Duckman Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Duckman: Season 4 (1997)

• Season 4 Episode 28: Four Weddings Inconceivable

  Love is in the air as King Chicken proposes to Bernice, Cornfed pops the question to Beverly, and Duckman asks Honey to marry him

• Season 4 Episode 27: Where No Duckman Has Gone Before

  Special Star Trek spoof, which sees Eric Tiberious Duckman battle the evil Khan Chicken

• Season 4 Episode 26: Das Sub

  The detective is ordered to do community service as an inner-city high school teacher after being convicted of fraud

• Season 4 Episode 25: Hamlet 2 : This Time It's Personal

  The detective gets a visit from his uncle's ghost, who reveals that King Chicken killed Duckman's father

• Season 4 Episode 24: You've Come the Wrong Way, Baby

  Bernice tries to change the law on cigarettes after catching Mambo smoking, but her actions lead to the family being kidnapped by tobacco companies

• Season 4 Episode 23: How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying

  The detective is unable to use his own name after selling his identity to a huge corporation

• Season 4 Episode 22: Short, Plush and Deadly

  Fluffy and Uranus have severe allergic reactions to bee stings

• Season 4 Episode 21: Westward No!

  The detective is jealous when Cornfed invites Beverly to his aunt's catfish ranch, and does his best to sabotage the trip

• Season 4 Episode 20: My Feral Lady

  The detective is disappointed when his mail order bride turns out to be a jungle savage

• Season 4 Episode 19: The Tami Show

  The detective invites a beautiful girl to stay after he runs her over in front of the house : and she soon sets about usurping Beverly

• Season 4 Episode 18: Kidney, Popsicle and Nuts

  After learning he needs a new kidney, preferably donated by a blood relative, Duckman sets out to find his real father

• Season 4 Episode 17: Crime, Punishment, War, Peace and the Idiot

  Grandma-ma shares her oddly familiar life story with Bernice and Beverly

• Season 4 Episode 16: Vuuck, as in Duck

  The detective inherits a minor league baseball team, and decides to boost attendance levels by making some very drastic changes

• Season 4 Episode 15: Ebony, Baby

  The detective's life begins to resemble a blaxploitation movie when he becomes involved with a model

• Season 4 Episode 14: Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'

  The detective and Cornfed become involved in the theft of a cursed diamond while attending a society gathering in their new capacity as plumbers

• Season 4 Episode 13: Love! Anger! Kvetching!

  Obnoxious Uncle Mo ruins the detective's big poker game by claiming to be dying

• Season 4 Episode 12: Bev Takes a Holiday

  Bernice moves to Washington to become a congresswoman, and Duckman spots a woman who is the image of Beatrice

• Season 4 Episode 11: A Star is Abhorred

  Bernice is tipped as the next Alanis Morrissette after a record industry bigwig spots her singing karaoke

• Season 4 Episode 10: A Trophied Duck

  The detective meets up with an old rival while attending a conference in San Francisco

• Season 4 Episode 9: With Friends Like These

  When Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise birthday party, Duckman decides its time to make some new friends

• Season 4 Episode 8: Ajax and Ajaxer

  Cornfed starts hanging out with Ajax after accidentally swallowing a 'Get Dumb' formula

• Season 4 Episode 7: Role With It

  The detective, his family and Cornfed are offered treatment by a psychiatrist who observes their self-destructive behaviour while holidaying on an Indian reservation

• Season 4 Episode 6: Bonfire of the Panties

  Cornfed, Charles and Mambo prepare an aphrodisiac to improve Duckman's lovelife, but it proves a little too potent for the hapless detective

• Season 4 Episode 5: From Brad to Worse

  The detective sees his chance to help an old schoolmate he accidentally made homeless 20 years ago : but only succeeds in making things worse

• Season 4 Episode 4: All About Elliot

  The agency's manipulative new intern undermines Cornfed and encourages Duckman's excesses

• Season 4 Episode 3: Aged Heat 2 : Women in Heat

  The detective is jailed for murder : and ends up incarcerated in a women's prison

• Season 4 Episode 2: Coolio Runnings

  The detective decides to partner rapper Coolio : rather than Ajax : at the highschool father-son games

• Season 4 Episode 1: Dammit, Hollywood

  The detective is made head of a major film studio, and wastes no time in spending their money

Duckman: Season 3 (1996)

• Season 3 Episode 20: Cock Tales for Four

  The detective and Bernice are in for a shock when they meet the parents of Ajax's new girlfriend

• Season 3 Episode 19: The Amazing Colossal Duckman

  Duckman's rare disease causes him to grow each time he complains about society.

• Season 3 Episode 18: The Longest Weekend

  The detective is appointed leader of a new neighbourhood association, but uses his position to declare war on a rival group

• Season 3 Episode 17: Exile in Guyville

  Bernice and the detective lead a nation wide gender divide, when all the men move to the west coast

• Season 3 Episode 16: The Road to Dendron

  Duckman and Cornfed travel to the Sahara in search of the kidnapped Ajax.

• Season 3 Episode 15: They Craved Duckman's Brain

  The detective's mutated brain contains a cure for cancer

• Season 3 Episode 14: Aged Heat

  The detective's household is held hostage by a vicious killer : who also happens to be Grandma-ma's doppelganger

• Season 3 Episode 13: The One With Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role

  Ajax, abducted by inferior beings, is made leader of the planet Beta Max.

• Season 3 Episode 12: The Once and Future Duck

  Ajax tears a hole in the space-time continuum, paving the way for Duckmen from the future to come and give the detective conflicting advice on how to live his life

• Season 3 Episode 11: Pig Amok

  Cornfed falls madly in love with Bernice when she saves him from a fate of death.

• Season 3 Episode 10: The Mallardian Candidate

  The World Domination League brainwash the detective and convince him to assassinate Cornfed

• Season 3 Episode 9: The Girls of Route Canal

  The detective remembers how his courtship of Bernice began, way back in the days when he was an itinerant nude photographer

• Season 3 Episode 8: Clear and Presidente Danger

  The detective's impassioned complaints about pay toilets in the Caribbean lead to revolution

• Season 3 Episode 7: Apocalypse Not

  Duckman throws a party of looting and destruction, believing he is the sole survivor of a disaster.

• Season 3 Episode 6: A Room with a Bellevue

  The detective is committed to an asylum after pleading insanity to escape a fine : and soon finds that he feels right at home

• Season 3 Episode 5: Sperms of Endearment

  Bernice decides to have a child with the help of a sperm bank : but the donor may not be as anonymous as she hoped

• Season 3 Episode 4: Color of Naught

  The detective has to foil King Chicken's dastardly scheme to destroy the city

• Season 3 Episode 3: Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure

  On her way to a nursing home, Grandma-ma becomes a tribal god.

• Season 3 Episode 2: Forbidden Fruit

  Bernice hires a French nanny and Duckman is hit by a sexual harassment suit

• Season 3 Episode 1: Noir Gang

  The feathered detective and Cornfed investigate the murder of an exotic dancer

Duckman: Season 2 (1995)

• Season 2 Episode 9: Clip Job

  A media critic blames the detective for all society's ills

• Season 2 Episode 8: Research and Destroy

  Ajax gets a job suited to his poetic talents : working for a greeting card company

• Season 2 Episode 7: In the Nam of the Father

  A cut price family holiday in Vietnam brings back memories for the detective and Cornfed

• Season 2 Episode 6: The Germ Turns

  The detective's mother may have come back to haunt him : in the form of a bacteria

• Season 2 Episode 5: America the Beautiful

  The detective and Cornfed try to find a beautiful missing woman called America

• Season 2 Episode 4: Inherit the Judgement : The Dope's Trial

  The detective is stranded in King Chicken's hometown : and finds himself on trial for his life

• Season 2 Episode 3: Days of Whining and Neurosis

  Undercover at a detox center, Duckman discovers he has an addictive personality.

• Season 2 Episode 2: Married Alive

  The detective's feathers are ruffled by a billionaire media magnate who wants to marry Bernice

• Season 2 Episode 1: Papa Oom MOW MOW

  The detective accidently saves the President's life : and then revels in his new found notoriety when the sleazy truth behind his heroics is revealed

Duckman: Season 1 (1994)

• Season 1 Episode 13: Joking the Chicken

  The success of a politically correct comedian means that cruel jokes are out : much to the feathered detective's chagrin

• Season 1 Episode 12: About Face

  The detective falls in love over the phone : and is dismayed to discover that the object of his affection is the ugliest woman in the world

• Season 1 Episode 11: American Dick

  A reality TV show profiles the detective as he undertakes another embarrassing case

• Season 1 Episode 10: Cellar Beware

  A series of burglaries lead to the feathered detective installing a state-of-the-art security system : which promptly goes haywire

• Season 1 Episode 9: It's the Thing of the Principal

  The detective and Bernice pose as newlyweds to prevent Ajax eloping with his school's vice-principal

• Season 1 Episode 8: Not So Easy Riders

  A mad IRS agent drives the detective and Cornfed to get their motors running and head out on the highway as bikers

• Season 1 Episode 7: A Civil War

  Duckman fires Cornfed during a murder investigation.

• Season 1 Episode 6: Ride the High School

  The duck detective sends Ajax to boarding school, unaware it is a trap

• Season 1 Episode 5: Gland of Opportunity

  A transplant operation gives the feathered detective the adrenal glands of a famous daredevil

• Season 1 Episode 4: Psyche

  The detective hits on a solution to his lack of dates : plastic surgery

• Season 1 Episode 3: Gripes of Wrath

  A computer solves all the world's problems : and then the trouble really starts..

• Season 1 Episode 2: TV or Not to Be

  The feathered detective gets a glimpse of the afterlife while investigating a theft

• Season 1 Episode 1: I, Duckman

  The feathered detective worries that he is not a good father or enough of an individual, while sidekick Cornfed is more concerned about who is trying to kill him