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Have you been bitten by the vampire bug?

by Emily on November 19th 2009 at 3:40 pm

With the highly anticipated release of the second instalment in The Twilight Saga; New Moon hitting cinemas on Friday 20th November, LocateTV have taken a look at what has made the story of Edward and Bella so popular.

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If the latest TV shows True Blood and The Vampire Diaries are anything to go by, the undead creatures are most definitely back with a bite! Steph took a look at the vampire genre as a whole back in September, and noted that the first cinematic instalment of Stephenie Meyer’s hugely successful novels grossed over $300 million across the world. Now, with New Moon having already sold out in a reported 2,150 screens in the US alone, that $300 million is sure to increase the second time round!

So what is it about this unconventional love story that has had people aged anywhere from 10 to 60 captivated so intensely? Well as a fan of the books myself, I can definitely indentify with the need for more of our heroes. Coming to the series late, just a few months ago in fact, I have quickly been caught up in all the hype surrounding New Moon. Set to explore the dangers that 17 year old human Bella (Kristen Stewart) faces by being in a relationship with 109 year old vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson), we are also introduced to more of the residents of La Push, the home of the Quileute Native American tribe, where Bella’s childhood friend Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) lives with his father.

The love that is so plainly evident between Bella and Edward appeals to the readers of the books, as well as the viewers of the films because it is so consuming. How love should be, right? Add to it the fact that Bella is awkward and unsure about her appeals to the opposite sex, then along comes this impossibly beautiful boy who wants her just as she is. Perfect!

Bella is someone that younger girls can identify with, as Stewart has noted in a recent BBC interview: “When you read the book, as a girl you are Bella…As distinctly as her character is written, so many girls feel like they are Bella. She is innately what most girls want to be”. So is that why teen girls are mesmerised by the love story? Because they believe they could be Bella, and find true love in their very own Edward? Or is it the appeal of Robert Pattinson? A relative unknown (apart from his role as Cedric Diggory in two of the Harry Potter films), Pattinson has been catapulted to heart throb status by the women lusting after him. I think for teenagers, it’s a combination of the both. Having been voted as one of the ‘Sexiest Men Alive’ in 2008’s People magazine, he certainly seems to live up to the perfect character created in Meyer’s books.

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For me, it was the escapism that the fantasy novels provided. Knowing that the majority of vampires we’re introduced to here are not the traditional blood-suckers we’ve seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Blade and Interview with the Vampire, I was comforted by these creatures in a way that doesn’t make you want to run for your life!

Without a doubt, the vamp genre is here to stay. The next instalment of the Saga, ‘Eclipse’, has already wrapped, and is set for release in July 2010. Although there has been no official word on the fourth book ‘Breaking Dawn’, being translated to film, fans are hopeful that they will get to see the last chapter of Bella’s life on screen.

I’m off to see it in cinemas tomorrow, but remember to check back to LocateTV next week (when you’ll have had time to see the movie!) when we’ll have an exclusive quiz based on the latest offering!

 

Emily

My Desert Island – Steph

by Steph on November 18th 2009 at 2:26 pm

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I’ve been on honeymoon, lying on the beach sipping a variety of colada’s and what do I see upon my return to work?  My LocateTV colleagues’ blogging about their island must-haves – They must’ve been thinking of me with green eyes and just *wishing* they were abroad like me! :)

To be honest – I hate being abroad. I was delighted to return home to a Mother-in-law roast and a mummy pie and mash the following night It’s overcast and cold too – ‘Love It’ I cry in the road being rained on! You can just smell the British winter!

So, who’d I take to rub my feet after a hard day’s sunbathing? Now that’s an almighty difficult one, bar my husband who I really should bring! – I am now struggling with my top 5 most sought after men.

  1. Robert Plant
  2. Eminem
  3. Johnny Depp
  4. Joey Jordison
  5. Jason Statham

Sad to say I do have a ‘Top 5’ but hey who doesn’t, really?! And for those Friends fans – please be comforted that it’s not ‘laminated!’

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Well, my final choice would probably be….Mr Statham. *Swoon!* He can sweep me up in his big arms and massage my back on a lilo ANY day! But not only is he drop dead, gohorgeous – his acting is superb and has starred in a plethora of awesome action films, not to mention Crank, The Transporter trilogy and Lock Stock. I’d be safe in his arms and bet he is awesome to chat with.

The film/s would take would be Pirates of The Caribbean because it just makes me smile every time – yes I know I’m swooning again but who on earth doesn’t find 4 and a half hours Captain Jack tremendous?! I’d take all the films and put them on repeat. Fantastic action, acting and story. I also hear of a Pirates 4 creation.

I’d also take my endless supply of Family Guy – I watch it over and over and the jokes get me every time! I’d need this to lighten the mood – fart jokes, animation and laugh-out-loud comedy all in one! I’d also take some advice from Stewie on how to get the hell home – maybe I’ll follow his and Brian’s ideas in ‘Road to Europe.

So they’re my island ‘must-haves’ and sad to say the only Jason on my holiday was my husband and not the Statham kind, I didn’t see a single pirate and the only Family Guy I saw was on TV in Spanish – how frustrating! Especially as it was new season 8!

Bye Locaters, have a think of what will be on your island!

 

Steph D – now Steph W!

15 Kick Ass TV Show Intros

by Stephen on November 18th 2009 at 12:49 pm

Most TV intros provide some exposition or distill the mood of a show to a few images. The very best stand on their own. These are, in no particular order, some of my favourites.

Twenty-First Century Intros

True Blood

True Blood’s intro smashes sex, violence and religion into one of the most intense intros in modern TV. No wonder the show’s a hit.

 

Dexter

Getting ready for work has never been so violent.

 

The Wire – Season 4

I’m gonna stick my neck out and say that this version is the best.

 

Weeds

This intro gets different artists to cover the theme song “Little Boxes”. I chose this one because it was about the only one that let me embed it that didn’t feature Billy Bob Thornton.

The Sopranos

Maybe this isn’t so current, but it’s still one of the baddest ass intros on TV.

Old Timers

Cowboy Bebop

This intro lets you know exactly what this show is all about: you might not understand the plot, but you know it’s gonna be fast and you know it’s gonna be cool.

Homicide: Life on the Street

As the intro to one of the most realistic cop shows on TV, this had to make sure the show punched you in the face from the beginning.

All in the Family

This is the ultimate red herring intro. Who would have thought that nice old man could be the most bigoted man on TV?

Charlie’s Angels

According to this intro, women’s lib means the ladies get to blow shit up, too. If they’re wearing bikinis.

Taxi

If you don’t think about it, this is a sweet little intro with a cute tune and a car driving somewhere. If you do think about it, it highlights the futility of life – always changing but never going anywhere – and a tune that is just sad enough to make you nostalgic for those days when you at least believed you were going somewhere. Also, Andy Kaufman’s accent is hilarious!

Shows from my Childhood

Batman: The Animated Series

In one opening sequence, TV Batman was no longer camp. Awesome.

The Muppet Show

Lighter in tone, The Muppet Show intro matches the slapstick, vaudeville-esque nature of the show.

The A-Team

What I love about this intro is that you know however much shit gets blown up or how hard jeeps flip over, no one has died. Ever.

Dr Who

Tom Baker. ‘Nuff said.

Star Trek: The Original Series

It’s William Shatner’s voiceover and the melodramatic music that do it for me. I can barely remember what actually happens in the intro, but I’ll always know how it sounds.

My Desert Island – Susie

by Susie on November 3rd 2009 at 3:19 pm

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So I’m flying, flying along, and then I’m falling, falling fast! (Well you would be falling fast with a giant TV and actor in tow!) Luckily my fall is broken by this certain actor – not so lucky for him! But we’re stranded on a beautiful island with coconuts aplenty. And for some people this would be enough; but I’m the child of a media fuelled generation and I don’t think I could contemplate a life without electronic entertainment. Just by chance I’ve got my Top 3 with me and they are as follows:

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Star Trek: The Next Generation’ (box set, seasons 1-7 of course, perhaps I could sneak the movies in too – Generations, First Contact, Insurrection, and Nemesis?) Why? Well if you can’t get away with being a total geek on a deserted island then where can you, eh? I totally adore Patrick Stewart, especially in his role as Captain Picard! Maybe it’s a power thing? Hmmm, anyway, I don’t think it would do me any harm to have a bit of fantasy science fiction to keep my mind ticking over. “Make it so number one!”

Coming to America’ has to be my all time favourite ‘feel good’ movie. Sometimes, I even laugh just thinking about it! (Now for example!) “Sexual chocolate!” Eddie Murphy could entertain me any day with his multiple personalities and I’ll never stop laughing at the ‘Soul Glo’ guy!

And finally, actor company. Now this was the hard one for me – Richard and Bradley, if you’re reading this, I hope you understand! I’ve chosen Jason Segel to accompany me on my island. He’s not only attractive but also really funny! Oh and a fantastic dancer! And if you don’t know what I’m on about, you need to watch ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ and ‘How I met Your Mother’.

So there you have it, my slightly odd desert island picks! What would you pick…?

 

Susie. ;)

My Desert Island – Ollie

by Susie on November 2nd 2009 at 11:04 am

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So I’ve landed on my desert island, hooked up my LCD TV and Blu-ray player to an otherworldly, eternal power source and am relaxing on the beach with some coconut milk and a pineapple (hey, it’s my blog, I’m allowed some artistic license..).

Now what should I watch…

1. The TV show would be, without doubt, Frasier. All 11 seasons of the most successful sitcom ever (37 Emmy awards!) to keep me occupied and entertained for weeks. It would also be nice to lose myself in the pompous and pampered word of the Crane brothers, one has to keep themselves sane on a desert island… and who better to keep me in safe mind than Seattle’s top psychiatrist Dr Frasier Crane. Anyone for a glass of 1945 Château Pétrus?

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2. Now I’ve been musing over my film choice for a while now, torn between Sergio Leone’s epic “Once Upon a Time in America” or something slightly lighter, (and with Will Ferrell in it) “Anchorman” for example… BUT…. Instead I’ve decided to cheat and go for the Lord of the Rings Trilogy- Hopefully, I’ll be allowed to pick a trilogy (it is, after all, one work split into three parts to make them a cinema-ish length) and, if I am, then this is the one for me. As well as its absolute colossal length (668 minutes on the extended DVD!) – which is ideal for a desert island when longevity will count, it is ideal for its content. A fantastic, sweeping story that encompasses the fate of entire continents, wonderful, archetypal characters and plenty of fighting – important, as a proper, meaty film like this is good to keep the spirits up when waiting for the inevitable rescue boat… I can almost feel the testosterone racing!

3. Finally the person that will be accompanying me on my TV/ film-athon is…. (drum roll please) Sienna Miller. Personally I don’t think I need to justify this choice, but, just for clarification you can see her trying to create a new world order as the Baroness in her latest film: G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra.

They’re my top pics, what about you?

Ollie

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