'Allo 'Allo! Episode Guide

Episode Guide

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 9 (1992)

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 8 (1992)

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 7 (1991)

  • Season 7 Episode 10: The Gypsy Carnival

    Michelle's cunning plan to release the airmen from the drain in the square is ruined when the gypsy fair is cancelled

  • Season 7 Episode 9: The Ice Cream Truck

    The British airmen get stuck down the drain in the village square, and Rene plans to rescue them using an old ice-cream van. As a result, General Von Kinkerhoffen gets more than he bargained for when he decides to buy one of the cool refreshments on sale. Wartime comedy, starring Gorden Kaye

  • Season 7 Episode 8: Stuck!

    General Von Klinkerhoffen orders Edith to marry Captain Bertorelli as a propaganda exercise, while the resistance tries to rescue the airmen who are trapped in wine barrels in the chateau's cellar. Wartime comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 7 Episode 7: A Barrel Full of Airmen

    Rene decides to run for the Spanish border but is stopped before he can make it across - and General Von Klinkerhoffen gets hold of the painting

  • Season 7 Episode 6: The Spirit of Nouvion

    Michelle tries to steal the Fallen Madonna from Herr Flick to boost the depleted Resistance funds, while Edith, Yvette and Mimi are photographed for a 'Spirit of Nouvion' competition. Comedy, starring Kirsten Cooke, Richard Gibson and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 7 Episode 5: Lines of Communication

    General Von Klinkerhoffen, tiring of the amount of Resistance propaganda in town, decides to restart the local newspaper, and appoints Rene and Alphonse to run it

  • Season 7 Episode 4: Flight to Geneva

    Rene and Edith are reunited with an old friend, and the pair are rewarded with medals by Churchill after being transported to England in place of the airmen. Wartime sitcom, starring Gordon Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 7 Episode 3: Eloping to England

    A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and an unlikely hiding-place all add up to a confusing time for reluctant resistance fighter Rene. Wartime comedy, starring Gordon Kaye

  • Season 7 Episode 2: Free at Last!

    General von Flockenstoffen decides to launch a raid to capture Churchill. The Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli resort to desperate measures to prevent the plan. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 7 Episode 1: Von Flockenstuffen in Command

    Newlyweds Fanny and Leclerc are jailed by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Rene is horrified when Edith resolves to rescue them, but her plans are thwarted by a loose bedknob. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 6 (1989)

  • Season 6 Episode 8: Von Klinkerhoffen's Breakdown

    General Von Klinkerhoffen is declared insane and taken to the hospital's psychiatric ward. Colonel Von Strohm, Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen become tied to a bomb in the sewer, while Fanny and Monsieur Le Clerc have problems on their wedding day

  • Season 6 Episode 7: Crabtree's Pogeon's Pist

    Fanny and Leclerc's wedding is timed to coincide with Michelle's most daring Resistance escape plan yet. World War Two comedy set in occupied France, starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 6 Episode 6: Fence Painting

    Officer Crabtree finally releases Rene, Mimi and the British airmen from the handcuffs, and the Germans order the cafe owner to arrange a meeting to sell the Fallen Madonna painting - but things don't quite go according to plan

  • Season 6 Episode 5: The Airmen De-Nicked

    Michelle plans to infiltrate German headquarters to rescue the British airmen with the help of stolen uniforms - if she can find anyone who fits them. Comedy, starring Gordon Kaye

  • Season 6 Episode 5: Disguised Intelligence

    Rene and Edith disguise themselves as Intelligence officers in a bid to save the British airmen - but the plan soon falls apart

  • Season 6 Episode 4: The Nicked Airmen

    Rene and his staff disguise themselves as undertakers in a bid to rescue the British airmen. Meanwhile, Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen decide they want the pilots to join the Gestapo and dress up as officers from the German Army - but are arrested before they get chance to put their plan into action

  • Season 6 Episode 3: The Goose and the Submarine

    The British airmen escape along the canal, but fail to reach the submarine that will take them home. Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are arrested by the Germans while in disguise

  • Season 6 Episode 2: It's Raining Italians

    Rene learns of a plot for the Gestapo to disguise themselves as British airmen - prompting General Von Klinkerhoffen to adopt a similar plan for Captain Bertorelli's soldiers. Later, the cafe owner and his workers dress up as characters from horror films to fool Herr Flick

  • Season 6 Episode 1: The Ghost of Rene

    Rene tries to get a message to London by using a radio hidden in an empty tomb : but ends up making a ghostly apparition of himself. Wartime farce with Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner and Gavin Richards

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 5 (1988 - 1989)

  • Season 5 Episode 26: Enigma's End

    Rene hides the Fallen Madonna on the back of an old painting, which turns out to be a Van Gogh and is promptly confiscated by the General. The British airmen don new disguises - as a waitress and a street-walker. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 25: The Big Flush

    Rene plans to dispose the German Enigma machine, but his fiendish schemes go distinctly awry. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 5 Episode 24: Renewing the Vows

    Edith accepts Monsieur Alfonse's proposal of marriage - much to the dismay of Rene, who realises he stands to lose the cafe if she ties the knot. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 23: Enigma

    Rene has his hands full dodging the Gestapo as he attempts to deal with a series of disasters. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye

  • Season 5 Episode 22: The Geneva Express

    Rene and Yvette hatch a cunning plan to elope to Switzerland with the gold they've stolen from General von Klinkerhoffen : but they're not the only ones hoping to escape. Wartime comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 21: All Aboard

    Rene and Yvette elope aboard the night train to Switzerland with four of General Von Klinkerhoffen's gold bars, but find they have company, and to make matters worse the Resistance are planning to blow up the locomotive. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye

  • Season 5 Episode 20: Mines Away!

    Rene and the resistance attempt to smuggle the airmen back to England inside empty landmines. World War Two comedy set in occupied France, charting the misadventures of a womanising cafe owner. Gorden Kaye stars

  • Season 5 Episode 19: Christmas Puddings

    Rene narrowly escapes 258 exploding Christmas puddings and quickly becomes embroiled in another daring plot proposed by the Resistance. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

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  • Season 5 Episode 18: Leclerc Against the Wall

    At the Cafe Rene, Edith is in a romantic mood, while Rene plays the piano. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 17: Feathers

    Rene hides a million francs stolen from Herr Flick in his trousers. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 16: The Exploding Bedpan

    Alfonse is whisked to hospital with heart trouble after being interrogated by the Gestapo. Rene feigns a bout of food poisoning in a bid to rescue his pal before he spills the beans about the stolen money. With Gorden Kaye, Kenneth Connor and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 5 Episode 15: Forged Francs & Fishsellers

    Rene and the resistance continue their efforts to gain victory in Nouvion. World War Two comedy set in occupied France, charting the misadventures of a womanising cafe owner. Gorden Kaye stars

  • Season 5 Episode 14: Communists in the Cupboard

    Gruber exchanges the forgeries for stolen money.

  • Season 5 Episode 13: The Bank Job

    Rene and Leclerc escape from the Communist Resistance, and hope to collect a ransom from General Von Klinkerhoffen. However, they end up resorting to other means of raising cash

  • Season 5 Episode 12: A Parade of Prams

    A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hideout in the Vatican all cause chaos for Rene. Gorden Kaye stars

  • Season 5 Episode 11: The British Invasion

    Peasants, generals and airmen disguise themselves.

  • Season 5 Episode 10: Michelle's Secret Love

    The Germans receive orders to have Rene arrested and shot, leaving it up to Leclerc to try and save him. Wartime farce, with Gorden Kaye and Jack Haig

  • Season 5 Episode 9: The Generals' Conference

    The gang make preparations for the launch of the long-distance duck on its journey to England, and Rene manages to photograph a map of the planned invasion during the generals' conference

  • Season 5 Episode 8: The Coming of the Long Distance Duck

    The pressures of Rene's life manifest themselves in the form of some alarming symptoms which are a threat to Edith's life. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 7: Post-Matrimonial Depression

    World War Two comedy set in German-occupied France, charting the misadventures of womanising cafe owner Rene Artois, who agrees to shelter two British airmen. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 5 Episode 6: A Marriage of Inconvenience

    Rene's pals get together to save him from a fate worse than death - getting married to a member of the Communist Resistance. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 5 Episode 5: Enter Denise

    Rene is reunited with his childhood sweetheart, who : unfortunately for him : happens to be the leader of the Communist Resistance and threw the last man to turn her down off the Eiffel Tower. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye

  • Season 5 Episode 4: The Dreaded Circular Saw

    Rene and Leclerc crack open the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom, but instead of the plans for the invasion of England, they discover two original paintings. The pair make a bid to escape with the artwork, only to be taken prisoner by the Communist Resistance. Gorden Kaye and Jack Haig star

  • Season 5 Episode 3: Dinner with the General

    Leclerc and Rene plot to blow up the safe in Lt Gruber's bedroom, but with Edith involved it looks unlikely that things will go according to plan. World War Two comedy set in German-occupied France, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 5 Episode 2: The Camera in the Potato

    Rene and the gang plan to break into the chateau to photograph secret German plans to invade England. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 5 Episode 1: The Rescue of Frau Kinkenrotten

    Rene is forced to masquerade as the head of the Gestapo in an attempt to rescue Herr Flick from prison - but ends up dressing in drag. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 4 (1987)

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 3 (1986 - 1987)

  • Season 3 Episode 6: The Great Un-escape

    Rene and the gang are roped into helping dig a tunnel from the mortuary to the prisoner-of-war quarters, but end up trapped inside the camp - disguised as British inmates - when their hard work collapses behind them. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle. Last in series

  • Season 3 Episode 5: Pretty Maids All in a Row

    Rene conceals the painting of the Fallen Madonna, while the British airmen make another escape attempt, smuggling themselves into a PoW camp and faking their own deaths. However, the plan is jeopardised by the Gestapo, who suspect they are hiding in the cafe. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye

  • Season 3 Episode 4: Flight of Fancy

    The Resistance plan to steal a plane to fly the airmen back to Britain. A parade of antique vehicles is arranged as a diversion, while Rene works on an unusual means of launching the aircraft

  • Season 3 Episode 3: The Sausage in the Wardrobe

    Maria and the painting of the fallen Madonna are caught by Von Klinkerhoffen, so her friends at the cafe launch a daring rescue attempt - and they're not the only ones planning to foil the Gestapo. Comedy, with Gorden Kaye and Francesca Gonshaw

  • Season 3 Episode 2: Gruber Does Some Mincing

    Herr Flick interrogates Gruber about The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies and Rene repays Monsieur Alphonse using forged notes. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner and Richard Gibson

  • Season 3 Episode 1: The Nicked Knockwurst

    Rene is ordered to steal a vintage plane but ends up paying for his crime in more ways than one. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 2 (1985)

  • Season 2 Episode 6: Herr Flick's Revenge

    Rene, Hans and the Colonel are taken to the chateau's dungeons for interrogation at the hands of Herr Flick and his fiendish organ music. Meanwhile the British airmen prepare to make their escape by balloon. Wartime comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Richard Gibson and Richard Marner

  • Season 2 Episode 5: The Duel

    Monsieur Alphonse and Rene decide to duel with pistols to determine who should win Edith's hand, while Hitler orders the Colonel's arrest. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Sam Kelly

  • Season 2 Episode 4: Swiftly and with Style

    While driving a borrowed armoured car, Rene and Captain Geering are mistaken for an ammunition convoy and ambushed by the Resistance, giving Monsieur Alfonse the ideal opportunity to woo Edith

  • Season 2 Episode 3: The Policeman Cometh

    The British send their finest French-speaking agent to say 'good moaning' to Rene and his colleagues. Farcical World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Arthur Bostrom and Francesca Gonshaw

  • Season 2 Episode 2: The Wooing of Widow Artois

    World War Two comedy set in German-occupied France, charting the misadventures of womanising cafe owner Rene Artois, who agrees to shelter two British airmen. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 2 Episode 1: Six Big Boobies

    Presuming Rene is dead, Edith hunts for his will and a new husband. Meanwhile, the airmen pose as nuns and Herr Flick enlists Lt Gruber's artistic expertise in telling a real painting from two forgeries. World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye

'Allo 'Allo!: Season 1 (1982 - 1984)

  • Season 1 Episode 8: The Dance of the Hitler Youth

    The Germans celebrate the burning of the Reichstag with a little Bavarian dancing, while Rene breaks into Herr Flick's lair and the British airmen attempt to cross the channel by rowing boat

  • Season 1 Episode 7: Reds Nick Colonel

    The communists capture Von Strohm and Geering, but they are soon rescued by a Gaullist group, recovering a valuable painting in the process. Comedy, starring Richard Marner and Sam Kelly

  • Season 1 Episode 6: The Funeral

    Rene, in disguise as his own twin brother, faces the unenviable task of arranging a funeral - for himself. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 1 Episode 5: The Execution

    While on a sabotage mission, Rene is captured by General Von Klinkerhoffen, who promptly orders the Colonel to inflict drastic punishment on him - but rather than going through with the grisly event, he arranges to fake the cafe owner's death instead. Farcical World War Two comedy, starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • Season 1 Episode 4: Saville Row to the Rescue

    Rene reluctantly assists the Resistance as they set out to blow up a railway line, but the mission is jeopardised when Edith mistakes the explosives for gin. Meanwhile, a plane from London supposedly transporting German uniforms turns out to contain a tailor

  • Season 1 Episode 3: Pigeon Post

    A case of mistaken identity prompts communist partisans to capture the disguised airmen, leaving Rene to mastermind a rescue bid before all manner of mayhem breaks loose. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Carmen Silvera

  • Season 1 Episode 2: The British 'ave Come

    Herr Flick is in the village trying to trace a valuable painting, so Rene and the Colonel decide to smuggle it out with the two British airmen who are disguised unconvincingly as Germans

  • Season 1 Episode 1: The British Are Coming

    First episode of the World War Two comedy set in German-occupied France about the misadventures of womanising cafe owner Rene Artois, whose cafe is commandeered by the Resistance to shelter two airmen. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

'Allo 'Allo!:

  • 'Allo, 'Allo Christmas Special

    Yvette claims she is pregnant; Helga takes a piece of the stolen painting.

  • The Crooked Fences

    Cafe Rene is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna, and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads. Starring Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera and Vicki Michelle

  • The Gateau from the Chateau

    Another chance to see the feature-length 1985 Christmas special. Rene finds himself involved in multiple murder plots when the universally unpopular General Von Klinkerhoffen decides to become more involved in controlling the district. Comedy, starring Gorden Kaye and Hilary Minster