Season 1 Episode 22:Eegee's v Hardee's
David decides to hang out with a new group of friends, all of whom dislike Sarah and festoon her house with toilet paper, eventually forcing him to take sides. Meanwhile, Ernesto declares his love for a new girlfriend, but his family worry when she acts just like his ex-wives. Last in series
Season 1 Episode 21:Sibling Rivalry(2003)
The tension between David and Maria gets out of hand when he embarrasses his sister during her 18th birthday party. Fearing their children will never be friends, Joaquin and Elizabeth send them to visit a priest in a last-ditch effort to mend their relationship. Edward James Olmos guest stars
Season 1 Episode 20:The First Time(2003)
David and Sarah plan to take their relationship further, and it's up to him to find the right place for the encounter. Meanwhile, Ernesto invests in an old trailer and hires Rosa to be his maintenance woman, secretly hoping he can turn her attention toward himself. Carmen Electra guest stars
Season 1 Episode 19:My Friend Mom(2003)
Tensions mount in the Tiant household as Elizabeth argues with Maria about the latter's attitude to college and their troubled relationship. Motley Crue's Vince Neil guest stars as himself, as the troubled rocker turns to Ernesto for advice on coping with the pressures of fame
Season 1 Episode 18:Home Sweet Home(2003)
Joaquin develops a DIY obsession after reluctantly agreeing to let Maria move into her own apartment. Guest starring N-Sync's JC Chasez
Season 1 Episode 17:Breakup(2003)
David breaks up with Sarah and promptly asks another girl out, leaving a jealous Joaquin plotting to get the pair back together. Ernesto needs a date to take to his ex-wife's wedding, so Elizabeth sets him up with one of her crazy co-workers
Season 1 Episode 16:Coffee(2003)
Elizabeth's parents come to visit, so she asks the family to be on their best behaviour : but the urge to taunt one another proves to be too much for everyone
Season 1 Episode 15:Student Council(2003)
David decides to run for class president, prompting Joaquin to campaign enthusiastically on his behalf. Meanwhile, Ernesto gets a crush on a physical therapist - so asks Daniel to fake an injury. Starring Pablo Santos and Julio Oscar Mechoso
Season 1 Episode 14:Maria's Boyfriend(2003)
Maria is reluctant to tell her father about the boy she is dating because she fears he'll demand that she end the relationship - a suspicion that proves correct, though not for the reasons she imagined
Season 1 Episode 13:Family Honour
David forgets it's a month since he got together with Sarah, and tries to make it up to her by cooking a romantic dinner, little anticipating Maria's destructive intervention
Season 1 Episode 12:Counselling
Maria clashes with a new school counsellor over her habitual lying, giving David the opportunity to settle a few old scores by telling their parents about her behaviour - but she has a trick up her sleeve
Season 1 Episode 11:A Brand New Car(2003)
David wants to buy a car and enlists Maria's help to convince Joaquin, but finds her powers of persuasion extend much further and he ends up paying for a model she likes
Season 1 Episode 10:Ball and Chain(2002)
David gets nervous about kissing Sarah for the first time, while Maria does menial favours for Ernesto in exchange for information that will help her win a bet. Family comedy, starring Pablo Santos
Season 1 Episode 9:Christmas(2002)
Elizabeth and Maria scheme to teach Sarah's narrow-minded mother a lesson. Ernesto allows his friends' band to practise in the garage, while David plots revenge on his dad for reneging on a promise to let him spend the holidays skiing with Sarah. With guest stars Los Lobos
Season 1 Episode 8:Strike(2003)
Joaquin's factory workers go on strike, forcing Elizabeth and Ernesto to take on extra shifts in a bid to make ends meet. Meanwhile, David realises he has feelings for Sarah
Season 1 Episode 7:Working Mothers of America(2002)
Ernesto tries to avoid getting a promotion, while Elizabeth takes a job as a bank clerk to subsidise Maria's college education - much to the dismay of Joaquin, who predicts she'll inevitably begin to neglect the kids
Season 1 Episode 6:Spiteful Dating(2002)
David annoys Maria by dating one of her friends, prompting her to try something she has never done before : ask Uncle Ernesto for advice
Season 1 Episode 5:Popularity(2002)
David joins the high school football team in a bid to boost his popularity, but takes care to stay on the subs' bench instead of getting involved in all the rough stuff out on the pitch : until Joaquin intervenes. Meanwhile, Maria applies for college and writes an entrance essay about her mixed heritage
Season 1 Episode 4:Work Ethic(2002)
Ernesto tries to spend more time with son Daniel, while David secretly accepts a cushy job as a lifeguard at a country club instead of following Joaquin's wishes and going to work as a golf caddy
Season 1 Episode 3:Driving(2002)
David lands in hot water when he promises to drive Sarah and her friends to a concert but overlooks the fact he doesn't have a licence
Season 1 Episode 2:My Two Padres(2002)
David and Sarah get drunk at a party and secretly call Uncle Ernesto to pick them up, hoping to prevent Joaquin from finding out - then find themselves forced to stage an elaborate charade to keep up the pretence
Season 1 Episode 1:Pilot(2002)
New series. Comedy, starring Pablo Santos as a 15-year-old who moves to a new neighbourhood. The girl next door asks David to the school dance - but he needs a new suit
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