The Dick Van Dyke Show Episode Guide
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Episode Guide
The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 5 (1965 - 1966)
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Season 5 Episode 32: The Last Chapter
Alan buys Rob's autobiography for a TV series.
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Season 5 Episode 31: The Gunslinger
Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.
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Season 5 Episode 30: Long Night's Journey Into Day
Laura spends a frightening night alone.
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Season 5 Episode 29: Love Thy Other Neighbor
Millie is jealous of the new neighbors.
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Season 5 Episode 28: You Ought to Be in Pictures
Rob is cast with an Italian actress in a cheap film.
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Season 5 Episode 27: The Man From My Uncle
From the Petrie house, FBI agents watch a neighbor.
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Season 5 Episode 26: Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
The writers spice the script with insults to Alan.
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Season 5 Episode 25: A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.
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Season 5 Episode 24: Talk to the Snail
Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.
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Season 5 Episode 23: Bad Reception in Albany
Out-of-town Rob searches for a television set.
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Season 5 Episode 22: Buddy Sorrell -- Man and Boy
Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.
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Season 5 Episode 21: Dear Sally Rogers
Sally advertises for a man on national television.
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Season 5 Episode 20: Remember the Alimony
The Petries recall applying for divorce.
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Season 5 Episode 19: The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
Rob advises Mel to stand up to Alan Brady.
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Season 5 Episode 18: The Curse of the Petrie People
Laura accidentally loses Rob's family heirloom.
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Season 5 Episode 17: The Making of a Councilman
Rob prefers his brainy opponent for city council.
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Season 5 Episode 16: I Do Not Choose to Run
Rob debates running for city council.
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Season 5 Episode 15: Who Stole My Watch?
Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.
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Season 5 Episode 14: Fifty-Two Forty-Five or Work
Rob recalls being unemployed.
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Season 5 Episode 13: You're Under Arrest
Rob runs afoul of the law after arguing with Laura.
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Season 5 Episode 12: See Rob Write; Write, Rob, Write
Rob and Laura each write a children's story.
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Season 5 Episode 11: Body and Sol
Rob recalls his boxing days in the Army.
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Season 5 Episode 10: Go Tell the Birds and the Bees
Ritchie's tall tales cause him trouble.
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Season 5 Episode 9: Viva Petrie
A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.
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Season 5 Episode 8: Odd But True
Rob's freckles may earn him $500.
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Season 5 Episode 7: The Great Petrie Fortune
Rob suddenly realizes the value of an old photo.
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Season 5 Episode 6: Draw Me a Pear
An art instructor sets her sights on student Rob.
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Season 5 Episode 5: No Rice at My Wedding
Rob recalls when he almost lost Laura to another man.
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Season 5 Episode 4: The Ugliest Dog in the World
The Petries try to find a home for an ugly dog.
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Season 5 Episode 3: Uhny Uftz
Rob tracks a UFO to the office above his own.
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Season 5 Episode 2: A Farewell to Writing
Rob has trouble getting started on writing a book.
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Season 5 Episode 1: Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Alan Brady's toupee becomes common knowledge when Laura reveals the secret to a fast-talking game show host
The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 4 (1964 - 1965)
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Season 4 Episode 32: There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Buddy obtains a wholesale fur coat for the Petries.
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Season 4 Episode 31: Br-Room, Br-Room
Rob is arrested while riding his new motorcycle.
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Season 4 Episode 30: 100 Terrible Hours
Rob recalls his job interview with Alan Brady following a keep-awake marathon radio broadcast
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Season 4 Episode 29: Baby Fat
Rob lends a helping hand to TV comedian Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the celebrity
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Season 4 Episode 28: A Show of Hands
Rob and Laura wear gloves to a prestigious awards banquet to hide their hands after accidentally dying them black
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Season 4 Episode 27: Never Bathe On a Saturday
Laura finds herself in an embarrassing predicament when she gets her toe stuck up the bath spout in a fancy hotel : with the door locked from inside
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Season 4 Episode 26: Not Now Anthony Stone
Sally's new boyfriend is secretive about his job.
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Season 4 Episode 25: Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home
Rob recalls when he and a pal wanted the same house.
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Season 4 Episode 24: Bupkiss
An old song Rob co-wrote is about to become a hit.
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Season 4 Episode 23: Girls Will Be Boys
A little girl beats up the boy she loves, Ritchie.
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Season 4 Episode 22: Young Man With a Shoehorn
Rob invests in a shoe store.
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Season 4 Episode 21: The Case of the Pillow
Rob takes on the prosecution of a shady salesman.
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Season 4 Episode 20: The Redcoats Are Coming
The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).
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Season 4 Episode 19: Boy No. 1 vs. Boy No. 2
Laura's and Millie's sons are cast in a commercial.
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Season 4 Episode 18: Stacey Petrie
Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.
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Season 4 Episode 17: Stacey Petrie
Rob's brother Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) romances Sally.
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Season 4 Episode 16: The Impractical Joke
Rob seeks revenge against a practical joker.
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Season 4 Episode 15: Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
Extortionists demand $2500 for Rob's lost script.
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Season 4 Episode 14: Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
An old friend's (Jack Carter) scheme upsets Rob.
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Season 4 Episode 13: My Two Showoffs and Me
Rob, Sally and Buddy may be featured in a magazine.
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Season 4 Episode 12: The Death of the Party
An ailing Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.
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Season 4 Episode 11: It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise
The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.
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Season 4 Episode 10: Pink Pills for Purple Parents
Two pink pills have an adverse effect on Laura.
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Season 4 Episode 9: Three Letters From One Wife
Rob convinces Alan to do a cultural documentary.
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Season 4 Episode 8: The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail
Rob becomes locked up while entertaining inmates.
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Season 4 Episode 7: 4 1/2
Rob and pregnant Laura are trapped with a robber (Don Rickles).
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Season 4 Episode 6: Romance, Roses and Rye Bread
A secret admirer romances Sally.
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Season 4 Episode 5: The Man From Emperor
Rob is offered a job on a man-about-town magazine.
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Season 4 Episode 4: The Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
A fight over crab grass splits Rob and Jerry.
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Season 4 Episode 3: The Lady and the Baby Sitter
A teenage baby-sitter has a crush on Laura.
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Season 4 Episode 2: The Ghost of A. Chantz
The gang spends a night in a haunted mountain cabin.
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Season 4 Episode 1: My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
Laura demonstrates self-defense tactics on Rob.
The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 3 (1963 - 1964)
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Season 3 Episode 32: Teacher's Petrie
Laura's writing teacher thinks she shows promise.
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Season 3 Episode 31: I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Rob frets about losing his hair.
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Season 3 Episode 30: My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
The Petries see Jerry dining with a gorgeous blonde.
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Season 3 Episode 29: Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.
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Season 3 Episode 28: October Eve
An art exhibition at a New York gallery causes distinct embarrassment for Laura, as a nude portrait bearing her likeness is displayed. Classic American comedy from the 1960s
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Season 3 Episode 27: The Return of Edwin Carp
Rob hires three radio notables for an Alan Brady special.
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Season 3 Episode 26: Scratch My Car and Die
A crisis arises from a scratch on Rob's new car.
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Season 3 Episode 25: The Plots Thicken
The Petries' parents conflict over cemetery plots.
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Season 3 Episode 24: How to Spank a Star
A guest on the Alan Brady Show demands that Rob take over as producer.
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Season 3 Episode 23: Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Rob recalls his honeymoon with Laura.
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Season 3 Episode 22: My Part-Time Wife
Laura does a perfect job of filling in for Sally.
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Season 3 Episode 21: The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth
Sally becomes an overnight TV celebrity.
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Season 3 Episode 20: The Brave and the Backache
Rob thinks his ailments may be psychosomatic.
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Season 3 Episode 19: Happy Birthday and Too Many More
Ritchie's birthday party erupts into bedlam.
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Season 3 Episode 18: A Nice Friendly Game of Cards
Rob inadvertently wins at poker with marked cards.
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Season 3 Episode 17: The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
An old flame of Laura's stirs up jealous feelings in Rob : especially when he sees the love poems he sent her years before. Michael Forest guests in the classic comedy
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Season 3 Episode 16: The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
The Petries play matchmaker for a handsome neighbor.
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Season 3 Episode 15: My Husband Is the Best One
Laura interferes in Rob's interview.
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Season 3 Episode 14: The Third One From the Left
A chorus girl from the show falls for Rob.
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Season 3 Episode 13: The Alan Brady Show Presents
The show's staff puts on a Christmas show.
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Season 3 Episode 12: The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears ... Or Something Like That!
Rob thinks he saw two crooks escaping.
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Season 3 Episode 11: Turtles, Ties and Toreadors
The maid Rob hires to help Laura can't speak English.
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Season 3 Episode 10: The Ballad of Betty Lou
Rob and Jerry buy a sailboat.
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Season 3 Episode 9: Big Max Calvada
Rob, Sally and Buddy write for an underworld boss.
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Season 3 Episode 8: Uncle George
His uncle (Denver Pyle) wants Rob to find him a wife.
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Season 3 Episode 7: Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Rob does the bossa nova at a party.
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Season 3 Episode 6: Too Many Stars
Director Rob has too many stars for his show.
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Season 3 Episode 5: All About Eavesdropping
Rob and Laura listen in on the Helpers' conversation over Richie's toy intercom : and they don't like what they hear
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Season 3 Episode 4: Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
The Petries, not legally wed, elope.
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Season 3 Episode 3: Laura's Little Lie
Laura admits to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage licence : was their commitment ever legal? Classic comedy, also featuring Mary Tyler Moore and Rose Marie
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Season 3 Episode 2: The Masterpiece
Rob and Laura buy art at an auction.
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Season 3 Episode 1: That's My Boy?
Rob reminisces about the days following Richie's birth, during which he convinced himself that the hospital had given them the wrong baby. Vintage comedy series, also starring Mary Tyler Moore
The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 2 (1962 - 1963)
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Season 2 Episode 32: When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
Rob unknowingly steals a comedy idea.
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Season 2 Episode 31: Jilting the Jilter
A comedian seeking material proposes to Sally.
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Season 2 Episode 30: A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
Rob learns Laura is planning a surprise party.
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Season 2 Episode 29: It's a Shame She Married Me
Laura meets a successful old love (Robert Vaughn).
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Season 2 Episode 28: Divorce
Buddy announces he is getting a divorce.
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Season 2 Episode 27: Racy Tracy Rattigan
A British film star (Richard Dawson) eyes Laura.
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Season 2 Episode 26: I'm No Henry Walden!
Rob attends a dinner for celebrated writers.
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Season 2 Episode 25: The Square Triangle
A French singer from the Petries' past reappears.
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Season 2 Episode 24: The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
The gang stages a show to help an old friend.
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Season 2 Episode 23: Give Me Your Walls
Rob hires a master painter to do the living room.
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Season 2 Episode 22: Don't Trip Over That Mountain
Novice skier Rob regrets ignoring Laura's warning.
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Season 2 Episode 21: My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
Laura dislikes Rob's habit of always paying the check.
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Season 2 Episode 20: It May Look Like a Walnut
After watching a late-night TV thriller, Rob has a nightmare about an alien who looks like TV star Danny Thomas
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Season 2 Episode 19: I Was a Teenage Head Writer
Rob recalls his early comedy-writing days.
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Season 2 Episode 18: Ray Murdock's X-Ray
Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a 'nut' on TV.
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Season 2 Episode 17: Will You Two Be My Wife?
Rob is abused by the girl he left behind.
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Season 2 Episode 16: The Foul Weather Girl
Laura thinks a TV weather-girl is after Rob.
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Season 2 Episode 15: The Cat Burglar
A burglar pillages the Petrie home.
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Season 2 Episode 14: Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
Director Rob must cast the role of Cleopatra.
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Season 2 Episode 13: A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
Rob feels guilty when he sees another dentist.
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Season 2 Episode 12: Gesundheit Darling
Rob has a sneezing fit while playing cards with Laura : leading him to suspect he could be allergic to his wife
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Season 2 Episode 11: A Bird in the Head Hurts
Ritchie claims a giant woodpecker attacked him.
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Season 2 Episode 10: The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
Rob suspects Buddy and Sally of having an affair.
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Season 2 Episode 9: The Night the Roof Fell In
A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.
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Season 2 Episode 8: Like a Sister
Sally finds romance with a singer (Vic Damone).
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Season 2 Episode 7: What's in a Middle Name?
Ritchie learns his middle name is Rosebud.
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Season 2 Episode 6: My Husband Is Not a Drunk
Rob's hypnotic experience results in him acting completely drunk whenever he hears a bell ring
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Season 2 Episode 5: Hustling the Hustler
A veteran pool shark takes advantage of Rob.
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Season 2 Episode 4: Bank Book 6565696
Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.
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Season 2 Episode 3: The Attempted Marriage
Rob recalls how he arrived battered, bruised and three hours late for his wedding
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Season 2 Episode 2: The Two Faces of Rob
Rob disguises his voice to ask Laura for a date.
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Season 2 Episode 1: Never Name a Duck
One of Ritchie's pet ducks dies.
The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 1 (1961 - 1962)
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Season 1 Episode 30: The Return of Happy Spangler
Rob tries to help a comedy writer's comeback.
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Season 1 Episode 29: Sol and the Sponsor
Rob's Army buddy arrives during a dinner party.
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Season 1 Episode 28: The Bad Old Days
Rob thinks that Laura dominates him.
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Season 1 Episode 27: The Sleeping Brother
Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.
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Season 1 Episode 26: I Am My Brother's Keeper
Rob's shy brother (Jerry Van Dyke) has confidence while sleepwalking.
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Season 1 Episode 25: Where You Been, Fassbinder?
An insurance salesman romances Sally.
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Season 1 Episode 24: One Angry Man
Juror Rob sides with a beautiful blonde.
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Season 1 Episode 23: The Twizzle
Sally does a new song-and-dance in a bowling alley.
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Season 1 Episode 22: Father of the Week
Rob discovers Ritchie is ashamed of him.
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Season 1 Episode 21: The Boarder Incident
Buddy moves in with Rob while Laura is away.
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Season 1 Episode 20: A Word a Day
Ritchie's vocabulary expands in unexpected ways.
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Season 1 Episode 19: The Talented Neighborhood
Rob's show announces a talent contest.
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Season 1 Episode 18: Who Owes Who What?
A forgotten loan inspires a TV script.
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Season 1 Episode 17: Punch Thy Neighbor
Jerry criticizes Rob's show in public.
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Season 1 Episode 16: The Curious Thing About Women
Laura's curiosity gets the better of her when she decides to open a parcel addressed to Rob, but her enthusiasm soon wanes when she finds what's inside
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Season 1 Episode 15: Where Did I Come From?
Rob recalls how Laura arrived at the maternity ward in a laundry truck as he reminisces about her final frantic days of pregnancy
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Season 1 Episode 14: Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?
Buddy leaves the show for a new job that goes sour.
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Season 1 Episode 13: Sally Is a Girl
Laura advises Rob to treat Sally like a lady.
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Season 1 Episode 12: Empress Carlotta's Necklace
Laura is afraid to tell Rob that she doesn't like a necklace.
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Season 1 Episode 11: Forty-Four Tickets
Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but forgets all about them until the programme is about to air
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Season 1 Episode 10: The Meershatz Pipe
Rob's co-workers produce a show without him.
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Season 1 Episode 9: The Unwelcome House Guest
Rob agrees to care for Buddy's dog for a weekend.
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Season 1 Episode 8: To Tell or Not to Tell
Laura decides to resume her career as a dancer.
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Season 1 Episode 7: Jealousy!
Laura worries when Rob works nights with an actress.
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Season 1 Episode 6: Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.
Rob fears a visiting Army buddy is a jewel thief.
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Season 1 Episode 5: Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced
Rob and Laura recall the night they met.
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Season 1 Episode 4: Washington vs. the Bunny
Rob's business trip conflicts with Ritchie's play.
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Season 1 Episode 3: Sally and the Lab Technician
Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Sally.
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Season 1 Episode 2: My Blonde-Haired Brunette
Laura dyes her hair blonde in an attempt to win Rob's affections and recapture the magic she feels has faded from her marriage
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Season 1 Episode 1: The Sick Boy and the Sitter
Rob persuades Laura to attend a party at Alan Brady's penthouse, despite her desire to stay at home with her sick five-year-old
