Michael stuns customers in a holistic store by treating them to kale cannolis and shows one customer the mighty mouse effects of muscle supplements; Michael bewilders green thumb enthusiasts with seeds that instantly sprout.
Michael confuses variety store customers with products that have secret hideaways; astonishes camping store patrons with rafts that come in pill form; and convinces a woman that a tiny propeller enables human levitation.
Michael tests gravity when he floats the idea of astronaut snacks; his darkness-triggering popcorn and he astonishes an antique store employee with glass figurines that feel emotion and repair themselves.
Michael stumps a delivery man when he pulls live crabs out of his Chinese food order and leaves a mother and daughter questioning everything they know when he uses a spinning bowl to extract peanuts from candy.
Sketches that include a wacky mother who gets away with everything; an intense stakeout jeopardized by pizza; a rap about the evolution of thug life in Brooklyn; the cast relives the horrors of high school.