Barbara

Season 3 - Barbara

• Season 3 Episode 16: Who Shot Barbara? (2002) The family are shocked when a ruthless gun-man toting an air-rifle shoots Barbara. Luckily, she survives the attack and lies in hospital trying to fathom who the culprit could be. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Mark Benton
• Season 3 Episode 15: Cottage (2002) The family set off to celebrate Barbara's birthday at a remote country cottage, which Ted thinks will be the ideal venue - only to find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 14: Kirsty (2002) Ted and Barbara return home from holiday to find Neil has fallen head over heels for a pizza delivery girl, but it soon becomes clear he's the one taking the orders : especially when secrets are uncovered at the couple's hastily arranged engagement party. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 13: Guy Fawkes (2002) Ted and Barbara invite recently widowed friend Frank (guest star Bernard Cribbins) to their Guy Fawkes party. Meanwhile, Jean becomes addicted to online shopping. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 12: Neighbours (2002) Pudsey battleaxe Barbara waves a fond farewell to her hated neighbours, but it remains to be seen if the wise-cracking new people moving in next door will meet with her approval. Gwen Taylor stars, with Sam Kelly, Mark Benton and Elizabeth Carling
• Season 3 Episode 11: Honeymoon (2002) Barbara and Ted return to the Scarborough seafront hotel they visited on their honeymoon for a sentimental trip to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary : but the holiday proves anything but romantic. Comedy series, starring Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Mark Benton
• Season 3 Episode 10: Baby (2002) Linda is distraught at still not being able to conceive - though Martin is grinning from ear to ear. Jean is rushed to hospital in an ice-cream van after one of her implants bursts. Comedy, starring Elizabeth Carling and Mark Benton
• Season 3 Episode 9: Weekend (2002) The couple decide to retire after drunken sailors and an angry patient prove the last straw and celebrate their new-found freedom with a visit to a garden centre, but Barbara begins to have second thoughts about spending the rest of her life with Ted after he makes a rash decision. Linda and Martin enjoy a weekend away with Simon and Vickie, leaving the less-than-reliable Jean holding the fort. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 8: Crimewave (2002) Jean bumps into an old flame and with crime on the increase, Barbara tries to join the local Neighbourhood Watch scheme. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 7: Valentine's Day (2002) Romance is a little thin on the ground as Ted forgets to buy Barbara a Valentine's Day gift, but he soon finds he's not the only one to have experienced a memory lapse. Domestic sitcom, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 6: Flood (2002) After a night of heavy rain, the no-nonsense housewife wakes to discover the river has burst its banks and the downstairs rooms are flooded, but Ted and Neil are more concerned with finding the TV remote in the murky waters of the lounge and claiming on the insurance. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 5: Queenie (2002) When Ted's acerbic mother is expelled from her latest retirement home, Barbara reluctantly allows her to move in : providing it's only a temporary arrangement. Gwen Taylor stars, with Sam Kelly, Sherrie Hewson and guest star Jean Alexander : former Coronation Street favourite Hilda Ogden
• Season 3 Episode 4: Sheep (2001) Ted and Barbara are worried about how a proposed sheep disposal programme will affect them and decide to voice their concerns in the most direct manner possible. Jean and Phil get caught in an awkward situation, while Neil finds life with Linda and Martin is no bed of roses. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 3: Wedding (2001) All is not going to plan as Jean and Phil's wedding day approaches : Barbara is uneasy at the choice of locale for the girls' hen night, Ted receives a visit from an old flame and Martin realises being a celebrity is not all it's cracked up to be when he opens a new supermarket. Meanwhile, Neil loses his job as a barman but manages to find work as a security guard : or so he claims. Gwen Taylor stars
• Season 3 Episode 2: Mate (2001) Ted finds a new hobby, but Barbara begins to feel the strain of having his new friend around the house all the time. Doreen enjoys the high life, Phil suffers a setback in his career as a lollipop man and Linda shows off her recently acquired skills by cooking a Chinese meal for the whole family. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 3 Episode 1: Sisters (2000) Ted crosses swords with the postman, resulting in a most unusual delivery, while Jean and Barbara test their sisterly bond at the surgery. Martin throws down the sporting gauntlet, bringing out the competitor in everyone, including his father-in-law, and Neil dates a new girlfriend : Linda's boss. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor

Season 2 - Barbara

• Season 2 Episode 6: Fox (2000) Ted is finally chosen as the football mascot and finds himself in an unusual race against time, Barbara prepares to look after grandson George, and Neil and Doreen both end up in tight situations. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 2 Episode 5: Tyres (2000) Unimpressed by the shenanigans at work, Barbara decides to take drastic action, while hapless Martin covers a story which lands him in trouble. Ted is put on the spot during a phone call from millionaire-maker Chris Tarrant and Jean goes under the surgeon's knife, which leads to an unexpected development. Homely comedy, starring Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Mark Benton
• Season 2 Episode 4: Christening (2000) The day of George's christening dawns, but things don't quite go to plan as Martin struggles to get to the church on time and Neil puts a spanner in the works. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 2 Episode 3: Mum (2000) Ted is forced to cough up for his mum's taxi fare when she pays a visit, and Mike turns to Martin and Linda for support after splitting up from his wife. Neil sinks into depression, worried that he'll never be able to move out of his parents' place and fearful of what the future may hold. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 2 Episode 2: Massage (2001) Ted is left in charge of the household chores as a bad back forces his wife to take it easy, but he soon finds a solution to his plight : in the form of a cleaner. Meanwhile, it's up to Doreen to keep Barbara abreast of the local news, as Neil's girlfriend offers her services as masseuse and Linda finds Martin's celebrity has its drawbacks. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 2 Episode 1: Kids (2001) Ted gets depressed brooding on the lack of achievement in his life and decides to book a truly memorable trip for Barbara and himself, Martin resorts to desperate measures to get George off to sleep and Neil feels pressured by his girlfriend. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly

Season 1 - Barbara

• Season 1 Episode 6: Scattering (2000) Martin is understandably chuffed to land an interview with a top TV celebrity, little suspecting what he's letting himself in for. Meanwhile, Ted makes an eye-opening discovery, and Barbara officiates as her mum's ashes are scattered on the moors. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Sherrie Hewson, with a guest appearance by Driving School's Maureen Rees
• Season 1 Episode 5: Coffee (2000) Linda and Neil manage to convince themselves Jean is bald, and Barbara attracts the amorous attentions of a man with gout, while Ted is devastated to lose his anorak : after all, it's more than just a garment, it's a major component of his personality. Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Sherrie Hewson star
• Season 1 Episode 4: Friends (2001) Jean thinks long and hard about a relationship with Jack the muffin salesman, Linda hides a bombshell from her interfering mother, and it seems there's something fishy going on in Ted's cab. Comedy, with Gwen Taylor and Sherrie Hewson
• Season 1 Episode 3: Amour (2000) Ted gets doused with paint at the bottle bank and Martin sets off for a friend's stag night, taking care not to forget the all-important pair of handcuffs. Meanwhile, Barbara has the misfortune to be sacked from the hospital, and Doreen lands herself in a fix at Chatsworth House while attempting to pep up her love life. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 1 Episode 2: Rivals (2001) The arrival of a dashing new doctor creates an air of tension at the surgery, largely due to Barbara and Doreen's determination to impress him. In a similar vein, new weathergirl Karen makes a play for Martin, while poor old Ted's taxi is hijacked by a pair of Star Trek fanatics. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor and Sam Kelly
• Season 1 Episode 1: Birthday (2000) Domestic sitcom, starring Gwen Taylor as a middle-aged mother of two. Barbara bakes a disastrous cake for sister Jean's birthday, while Ted's friend dies in bizarre circumstances and Doreen decides, at the age of 58, that she's not too old to have children. With Sam Kelly, Sherrie Hewson and Madge Hindle