Why do they keep getting hired?by Phil

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A selection of crazy people, idiots and talentless chumps who have managed to flourish in the media spotlight.
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    Andrew Neil

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    Fat, a bit ignorant and completely unfunny; being a guest on This Week must be the most boring activity known to man.
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    M Night Shyamalan

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    Everything he has made has been absolutely terrible, compiled with careless disregard for audiences and plot, yet he still somehow gets new commissions. Why!?
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    Kristen Stewart

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    Flacid, uninspiring, generic looking young female with all the charisma and charm of a tape worm.
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    Emma Watson

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    Was the worst child actor ever put on the big screen, yet has somehow managed to deteriorate the quality of her performances with age. it's probably better that she now does modelling and concentrates on an area which requires no speech or emotion.
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    Glenn Beck

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    Hideously bigoted, foolish religious nut with a propensity to get overly emotional about almost anything, riling up the anger of gun carrying America under the banner of delusion and denial.
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    Nicolas Cage

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    He ruins almost everything he's in with unbelievable, stale, misdirected aggression, yet still gets loads of work. He must either sleep with a lot of producers, or have a great agent
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    Piers Morgan

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    Somehow, a man loathed by all of Britain and lauded as an appalling, dull, vacuous, opportunistic leech landed a top job as an American chat-show host!?
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    Clive Owen

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    I think he's been simply terrible in everything he's made, with one barely two-dimensional character rehashed time and time again irrespective of the film he's in.
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    Peter Mandelson

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    Following a career where he was perpetually quitting and getting re-hired to various pseudo-ministerial government positions, he's managed to scrape out a book about the whole sinister affair while continuing his full-time job as Dracula's apprentice.
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    Holly Willoughby

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    Extremely dull and to make it worse presents along side Phillip Schofield!
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  • ellena123
    2 months ago, ellena123 said:
    You are pretty close here, Glen Beck should rot in hell, but I do disagree re Kristen Stewart, she is talented as you will be seeing more of her abilities! Report abuse
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