Blue Collar TV Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Blue Collar TV: Season 2 (2005 - 2006)

• Season 2 Episode 13: Sinning

  'White Trash Days of Our Lives;' 'America's Next Top Mechanic;' Trick Pony performs.

• Season 2 Episode 12: Beauty

  The guys go to barber school; word of the day is 'television.'

• Season 2 Episode 11: Violence

  Jeff, Larry and Bill play baseball with the Atlanta Braves.

• Season 2 Episode 10: Dad

  Skits include 'CSI: Mayberry' and 'Caught out of Context.'

• Season 2 Episode 9: Aging

  'The O.C.: Ozark County'; video games; toupee; Red Neck Yard of the Week.

• Season 2 Episode 8: Aliens

  An alien theme features White Trash Abductions and Night of the Living Mullets; Lethal Idols; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 2 Episode 7: Shopping

  Sketches include Million Dollar Boobies, Larry's Commentary and Who's the Fool.

• Season 2 Episode 6: Weddings

  Van Zant performs; wedding monologue; spoofs of 'The Ring' and 'The Dukes of Hazzard'; Redneck Yard of the Week.

• Season 2 Episode 5: Lying

  White-trash soap opera; sausage; Larrybot 7000; Red Neck Word of the Day; Red Neck Yard of the Week.

• Season 2 Episode 4: Money

  A bowling alley challenge; Larry's Rant; questions from the audience; Indonesia.

• Season 2 Episode 3: Dating

  A parody of soap operas; Larry's Rant; Travis Tritt performs; Red Neck Word of the Day.

• Season 2 Episode 2: Birth

  NASCAR baby delivery; Etiquette School; Deana Carter performs.

• Season 2 Episode 1: Bad Habits

  Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall receive an etiquette makeover; White Trash Days of Our Lives; the Martin Brothers; I Predict.

Blue Collar TV: Season 1 (2004 - 2005)

• Season 1 Episode 30: Law

  Comedy sketches include 'Puppet School'; the Martin Brothers explain how to turn a bad party into a good time.

• Season 1 Episode 29: Small Towns

  Sketches include 'Small Town News' and 'Used Emporium.'

• Season 1 Episode 28: Gadgets

  Sketches include 'Toilet in Your Pants'; 'Wrestling School, Part II' featuring pro wrestler Jeff Jarrett; and 'Bad Story Teller.'

• Season 1 Episode 27: Fighting

  Sketches include 'Rescue 911' and 'Wrestling School, Part I.'

• Season 1 Episode 26: Kids

  Sketches include 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day' and 'Steroid Kid'; the wonders of car sickness; the Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 25: Health

  Larry the Cable Guy is transformed into Larry the Spider Guy; a surprise visit from the Butt-Bandit; the progressive life-imprinting child-rearing method.

• Season 1 Episode 24: Stupidity

  A school for pro wrestlers; the Martin Brothers square off against a ventriloquist's dummy; Jeff seeks help for a barbecue addiction; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 23: Fame

  A parody of 'American Idol' complete with Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken impersonations; tips from prison with 'Martha Stewart'; what burns Mike Waltrip; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 21: Testosterone

  A family dinner turns into a wrestling match when pro-wrestler Jeff Jarrett visits; 'things that burn me'; a turbo, diesel-powered vacuum; female soldiers get a lesson in sexual harassment; politically correct fairy tales; redneck word of the day.

• Season 1 Episode 20: Fear

  A father calms his family when they lose cable TV and panic; a nanny cam catches a baby attacking a nanny; 'The Amityville Horror'; dinner 'Fear Factor' style; redneck word of the day.

• Season 1 Episode 19: Fashion

  A telethon for people with 'Faces That Stayed That Way Disease'; Larry Cologne; Major Walnuts; Really, Really, Really Desperate Housewives; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 18: Buddies

  You Might Be a Redneck...; Here's Your Sign; Git-R-Done; a NASCAR driver takes his daughter to work; mud wrestling; Redneck Words of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 17: Pets

  Japanese cooking; an overly friendly family dog; Heavy Heat; packing a car; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 16: Christmas

  Larry the Cable Guy teaches children the true meaning of Christmas with a politically correct fairy tale; Ronnie and Blake try to teach Dooley to walk to save Christmas; the Tackett family learns there's no place like the mobile home for the holidays.

• Season 1 Episode 15: Human Body

  LeAnn Rimes and Jeff Foxworthy parody the Christie Brinkley-Chuck Norris ads for exercise equipment.

• Season 1 Episode 14: Education

  Redneck Spelling Bee; 24 Seconds; Funniest Home Video; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 13: Food

  Dan Grogan's Gravy Spa; Pre-Chewed Food; Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 12: Halloween

  Big Kids; Terry and Lloyd forget to send out invitations to the Tackett family Halloween party; Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry; Redneck Words of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 11: Getting Sick

  A spider bite turns Larry the Cable Guy into Larry the Spider Guy.

• Season 1 Episode 10: Partying

  A palm reader predicts the future for the guys; cousin Timmy shows off his secret candy stash; another biggest deck discussion; Big & Rich perform.

• Season 1 Episode 9: Music

  Hunters that sing Broadway tunes; the New Orleans School of Cooking; the biggest deck; the redneck words of the day; Big & Rich perform.

• Season 1 Episode 8: Funerals

  A country singer with a huge repertoire of bad songs; a man who chooses a fishing trip over his mother-in-law's funeral; unlikely reporters on the red carpet; the Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 7: Sports

  The guys learn to dance the salsa; a volatile Little League coach; the 35th Annual African-American Country Music Awards; the Redneck Word of the Day.

• Season 1 Episode 6: Vacations

  Vacations with noisy kids; arranging a weekend in jail; fathers marrying younger women.

• Season 1 Episode 5: Marriage

  Lingerie fashion show for married women; a strange action hero; Little Red Riding Hood; redneck word of the day.

• Season 1 Episode 4: Bad Jobs

  Weeble Kneeble, a limbless stuntman; a repairman's only tool is a baseball bat; pottery art; pondering who shuts the door when the driver gets off the bus.

• Season 1 Episode 3: TV

  'Hick Eye for the Queer Guy'; redneck dictionary word-of-the-week.

• Season 1 Episode 2: Naked

  'Real Bachelors'; 'Rescue 911'; redneck dictionary word of the week; guest comic Ron White.

• Season 1 Episode 1: Family

  Skits include 'House of Gravy,' '400 Pounds of Intervention' and 'Big Kids'; the redneck dictionary; special musical performances.

Blue Collar TV:

• Attraction

  Trace Adkins guest-stars on 'Totes TV'; Christopher Knight is featured in a skit called 'Brady Trash.'

• Boyz in the Woodz

  The best moments of the past season along with never-before-seen sketches, outtakes and behind-the-scenes footage.

• Health

  Comedic sketches include 'Beer Goggles' and 'Gymnastics'; the Martin Brothers enjoy a family reunion; Redneck Word of the Day; Montgomery Gentry performs.