Barney Miller Episode Guide

Episode Guide

Barney Miller: Season 8 (1981 - 1982)

• Season 8 Episode 22: Landmark

  The 12th Precinct is up for sale.

• Season 8 Episode 21: Landmark

  The precinct building is sold.

• Season 8 Episode 20: Landmark

  The squad says goodbye to the 12th Precinct.

• Season 8 Episode 19: Bones

  A Mohawk Indian protests a museum display.

• Season 8 Episode 18: Altercation

  Harris assaults the lawyer who sued him.

• Season 8 Episode 17: Old Love

  Dietrich is reunited with his college sweetheart.

• Season 8 Episode 16: Inquiry

  Wojo shoots a holdup suspect.

• Season 8 Episode 15: Obituary

  The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

• Season 8 Episode 14: Arrival

  Luger's mail-order bride arrives.

• Season 8 Episode 13: Hunger Strike

  Barney is reluctant to try for promotion.

• Season 8 Episode 12: Chinatown

  The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

• Season 8 Episode 11: Chinatown

  Harris and Dietrich guard a murder witness.

• Season 8 Episode 10: The Clown

  Bingo the Clown is mugged.

• Season 8 Episode 9: Examination Day

  The detectives walk a beat for a day.

• Season 8 Episode 8: The Tontine

  An old man tries suicide to allow a cousin to inherit.

• Season 8 Episode 7: Homeless

  The precinct houses the homeless on Christmas Eve.

• Season 8 Episode 6: Games

  An elusive KGB agent frustrates an FBI probe.

• Season 8 Episode 5: Stress Analyzer

  Dietrich tests a stress analyzer.

• Season 8 Episode 4: Possession

  A vandal claims to be possessed by the devil.

• Season 8 Episode 3: The Car

  A car thief confesses 25 years later.

• Season 8 Episode 2: Advancement

  Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

• Season 8 Episode 1: Paternity

  Wojo faces a paternity suit.

Barney Miller: Season 7 (1980 - 1981)

• Season 7 Episode 22: Liquidation

  Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets.

• Season 7 Episode 21: The Rainmaker

  The detectives apprehend a city-sponsored rainmaker.

• Season 7 Episode 20: Vests

  The squad tests bulletproof vests.

• Season 7 Episode 19: Riot

  A group of Orthodox Jews riots at the precinct.

• Season 7 Episode 18: Lady and the Bomb

  A woman threatens the squad with a nuclear bomb.

• Season 7 Episode 17: The Doll

  A valuable antique doll is stolen.

• Season 7 Episode 16: Contempt

  Barney is jailed for contempt of court.

• Season 7 Episode 15: Contempt

  Harris commands while Barney is jailed.

• Season 7 Episode 14: Rachel

  A lawyer sues author Harris for libel.

• Season 7 Episode 13: The Librarian

  A vandal accuses a shop owner of being a Nazi.

• Season 7 Episode 12: Stormy Weather

  Dietrich romances a deaf prostitute.

• Season 7 Episode 11: The Psychic

  A psychic predicts financial woes for Harris.

• Season 7 Episode 10: Movie II

  Harris premieres his porno film.

• Season 7 Episode 9: Movie I

  Harris produces an undercover porno film.

• Season 7 Episode 8: Field Associate

  Someone has been reporting to Internal Affairs.

• Season 7 Episode 7: Resignation

  Dietrich resigns after shooting a suspect.

• Season 7 Episode 6: Call Girl

  A prostitute's little black book causes an uproar.

• Season 7 Episode 5: Agent Orange

  A bandit claims to be a victim of Agent Orange.

• Season 7 Episode 4: Dorsey

  A new detective suspects the squad of corruption.

• Season 7 Episode 3: The Delegate

  A robber schedules crimes by biorhythms.

• Season 7 Episode 2: Homicide

  The detectives are assigned to homicide.

• Season 7 Episode 1: Homicide

  Barney wants his squad's old duties restored.

Barney Miller: Season 6 (1979 - 1980)

• Season 6 Episode 22: Fog

  Barney is turned down for a promotion.

• Season 6 Episode 21: The Inventor

  Wojo submits to hypnosis to aid his memory.

• Season 6 Episode 20: The Architect

  An architect bombs his own building.

• Season 6 Episode 19: Dietrich's Arrest

  Internal Affairs investigates Dietrich's arrest.

• Season 6 Episode 18: Dietrich's Arrest

  Dietrich is arrested at an anti-nuclear rally.

• Season 6 Episode 17: Uniform Days

  Harris refuses to wear a uniform.

• Season 6 Episode 16: Guns

  A gun collector's weapons show up on the streets.

• Season 6 Episode 15: The Child Stealers

  A divorced man tries to kidnap his son.

• Season 6 Episode 14: Vanished

  Harris vanishes while posing as a bum.

• Season 6 Episode 13: Vanished

  Harris finds missing Skid Row bums.

• Season 6 Episode 12: People's Court

  A man claims a tenants' 'court' imprisoned him.

• Season 6 Episode 11: The Dentist

  A woman claims a dentist molested her.

• Season 6 Episode 10: The DNA Story

  Stolen lab cultures could cause a health crisis.

• Season 6 Episode 9: The Judge

  Wojo arrests a judge for assaulting an attorney.

• Season 6 Episode 8: The Desk

  A mental patient attempts robbery with a toy gun.

• Season 6 Episode 7: The Bird

  Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.

• Season 6 Episode 6: Strip Joint

  A man threatens to burst into flames.

• Season 6 Episode 5: The Slave

  Barney comes between a Burmese slave and his master.

• Season 6 Episode 4: The Brother

  Wojo searches for a missing novice monk.

• Season 6 Episode 3: Vacation

  Harris and Dietrich clash over vacation scheduling.

• Season 6 Episode 2: The Photographer

  Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

• Season 6 Episode 1: Inquisition

  A homosexual officer confides in Barney.

Barney Miller: Season 5 (1978 - 1979)

• Season 5 Episode 24: Jack Soo, a Retrospective

  A memorial tribute to actor Jack Soo (Detective Yemana).

• Season 5 Episode 23: Graveyard Shift

  Harris tape-records a night on the graveyard shift.

• Season 5 Episode 22: Computer Crime

  Dietrich and Levitt apprehend an embezzler.

• Season 5 Episode 21: Identity

  A robbery suspect turns out to be a government witness.

• Season 5 Episode 20: Open House

  The 12th Precinct's open house draws only bums.

• Season 5 Episode 19: The Counterfeiter

  A counterfeiter passes bogus $1 bills.

• Season 5 Episode 18: Middle Age

  The onset of middle age has Barney feeling insecure.

• Season 5 Episode 17: Wojo's Girl

  Wojo's new girlfriend wants to move in.

• Season 5 Episode 16: Wojo's Girl

  Wojo considers settling down.

• Season 5 Episode 15: The Spy

  An unemployed spy holds the squad at gunpoint.

• Season 5 Episode 14: Voice Analyzer

  The detectives must submit to polygraph tests.

• Season 5 Episode 13: The Indian

  An elderly Indian wishes to die in Central Park.

• Season 5 Episode 12: Toys

  Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife.

  Next on: Sunday 20th December 9:30pm EST - WGN America
• Season 5 Episode 11: The Radical

  The FBI shows little interest in a confessed radical.

• Season 5 Episode 10: The Harris Incident

  Police mistake Harris for a burglar and open fire.

• Season 5 Episode 9: The Vandal

  Vandals ransack the squad room.

• Season 5 Episode 8: Loan Shark

  Yemana feels unappreciated after 20 years on the force.

• Season 5 Episode 7: The Prisoner

  A parolee does his best to be returned to prison.

• Season 5 Episode 6: The Accusation

  A woman accuses Dietrich of improper conduct.

• Season 5 Episode 5: The Baby Broker

  The squad uncovers an illegal adoption scheme.

• Season 5 Episode 4: Dog Days

  Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections.

• Season 5 Episode 3: The Search

  A woman wants help finding her missing father.

• Season 5 Episode 2: The Kidnapping

  A department-store owner is kidnapped.

• Season 5 Episode 1: The Kidnapping

  Wojo delivers a kidnap ransom.

Barney Miller: Season 4 (1977 - 1978)

• Season 4 Episode 23: Inauguration

  The new mayor offers Harris a job on his staff.

• Season 4 Episode 22: The Sighting

  Wojo claims he saw an unidentified flying object.

• Season 4 Episode 21: Evaluation

  Barney must evaluate his men.

• Season 4 Episode 20: Hostage

  A suspect's brother pulls a gun on the detectives.

• Season 4 Episode 19: Quo Vadis?

  The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife.

• Season 4 Episode 18: Wojo's Problem

  Wojo faces a sexual crisis.

• Season 4 Episode 17: Eviction

  Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants.

• Season 4 Episode 16: Eviction

  Barney tries to forestall a tenement eviction.

• Season 4 Episode 15: Rape

  A woman charges her husband with rape.

• Season 4 Episode 14: Appendicitis

  Yemana is stricken with appendicitis.

• Season 4 Episode 13: The Ghost

  A man claims a ghost destroyed his apartment.

• Season 4 Episode 12: The Bank

  A man wrecks a sperm bank that lost his deposit.

• Season 4 Episode 11: Atomic Bomb

  A student claims to have built an atomic bomb.

• Season 4 Episode 10: The Tunnel

  Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

• Season 4 Episode 9: Thanksgiving Story

  A fork-stabbing incident highlights Thanksgiving Day.

• Season 4 Episode 8: Chase

  Wojo destroys a commandeered cab.

• Season 4 Episode 7: Blizzard

  Wojo feels responsible for a suspect's death.

• Season 4 Episode 6: Copycat

  A criminal copies his methods from television.

• Season 4 Episode 5: Burial

  The detectives track down a stolen corpse.

• Season 4 Episode 4: Corporation

  An ecology fanatic threatens suicide in the squad room.

• Season 4 Episode 3: Bugs

  A hidden microphone is found in the squad room.

• Season 4 Episode 2: Goodbye, Mr. Fish

  Fish doesn't come in on his last day of work.

• Season 4 Episode 1: Goodbye, Mr. Fish

  Fish fights the idea of retirement.

Barney Miller: Season 3 (1976 - 1977)

• Season 3 Episode 22: Strike

  Barney is alone while the squad strikes.

• Season 3 Episode 21: Strike

  The squad debates attending a labor rally.

• Season 3 Episode 20: Group Home

  A mugging detail puts Fish in a dress.

• Season 3 Episode 19: Asylum

  Wojo offers asylum to a Russian musician.

• Season 3 Episode 18: Moonlighting

  Harris loses his second job.

• Season 3 Episode 17: Sex Surrogate

  A sex-therapy patient is shot by his wife.

• Season 3 Episode 16: Abduction

  A young woman's parents kidnap her from a cult.

• Season 3 Episode 15: Fire '77

  A thief sets fire to the bathroom.

• Season 3 Episode 14: The Rand Report

  Wojo refuses to walk a beat.

• Season 3 Episode 13: Community Relations

  An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

• Season 3 Episode 12: Smog Alert

  Fish collapses during a smog alert.

• Season 3 Episode 11: Hash

  The squad consumes hashish-laden brownies.

• Season 3 Episode 10: Christmas Story

  Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

  Next on: Sunday 20th December 9:00pm EST - WGN America
• Season 3 Episode 9: Power Failure

  Barney contends with a blackout.

• Season 3 Episode 8: Noninvolvement

  Wojo arrests a bystander for noninvolvement.

  Next on: Monday 14th December 1:30am EST - WGN America
• Season 3 Episode 7: The Recluse

  The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who refuses to do jury duty.

  Next on: Monday 14th December 1:00am EST - WGN America
• Season 3 Episode 6: Werewolf

  A self-proclaimed werewolf begs for help.

  Next on: Sunday 13th December 9:00pm EST - WGN America
• Season 3 Episode 5: The Election

  A woman sends an unusual plea for help.

• Season 3 Episode 4: Bus Stop

  The squad investigates a bus hijacking.

  Next on: Sunday 13th December 9:30pm EST - WGN America
• Season 3 Episode 3: Quarantine

  A virus puts the squad in quarantine.

• Season 3 Episode 2: Quarantine

  The squad spends a night in quarantine.

• Season 3 Episode 1: Evacuation

  Wojo deals with a rumor of disaster.

Barney Miller: Season 2 (1975 - 1976)

• Season 2 Episode 22: The Mole

  Wojo and Harris pursue a suspect into the sewer.

• Season 2 Episode 21: The Kid

  Fish fancies a young suspect's mother.

• Season 2 Episode 20: The Psychiatrist

  A police psychiatrist examines the squad.

• Season 2 Episode 19: Massage Parlor

  Wentworth investigates a massage parlor.

• Season 2 Episode 18: Block Party

  Wentworth thwarts an assassin.

• Season 2 Episode 17: Fear of Flying

  Wojo confronts his fear of flying.

• Season 2 Episode 16: The Sniper

  A sniper shoots at Wojo and Inspector Luger.

• Season 2 Episode 15: Happy New Year

  Wojo delivers a baby on New Year's Eve.

• Season 2 Episode 14: Protection

  The precinct battles a protection ring.

• Season 2 Episode 13: Hot Dogs

  Two officers conduct an unauthorized investigation.

• Season 2 Episode 12: Fish

  Ailing Fish must deal with restricted duty.

• Season 2 Episode 11: Rain

  Heavy rains threaten the precinct building's roof.

• Season 2 Episode 10: The Horse Thief

  The detectives deal with bicentennial fever.

• Season 2 Episode 9: You Dirty Rat

  Confiscated marijuana disappears from the precinct.

• Season 2 Episode 8: Discovery

  A computer declares Fish dead.

• Season 2 Episode 7: Grand Hotel

  Wentworth and Wojo go under cover to nab a thief.

• Season 2 Episode 6: The Arsonist

  The detectives pursue an arsonist.

• Season 2 Episode 5: Heat Wave

  Wojo and Wentworth stalk a park rapist.

• Season 2 Episode 4: Ambush

  Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer.

• Season 2 Episode 3: The Layoff

  Barney has orders to lay off three men.

• Season 2 Episode 2: The Social Worker

  Barney's wife goes to work in the South Bronx.

• Season 2 Episode 1: Doomsday

  An environmentalist threatens to bomb the precinct.

Barney Miller: Season 1 (1975)

• Season 1 Episode 13: The Hero

  A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

• Season 1 Episode 12: Hair

  A scruffy narcotics detective joins the squad.

• Season 1 Episode 11: The Escape Artist

  The detectives capture a prison-escape artist.

• Season 1 Episode 10: The Guest

  A trial witness is hidden in the squad room.

• Season 1 Episode 9: The Vigilante

  The squad is pressured to catch a vigilante.

• Season 1 Episode 8: Ms. Cop

  A new woman detective charges discrimination.

• Season 1 Episode 7: The Bureaucrat

  A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness.

• Season 1 Episode 6: The Stakeout

  The detectives stake out a drug ring.

• Season 1 Episode 5: The Courtesans

  Wojo is attracted to a prostitute.

• Season 1 Episode 4: Graft

  Internal Affairs investigates the precinct.

• Season 1 Episode 3: Snow Job

  Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

• Season 1 Episode 2: Experience

  Fish deals with a bomb in the squad room.

• Season 1 Episode 1: Ramon

  A teenage drug addict grabs Fish's gun.