Celebrity Tea Partyby Phil

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Phil said:
A mostly Jazz based bizarre collection of fantastic guests.
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    Morgan Freeman

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    Phil said:
    The venue for my Tea Party will be "Ground Zero", Morgan Freeman's blues club in Clarksdale, Mississippi.
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    Brian Blessed

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    Brian Blessed will be the guest of Honour, regaling the crowd with stories of both mountain conquests and female conquests. No microphone will be needed.
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    Richard Burton

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    Richard Burton will narrate the evenings musical entertainment, mostly by delivering lines from The War of the Worlds.
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    Laurence Olivier

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    Laurence Olivier will rise from the dead, alongside Burton, to give a performance of Hamlet against the musical backing provided by the rest of my guests, the ultimate musical super-group.
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    Ray Charles

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    The band leader: tinkling the ivory's and heading up the 10 hour blues Jam.
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    Aretha Franklin

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    On scat vocal and occasional superfluous jazzy belts
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    Will Smith

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    Bringing back the heady days of rap superstardom, Will Smith will be freestyling against the backing of Aretha & Ray.
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    Ice-T

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    Ice will come in briefly for a cheesy, excessively tame rap battle with Smith.
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    Katherine Jenkins

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    To provide eye candy and sultry vibrato when Ray decides to take his Jamming down a notch.
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    Jackie Chan

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    Jackie will be showing off his martial arts skills to the rapturous applause of the band and the rest of the guests.
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"Celebrity Tea Party" by Phil

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  • Phil
    2 yearss ago, Phil said:
    Its ok, i expect Katherines singing will only last a few minutes before being drowned out by Brian Blesseds alcohol fuelled impressions of a Yeti. Report abuse
  • KittyKat
    2 yearss ago, KittyKat said:
    Not a fan of Katherine Jenkins- Whenever she sings it jsut annoys me, but I totally agree with the rest of your shortlist :) Report abuse
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