God Almighty Episode Guide

Episode Guide

• Season 1 Episode 8: Phill Jupitus

  Clive Anderson asks comedian Phill Jupitus to explain why he'd aim to be a bear of a god, playing tricks on the populace but happy to help out when necessary. He'd give everyone wings and make them eat honey in Heaven, while relocating the island of Ibiza to the Essex coast : but would the world sit up and take notice of his commandments, which include 'use the force'? Last in series

• Season 1 Episode 7: Hugh Laurie

  Actor, author and comedian Hugh Laurie sets out his personal agenda for Creation, giving his views on cats and dogs, France and the despair provoked by a baggage carousel. Clive Anderson hosts

• Season 1 Episode 6: Michael Winner

  Notorious film-maker and restaurant critic Michael Winner outlines his personal plans for Creation, presenting his own thoughts on how to cure congestion on the capital's roads and what to do about ugly architecture in the ever-encroaching city

• Season 1 Episode 5: Griff Rhys Jones

  Griff Rhys Jones sets out his personal agenda for Creation, giving his unique thoughts on endangered species, vegetables and babies, before envisioning the Garden of Eden in the capable hands of Alan Titchmarsh and Charlie Dimmock

• Season 1 Episode 4: Rich Hall

  American comedian Rich Halls reveals what he would do to shake things up if he were granted ultimate power, reversing the ageing process, introducing a system of fines to help pay for sins, helping George W Bush with his geography and going on tour to perform miracles for the faithful

• Season 1 Episode 3: Esther Rantzen

  Would-be goddess Esther Rantzen describes how she would revolutionise the universe should she ever be granted ultimate power. Her ideas include swapping Russia with Australia, breeding elephants with dogs and introducing Hell on Earth for miscreants

• Season 1 Episode 2: Neil Morrissey

  Clive Anderson invites Neil Morrissey to describe the ways in which he would revolutionise the universe were he an all-powerful deity. Ideas include improved, Star Trek-style transport, innovative ways of ridding the Earth of troublesome insects and allowing animals to take revenge on humanity by eating people for a day. Plus, his thoughts on the nature of Heaven as a tropical paradise are revealed

• Season 1 Episode 1: Mark Lamarr

  Clive Anderson hosts a tongue-in-cheek chat show, asking his guests to imagine what they would do should they ever find themselves in ultimate control of the universe. The first to revel in the potential power is comedian Mark Lamarr, who reveals his unique blueprint for the world