Green Acres Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Green Acres: Season 6 (1970 - 1971)

• Season 6 Episode 26: The Ex-Secretary

  Oliver asks his ex-secretary to find him a jeweler.

• Season 6 Episode 25: Hawaiian Honeymoon

  Lisa maneuvers Oliver into a Hawaiian honeymoon.

• Season 6 Episode 24: Lisa, the Psychologist

  Lisa takes a college course in psychology.

• Season 6 Episode 23: The Hole in the Porch

  Injured Kimball takes advantage of the Douglases.

• Season 6 Episode 22: The Carpenters' Ball

  Oliver refuses to take Lisa to the Carpenters Ball.

• Season 6 Episode 21: A Girl for Drobny

  Drobny the duck becomes homesick.

• Season 6 Episode 20: King Oliver I

  Hooterville secedes over a tax issue and names Oliver king.

• Season 6 Episode 19: The Spot Remover

  Lisa turns a cabbage-soup recipe into a spot remover.

• Season 6 Episode 18: Star Witness

  Arnold is the key witness to a robbery.

• Season 6 Episode 17: The Wedding Deal

  Eb plans to profit from his wedding.

• Season 6 Episode 16: Son of Drobny

  Lisa entertains a duck whose father was a war hero.

• Season 6 Episode 15: The Free Paint Job

  A paint company offers to do the Douglas farmhouse.

• Season 6 Episode 14: The Engagement Ring

  Lisa offers her engagement ring to Eb and Darlene.

• Season 6 Episode 13: Charlie, Homer and Natasha

  Lisa plots to get a trip to New York City.

• Season 6 Episode 12: The Liberation Movement

  Liberated Lisa switches roles with Oliver.

• Season 6 Episode 11: The High Cost of Loving

  Eb takes a mail-order course in acting.

• Season 6 Episode 10: Oliver's Double

  A double for Oliver plans larceny in Hooterville.

• Season 6 Episode 9: Enterprising Eb

  Eb announces marriage intentions.

• Season 6 Episode 8: Apple Picking Time

  Lisa learns to drive; Oliver faces an apple harvest.

• Season 6 Episode 7: Eb's Double Trouble

  Both Arnold and Eb have romantic problems.

• Season 6 Episode 6: The Great Mayoralty Campaign

  Oliver and Lisa vie to become mayor.

• Season 6 Episode 5: Oliver Goes Broke

  Neighbors think Oliver is bankrupt.

• Season 6 Episode 4: A Royal Love Story

  Lisa relates the tale of her courtship to Lori.

• Season 6 Episode 3: Jealousy

  Eb feels displaced by a little houseguest.

• Season 6 Episode 2: The Coming-Out Party

  Lisa tosses a party to introduce herself to Hooterville.

• Season 6 Episode 1: The City Kids

  Four city children visit the Douglas farm.

Green Acres: Season 5 (1969 - 1970)

• Season 5 Episode 26: Happy Birthday

  Oliver anticipates a birthday party.

• Season 5 Episode 25: The Wealthy Landowner

  Eb fibs in his ad for a wife.

• Season 5 Episode 24: Uncle Fedor

  Lisa's uncle brings espionage to the farm.

• Season 5 Episode 23: The Beeping Rock

  A juvenile scientist claims to have a moon rock.

• Season 5 Episode 22: The Picnic

  All of the valley turn out for the Douglases' picnic.

• Season 5 Episode 21: The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud

  Oliver's tax advice turns into a Hooterville windfall.

• Season 5 Episode 20: The Confrontation

  Protestors want Arnold reinstated in school.

• Season 5 Episode 19: The Cow Killer

  Lisa objects when Oliver goes after a marauding cow.

• Season 5 Episode 18: The Ex-Con

  Oliver takes on an ex-convict as a hired hand.

• Season 5 Episode 17: Bundle of Joy

  Someone leaves a basket on the Douglases' front porch.

• Season 5 Episode 16: Trapped

  Oliver and Lisa are trapped in a cave under the house.

• Season 5 Episode 15: Rest and Relaxation

  An old pal of Oliver's finds little rest on the farm.

• Season 5 Episode 14: The Wish Book

  The Douglases unearth an old mail-order catalog.

• Season 5 Episode 13: Beauty Is Skin Deep

  Lisa and Sam Drucker are partners in a beauty parlor.

• Season 5 Episode 12: Oliver and the Cornstalk

  Oliver plants corn -- and trouble.

• Season 5 Episode 11: Ralph's Nuptials

  Lisa plans a wedding for Ralph and Hank Kimball.

• Season 5 Episode 10: Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush

  A teenage girl falls for Oliver.

• Season 5 Episode 9: The Special Delivery Letter

  Oliver tries to track down a special-delivery letter.

• Season 5 Episode 8: The Youth Center

  Oliver's barn becomes a new youth center.

• Season 5 Episode 7: The Four of Spades

  Fortuneteller Lisa sees a stranger in Oliver's life.

• Season 5 Episode 6: The Road

  Oliver's campaign for new roads backfires.

• Season 5 Episode 5: You and Your Big Shrunken Head

  Hooterville prepares a welcome for Arnold.

• Season 5 Episode 4: A Tale of a Tail

  Arnold goes to Chicago to claim his inheritance.

• Season 5 Episode 3: Where There's a Will

  Arnold may be a meatpacker's sole heir.

• Season 5 Episode 2: Everybody Tries to Love a Countess

  Haney and Joe Carson vie for Lisa's mother.

• Season 5 Episode 1: Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit

  Lisa's mother arrives for a three-week visit.

Green Acres: Season 4 (1968 - 1969)

• Season 4 Episode 26: The Reincarnation of Eb

  Lisa thinks Eb has been reincarnated as a dog.

• Season 4 Episode 25: The Milk Maker

  A Hooterville man invents a milk-making machine.

• Season 4 Episode 24: The Old Trunk

  The Douglases find a romantic tale in an old trunk.

• Season 4 Episode 23: Eb Uses His Ingenuity

  Eb involves the Douglases in a moneymaking scheme.

• Season 4 Episode 22: Oh, Promise Me

  An error may mean Oliver and Lisa are not married.

• Season 4 Episode 21: A-Hunting We Won't Go

  Lisa circulates an anti-hunting petition.

• Season 4 Episode 20: Retreat From Washington

  Haney turns the Douglas farm into an inn.

• Season 4 Episode 19: Economy Flight to Washington

  Oliver and Lisa end up on a flight to Washington, D.C.

• Season 4 Episode 18: A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes

  Lisa wants to be secretary for the law firm.

• Season 4 Episode 17: Law Partners

  A young lawyer wants to be partners with Oliver.

• Season 4 Episode 16: A Prize in Each and Every Package

  Hooterville residents find jewelry in cereal boxes.

• Season 4 Episode 15: The Marital Vacation

  Oliver sends Lisa on a vacation by herself.

• Season 4 Episode 14: Everywhere a Chick Chick

  Oliver buys foundation stock for a chicken ranch.

• Season 4 Episode 13: The Birthday Gift

  Lisa gives Oliver her birthday list.

• Season 4 Episode 12: How to Get From Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving

  Oliver discovers his farm is really in Pixley.

• Season 4 Episode 11: The Blue Feather

  Lisa fears a curse when she receives a blue feather.

• Season 4 Episode 10: How Hooterville Was Floundered

  Oliver tries to re-create Hooterville's founding.

• Season 4 Episode 9: The Agricultural Student

  A beautiful agricultural student comes to observe.

• Season 4 Episode 8: Old Mail Day

  Sam Drucker delivers old mail found in his store.

• Season 4 Episode 7: A Husband for Eleanor

  Lisa objects to Oliver's choice of a bull for Eleanor.

• Season 4 Episode 6: Handy Lessons

  Lisa decides to become a carpenter.

• Season 4 Episode 5: The Candidate

  Oliver's political opponent wins Lisa's support.

• Season 4 Episode 4: Eb's Romance

  Eb fibs to impress a girl's father.

• Season 4 Episode 3: Hail to the Fire Chief

  The fire chief wants Oliver to fund a Florida trip.

• Season 4 Episode 2: The Rummage Sale

  A rummage sale sparks memories for the Douglases.

• Season 4 Episode 1: Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau

  A contest promises a free trip to Hawaii.

Green Acres: Season 3 (1967 - 1968)

• Season 3 Episode 30: A Star Named Arnold Is Born

  Oliver and Lisa take Arnold to Hollywood.

• Season 3 Episode 29: A Star Named Arnold Is Born

  Arnold makes his acting debut, playing a dog.

• Season 3 Episode 28: Instant Family

  Oliver and Lisa race to help a new mother.

• Season 3 Episode 27: The Rutabaga Story

  A rutabaga promotional campaign runs amok.

• Season 3 Episode 26: The Hungarian Curse

  A Hungarian visitor descends on the Douglases.

• Season 3 Episode 25: Oliver's Jaded Past

  In New York, Lisa uncovers a secret about Oliver.

• Season 3 Episode 24: Our Son, the Barber

  Eb takes a mail-order course in haircutting.

• Season 3 Episode 23: The Spring Festival

  Lisa arranges a spring festival.

• Season 3 Episode 22: My Mother the Countess

  Lisa's countess mother visits Hooterville.

• Season 3 Episode 21: Flight to Nowhere

  Hooterville farmers are offered a trip to Europe.

• Season 3 Episode 20: Arnold, Boy Hero

  Arnold sets out to capture bank robbers.

• Season 3 Episode 19: How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying

  A young electronics whiz wires the Douglas farm.

• Season 3 Episode 18: Home Is Where You Run Away From

  A boy who says he is an alien arrives at the farm.

• Season 3 Episode 17: Not Guilty

  Eb faces charges of stealing from Sam Drucker.

• Season 3 Episode 16: Eb Returns

  Eb returns, still single, from his honeymoon.

• Season 3 Episode 15: No Trespassing

  Picnicking Oliver sees a man thought dead.

• Season 3 Episode 14: Alf and Ralph Break Up

  Runaway Ralph lands at the Douglases'.

• Season 3 Episode 13: Haney's New Image

  The Douglas farm may become part of a highway.

• Season 3 Episode 12: Jealousy, English Style

  Lisa wants to accompany Oliver to a farm symposium.

• Season 3 Episode 11: Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?

  Lisa thinks Arnold has been kidnapped.

• Season 3 Episode 10: Das Lumpen

  Lisa relates how she saved Oliver during World War II.

• Season 3 Episode 9: The Thing

  Oliver discovers he owns a strange sculpture.

• Season 3 Episode 8: Eb Elopes

  Oliver must replace eloped Eb.

• Season 3 Episode 7: Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked

  Oliver grows tomatoes; Haney protests his phone bill.

• Season 3 Episode 6: A Kind Word for the President

  Oliver plans changes in the phone company.

• Season 3 Episode 5: Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company

  Oliver and Lisa reorganize the phone company.

• Season 3 Episode 4: Oliver vs. the Phone Company

  Oliver takes the phone company to court.

• Season 3 Episode 3: Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel

  Arnold falls for a basset named Cynthia.

• Season 3 Episode 2: Lisa's Jam Session

  Oliver wants Lisa to put up preserves.

• Season 3 Episode 1: The Man for the Job

  A state senatorial bid puts Oliver under scrutiny.

Green Acres: Season 2 (1966 - 1967)

• Season 2 Episode 30: Music to Milk By

  A cow swallows Eb's radio during a music contest.

• Season 2 Episode 29: Who's Lisa?

  A blow on the head gives Lisa amnesia.

• Season 2 Episode 28: The Vulgar Ring Story

  Lisa reveals the story behind a family heirloom.

• Season 2 Episode 27: Kimball Gets Fired

  Ralph's suitor, Mr. Kimball, loses his job.

• Season 2 Episode 26: Getting Even With Haney

  Oliver represents the Ziffels in a suit against Haney.

• Season 2 Episode 25: The Saucer Season

  Eb sees a UFO.

• Season 2 Episode 24: Lisa's Vegetable Garden

  Lisa's vegetable garden grows more bills than food.

• Season 2 Episode 23: The Beverly Hillbillies

  The town puts on a version of 'The Beverly Hillbillies.'

• Season 2 Episode 22: Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out

  Oliver's letter from Washington sparks speculation.

• Season 2 Episode 21: The Computer Age

  A computer reviews the Douglases' compatibility.

• Season 2 Episode 20: Never Take Your Wife to a Convention

  The Douglases meet a gangster at a farm convention.

• Season 2 Episode 19: It's Human to Be Humane

  Lisa wreaks havoc as the Hooterville humane officer.

• Season 2 Episode 18: Exodus to Bleedswell

  A defense contractor lures Hooterville residents.

• Season 2 Episode 17: It's So Peaceful in the Country

  Oliver's mother finds little peace in the country.

• Season 2 Episode 16: His Honor

  A misunderstanding makes Oliver think he is a judge.

• Season 2 Episode 15: School Days

  Oliver and Lisa enroll in high school.

• Season 2 Episode 14: Never Trust a Little Old Lady

  Oliver seeks a better weather report than the local TV news.

• Season 2 Episode 13: An Old-Fashioned Christmas

  Oliver is determined to have an old-fashioned Christmas, which includes decorating his own tree.

• Season 2 Episode 12: A Square Is Not Round

  Lisa reports a chicken is laying square eggs.

• Season 2 Episode 11: A Home Isn't Built in a Day

  Lisa wants Oliver to finish renovations quickly.

• Season 2 Episode 10: You Ought to Be in Pictures

  Oliver will be the subject of a documentary.

• Season 2 Episode 9: The Hooterville Image

  The farmers object to Oliver's working attire.

• Season 2 Episode 8: Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees

  Oliver explains the facts of life to smitten Eb.

• Season 2 Episode 7: The Good Old Days

  Oliver tells Lisa a tale about a farm wife.

• Season 2 Episode 6: One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing

  Oliver wants his assemblyman to explain a tax bill.

• Season 2 Episode 5: The Ugly Duckling

  Lisa gives Ralph a two-day beauty treatment.

• Season 2 Episode 4: How to See South America by Bus

  Lisa thinks Oliver is interested in a woman farmer.

• Season 2 Episode 3: I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier

  Arnold is drafted.

• Season 2 Episode 2: Water, Water Everywhere

  Haney's new well drains off the Douglas' water.

• Season 2 Episode 1: Wings Over Hooterville

  A pest invades Hooterville's corn crop.

Green Acres: Season 1 (1965 - 1966)

• Season 1 Episode 32: Uncle Ollie

  Oliver's beatnik nephew visits.

• Season 1 Episode 31: Culture

  Lisa brings Leonard Bernstein to Hooterville.

• Season 1 Episode 30: The Rains Came

  Haney sues Oliver over a rainmaking dispute.

• Season 1 Episode 29: Horse? What Horse?

  A horse follows Oliver home, then hides from Lisa.

• Season 1 Episode 28: Send a Boy to College

  Oliver decides to help Eb become a veterinarian.

• Season 1 Episode 27: Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth

  Lisa buys Oliver a fancy tractor for his birthday.

• Season 1 Episode 26: The Ballad of Molly Turgiss

  Oliver composes a folk song about a legendary ghost.

• Season 1 Episode 25: Double Drick

  Oliver's new power line blows, causing chaos.

• Season 1 Episode 24: The Deputy

  Temporary deputy Oliver handcuffs himself to Lisa.

• Season 1 Episode 23: A Pig in a Poke

  Arnold stows away to Oliver's Harvard reunion.

• Season 1 Episode 22: The Day of Decision

  Lisa ponders whether to stay or return to New York.

• Season 1 Episode 21: What's in a Name?

  A man rejects woman carpenter Ralph's advances.

• Season 1 Episode 20: The Price of Apples

  Oliver tries to rush his apple crop to market.

• Season 1 Episode 19: Sprained Ankle, Country Style

  Neighbors visit injured Oliver -- and stay.

• Season 1 Episode 18: Lisa Bakes a Cake

  Nobody answers an ad for Oliver's legal skills.

• Season 1 Episode 17: I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman

  Oliver fails the musical test to be a firefighter.

• Season 1 Episode 16: Give Me Land, Lots of Land

  Lisa thinks a land purchase includes a house.

• Season 1 Episode 15: How to Enlarge a Bedroom

  An inspector condemns a remodeled bedroom job.

• Season 1 Episode 14: What Happened in Scranton?

  Lisa causes a flap when she opens a beauty parlor.

• Season 1 Episode 13: The Wedding Anniversary

  Oliver forgets how many years he has been married.

• Season 1 Episode 12: Lisa Has a Calf

  The Douglases hide their cow's pregnancy from Haney.

• Season 1 Episode 11: Parity Begins at Home

  Oliver's plans for an all-wheat crop hit a snag.

• Season 1 Episode 10: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

  Oliver's new phone hangs outside his bedroom window.

• Season 1 Episode 9: You Can't Plug in a 2 With a 6

  The wheat crop and the generator both fizzle out.

• Season 1 Episode 8: Lisa the Helpmate

  Scientific tests show abnormalities in Oliver's soil.

• Season 1 Episode 7: Neighborliness

  The neighbors pitch in to help Oliver plow his fields.

• Season 1 Episode 6: Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?

  Haney winds up with the Douglases' furniture.

• Season 1 Episode 5: My Husband the Rooster Renter

  Oliver rents a rooster to wake him in the morning.

• Season 1 Episode 4: The Best Laid Plans

  Rumors say Lisa has left Oliver.

• Season 1 Episode 3: The Decorator

  Oliver and Lisa hire a decorator.

• Season 1 Episode 2: Lisa's First Day on the Farm

  The Douglases arrive at their ramshackle farm.

• Season 1 Episode 1: Oliver Buys a Farm

  A big-city lawyer and his elegant wife buy a farm.