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Diary of a Vampire - Day 2, January 12 2011

by on January 12th 2011 at 4:58 pm

Diary of a Vampire - 12-01-2011

Boris Bishop
Today, my morning began with an upbeat stroll and a visit to an Italian establishment that served coffee. Having collected some modern money as a fee for publishing my diary on Locatetv.com, I was keen to spend it on something exciting, so tried something called a “double-haselnut Latte with cream” after a waitress refused to dilute an espresso for me with half a pint of her own blood. Alas…this modern world is not as liberal as I first had hoped.

An hour and a trip to an “electronics shop” later, I was home with a “TV”, a “Sky box” and a “Blackberry”, which the shop assistant suggested I call the “Bat-berry”. I told the shop assistant that he wasn’t funny. I was encouraged to also buy a “Blue Ray”, but I declined on this front as I don’t eat sea-food...

Fangtastic Vampire Shortlists!

by on January 12th 2011 at 9:00 am

bat image from Allposters.com

It's Vampire Week on LocateTV and each day we shall be treating you to tasty Vampire themed morsels. Lucky you! To kick off our week of vampy fun here on LocateTV, we have launched two brand new shortlists to sink your teeth in to. The first fangtastic shortlist allows you to choose your ultimate vampire movies and TV shows. So whether you are obsessed with Twilight, thirsty for True Blood or hungry for Nosferatu we want to know about it. Create your own list here. Which actors do you think play convincing vampires? Choose your favourites in our 'Vampires that DON'T suck' shortlist. Christopher Lee and Chloe Moretz are… read more »

Vampires Suck is a Pain in the Neck

by on August 24th 2010 at 10:33 am


When LocateTV heard there was a new vampire spoof at movie theatres, we had to get a review by vampire super-fan Isis Nocturne, of TrueBloodNet.com. Here's what she had to say: Vampires Suck was not entirely what I expected it to be. Though I came in knowing that the movie was made by the creators of similar fare (Epic Movie, Date Movie, etc), I have to admit that I hoped it would be better than just what was shown in the multitude of trailers that have dominated several channels on my TV. Vampires Suck takes jabs at the first two… read more »

Fan Site Highlights #8

by on July 23rd 2010 at 1:50 pm

Avatar poster from Allposters.co.uk

It's been a while, but here's a new round-up of some great new fan sites using the LocateTV embed to show their users when TV shows, films and actors are next on TV. 1. Recently seen in James Cameron's smash hit Avatar, Giovanni Ribisi's work is highlighted with photographs, videos and news articles at http://giovanniribisi.net 2. Heard of Terry Tate – The Office Linebacker? Watch him on YouTube if you haven't, and check out http://www.lesterspeight.com/ for the LocateTV embed and further information on Lester Speight's career and Twitter updates from the man himself! 3. Christine Baranski impressed TV audiences in… read more »

You Know You're Addicted to Robert Pattinson When....

by on July 7th 2010 at 11:18 am


What does it mean to be addicted to Robert Pattinson? Do you watch all of his movies? Do you buy every magazine he is featured in? Do you buy any and all merchandise featuring his face? As a fan, of course you do BUT what does it mean to be addicted? We have devised a Top 10 List of You Know You're Addicted to Robert Pattinson when.... 10.) You have to pose and take a picture with any promotional item featuring Robert's face.... it doesn't matter where.... the local theater, on the subway, inside Wal-mart.... you name it.... you take a picture!… read more »