Lifetime HD TV Schedule

Local listings for: Virginia [Set TV Provider]

Thursday, May 23 2013

Time Show
- 12 mins ago
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- 6:00am
- Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
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- 6:30am
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- 7:00am
- The Balancing ActEPISODE: 17
  Myelofibrosis; quick meals; enhancing drinking water.
- 7:30am
- Designing SpacesAll About Home
  Cleaning mobile computers and devices; home security; home management; understanding home warranties.
- 8:00am
- The New Adventures of Old ChristineSeason 5 Episode 7: Nuts
  Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
- 8:30am
- FrasierSeason 2 Episode 23: The Innkeepers
  The Crane brothers buy into a restaurant, but their conflicting views on everything leaves them with a disaster on their hands when the head chef and most of the waiters walk out on opening night. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce
- 9:00am
- FrasierSeason 2 Episode 24: Dark Victory
  Martin prepares to celebrate his birthday, but an argument between Niles and Frasier over a lost patient, as well as a city-wide power cut, ensures none of the household is in the mood for a party. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star
- 9:30am
- FrasierSeason 3 Episode 1: She's the Boss
  The radio station's new manager disagrees with everything Frasier says - and when the shrink objects to her ideas, he finds his show rescheduled at two o'clock in the morning. Comedy, guest starring Mercedes Ruehl, with Kelsey Grammer
- 10:00am
- FrasierSeason 3 Episode 2: Shrink Wrap
  Niles suggests that he and Frasier should set up in practice together - but after a series of disasters, they end up in need of therapy themselves. Comedy, guest starring Milo O'Shea, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce
- 10:30am
- FrasierSeason 3 Episode 3: Martin Does It His Way
  The family gather to mourn Aunt Louise's death, and while Frasier and Niles organise the funeral in their usual hopeless style, Martin attempts to finish writing a song he penned for Frank Sinatra. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
- 11:00am
- Will & GraceSeason 4 Episode 15: Dyeing Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
  A careless speech brings a wedding to an abrupt halt, leaving Grace feeling guilty - and worried about the state of her romantic life. Jack is forbidden to see Elliot after a hairdressing disaster, and Bonnie finally admits she is gay. Comedy, guest starring Rosie O'Donnell
- 11:30am
- Will & GraceSeason 4 Episode 16: A Chorus Lie
  Jack uses Grace as bait for a straight man competing with him for a place in the Manhattan Gay Men's Chorus - but his plans backfire. Will accompanies Karen to a fancy dinner, where she tells friends he is her gigolo. Guest starring Matt Damon (The Bourne Identity)
- 12:00pm
- Will & GraceSeason 4 Episode 17: Someone Old, Someplace New
  Part one of two. Will and Grace look for a larger apartment but the only one they like is priced above their budget, and Jack makes a video about Karen's life for her birthday. Comedy, guest starring Sandra Bernhard and Suzanne Pleshette. Concludes tomorrow
- 12:30pm
- Will & GraceSeason 4 Episode 18: Something Borrowed, Someone's Due
  Part two of two. The duo struggle to adjust to life in their new apartment and resort to devious means to get their old home back - but everything is put on hold when Ellen goes into labour. Guest starring Suzanne Pleshette, with Eric McCormack and Debra Messing
- 1:00pm
- How I Met Your MotherSeason 1 Episode 16: Cupcake
  Victoria is offered a culinary scholarship in Germany, presenting her with a dilemma. Lily heads out in search of the perfect wedding dress, while Barney convinces Marshall it's time for him to smarten up his appearance and sends him to see his tailor. Comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
- 1:30pm
- How I Met Your MotherSeason 1 Episode 17: Life Among the Gorillas
  Marshall does work experience at Barney's company, where his personality changes for the worse as he struggles to conform. Meanwhile, Ted is bombarded with gifts from Victoria, but feels guilty at not having sent her anything in return. US comedy, with Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
- 2:00pm
- Grey's AnatomySeason 5 Episode 13: Stairway to Heaven
  Bailey grows desperate as a young patient's condition deteriorates, and everyone in the hospital helps to find an organ donor for the boy. Meanwhile, an injury leaves Mark in a compromising position, Cristina tries to avoid Owen, and Izzie discovers the reason behind her visions of Denny. Guest starring Eric Stoltz
- 3:00pm
- Grey's AnatomySeason 5 Episode 14: Beat Your Heart Out
  Derek searches for the perfect way to propose to Meredith, while Lexie demands that she and Mark go public with their relationship. Bailey considers a new direction for her career following success on recent cases and encouragement from Dr Dixon. Guest starring Mary McDonnell
- 4:00pm
- Wife Swap USASeason 1 Episode 16: Pyke/Smith
  Mother of two Lynn Smith, who lives a frugal life on a travelling bus with her husband and daughters, swaps with Michelle Pyke, who is married to a mortician and enjoys pampering herself to make up for her husband's workaholic tendencies. The pair spend a week adhering to their new family's lifestyle before introducing some alterations of their own - and there's a life-changing shock in store for Lynn's husband Andre
- 5:00pm
- Wife Swap USASeason 5 Episode 18: Brown/Holland
  Ginger Holland, a woman from North Carolina who leads a chaotic life among junk cars and feeds her family only fried foods, trades places with Joy Brown, a wife who has strict dietary rules and a tight fitness schedule for her two children
- 6:00pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 7: EPISODE: 7
  Betty receives a visit from Rob Schneider; senior citizens play pranks that include a widow trying to fulfill her late husband's last request, a waitress with a unique offer for a patron and an extreme reaction to a girl making a loud phone call.
- 6:30pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 3: EPISODE: 3
  Seniors play pranks including asking for help texting an intimate message and collecting signatures for a petition to allow only attractive people to reproduce.
- 7:00pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 4: EPISODE: 4
  Senior citizens play pranks that include escaping from an ambulance, snagging groceries from other people's shopping carts, and falling asleep while operating an electric scooter.
- 7:30pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 2: EPISODE: 2
  Seniors target unsuspecting young people with pranks that include pouring a late spouse's ashes on a park bench and writing tickets for makeup violations.
- 8:00pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 12: EPISODE: 12
  Actor Rob Schneider plays Betty's shrink; pranks include a man trying to recruit another for a bromance, offering free backrubs to passers-by and trying too hard to prevent littering.
- 8:30pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 8: EPISODE: 8
  Betty receives a visit from Adam West; pranks include an elderly couple who wants to swing with a younger couple, a woman asking a stranger for help playing a trick on her husband, and a man who claims his heart from from an unusual donor.
- 9:00pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 11: EPISODE: 11
  Pranks include an old woman asking a young man to buy her beer, a snack vendor sampling her drinks before selling them and two men trying to get another to do the wave with them.
- 9:30pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 6: EPISODE: 6
  Senior citizens play pranks that include nuns raising money in an unusual way, a man altering a shirt in a store, securing a car with tape, and partaking in someone else's meal in a restaurant.
- 10:00pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 10: EPISODE: 10
  Pranks include a lost skydiver asking for directions, an older woman ordering a younger man online and a prankster repeatedly hugging a stranger.
- 10:30pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 9: EPISODE: 9
  Pranks include Wink Martindale getting surprising news while pretending to tape a game show, a woman asking for help after her dog gets stuck in an strange place, and two pranksters setting up a metal detector on the street.
- 11:01pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 1: EPISODE: 1
  Senior citizens pull pranks on younger people.
- 11:31pm
- Betty White's Off Their RockersSeason 1 Episode 5: EPISODE: 5
  Senior citizens play pranks that include a humorless waitress who runs out of everything, a man who reprimands people for walking too fast, and a mail carrier who tries to pass his responsibilities onto someone else.