Family Guy

Season 7 - Family Guy

• Season 7 Episode 3: Road to Germany (2008) Next on: Sunday 19th October 6:00pm PDT - WAGA (FOX) Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the trio discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.
• Season 7 Episode 2: I Dream of Jesus (2008) Next on: Monday 20th October 8:30pm PDT - Cartoon Network When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton.
• Season 7 Episode 1: Love Blacktually (2008) Next on: Monday 13th October 8:30pm PDT - Cartoon Network Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams, but when Cleveland sweeps her off her feet, Brian vows to do whatever it takes to win her back.

Season 6 - Family Guy

• Season 6 Episode 12: Long John Peter (2008) In the last episode of the hit US animated series, Peter begins acting like a pirate after stealing a parrot, and recruits a crew of like-minded would-be buccaneers to raise havoc all over Quahog. Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with a veterinary intern named Anna. Guest starring Amanda Bynes
• Season 6 Episode 11: Former Life of Brian (2008) Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, seeks out a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, she reveals that he fathered her son Dylan, and drops the boy off at the Griffin's house. However, Brian's attitude towards parenting leaves Lois and Peter ill at ease with the latest edition to the family
• Season 6 Episode 10: Play It Again, Brian (2008) Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, and invites Peter and Lois to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing holiday. While there, Peter's drinking habits interfere with his relationship with his long-suffering wife, and when the couple fall out after a row, Brian finds his self restraint faltering
• Season 6 Episode 9: Back to the Woods (2008) James Woods returns to Quahog with revenge on his mind. The actor gets his breakthrough when he finds his target Peter's wallet at a Barry Manilow concert and proceeds to steal his identity and family
• Season 6 Episode 8: McStroke (2008) Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.
• Season 6 Episode 7: Peter's Daughter (2007) Meg ends up in hospital in a coma after Quahog is hit by a devastating flood. When she wakes to see an attractive medical student tending her, she attempts to secure his affections. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter becomes determined to drive her sweetheart away - until a shocking secret is revealed
• Season 6 Episode 6: Padre de Familia (2007) Peter's plans to form an anti-immigration group are quickly put on hold when he discovers that he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalisation test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is legitimate, he is forced to work for Carter as a landscaper, and become a campaigner for immigration rights
• Season 6 Episode 5: Lois Kills Stewie (2007) Part two of two. As Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog, Lois - previously presumed to be dead - returns to identify her would-be killer. Meanwhile, hell-bent on domination, Stewie takes extreme action to regain the title of supreme ruler of the world
• Season 6 Episode 4: Stewie Kills Lois (2007) Lois and Peter decide to treat themselves to a cruise, and Stewie's jealousy at being left behind rekindles his matricidal tendancies. However, when a sceptical Brian challenges the maniacal infant to make good on his homicidal schemes, Stewie's fantasies become a deadly reality
• Season 6 Episode 3: Believe It or Not Joe's Walking on Air (2007) Next on: Monday 20th October 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Joe begins to feel his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, and decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe takes up extreme sports, ditching his current friends for more active ones, and inciting the wrath of a jilted Peter
• Season 6 Episode 2: Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (2007) When Brian decides to move in with Jillian, Stewie joins them to help pay the rent, but tries to interfere with the couple's relationship. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at a local convenience store, and Meg finds herself doing the hard work when the manager selects her brother as his favourite
• Season 6 Episode 1: Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2 (2007) Feature length episode kicking off a new series of the hit American animation. When the Griffins are stuck indoors during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a homespun yarn not dissimilar to classic space opera Star Wars. Acting out scenes from Episode IV: A New Hope, each of the family members takes a corresponding role in the story, with Peter as the heroic scoundrel Han Solo, and masochistic baby Stewie becoming Darth Vader

Season 5 - Family Guy

• Season 5 Episode 18: Meet the Quagmires (2007) Death grants Peter his wish to go back in time to 1984, but only for one night. Breaking a date with Lois, he decides to hang out with a famous actress. On his return to the present, he discovers his changes to the timeline have had lasting repercussions. Last in series
• Season 5 Episode 17: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (2007) Lois runs for mayor, but is only successful after dumbing down her political views to appeal to the electorate. However, the power of her office soon corrupts her and she begins to accept bribes to buy expensive things for herself. Meanwhile, Peter enjoys all the perks his status as 'first lady' of Quahog brings him
• Season 5 Episode 16: No Chris Left Behind (2007) The principal of Chris's school attempts to improve the establishment's test scores by expelling their worst pupils, and Lois is outraged when her son is the first student to get the chop. Round four begins of Peter's fight with a man dressed as a giant chicken - but the pair soon realise they have no idea why they're actually quarrelling
• Season 5 Episode 15: Boys Do Cry (2007) Next on: Monday 13th October 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System The residents of Quahog become convinced Stewie is possessed by the Devil, forcing the Griffins to flee to Texas and move in with Lois's sister. The malevolent baby then dresses up as a girl to avoid suspicions about his true identity and enters a local beauty pageant
• Season 5 Episode 14: No Meals on Wheels (2007) Next on: Today at 5:00pm PDT - WDCW (CW) The Griffins buy a restaurant after they find a valuable old coin under the carpet. However, the establishment doesn't enjoy much success until Joe invites some of his disabled friends along - bringing Peter's prejudices to the fore
• Season 5 Episode 13: Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (2007) Peter injures himself while helping Bill Clinton change a tyre and the former president decides to cheer him up. However, when Lois confronts the pair about their new partying lifestyle, she ends up sleeping with her husband's persuasive new friend
• Season 5 Episode 12: Airport '07 (2007) Peter decides to buy a pickup truck and become a redneck after seeing a comedy show. However, his new lifestyle has serious consequences when he steals fuel from a plane and causes Quagmire to lose his job. Hugh Hefner guest stars
• Season 5 Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2007) Stewie becomes convinced he has skin cancer after he falls asleep on a tanning bed and finds a mole on his stomach. Chris discovers rival paper boy Kyle has stolen one of his customers - so Peter beats him up
• Season 5 Episode 10: Peter's Two Dads (2007) Next on: Sunday 19th October 8:00pm PDT - Cartoon Network Peter discovers his mother had an affair with a man while on holiday in Ireland 40 years ago, so he heads off to the country to search for his real father. Meanwhile, Stewie develops a love of abuse when Lois punishes him for being selfish
• Season 5 Episode 9: Road to Rupert (2007) Next on: Tomorrow at 8:00pm PDT - Cartoon Network Brian accidentally sells Stewie's favourite teddy bear when the Griffins have a yard sale, so the dog and baby embark on an epic journey to Colorado to reclaim the toy from the buyer. Meanwhile, Joe is forced to revoke Peter's licence when an elaborate car stunt goes badly wrong
• Season 5 Episode 8: Barely Legal (2006) Peter volunteers for the police force when the Mayor of Quahog Adam West orders the town's law enforcement to visit Mexico. Meanwhile, Brian's efforts to help Meg when she can't find a date for the school prom backfire when she becomes obsessed with him
• Season 5 Episode 7: Chick Cancer (2006) Next on: Tuesday 21st October 6:30pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Stewie falls in love when he attends a child actress's last personal appearance at the Quahog mall, but is unhappy to discover she doesn't feel the same way. Meanwhile, Lois makes Peter watch some 'chick flicks', and is less than impressed when he films his own take on the genre. Drew Barrymore guests
• Season 5 Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears (2006) Next on: Tuesday 21st October 6:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Lois becomes the sex education teacher at Chris's school, but faces the wrath of parents when they learn she is not advising pupils to refrain from sexual activity. Stewie sets out to hunt down the tooth fairy
• Season 5 Episode 5: Whistle While Your Wife Works (2006) Peter's performance at work suffers after he injures his hand in a fireworks accident, so Lois volunteers to help him out. Meanwhile, Brian tells Stewie he is dating someone, but the baby ridicules him when he discovers it is an attractive but unintelligent woman. Featuring the voice of Drew Barrymore
• Season 5 Episode 4: Saving Private Brian (2006) Next on: Monday 20th October 6:00pm PDT - Turner Broadcasting System Peter and Lois attempt to get Chris interested in other activities when he reveals he wants to join the Army, while Stewie decides to enlist himself and Brian after he sees the guns he can get his hands on. With the guest voices of Macaulay Culkin and Louis Gossett Jnr
• Season 5 Episode 3: Hell Comes to Quahog (2006) Next on: Thursday 23rd October 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Peter leads a protest against a retail corporation when the construction of an electricity-hoarding shopping centre in Quahog puts a strain on local businesses and causes a heatwave in the town
• Season 5 Episode 2: Mother Tucker (2006) Next on: Tuesday 21st October 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) Peter is devastated when his parents get a divorce, but soon begins to warm to his mother's new newsreader boyfriend and reverts to being a child again. Meanwhile, Brian is offered his own radio show
• Season 5 Episode 1: Stewie Loves Lois (2006) Next on: Wednesday 22nd October 4:30pm PDT - WPIX (CW) New series. Stewie's favourite teddy bear is ruined by a dog, but Lois' efforts to repair it lead him to become attached to her. Meanwhile, Peter goes to the doctor's for a flu vaccine, but goes into a state of shock when the practitioner decides to perform a prostate exam