Family Guy

Season 7 - Family Guy

• Season 7 Episode 16: Three Kings (2009) Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works.
• Season 7 Episode 15: Peter's Progress (2009) Next on: Tomorrow at 6:00pm PDT - WAGA (FOX) Peter has a palm reading and discovers he led a past life as a gentleman in 17th-century England, where the fearsome King Stewart III reigned. He learns how he tried to win the heart of Lady Redbush by following her to the newly founded American colony of Quahog. With the voice of Seth MacFarlane
• Season 7 Episode 14: We Love You Conrad (2009) Next on: Sunday 12th July 6:00pm PDT - WAGA (FOX) Brian is devastated to learn his former girlfriend is getting married - but when he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad, he begins to think she is his perfect match
• Season 7 Episode 13: Stew-Roids (2009) Stewie hits the gym after he is beaten up by Susie Swanson, but he is unaware Peter is giving him something extra to help build his muscles. Meanwhile, a girl's popularity at school begins to wane when she dates Chris
• Season 7 Episode 12: 420 (2009) Brian is arrested when he is caught in possession of marijuana, prompting him to begin a campaign for the drug to be legalised. However, when Mayor West passes the law it leads to the townsfolk becoming addicted to the substance
• Season 7 Episode 11: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (2009) Meg becomes deeply religious and tries to convert Brian from atheism. Meanwhile, after visiting a convention with the family, Stewie kidnaps all the cast members of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him
• Season 7 Episode 10: FOX-y Lady (2009) Next on: Tomorrow at 8:00pm PDT - Cartoon Network Lois gets a job at Fox News and is assigned to file a report on a liberal film-maker. However, she finds herself in trouble when her story implicates a conservative radio host
• Season 7 Episode 9: The Juice Is Loose (2009) Peter finds an old raffle ticket that entitles him to play golf with OJ Simpson. After becoming friends, Peter brings him home to meet the family - but the people of Quahog are not happy with the presence of the former running back
• Season 7 Episode 8: Family Gay (2009) Peter participates in a medical experiment to make some money to pay off his debts and is turned into a homosexual. When he begins a relationship with another man, Lois and the family are left broken-hearted, but realise his happiness is important
• Season 7 Episode 7: Ocean's Three and a Half (2009) Bonnie gives birth to a daughter named Susie but Joe finds himself $20,000 in debt to a bookie after paying for the medical bills. Meanwhile, Stewie goes to extreme lengths when he falls in love
• Season 7 Episode 6: Tales of Third Grade Nothing (2008) Peter is forced to return to third grade to try and qualify for a promotion at work. Brian opens a bar with Frank SInatra Jr, where they employ Stewie to make it popular. Animation following the misadventures of America's disaster-prone Griffin family
• Season 7 Episode 5: Man With Two Brians (2008) Peter brings home a new dog, which the Griffins love, prompting Brian to leave. However, the latest family pet crosses the line when it becomes too friendly with Stewie's favourite toy. Animation following the misadventures of America's disaster-prone Griffin family
• Season 7 Episode 4: Baby Not on Board (2008) When Peter wins free petrol for a year, a road trip to the Grand Canyon is suggested. Despite careful preparation and packing, the family manages to leave Stewie behind and has to race back to Quahog to retrieve him
• Season 7 Episode 3: Road to Germany (2008) Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.
• Season 7 Episode 2: I Dream of Jesus (2008) When Peter becomes obsessed with 1963 hit song 'Surfin' Bird' by the Trashmen, Brian and Stewie go on a mission to destroy every last copy. Their search leads them to a record store in Quahog, which results in them bumping into Jesus - who has important news for them
• Season 7 Episode 1: Love Blacktually (2008) New series. Cleveland steals the girl of Brian's dreams from under his nose, so the dog determines to do whatever it takes to win back Carolyn - even if it means involving Cleveland's former wife

Season 6 - Family Guy

• Season 6 Episode 12: Long John Peter (2008) In the last episode of the hit US animated series, Peter begins acting like a pirate after stealing a parrot, and recruits a crew of like-minded would-be buccaneers to raise havoc all over Quahog. Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with a veterinary intern named Anna. Guest starring Amanda Bynes
• Season 6 Episode 11: Former Life of Brian (2008) Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, seeks out a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, she reveals that he fathered her son Dylan, and drops the boy off at the Griffin's house. However, Brian's attitude towards parenting leaves Lois and Peter ill at ease with the latest addition to the family
• Season 6 Episode 10: Play It Again, Brian (2008) Next on: Monday 13th July 5:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, and invites Peter and Lois to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing holiday. While there, Peter's drinking habits interfere with his relationship with his long-suffering wife, and when the couple fall out after a row, Brian finds his self restraint faltering
• Season 6 Episode 9: Back to the Woods (2008) James Woods returns to Quahog with revenge on his mind. The actor gets his breakthrough when he finds Peter's wallet at a Barry Manilow concert and proceeds to steal his identity, as well as his family
• Season 6 Episode 8: McStroke (2008) Next on: Tuesday 7th July 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast-food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast-food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.
• Season 6 Episode 7: Peter's Daughter (2007) Next on: Monday 13th July 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Meg ends up in hospital in a coma after Quahog is hit by a devastating flood. When she wakes to see an attractive medical student tending her, she attempts to secure his affections. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter becomes determined to drive her sweetheart away - until a shocking secret is revealed
• Season 6 Episode 6: Padre de Familia (2007) Peter's plans to form an anti-immigration group are quickly put on hold when he discovers that he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalisation test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is legitimate, he is forced to work for Carter as a landscaper, and becomes a campaigner for immigration rights
• Season 6 Episode 5: Lois Kills Stewie (2007) Part two of two. As Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog, Lois - previously presumed to be dead - returns to identify her would-be killer. Meanwhile, hell-bent on domination, Stewie takes extreme action to regain the title of supreme ruler of the world
• Season 6 Episode 4: Stewie Kills Lois (2007) Lois and Peter decide to treat themselves to a cruise, and Stewie's jealousy at being left behind rekindles his matricidal tendancies. However, when a sceptical Brian challenges the maniacal infant to make good on his homicidal schemes, Stewie's fantasies become a deadly reality
• Season 6 Episode 3: Believe It or Not Joe's Walking on Air (2007) Joe begins to feel his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, and decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe takes up extreme sports, ditching his current friends for more active ones, and inciting the wrath of a jilted Peter
• Season 6 Episode 2: Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (2007) When Brian decides to move in with Jillian, Stewie joins them to help pay the rent, but tries to interfere with the couple's relationship. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at a local convenience store, and Meg finds herself doing the hard work when the manager selects her brother as his favourite
• Season 6 Episode 1: Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2 (2007) Feature length episode kicking off a new series of the hit American animation. When the Griffins are stuck indoors during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a homespun yarn not dissimilar to classic space opera Star Wars. Acting out scenes from Episode IV: A New Hope, each of the family members takes a corresponding role in the story, with Peter as the heroic scoundrel Han Solo, and masochistic baby Stewie becoming Darth Vader

Season 5 - Family Guy

• Season 5 Episode 18: Meet the Quagmires (2007) Next on: Tomorrow at 7:30pm PDT - Cartoon Network Death grants Peter his wish to go back in time to 1984, but only for one night. Breaking a date with Lois, he decides to hang out with a famous actress. On his return to the present, he discovers his changes to the timeline have had lasting repercussions. Last in series
• Season 5 Episode 17: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (2007) Lois runs for mayor, but is only successful after dumbing down her political views to appeal to the electorate. However, the power of her office soon corrupts her and she begins to accept bribes to buy expensive things for herself. Meanwhile, Peter enjoys all the perks his status as 'first lady' of Quahog brings him
• Season 5 Episode 16: No Chris Left Behind (2007) The principal of Chris's school attempts to improve the establishment's test scores by expelling their worst pupils, and Lois is outraged when her son is the first student to get the chop. Round four begins of Peter's fight with a man dressed as a giant chicken - but the pair soon realise they have no idea why they're actually quarrelling
• Season 5 Episode 15: Boys Do Cry (2007) The residents of Quahog become convinced Stewie is possessed by the Devil, forcing the Griffins to flee to Texas and move in with Lois's sister. The malevolent baby then dresses up as a girl to avoid suspicions about his true identity and enters a local beauty pageant
• Season 5 Episode 14: No Meals on Wheels (2007) Next on: Monday 6th July 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System The Griffins buy a restaurant after they find a valuable old coin under the carpet. However, the establishment does not enjoy much success until Joe invites some of his disabled friends along - bringing Peter's prejudices to the fore
• Season 5 Episode 13: Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (2007) Peter injures himself while helping Bill Clinton change a tyre and the former president decides to cheer him up. However, when Lois confronts the pair about their new partying lifestyle, she ends up sleeping with her husband's persuasive new friend
• Season 5 Episode 12: Airport '07 (2007) Next on: Tuesday 14th July 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter decides to buy a pickup truck and become a redneck after seeing a comedy show. However, his new lifestyle has serious consequences when he steals fuel from a plane and causes Quagmire to lose his job. Hugh Hefner guest stars
• Season 5 Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2007) Stewie becomes convinced he has skin cancer after he falls asleep on a tanning bed and finds a mole on his stomach. Chris discovers rival paper boy Kyle has stolen one of his customers - so Peter beats him up
• Season 5 Episode 10: Peter's Two Dads (2007) Peter discovers his mother had an affair with a man while on holiday in Ireland 40 years ago, so he heads off to the country to search for his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie develops a love of abuse when Lois punishes him for being selfish
• Season 5 Episode 9: Road to Rupert (2007) Brian accidentally sells Stewie's favourite teddy bear when the Griffins have a yard sale, so the dog and baby embark on an epic journey to Colorado to reclaim the toy from the buyer. Meanwhile, Joe is forced to revoke Peter's driving licence when an elaborate car stunt goes badly wrong
• Season 5 Episode 8: Barely Legal (2006) Peter volunteers for the police force when the Mayor of Quahog orders the town's law enforcement officers to go to Cartagena in Colombia after watching the film Romancing the Stone. Meanwhile, Brian's efforts to help Meg find a date for the school prom backfire when she becomes obsessed with him
• Season 5 Episode 7: Chick Cancer (2006) Stewie falls in love when he attends a child actress's last personal appearance at the Quahog mall, but is unhappy to discover she does not feel the same way. Meanwhile, Lois makes Peter watch some 'chick flicks', and is less than impressed when he films his own take on the genre. Drew Barrymore guests
• Season 5 Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears (2006) Lois becomes the sex education teacher at Chris's school, but faces the wrath of parents when they learn she is not advising pupils to refrain from sexual activity. Stewie sets out to hunt down the tooth fairy
• Season 5 Episode 5: Whistle While Your Wife Works (2006) Peter's performance at work suffers after he injures his hand in a fireworks accident, so Lois volunteers to help him out. Meanwhile, Brian tells Stewie he is dating someone, but the baby ridicules him when he discovers it is an attractive but unintelligent woman. Featuring the voice of Drew Barrymore
• Season 5 Episode 4: Saving Private Brian (2006) Peter and Lois attempt to get Chris interested in other activities when he reveals he wants to join the Army, while Stewie decides to enlist himself and Brian after he sees the guns he can get his hands on. With the guest voices of Macaulay Culkin and Louis Gossett Jnr
• Season 5 Episode 3: Hell Comes to Quahog (2006) Peter leads a protest against a retail corporation when the construction of an electricity-hoarding shopping centre in Quahog puts a strain on local businesses and causes a heatwave in the town
• Season 5 Episode 2: Mother Tucker (2006) Peter is devastated when his parents get a divorce, but soon begins to warm to his mother's new newsreader boyfriend and reverts to being a child again. Meanwhile, Brian is offered his own radio show
• Season 5 Episode 1: Stewie Loves Lois (2006) New series. Stewie's favourite teddy bear is ruined by a dog, but Lois' efforts to repair it lead him to become attached to her. Meanwhile, Peter goes to the doctor's for a flu vaccine, but goes into a state of shock when the practitioner decides to perform a prostate exam

Season 4 - Family Guy

• Season 4 Episode 30: Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure (2006) Part three of three. Stewie discovers what his life is like in the future and is stunned to learn he is a 35-year-old virgin who lives in a disorderly hotel. The baby's plan to help his older self to turn his life around also misfires, leading the child to attempt to go back in time. Last in series
• Season 4 Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh (2006) Part two of three. Stewie tries to find the man he believes to be his biological father after seeing him on TV, only to discover the stranger is in fact his future self - on holiday in present-day San Francisco. Featuring the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green
• Season 4 Episode 28: Stewie B Goode (2006) Part one of three. A brush with death scares Stewie into trying to be nice to the family, but his efforts fail miserably and he ends up becoming an alcoholic. Meanwhile, Peter lands a job on a TV news channel
• Season 4 Episode 27: Untitled Griffin Family History (2006) The Griffins hide in a panic room when burglars break into the house. While they are trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell the family all about their history - including the stories of Nate Griffin, Hitler's half-brother and their cavemen ancestors
• Season 4 Episode 26: Petergeist (2006) Peter tries to build a multiplex to rival Joe's home theatre system but disturbs an Indian burial ground by taking a skull from the site. Stewie gets trapped in the TV and a series of spooky events follows when the restless spirits decide to take their revenge
• Season 4 Episode 25: You May Now Kiss the, Uh, Guy Who Receives (2006) Brian's cousin Jasper announces he is to tie the knot with his boyfriend and the Griffins' house is to be the venue. However, Mayor West bans gay marriage in an attempt to cover up a scandal. Lois and Peter question their views on the subject and Chris joins his school's Young Republicans Club to impress a girl
• Season 4 Episode 24: Peterotica (2006) Peter reads an erotic novel and decides he can write a better one. However, Carter is sued after publishing the book on tape, and loses all his money, prompting his wife to run away with media mogul Ted Turner, and forcing him to live like a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie decides to train for the Olympics
• Season 4 Episode 23: Deep Throats (2006) Meg becomes Mayor West's intern and promptly falls in love with him - but Brian resolves to prove he is corrupt. Meanwhile, a local talent show inspires Peter and Lois to turn to drugs in a misguided attempt to relive their days as folk singers
• Season 4 Episode 22: Sibling Rivalry (2006) Pete has a vasectomy and loses interest in Lois, causing her to pile on the pounds. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram is born and a battle ensues for control of the playground
• Season 4 Episode 21: I Take Thee Quagmire (2006) Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a housemaid for the week. Quagmire becomes instantly smitten with her and proposes. However, his innate bachelor tendencies soon resurface, and he resorts to desperate measures to escape the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois tries to wean Stepwise off breast-feeding
• Season 4 Episode 20: Patriot Games (2006) A chance encounter with quarterback Tom Brady at his high school reunion lands Peter a place on the New England Patriots team - but success goes to his head and threatens to end his new career. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie. Tom Brady, Carol Channing, Bob Costas and Jay Leno provide their own voices
• Season 4 Episode 19: Brian Sings and Swings (2006) Brian has a brush with death when Peter runs him over, but cheers himself up by fulfilling his potential as a singer and performing nightly gigs with guest star Frank Sinatra Jnr. Meanwhile, Meg finally finds a friend who accepts her when she becomes acquainted with a lesbian
• Season 4 Episode 18: The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz (2005) Peter's dad visits and tries to impose his Catholic beliefs on the family, so his son reacts by forming a new religion - dedicated to his favourite Happy Days character, the Fonz. Meanwhile, a mishap leaves a disgruntled Stewie stuck in a bubble
• Season 4 Episode 17: The Fat Guy Strangler (2005) Lois discovers she has a brother and takes the family across the country to meet him - only to find he's in a mental institution. Convinced he's sane, she invites him to live with the Griffins, but when a fat man is strangled in Quahog all fingers point at the obvious suspect. Featuring the voice of Robert Downey Jnr
• Season 4 Episode 16: The Courtship of Stewie's Father (2005) Next on: Thursday 16th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Lois thinks Stewie is attempting to kill her because he is not spending enough time with his father. She tells Peter to make an effort to bond with the youngster - leading to a theme park outing that ends in disaster
• Season 4 Episode 15: Brian Goes Back to College (2005) Next on: Wednesday 15th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Brian gets a job with prestigious magazine the New Yorker, but it is not long before his new employers discover he did not graduate from college, and promptly fires him. Filled with a burning desire to vindicate himself, he resolves to finish his education
• Season 4 Episode 14: PTV (2005) Next on: Tuesday 14th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Irate at the censoring of his favourite TV shows, Peter launches his own channel and begins broadcasting from the Griffin home - but falls foul of the authorities, who take exception to his liberal agenda. Meanwhile, Stewie finds Osama bin Laden. Part of Family Guy Night
• Season 4 Episode 13: Jungle Love (2005) Next on: Monday 13th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Chris runs away to South America to avoid a painful high school initiation ceremony, and is soon joined by his father, who has grown weary of his job at the beer factory. The pair are treated like gods by tribesmen, but soon realise they can't escape their problems forever
• Season 4 Episode 12: Perfect Castaway (2005) Next on: Monday 6th July 5:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe go on a fishing trip, only to encounter rough seas and end up stranded on a desert island. Convinced she is now a widow, Lois tries to put her grief behind her and start a new life. Part of Family Guy Night
• Season 4 Episode 11: Peter's Got Woods (2005) Next on: Thursday 9th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Brian embarks on a relationship with a schoolteacher, causing him to neglect Peter - who responds by befriending actor James Woods instead. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes so agitated by The Da Vinci Code that he finds himself unable to sleep
• Season 4 Episode 10: Model Misbehaviour (2005) Next on: Wednesday 8th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Lois fulfils a lifelong ambition of becoming a model, much to the displeasure of her husband and father. Meanwhile, Brian works for Stewie's marketing company to pay for the treatment of his embarrassing problem
• Season 4 Episode 9: Breaking Out is Hard to Do (2005) Next on: Tuesday 7th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Lois is sent to prison for persistent shoplifting, plunging the family into such disarray that Peter feels obliged to help her escape. Forced to live as fugitives, they take refuge in 'Asian Town' - where Joe eventually tracks them down
• Season 4 Episode 8: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (2005) Next on: Monday 6th July 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Peter runs up a massive bill at the pharmacy and decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans to help pay it back - much to their son Neil's delight. However, the boy's new girlfriend soon becomes jealous when he starts dating someone else, despite having stalked Meg for months. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with his new babysitter
• Season 4 Episode 7: Brian the Bachelor (2005) Brian is selected to appear on TV dating show The Bachelorette, but ends up falling for the star and pursues her after the cameras have been switched off. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty case of acne which gets him into trouble by encouraging him to do bad deeds
• Season 4 Episode 6: Petarded (2005) Peter's attempt to prove he is a genius leads to his being classed as mentally challenged - a development he is quick to use to his advantage. Meanwhile, Lois is taken to hospital suffering from burns, leaving Cleveland to look after the children
• Season 4 Episode 5: The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (2005) Peter learns Loretta is having an affair and decides to tell Cleveland - whose response proves disappointingly low-key. Meanwhile, Joe almost dies during a game of charades, prompting Lois to make the family take first-aid classes. Featuring the guest voice of former wrestler Randy Savage
• Season 4 Episode 4: Don't Make Me Over (2005) Meg becomes convinced she is unattractive to boys, so Lois takes her for the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys - and his efforts result in the entire family appearing on Saturday Night Live
• Season 4 Episode 3: Blind Ambition (2005) Mort and Quagmire both notch up notable achievements, making Peter feel he ought to do something he can be proud of. He decides to set the world record for eating coins - but does not count on the dangers of nickel poisoning
• Season 4 Episode 2: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr High (2005) Chris falls in love with new teacher Mrs Lockhart - who takes advantage of his naive infatuation by luring him into a scheme to kill her unsuspecting husband. Meanwhile, Brian takes a job as a substitute teacher and is put in charge of a remedial class. With the guest voice of Drew Barrymore
• Season 4 Episode 1: North by North Quahog (2005) Next on: Tuesday 14th July 5:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon in an attempt to put the spark back into their marriage, but they run into an angry Mel Gibson near Mount Rushmore. Meanwhile, Chris gets into trouble for having alcohol at a school dance - despite protesting it was not his

Season 3 - Family Guy

• Season 3 Episode 22: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (2003) A Jewish accountant recovers the money Peter was conned out of spending on volcano insurance, prompting the family guy to try to convert Chris to Judaism so he will do better at school. However, plans for a quick bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are soon foiled. Last in the series
• Season 3 Episode 21: Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 (2002) A trio of stories inspired by viewers' letters, in which Peter loses his bones and ends up in a squishy heap, the Griffins gain super powers - much to the neighbourhood's astonishment - and Peter appears with his pals as the Little Rascals
• Season 3 Episode 20: European Road Trip (2002) Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favourite TV show, but ends up taking a detour to Saudi Arabia. Meanwhile, Lois embarrasses Peter at a rock concert. With the guest voices of rock band Kiss
• Season 3 Episode 19: Stuck Together, Torn Apart (2002) Peter is mortified to find out Lois is meeting an old boyfriend and struggles to contain his jealousy. Meanwhile, when Brian and Stewie are accidentally stuck together with strong industrial adhesive, the pair are forced to hold hands and spend all their time together
• Season 3 Episode 18: From Method to Madness (2002) Peter and Lois are horrified to find Meg is going out with a naturist. Meanwhile, Stewie enrols at the local drama school and shows promise - but his chances of success are compromised by rivalry with an ambitious fellow student
• Season 3 Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows (2002) Brian is convicted of drink-driving and has to look after a cantankerous old woman as part of his community service. As their relationship develops, she reveals intriguing details of her past. Meanwhile, a swallow builds its nest in Peter's newly grown beard
• Season 3 Episode 16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) Next on: Thursday 9th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) The Griffins somehow manage to celebrate Christmas, even though Lois's well-laid holiday plans fall apart, and Stewie convinces himself there really is a Santa Claus. With the guest voice of Gene Simmons
• Season 3 Episode 15: Ready, Willing and Disabled (2001) Peter tries to rebuild a dispirited Joe's self-confidence by helping him train for the decathlon at the Paralympics - a daunting task made easier by the occasional discreet dose of steroids. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg argue over $26 they find at a charity car wash
• Season 3 Episode 14: Peter Griffin - Husband, Father, Brother? (2001) Peter discovers he has an African-American ancestor, and his attempts to embrace his new-found heritage end with his demanding reparations from Lois's family. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to find out how cheerleaders control men's minds
• Season 3 Episode 13: S****** the Pooch (2001) The family visits Lois's parents, where Peter thinks he may finally be winning the approval of his father-in-law - until Brian falls in love with the Pewterschmidts' dog Sea Breeze and allows his heart to lead him into trouble
• Season 3 Episode 12: To Live and Die in Dixie (2001) When Chris sees a convenience store being robbed and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into witness protection and forced to move to a backwoods town in the South. Animated adventures, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green
• Season 3 Episode 11: Emission Impossible (2001) The Griffins go to visit Lois's heavily pregnant sister and help deliver her baby, who catches them off guard by putting in a premature appearance. Exhilarated at the experience, they decide to try for another child of their own - but Stewie is horrified at the idea and tries every trick in the book to keep them apart
• Season 3 Episode 10: Fish Out of Water (2001) Next on: Monday 6th July 6:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Lois shows Meg how to have fun during the spring break, while Peter tries his hand at commercial fishing. Animated adventures following the misfortunes of a New England family
• Season 3 Episode 9: Mr Saturday Knight (2001) Peter loses his job and decides to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a travelling Renaissance Fair. Unfortunately, he soon finds himself forced to fight a duel against the resident jousting champion. With the voice of guest star Will Ferrell
• Season 3 Episode 8: The Kiss Seen Around the World (2001) Meg lands a job at the local TV station, only to suffer the humiliation of having her first kiss broadcast to hordes of viewers. Meanwhile, Stewie plots an appropriate revenge on the miscreant who stole his tricycle
• Season 3 Episode 7: Lethal Weapons (2001) Next on: Tuesday 7th July 5:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Lois becomes a black belt in the martial art of tae-jitsu, which she uses to chase away New York tourists watching the leaves fall in Quahog. However, her new-found violent side soon infects the whole Griffin household, leading to an all-out family brawl
• Season 3 Episode 6: Death Lives (2001) Peter is struck by lightning and hovers on the brink of death. In his state of limbo he experiences flashbacks that make him realise he should pay more attention to his beloved wife. At the same time, he arranges a date for Death with the girl from the pet shop. Peter Frampton guest stars
• Season 3 Episode 5: And the Wiener Is (2001) Meg tries to get friendly with the in-crowd at school, but soon becomes the target of their cruel mockery. Peter competes against Chris in a variety of winter pursuits, including a skating race and the unusual 'kitchenware on face and head' contest - but there is a surprise in store for him
• Season 3 Episode 4: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (2001) Next on: Tuesday 7th July 5:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System A hurricane sweeps through Quahog and damages the Drunken Clam - which is then bought at a knock-down price by an opportunistic expatriate Brit who angers the locals by turning it into an English themed pub. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to teach the new landlord's three-year-old daughter how to speak proper English
• Season 3 Episode 3: Mr Griffin Goes to Washington (2001) Next on: Monday 13th July 6:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter's Happy-Go-Lucky Toys company is bought by a tobacco firm, which uses the products to get children addicted to cigarettes. Stewie then takes up smoking, forcing his father to review his beliefs, even though he enjoys the perks of being the conglomerate's new president
• Season 3 Episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood (2001) Part two of two. Brian moves into his cousin Jasper's Hollywood apartment and tries to start a career in directing. Things are a little slow taking off, and he spends some time washing cars and working as a waiter to make ends meet. When his break finally comes, it's not quite what he had in mind
• Season 3 Episode 1: The Thin White Line (2001) Part one of two. Brian is awarded a prestigious job as a sniffer dog for the Quahog police department, only to suffer the embarrassment of becoming addicted to cocaine and referred to a rehabilitation clinic

Season 2 - Family Guy

• Season 2 Episode 21: Fore Father (2000) Peter is dismayed to realise Chris is utterly irresponsible, and tries to rectify matters by getting him a job at the local golf course, hoping he will benefit from being entrusted with regular adult duties. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green
• Season 2 Episode 20: Wasted Talent (2000) Next on: Today at 5:30pm PDT - WDCW (CW) Peter and his friends go on an extended drinking binge in a bid to win a tour around the local brewery - but their bad behaviour lands them in trouble with owner Pawtucket Pat, who bears more than a passing resemblance to Willy Wonka. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane
• Season 2 Episode 19: The Story on Page One (2000) Peter tries to help Meg in her bid to become a reporter for the school newspaper by writing an article falsely claiming actor Luke Perry, who guest stars as himself, is gay. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a device that brings Chris under his power. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Mila Kunis
• Season 2 Episode 18: E Peterbus Unum (2000) Next on: Today at 4:30pm PDT - KTLA (CW) Peter learns his house on Spooner Street is not officially a part of the United States, and decides to take drastic action - by establishing his own country and declaring war on America. Stewie is thrilled when several dictators turn up to show their support, but Lois soon becomes enraged
• Season 2 Episode 17: He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000) Chris grows increasingly uncomfortable with his weight and visits a cosmetic surgeon, intent on liposuction. However, Peter surprises the family by having the operation himself - and his new appearance causes him to become vain and self-obsessed. Animated comedy starring Seth Green and Seth MacFarlane
• Season 2 Episode 16: There's Something About Paulie (2000) Peter gets on the wrong side of socially inept gangster Big Fat Paulie, leading Lois to become the target of a hitman. The Griffins visit the Mob boss on the day of his daughter's wedding, in the hope that he will call off the killing. Animated comedy, guest starring Michael Chiklis
• Season 2 Episode 15: Dammit Janet (2000) Next on: Thursday 16th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Stewie experiences the traumas of young live when a girl at the day-care centre steals his heart. Meanwhile, Peter persuades Lois to become an air flight attendant after Quagmire alerts him to the benefits of free flights for the family of airline employees. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane
• Season 2 Episode 14: Let's Go to the Hop (2000) Next on: Friday 10th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) A new drug craze hits town, prompting Peter to assume the guise of new student Lando Griffin to eradicate the problem at Meg's school, where he extols the virtues of clean living with a song-and-dance routine inspired by 'Grease'. Animated adventure, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Mila Kunis
• Season 2 Episode 13: Road to Rhode Island (2000) Next on: Tuesday 14th July 6:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Brian goes to collect Stewie from Lois's parents' house in Palm Springs - but the duo lose their plane tickets in an airport bar and find themselves with no choice but to stow away on board a train back to Quahog. Meanwhile, the Griffins try to spice up their marriage
• Season 2 Episode 12: 15 Minutes of Shame (2000) Next on: Wednesday 15th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Meg grows tired of being constantly embarrassed by her family and secretly books them to appear on Diane Simmons' warts-and-all daytime talk show - where they prove so popular that the network offers them their own reality TV series. Animated comedy, starring Mila Kunis and Lori Alan
• Season 2 Episode 11: A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks (2000) Next on: Tuesday 14th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Peter grows determined to make his mark on the world when he meets a boy he used to tease at school, who now owns a famous amusement park. Meanwhile, a New York gallery owner spots Chris's artistic potential, opening the door to fame and fortune. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green
• Season 2 Episode 10: Running Mates (1999) Lois runs for the position of school board president but refuses to overturn a decision to sack Peter's favourite teacher - prompting him to compete in the election and launch a smear campaign against his wife. Animated comedy, starring Alex Borstein and Seth MacFarlane
• Season 2 Episode 9: If I'm Lyin', I'm Dyin' (2000) Peter claims Chris is dying in an attempt to persuade a publicity-hungry TV executive to put his favourite police drama show Gumbel2Gumbel back on the air. As news spreads of the youngster's 'illness', well-wishers mount a candlelit vigil outside the house. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green
• Season 2 Episode 8: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (2000) Next on: Monday 6th July 5:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter gets in touch with his feminine instincts when he is sued for sexual harassment and faces the wrath of feminist lawyer Gloria Ironbachs. Lois is left unsure how to deal with her newly sensitive husband and turns to Quagmire for help. Animated comedy, starring Seth MacFarlane
• Season 2 Episode 7: The King Is Dead (2000) Next on: Monday 6th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Lois becomes a theatre director and decides to stage The King and I as her first production. However, Peter soon ends up taking over the production and replaces Loretta with Diane Simmons in the lead role, much to his wife's chagrin. Animated comedy, starring Alex Borstein
• Season 2 Episode 6: Death Is a B**** (2000) Peter ends up in hospital following a health scare. After preparing to meet his maker, he discovers his biggest complaint is a massive bill - so he claims to be dead to avoid paying the fee. However, his ploy backfires when Death turns up on the Griffins' doorstep
• Season 2 Episode 5: Love Thy Trophy (2000) Peter teams up with Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire to win the coveted Golden Clam award for their Harvest Festival pageant based on 'the episode of Who's the Boss where Tony sees Angela naked in the shower' - but the prize soon comes between the old buddies. Meanwhile, Stewie is taken into care
• Season 2 Episode 4: Brian in Love (2000) Next on: Tuesday 7th July 3:00pm PDT - WPIX (CW) A spate of accidents around the house leads Lois to believe it's time Stewie began potty-training, much to the matricidal infant's chagrin. However, Brian is soon revealed as the true culprit - and his therapist attributes the problem to the erudite dog's love for his best friend's wife
• Season 2 Episode 3: Da Boom (1999) Next on: Tuesday 7th July 6:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Civilisation is destroyed in a millennial apocalypse, but the Griffins miraculously survive and set out to find the only structure left standing - the Twinkie factory. En route, Stewie is kidnapped by a band of mutants. With guest appearances by Dallas veterans Patrick Duffy and Victoria Principal
• Season 2 Episode 2: Holy Crap (1999) Peter's workaholic father moves in, and immediately begins to take over the entire household, telling the children which TV shows they can watch, giving Lois unwanted advice on parenting and generally ordering everyone around
• Season 2 Episode 1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (1999) Lois's wealthy aunt dies, leaving the Griffins her Rhode Island holiday home - but the family feel uneasy living in the luxury of Cherrywood Manor. Peter takes lessons to become a debonair gentleman and ends up inadvertently giving away his new-found wealth. Animated comedy, with the voices of Alex Borstein and Seth MacFarlane

Season 1 - Family Guy

• Season 1 Episode 7: Brian: Portrait of a Dog (1999) A heatwave hits Quahog and Peter hits on the idea of entering Brian into a dog show to win the money to buy a new air-conditioning unit. However, the erudite canine is thoroughly embarrassed by his old friend's behaviour and runs away from home - only to find himself hauled off to the pound and sentenced to death
• Season 1 Episode 6: The Son Also Draws (1999) The family sets out on a trip to New York in a bid to win back Chris's place in a Scout group, but Peter takes a wrong turn en route and ends up at a Native American casino - where Lois soon becomes obsessed with the slot machines. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth Green and Seth MacFarlane
• Season 1 Episode 5: A Hero Sits Next Door (1999) The Swanson family moves in next door to the Griffins, and Peter spots a chance to impress his boss by signing up newcomer Joe to the company's softball team. However, he is stunned to learn his new neighbour is a wheelchair user and feels humiliated by his sporting prowess
• Season 1 Episode 4: Mind Over Murder (1999) Peter is placed under house arrest and fills his time by turning the basement into a bar - where Lois soon finds fame as the resident singer. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to build a time machine in a bid to avoid teething pain. Animated comedy, with the voices of Alex Borstein and Seth MacFarlane
• Season 1 Episode 3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang (1999) Meg is thrilled to make a new friend, unaware she's a member of a suicide cult. Peter inadvertently cancels Lois's plans for Stewie's first birthday party and has to go to great lengths to make alternative arrangements, while the matricidal baby faces off with the mysterious 'man in white'
• Season 1 Episode 2: I Never Met the Dead Man (1999) Peter unwittingly destroys the city's TV transmitter, and persuades Meg to take the blame by promising to buy her a car. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device in a misguided bid to rid the world of broccoli
• Season 1 Episode 1: Death Has a Shadow (1999) Next on: Tuesday 14th July 5:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter loses his job at the Happy Go Lucky toy factory following a late night at a stag party, but the blow is cushioned by an unexpected windfall in the form of a massive welfare payout. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green

Season Special - Family Guy

• Season Special : 100th Episode Special (2007) A tribute in preparation for the show's 100th episode, featuring some of the best moments, including satirical spoofs, jokes and musical numbers
• Season Special : The Best Episode So Far A repeat of the best episode so far, chosen to celebrate the 100th edition of the animation show
• Season Special : Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story No synopsis available.

• 

  Family Guy - Freakin' Party Pack

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Giftset

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - The Freakin' Sweet Collection

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - The Freakin' Sweet Collection

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 1: Seasons 1 & 2

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 1: Seasons 1 & 2

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 2: Season 3

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 2: Season 3

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 3

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 4

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 5

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy - Volume 7

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story/P.C.U.

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story/Super Troopers

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story/Super Troopers

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  The Family Guy - Vol. 6

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices
• 

  The Family Guy Freakin' Sweet Party Pack

  • Format: NTSC
  • Region: R1
  Compare prices

Find out what others think. Check out the reviews below...

• 
  Family Guy Fan Club

  See what fans are saying, watch videos, and browse our image gallery... [more]