotion

  Ralph hides the bus company money.

• Prowler

  The Kramdens watch for a prowler.

• Prowler/Glow Worm Cleaning Powder

  The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice is a 'Glow Worm Girl.'

• Question Mark
• Quiz Show

  Ralph blames Alice for ruining their chances to win on a radio quiz show.

• Ralph Goes Hollywood

  The Kramdens and Nortons head to Hollywood to claim their songwriting prize.

  Next on: Monday 4th January 3:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Ralph Kramden: Hero at Large

  Thugs chase Ralph after he sees a bank robbery.

• Ralph Kramden, Inc.

  Norton and Ralph become business partners.

• Ralph Kramden Presents

  Jackie Gleason attends the Raccoons dance after Alice promises to give him the recipe for her anchovy pizza.

• Ralph's Big Mouth

  Ralph advises Norton how to get a promotion.

• Ralph's Diet/Alice Plays Cupid

  Dieting upsets Ralph; Alice plays Cupid for Ralph's pal.

• Ralph's Sweet Tooth

  Ralph is asked to do a candy-bar commercial.

• Rififi, Brooklyn Style

  Ralph plans to buy the boss's daughter a wedding present, but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

• Run, Santa Run

  Alice takes in knitting to pay for Ralph's Christmas present; Ralph and Norton get arrested.

• The Safety Award

  Ralph has a mishap after getting a safety award.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 12:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• See All, Knows All

  Ralph flips out when a fortune teller says that he will commit a murder within a week.

• Ship of Fools

  The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe; Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift a life boat but are soon rescued; Ralph falls off a deck while posing for a photo.

• Six Months to Live

  Ralph mistakenly believes that he only has six months to live.

• The Sleepwalker

  Norton accompanies Ralph on a business trip.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 12:00pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• Sleepy Time Girl

  Ralph persuades a hypnotist to put Alice in a trance.

• Something Fishy

  The wives want to go on a Raccoon fishing trip.

• Songs and Witty Sayings

  The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

• Songs and Witty Sayings

  Ralph and Norton practice loudly.

• Songwriters

  Ralph wants to write songs with Norton.

• Sprained Thumb

  Ralph drives Alice crazy when he can't work due to a sprained thumb.

• Stand-In for Murder

  A gang wants to make Ralph a murder target.

• Stand-In for Murder

  A rival gang stalks Ralph. (Unfinished episode)

• Stars Over Flatbush

  Ralph begins to let astrology rule his life.

• The Sun and Raccoon Capital

  Ralph and Norton compete for the office of High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the Raccoons.

  Next on: Monday 28th December 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Suspense/Two Tickets to the Fight

  Ralph thinks Alice wants him dead; Ralph's fight plans are ruined.

• Teamwork Beats the Clock

  Ralph and Alice appear on 'Beat the Clock.'

• This Is Your Life

  Ralph is chosen for 'This Is Your Life.'

• This Is Your Life

  Ralph thinks Alice is seeing a TV producer.

• To Whom It May Concern

  A misunderstanding threatens Ralph's career path.

• Trapped

  Thugs chase Ralph after he sees a bank robbery.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 1:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• The Turkey
• TV or Not TV

  The Kramdens and Nortons share a television.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 3:30pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

  Ralph sells his bowling ball to buy Alice a gift.

• Two Faces of Ralph Kramden

  Mobsters take advantage of Ralph when they discover that he is a dead ringer for their missing boss.

• Two for the Money

  Ralph loses $500, then tries to win it back at the track.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 2:00am EST - AmericanLife TV Network
• Two Men on a Horse

  Ralph loses lodge money.

• Two Men on a Horse

  Ralph tries to win back lodge money.

• Unconventional Behavior

  The wives want to go to a Raccoon convention.

• Vacation at Fred's Landing

  Ralph and Norton go camping together.

• We Spy

  Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

• A Weighty Problem

  Ralph must lose weight to keep his job.

  Next on: Monday 4th January 1:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• A Weighty Problem

  A neighbor hides food near dieting Ralph.

  Next on: Monday 4th January 1:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• We're Off to See the Wizard

  A hotel error leads the couples to Norton's relative (Doro Merande), a phony spiritualist.

• What's Her Name/Champagne and Caviar

  The Kramdens argue; Ralph tries to impress his boss.

• Without Reservations

  Ralph's brother-in-law talks Ralph and Ed into buying a hotel located along the route of a proposed highway.

• A Woman's Work Is Never Done

  The Kramdens hire a maid.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 2:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• The Worry Wart

  Ralph receives a summons from Internal Revenue.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 3:00am EST - WPIX (CW)
• Young at Heart

  Ralph shows off for Alice at a skating rink.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 2:30pm EST - WPIX (CW)
• Young Man With a Horn

  Ralph tries to reform to please Alice.

  Next on: Friday 1st January 12:30am EST - WPIX (CW)
• You're in the Picture

  Blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph in Madrid, and Alice is jealous.